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PoliticsRe: How Much Does Seun Pay NL Mod's On Politcs Section by MrUzo(op): 10:56pm On Apr 07, 2013
Where are the mods, let them come and tell how much they earn now. Atleast they can't say they haven't seen this thread.. Afam4ever, Jarus, OAMJ4, sexkillz,mukibaba(oga himself) etc...
EducationRe: Good English: A Sign Of Education & Intelligence? by MrUzo: 10:44pm On Apr 07, 2013
[quote author=32-D][size=14pt]my dear afam, the word is being not been[/size] and to ur kweshun o think knowing how to speak good english is soooooo over-rated[/quote]Modaf*ucker.. I logged in because of you f.ool. Must you always see the wrongs in people comments. Is detecting gbagaun you job here!! I hate peope forming gbagaun detector here as if they are better. Is english you dialect .. Anuefy like you!
Hoping to be giving a gbagaun mod job!!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh With Her Fans (Picture) by MrUzo: 9:49pm On Apr 07, 2013
[quote author=mr.official2]grin grin grin[/quote]My brother I jst read your signature. It also has happened to Mee too, I one time had a username called "Mukina Garry" but the so called mukina 2(seun) banned that username til 2016... I wonder what offence is it to have a username as that.. Atleast Mukina2 and Mukina.Garry are just not the same.. NL tire me oo. grin
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh With Her Fans (Picture) by MrUzo: 11:51am On Apr 07, 2013
This is either photoshop or paid Lapdogs sorry "FanDogs". grin grin grin
PoliticsHow Much Does Seun Pay NL Mod's On Politcs Section by MrUzo(op): 12:04am On Apr 07, 2013
Am just curious to know. What does it take to be a mod on NL and how much are they paid monthly,weekly or daily. because really the way this guys go about their business is*****

NB: Mods please don't use your multiple account to derial these thread or make it look like these question is meaningless ;d ;d
PoliticsRe: PDP Warns Tinubu: Steer Clear Of Our Affairs, by MrUzo: 9:03pm On Apr 06, 2013
I wonder how somepeople open their eyes but yet they can't see, I wounder while they see they are suffering and yet still smilling supporting mediocrity. None of the two most talked about party's here are good enough but one is better than the other in terms of dividends of democracy and we all arguing here know it... Shake My Head in Pity for the Lapdogs sorry "LapJobs"!! grin
PoliticsCompany Buried $1,000 In Their Terms & Condition But No1 Found It.. by MrUzo(op): 8:19pm On Apr 06, 2013
People & reading culture: A software company buried a $1,000 prize deep in its Terms of Service. It took 5 months for someone to finally ask about the prize.
IslamRe: Let Muslims Be Muslim by MrUzo: 6:53am On Apr 06, 2013
Michaeljones36: The Quran in Sura 4:24 says:

"And forbidden to you are wedded wives of other people except those who have fallen in your hands [as prisoners of war] . . . "(Maududi, vol. 1, p. 319).
OMG! So this is in the qu'ran.. Muslims what will u say abt this.. Is this one lie againhuhhuh
PoliticsRe: Lagos Is The Safest City In Nigeria – Frank Mba by MrUzo: 3:23pm On Apr 02, 2013
phantom: The same lagos where robbers serve residents notice.dude must be high on cheap ish ...grin grin grin
U be MuMu oo. Because robbers served a notice does that mean they carried out their action. You dont even know if its a plan work by an internal person. Lagos is by far still the safest place to be in Nigeria considering the fact that it has one of the highest population an yet little or no case of robbery for a very long time. And for those of you who arent lagosians ask other lagosians that drives @ night and they will tell you how police men are all around the former danger zones in watch. Fashola Thumbs up on this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by MrUzo: 1:54pm On Apr 01, 2013
how many minutes remain joooor
PoliticsNEW Google Search Engine - Search With Smell by MrUzo(op): 11:37am On Apr 01, 2013
PoliticsRe: David Marks Actions - Rebroadcast Till It Goes Viral by MrUzo(op): 4:41pm On Mar 30, 2013
PapaBrowne: Mr Uzo just got off humping on a giraffe! Pls rebroadcast lets make it viral like the oga at the top think......bla bla bla!

