₦airaland Forum

laurel03:
Apc and Pdp are the same set of useless people.. the diff between them is just logo..



Abeg if u get opportunity just relocate to better country because I don't see any hope for Nigeria in next 10years..

If you are hopeless, no "better" country will accept a hopeless person.

They should come up with their bible to propagate their own version of xtianity - after all the catholiics, jehova's witnesses, the orthodox, ethiopians, Pentecostals etc all have separate bibles, not exactly the same but each claiming theirs is the word of God!

Bukola has rewarded his errand boy, but the ticket is almost worthless because he is not likely to win at the polls. Lai Mohammed also comes from kwara south senatorial district as governor Ahmed and Apc is gathering momentum there. Kwara used to be virtually a one-party state with Bukola as the overlord and the governor as his puppet, but Bukola's defection to Pdp
has resulted in the boosting of the opposition to his vice grip on kwara politics.

This guy distances himself from Ipobians.

Saraki is fraudulent and anything associated with him is almost certainly fraudulent. Don't be surprised that this so-called poll was masterminded by Saraki himself and boosted by jobless ants he has planted all over social media. If Pdp presents this crook as their presidential candidate, 2018 election will be a smooth walk over for Buhari.

WritePal:
Ambode's agent didn't sign it. And Ebri refused to sign it, he was arm-twisted by another authoritarian, Oshiomole. How can Lagos APC announce result, when it was the NWC that conducted it? And now Ebri and co that said secret ballot system (that would have prevented the bandwagon and "Baba sope" effect) was what they wanted have been finally gagged and whipped into line. It was a palace coup! What a party! Where the will of a few greedy and nepotistic hegemony is forced down on the people after crumbs are thrown at them.

It is well, freedom shall come soon. True democracy shall come some day some. Neutrals know Ambode is 10 times better than Fashola and Tinubu combined.

But Ambode should have moved to SDP or PDPP a long time, automatically making Lagos a PDP or PDP state until February, then use state resources and security apparatus to his full advantage at the general elections. With the help of neutrals like us, he can still humiliate the sudden new 'wonder kid' people like you knew next to nothing about except what "Baba sowipe" told you, as well as Sir Lord Bolagard TinuMackpherson, the governor general of the SW colony of Lagos at the general polls.

Bros, how can you so-called neutrals help Ambode against Tinubu? Tinubu controls the streets and the legislature. If Ambode should succumb to bad advice and defect to another party, the house of assembly will remove him from office in a jiffy. Ambode should just forget second term. He can try his luck as a senatorial candidate in Epe, but even then Tinubu will still go after him and overwhelm him.

PassingShot:
APC has no other option.



My sincere advice to Ambode perhaps he has people here who can reach him:

1. Do a press Conference (or a Press Release) to accept the outcome of the primaries and congratulate Sanwo-Olu.

2. Remain in APC and seek reconciliation with the party. Decamping will only make you experience more embarrassing moments.

3. Work for the party's success in February 2019 and warm yourself back into the hearts of APC leaders.

If you do all this, you can regain your lost glories.

Good suggestion. Realistically, how can Ambode even begin to fight Tinubu in Lagos, more especially when Tinubu has the backing of party faithfuls? Rice for rice, naira for naira, dollar for dollar, thuggery for thuggery Ambode is no match for jagaba, not with his "boys" in control everywhere, including the house of assembly who can remove Ambode from office without much ado.

safarigirl:
I feel bad for everyone on this thread who don't know a simple joke when they see it

The mature folks on Twitter, where this comment was originally made, saw her post and made jokes of it, even the babe follow dey laugh, but these sad people on Nairaland will use any avenue to insult a woman on top joke.

I bet most of you just saw the sensational headline by this mischievous blogger and jumped to comment, nobody read the actual post to understand


I really pity a lot of you

Tor, e don happen! You pity your MATES on nl!

able20:
To do watin for Senate?

To do what colleagues there will be doing. At least he is capable of adding some comic to their boring sessions.

