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Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^^U miss road?wetin u go find 4 my profiile sef?nooo that is DJ ZEEZ a nigerian musician![/color]

Wow! He is hot. U should be posting him on my thread, not on your profile now

@ Topic, I dont know. Ive never come across that before.

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Pweetyyy!!! Is this my bf's pic Dhani Jones?

^^^ Even if he had, he refuse to even admit it. Yet his momma and poppa in Nigeria all look like Goodyear tyre and he is here cursin the hell out of Oyinbo women! Nonsense!

Poster, it depends who u meet. If you meet guys like Mr. Cork and 190m of course they will tell u sex but if you meet guys like Lord Reed and Snowdrops, they would tell u to be yourself and show your true colours than they will be the judge of that.

Thats not true Ogugua.

I know most men here (local and foreignor unless if they are a playboy) would say he is in a relationship if he is having a gf and if he is engage, he would say he has a fiance and if married, than he has a wife. But if they say they are single, meaning they dont have a gf/fiance/wife and is available for dating

Ranoscky:
CRUSH??. . .Oti O!!! I donwanabe a murderer!

LOL!

El Guapo:
Er. .Potato i dont flirt again, am serious maybe soon i'ld get married to a gurl to prove what am saying

Reallyyyyy Ok ooo, . We will see about that!

baby!!! Guess what!!!! A producer heard that song and he wants us to record it in his studio!!!! ARGHHH!

^^^ i THINK iM GONNA GO SIT ONE CORNER AND CRY NOW

REALITY101:
If there is anyone who need to suck a dicck its u fool. No wonder, now I know how bad the high school gay partner of yours violated, and abused you. Come did you tell your foster parents about this whole thing? ouch no because u really enjoyed being fu[i]cked[/i] dudes. Smh. .  Only God knows how many kids you v molested. Thank your God you are in Nigeria.


No shes ignoring you after realizing how fagy you are yeah duh

REALITY101:
Oh really? Wao so Tunde finally married you to the UK? Sham wedding @ work

No mind da baffoon. He is so lowwwwww

parryon:
don't judge me for this, i always attract men that see me as a mother,always telling me their stories of woe and expecting me to solve the problems which i always do and then they end up hurting me.(finally i said it!pride always stop me from telling ma friends cos they feel i have it better than them)

Awwww. . . Im sorry my dear

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=685435.msg8476477#msg8476477 date=1307505211]I hear you. I used to do that in high school wear my birthstone ring and older men would just say oh, she is taken. I didn't say a word.

I just received an email from one of htem. It said that you ARE THE FATHER. [/quote]LMAO!!!!!!

african1:
Creeps!!!! I swear to God everywhere I go, the creepiest guys hit on me, the ones that are hobos or drunk or high. It is quit amusing, yet scary.

LMAO!!!!!!

Like my sister, only those whom are born a special way (down syndrome, multiple personality disorders ) seem to like her but her husband is normal though

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=685120.msg8476376#msg8476376 date=1307503714]Mr. Chima is not a father YET.

Who knows. A muslim guy told me that Asians and Blacks are distant relatives. Hmm. You better not be my long lost cousin Kimmy Sue Anne![/quote]LMAO!!! I heard of that too. And besides I heard our tradition is almost the same just dont know why most Asians here are scared of the blacks for

Mr Chima might not be a father yet but still since you get to celebrate mothers day Im sure you get to celebrate fathers day too

Topsoldier:
I'm sir nd no u don't know me so carry on.


u re talking as if u are an ugly person in real life. this puddy is true, ugly people are veri unhappy compared to

hot people so shut up will u? 

U must be an 1mb3c1l3 to be talking. Im referring to people whom are famously known to be beautiful and handsome duh. Are u blind? Wasnt even referring to myself so why dont you go one side and poo on yourself and next time read carefully before you speak piece of sh1t! 

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=685120.msg8476319#msg8476319 date=1307502630]We had Mother's Day four weeks ago and he did a mother to be all day event for me.  I received some coupons he created and each coupon had an activity that he must do.[/quote] OMG! OMGGGG!!!! OMGGGGG!!!! ARGGGHHHH!!!!! Are we all related or what!?!? DEJAVU!


[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=685120.msg8476319#msg8476319 date=1307502630]I am sure you can figure out what activity he created the coupons the most. He thinks he is slick.  I used every last one of those coupons too.    [/quote] Hey ! is it fathers day soon over there? U might want to do sumthin too!


[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=685120.msg8476319#msg8476319 date=1307502630]Speaking of half nekkid, have one of your exes every wore an apron and his kondo was imprinted largely against the apron and before the rice was done you were moaning? [/quote]Eheheheheheheheheheheheeheh! Yeah but not with an ex cause I dont have an ex. with this present one yeah LOL!

Guys can be so hot and facinating

Araboy:
Nowdays there are more married women chasing after men than the single ladies only God knows how many married women I banged and I am not getting married period because of that

disgusting!

This Topsoldier of a guy always make me feel like singing the Confirmation song from the Roman Catholic church called "Im a Soldier In Christ Army" and I dont know why

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=685120.msg8476211#msg8476211 date=1307500732]I wish I was sitting down exercising my eyes while HE COOKING! But when he do I enjoys the moment! [/quote]I know what u mean I enjoy it too. Especially when they are half nak3d and wearing an apron.

Well, make him do that the whole week for your birthday

If I see a man wearing a ring, I wont even bother to get all hype up as I am not a family slasher/destroyer

rokiatu:
But why? Don't you like protection?

Protection ke? Nonsense! I guess Ill be the one protecting those oompa loompa policemen  


[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=685120.msg8476149#msg8476149 date=1307499563]Ms. Potato

I got me an excellent cook and when it times for special nights nothing like a hunky man in an apron butt nekkid.   Ooh lawd.  Be right back or two.[/quote]Awww, . . Didnt know your hubby is a cook   So is it him doing all the cooking while u sit one corner exercising your eyes?    

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Hmmm [/color]

Common now. Wetin u want say sef?  

rokiatu:
But why? Don't you like protection?

Protection ke? Nonsense! I guess Ill be the one protecting those oompa loompa policemen


[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=685120.msg8476149#msg8476149 date=1307499563]Ms. Potato

I got me an excellent cook and when it times for special nights nothing like a hunky man in an apron butt nekkid. Ooh lawd. Be right back or two.[/quote]Awww, . . Didnt know your hubby is a cook So is it him doing all the cooking while u sit one corner exercising your eyes?