Your mates are creating jobs and employing graduates you are here wasting your time!! Get your facts right!!
40 man laptop in display!!!. Its Your work you are doing sha
PoliticsRe: David Marks Actions - Rebroadcast Till It Goes Viral by MrUzo(op): 4:41pm On Mar 30, 2013
PapaBrowne: Mr Uzo just got off humping on a giraffe! Pls rebroadcast lets make it viral like the oga at the top think......bla bla bla!

Your mates are creating jobs and employing graduates you are here wasting your time!! Get your facts right!!
40 man laptop. Its Your work you are doing sha
PoliticsRe: David Marks Actions - Rebroadcast Till It Goes Viral by MrUzo(op): 4:38pm On Mar 30, 2013
eyenCalabar: Don't feel pained brother. We are different people with different mentality. If you think you can fight the government, go ahead. If you like, you can start a revolution. Still, who cares? Am tired of all these sh1t corruption stories of Nigerian leaders please. Call me whatever you like, it's your business.
People like you are the dumbass Nigerian's we don't need. Inabilty to confront your fears. You can't fight for your own rights and speak against what's not right.I pity your future with this attitude!
PoliticsRe: David Marks Actions - Rebroadcast Till It Goes Viral by MrUzo(op): 4:34pm On Mar 30, 2013
Shollypopz: You are the reason Nigeria is the way it is. God this, God that, God will come down and help Nigeria right?? Selfish millipede, all u care about is God providing for you. How about Nigeria as a whole?? Why don't you support and work for things that can benefit your country. This one-man mentality is what is killing Nigeria.
Thank you oo my brother. That guy most be a Big fool oo. He said the government isn't supposed to help the people, can you imagine.
RomanceRe: Using CCTV Because Of Infidelity, Is It Right? by MrUzo: 11:09pm On Mar 28, 2013
THIS VIDEO BAD GAN OOOO
beethoven: Guy no need for cctv, Just book ur next flight to Kenya and consult with the man that concocted this.

watch this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uzX9J4TJIA
RomanceRe: Using CCTV Because Of Infidelity, Is It Right? by MrUzo: 10:47pm On Mar 28, 2013
texazzpete: The real question should be why a man of your age cannot distinguish between the words 'faithful' and 'fateful' sad
Bleep you, Your are out here just to watch other people's mistake without politely correcting them. Anuohia...MODAFUCK.ER Melancholy forming perfectionist my foot ..
PoliticsRe: Jude Agbaso - Imo State Deputy-Governor - Impeached For Taking Bribe by MrUzo: 10:22pm On Mar 28, 2013
Ngwakwe: His advisers would have advise him to resign, rather they were urging him to defend the indefensible.

He is just a learner in the Act of Corruption.

Engaging in corruption directly by himself instead of using proxies (Political Job men).
This guy must be a trained political thieve in the making, watch out for him
Business To BusinessBUSINESS PARTNERSHIP: Are You Interested?: by MrUzo(op): 1:57pm On Mar 28, 2013
OPPORTUNITY for Business Partnering, ARE U INTERESTED?:

If you live in lagos you must have seen bill boards like this around with some adverts in it. And for some of us who are business inclined we know the amount of money one can generate if you own any of those bill boards in choice location in any part of Lagos. Especially if you own a bill board mounted like this in a very busy motor-able road. I really don’t want to talk much but just for the sake of people just hearing this as an business “investment” model for the first time and want to know how viable it is in terms of cash flow and returns on investment. I will like to just shade some lights on how much you can earn just owning that and what it cost to set it up. Do you know that if you want to rent a billboard space which you want to place your advert for the period of one year you can pay up to N10,000,000 (Ten Million )naira?

This is not exaggeration, earlier today I saw a billboard requesting for an ads at a place along Ikorudu road very close to obanikoro so I called them and was told to pay 7million per annul to place my advert or 3.5million for 6months. I wasn’t shocked because I know that’s the range of having an ad placed on any of those billboards. So for those of you just knowing, the next time you see Guinness, Etisalat, pepsi, Ay-live, or any other ads on a billboard just know they paid millions to get their ads there.