BankeSmalls:
Corruption fight is only for the opposition, APC is so afraid of Saraki beating the heck out of Mr lifeless that they are throwing even the kitchen sink at him

3.5b is small change for saraki certified thief to pocket. Effc should arraign the oga thief himself instead of only his boys who facilitated the heist. Let's hear you - those the crook has planted in social media to be doing his bidding.

omoelerin1:
There is nothing special in their meal. If you believe eating those poo is what will improve your critical thinking, then something is wrong with your brain in the first place. Mere perceiving the odour of those things makes me sick in the stomach.
If you travel to Europe or US by the time you spend a month without African food, you will fed up of their meal. Nobody will tell you before you will be looking for African kitchen.

I will prefer my Nigerian food to all these any time, any day.

Thank you, bro. Akamu with moi moi or akara washed down with clean water is preferrable to all these stuffs. Just to buttress your point, I have a relative who works with an international school here in Nigeria where he is entiltled to school meals. They serve the type of food Op has posted. He is complaining bitterly about the food and prefers to go outside to eat wholesome Nigerian food.

Holuwarsweun:
Saraki day one candidate was Bolaji u can ask anybody u know in Kwara state.... But saraki didn't let his choice known

Today in kwara Saraki is Pdp and Pdp is Saraki. Anything Saraki says is final. If Bolaji was saraki's candidate why did he withdraw from the race?Look, Saraki used the familiar tactic his father used - pretend to be neutral and make aspirants to exhaust themselves financially and then wade in to give the final order.

Holuwarsweun:
saraki didn't impose candidate.... he wasn't even in Ilorin

Hahahaha, are you for real. Everything that happened in that primary was prearranged by Saraki himself - from the pre- thumbed ballot papers, the withdrawal/ boycott by candidates to the reduction of contestants to lafiagi/Atunwa. All was wuruwuru to give a semblance of fairness but Atunwa was already penciled down.

Before nko? Atunwa has been Saraki's anointed right from day one. Having committed so much atrocities, financial and criminal, Saraki cannot afford to allow just anyone to be his party's candidate. Kwara north is effectively alienated in Pdp by Saraki clan - I don't see Pdp winning a single contested seat in the senatorial zone. I won't be surprised if the shortchanged aspirants defect to Apc.

kaorama:
Is he the owner of nasco biscuit?

Certainly not. Nasco biscuit is manufactured by Jos- based Nasco Group, owned by a Ethiopian- Nigerian family.The Nasko family of Niger are not connected with nasco biscuit.

sholatech:
The Killing of Maj. Gen. Alkali is barbaric & should be strongly condemned in its entirety. However. It does not in any way exonerate the Fulani herdsmen. Both sides are guilty. Both sides are having reprisal attacks. If only the FG can dig out all these & punish vehemently the Herdsmen & Villagers doing these continous attacks in a way that is not lopsided & which makes everyone feel justice has been duly served.

Pls don't bring religion into this. Many senior Christian soldiers participated in tracking Gen. Alkali's where about.

No sir, the Christian officers were doing their official duties. Op God bless you for raising the issue of hypocrisy. Every now and then you hear of fulani herdsmen (muslim?) killings in plateau state. Yet nothing about the countless people being abducted and killed without trace in Christian areas of plateau while travelling through those areas. Innocent inter-state tavellers who have nothing to do with plateau state, just because they look Muslim. This general's case has exposed everything.

greenhulk:
There are limitations especially with accents. Sometimes the AI might not understand some things u say depending on how u speak. And it doesn't understand pidgin English and might get some local names wrong, e.g if u say Olorunfunmi, don't expect the AI to get that correctly.

You are on point. Somebody complained before on nl that Google gives wrong spellings most of the time. I know some people will not have a pleasant user experience with speech apps because of incorrect pronunciation. When you say " gohvanoh" Google won't come up with "governor"; "Kohrent" for current; "nechor" for nature etc. Also, unfamiliar words are liable to be misspelled - letters of such words should be called out quickly ( e.g. f-a-s-h-o-l-a instead of fashola)

Hahahaha, Jerry Boy! What can I say? Well, happy 76 birthday anniversary ahead. Plateau Pdp una well done for chosing "grandpa oyoyo" as your governorship candidate.

Nukilia:
Poor man don suffer....

Soldier go beat you
Police go beat you
SARS go beat you
Politician go beat you
Rich man go beat you
Pastor go beat you..... The list is endless

Never pray to be poor in this country

'Pastor go beat you". This brings back to mind how Oyedepo landed a "dirty" slap on the face of a poor lady right inside the church and mumus there applauded him! Her crime? An illiterate, or semi, she said "I am a "winsh" for Jesus." If Jesus were to materialize today and such a lady were to utter the same words before him, would he condemn her? Arrogant as ever, Oyedepo never apologized to the lady despite public outcry against his barbarism. His followers even say it is the witch in the lady he slapped, not her per se! Na waoh!

This Nlc is most useless. At 18k minimum wage workers are being owed huge backlog of salary arrears, in some states as much as 6- 9 months, and Nlc did not call a strike but the clowns are now asking for 56k!

BetaThings:
Anyone who addresses himself as Yoruba Muslim, Igbo Muslim, Hausa Muslim esp on a political thread is NOT a muslim
He is an impostor

So you are just knowing this! Seriously, no true muslim will tag him/herself yoruba, igbo, hausa etc.

Kzealz:
God bless you for separating urself from th
is sham....

This woman is a hypocrite. She publicly said last year that she would relinquish her ministerial position to support Atiku wherever he goes if he declared his presidential ambition. But has remained in Fed Exco and even want to contest her state governorship election again on the platform of Apc! HYPOCRITE! She deserves what they did to her.

lafuria1:
From Sahara reporters, *leaves page

Hahaha! Like you don't trust "youth president" Sowore.

pp802:
I stopped hoping or believing in any government job since 2011/12, when I got involved in NSIFT recruitment.

After paying about 2 to 3k in the bank, to enable me get a code/number for filling the form online. We were called for test. After the test they contacted successful candidates. After 2 interviews they said our names had been sent to FCC..... Federal character commission.



99.9% of those names sent never got the job.




I personally went to their Abuja office and I was opportuned to meet a well dressed driver, who came to collect appointment letter for his madam's daughter who just finished schooling abroad and was on her way back to Nigeria

That was during Gej era. Things appear better now.

Sapiosexuality:
Not just poverty but faith. They have lost faith in Nigeria and there is no trust that anyone is capable of changing the system. They don't want to lose in two places. Patriotism is nonexistent because, to be fair, there is nothing really to be patriotic about.

The voters don't believe that any of the parties will better their lives. So they simply sell their votes to the highest bidder.

Shiit hole state? Ipobians over to you.

goaldynman:

It doesn't matter! He can be running his private business from the office and be collecting his salary! Whenever Okorocha travels out of the country, the Constitution gives him power to take charge! More so, February is not far from now!!

If Okorocha ups the game he could administratively withhold his salary. Again, if Okorocha is succeeded by a surrogate, his pension could also be withheld as punishment.

adisabarber:
He will get his pension after leaving office. If he didn't fight the impeachment he will get nothing.

I doubt whether his pension will be paid if Okorocha succeeds in planting his puppet as governor.

He will just be sitting there as a frustrated man with nothing to do. Deputy governors don't have any statutory function as long as their principal is in office. I don't think Okorocha will even talk to him. As a deputy u have to be loyal throughout to your principal to be relevant.