Ok back to the matter, now someone may ask what about getting your own bill board so other people will be advertising with and while you are collecting the fees? To get your own billboard you have to pay some certain amount depending on the size of your billboard to LASSA (A Lagos state agency) and also You pay small amount to the owners of the space you wanna mount the billboard but sure you will not spend up to quarter of what you charge after everything have been setup.

The main reason am bringing these here is that I saw a very good space along Ikorudu road a very nice space and because I don’t have all of the funds to set it up alone so am bringing it here for people will be interested in this business to form a partnership group and pull funds together and get this thing u and running. So once it’s successful and we get clients we share profit equally. So at firs if you are interested you need to signify your are so we can all know when we will meet and discus about then if all things go well we call in a lawyer so we sign in agreement as to the resolutions of our meeting and “walaaa” the partnership just started.

So if you are interested just signify on the forum and lets agree on when and where we will meet here in Lagos.

From the Desk of
Dike Uzo,
Here in Lagos.

BusinessBUSINESS PARTNERSHIP: Are You Interested?: by MrUzo(op): 1:36pm On Mar 28, 2013
OPPORTUNITY for Business Partnering, ARE U INTERESTED?:

If you live in lagos you must have seen bill boards like this around with some adverts in it. And for some of us who are business inclined we know the amount of money one can generate if you own any of those bill boards in choice location in any part of Lagos. Especially if you own a bill board mounted like this in a very busy motor-able road. I really don’t want to talk much but just for the sake of people just hearing this as an business “investment” model for the first time and want to know how viable it is in terms of cash flow and returns on investment. I will like to just shade some lights on how much you can earn just owning that and what it cost to set it up. Do you know that if you want to rent a billboard space which you want to place your advert for the period of one year you can pay up to N10,000,000 (Ten Million )naira?

This is not exaggeration, earlier today I saw a billboard requesting for an ads at a place along Ikorudu road very close to obanikoro so I called them and was told to pay 7million per annul to place my advert or 3.5million for 6months. I wasn’t shocked because I know that’s the range of having an ad placed on any of those billboards. So for those of you just knowing, the next time you see Guinness, Etisalat, pepsi, Ay-live, or any other ads on a billboard just know they paid millions to get their ads there.

Ok back to the matter, now someone may ask what about getting your own bill board so other people will be advertising with and while you are collecting the fees? To get your own billboard you have to pay some certain amount depending on the size of your billboard to LASSA (A Lagos state agency) and also You pay small amount to the owners of the space you wanna mount the billboard but sure you will not spend up to quarter of what you charge after everything have been setup.

The main reason am bringing these here is that I saw a very good space along Ikorudu road a very nice space and because I don’t have all of the funds to set it up alone so am bringing it here for people will be interested in this business to form a partnership group and pull funds together and get this thing u and running. So once it’s successful and we get clients we share profit equally. So at firs if you are interested you need to signify your are so we can all know when we will meet and discus about then if all things go well we call in a lawyer so we sign in agreement as to the resolutions of our meeting and “walaaa” the partnership just started.

So if you are interested just signify on the forum and lets agree on when and where we will meet here in Lagos.

From the Desk of
Dike Uzo,
Here in Lagos.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Free Ad Promo For Web Designers On Nairaland: Round 2 by MrUzo:
REserved!! watch this space.. Any interested to rent?
Educational ServicesRe: Houdegbe North American University Benin - Admissions by MrUzo: 12:24am On Mar 26, 2013
Do they accept ND?
PoliticsRe: David Mark REJECTED A Bill For Unemployed Graduates To Be Paid N20,000 Monthly by MrUzo: 11:02pm On Mar 24, 2013
Our selfish leaders: Senate President David Mark "REJECTED" a bill for unemployed graduates to be paid N20,000 monthly. But just yesterday, he gave Tuface Idibia a Ferrari Worth N47million. Habaaaaa. "SHEY NA LIKE DIS WE GO DEY GO?"
Pls re-broadcast let's make it viral on social media like oga @ the top thing... Post it on any social media you know of.. GOD bless us as we do that... Thanks.
PoliticsRe: David Mark And His Controversial Gift To 2face by MrUzo: 10:48pm On Mar 24, 2013
Our selfish leaders: Senate President David Mark "REJECTED" a bill for unemployed graduates to be paid N20,000 monthly. But just yesterday, he gave Tuface Idibia a Ferrari Worth N47million. Habaaaaa. "SHEY NA LIKE DIS WE GO DEY GO?"
Pls re-broadcast let's make it viral on social media like oga @ the top thing... Post it on any social media you know of.. GOD bless us as we do that... Thanks.
PoliticsDavid Marks Actions - Rebroadcast Till It Goes Viral by MrUzo(op): 10:48pm On Mar 24, 2013
Our selfish leaders: Senate President David Mark "REJECTED" a bill for unemployed graduates to be paid N20,000 monthly. But just yesterday, he gave Tuface Idibia a Ferrari Worth N47million. Habaaaaa. "SHEY NA LIKE DIS WE GO DEY GO?"
Pls re-broadcast let's make it viral on social media like oga @ the top thing... Post it on any social media you know of.. GOD bless us as we do that... Thanks.
SportsRe: Odemwingie & Complete Sports Editor Fight On Twitter by MrUzo: 10:22pm On Mar 24, 2013
I tire for this guy ooo. But I prefer Him to Obafemi Martins on the pitch of play grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by MrUzo: 12:48am On Mar 24, 2013
Nominating myself here! Am picking her
tianyx: Hmmm
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by MrUzo: 4:33pm On Mar 22, 2013
Mod Please put this Nigeria and Kenya twitter war on the front page so we beat them hands down on twitter..

https://www.nairaland.com/1233781/nigeria-vs-kenya-twitter-fight
SportsNigeria Vs Kenya - Twitter Fight by MrUzo(op):
Fellow Nairalanders lets make sure we beat this guys on twitter ooo. They are yabbing us hard. Telling us we cant stand them on twitter- See talk, Over 160 milion and above. they wan die ny.. The fight is still on on hash tag

#SomeoneTellKenyan VS #SomeoneTellNigerian

Infact Aljazeera reported the twitter fight yesterday..... Its trending Hard all over the world ... I seriously pray we win the match tomorrow so they can receive the yabbing of their live.
SEE YABBING From Kenya Guys

Goal.com’s photographs of the Kenyans running on the dusty grounds of the school were retweeted all over the country as the east Africans got angry at the situation of their countrymen.

Swiftly, the topic #SomeonetellNigerians began to trend on the social networking site with many Kenyans weighing in with their thoughts.

We reproduce some of the top tweets below:

@Sewe450: #SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

@saints_vj: #SomeoneTellNigeria their plane will land at Liboi then they walk to Nairobi

@okweroh : They will Train in Mandera before taking a pickup truck to Nairobi. Just wait

#SomeOneTellNigeria
@Obkerry: #SomeoneTellNigeria That Kenya is a respected country...And we have training grounds not those "Nigerian Acting Villages" Respect us

@jacksobaff: #SomeoneTellNigeria. They will land in Tharaka Nithi and play against our strongholds and board Miraa pickups to Nairobi

@Kisenyajesse: #someonetellnigeria we are disappointed by the way they're treating Harambee. Next time they come here, come with your own airport to land

@dinobilal: #SomeoneTellNigeria we shall suspend the viewing of their movies if they fail to attend to our players appropriately

@Davynition: #SomeonetellNigeria we thought they were OGAnised. Harambee Stars Deserve better

@_gweth: #SomeoneTellNigeria We need an immediate apology, we are not a banana republic you will just intimidate.

@Superjohna07: #SOMEONETELLNIGERIA Our players don't drive themselves to clubs to beg for transfers on deadline day

@Elvice33: #someonetellnigeria Kenya isn’t the type of country u would like 2 pick a fight with especially on social media!

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