Tundeobama:
Just received this now:
Good morning, sir. I received this message this
morning from a Muslim friend. I know he sent it
to me by mistake.
Pls, lets circulate to all our christian brethren in
all platforms.
************************
Assalamu alaikum Muslim brothers and Sisters.
This is a clarion call to all of us in OSUN state,
to listen and listen attentively. Another election
is here, and as we always do, we must remind
ourselves the following:
1. Our religion is superior to Christianity,
therefore, we must vote for another son of ours
in Islam- "Omo Iya wa ninun Esin Islam".
Remember how Aregbesola propagated Islamic
agendas in Osun state for the past 8 years.
Remember how he favoured us in employment,
promotion, higher rank in the civil service, secret
interest free loan for Muslims etc. He did all this
for us because of the religion of Islam.
2. A Christian governor will undo everything that
Aregbesola has done for us all. If Omisore wins
this coming governorship election, we all are in
trouble. Maybe all of us didn't know that
Governor Rauf Aregbesola brought Akeem Lasisi
from Ibadan, Oyo State when there was no
person who can beat the record of Prof. Olaitan,
a Redeem Pastor in Osun State, and appointed
him, Prof. Akeem Lasisi as the Chief Medical
Director for Ladoke Akintola University Teaching
Hospital (LAUTECH), Osogbo over Prof. Olaitan a
Redeem Pastor. This CMD Lasisi has done so
much for us. The numbers of Muslims Doctors
and Nurses has gone higher in Lautech during his
time. You can imagine if one Professor Olaitan of
Redeem Church is our CMD as it should have
been, we wouldn't have such numbers of Muslims
brothers and sisters working in Lautech, neither
would we have such numbers of Muslims medical
student in LAUTECH, because they wouldn't have
even gain admission. The same thing is applicable
to School of Nursing to mention just but few.
3. A Christian governor will undo the following.
1. Mosque in all our public schools most
especially Christian Public Schools. Aregbesola
allowed that we build mosque in all christian
public schools. 2. He even allow promotion for
Junior Muslim staffs so that Muslims can be
Principal and Headmasters/Headmistress over
their christian counterparts, the opportunity
Christians doesn't enjoy. 3. Muslims opportunity
in SUBEB over the Christian. A christian
governor will undo all the opportunities Alhajis
and Alhajas are enjoying in SUBEB.
WHAT WE MUST DO TO WIN THIS ELECTION.
1. Don't sell Gboyega Oyetola Ilerioluwa to
Christian as a Muslim even though he is a fanatic
Muslim and Alhaji. If you notice it, we con his
name to look like a Christian name, so that
Christians will not notice. Sell Gboyega to
Christians as a Redeem Pastor so that we can
have all the Votes of Redeem members. Don't let
us deceive ourselves, their numbers are alarming,
and if they vote for Omisore, a Christian, he will
win!
2. Any time you hear that meeting is going on in
the mosque tonight, leave what you are doing
and attend. Bring as many that doesn't have
Voters card including visitors. We have made
necessary plans on how they will all are going to
vote.
3. Whenever you want to vote, and the card
reader doesn't recognise you, most especially on
OMISORE'S major grounds, don't worry, vote,
we have made arrangements on how that polling
boots will be handled.
We will send another rounds of message tonight
again. Do whatever we instruct you in all
messages you receive.
THIS ELECTION IS NOT ABOUT SDP, APC, PDP,
ITS AN ELECTION BETWEEN ISLAM AND
CHRISTIANITY. WE MUST KEEP ON RULING
OVER THEM. IT'S OUR BIRTH RIGHT! NEVER
AGAIN WOULD CHRISTIAN RULE IN OSUN
STATE. MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU ALL.
SIGNED
- ALHAJI OYETOLA
- ASSOCIATION OF MUSLIMS OBAS IN OSUN
STATE.
- ASSOCIATION OF ALL IMAMS
- ASSOCIATION OF ALL MUSLIMS PRINCIPALS
AND HEADMASTER/HEADMISTRESS
- SUBEB, OSUN STATE.
- LAUTECH CMD
- OGBENI AREGBESOLA
- PRESIDENT BUHARI.
N.B : Under no circumstances should a Christian
read this message.
#Forwarded as Received#

Game of wits and wuruwuru getting messier. Redeemers una well done!

All this grammar instead of just hitting the nail on the head. Saraki are u listening?

From the look of things, Pdp is in crisis over the choice of its presdential candidate. Wike is clearly up to some game by cornering the convention. Holding the convention in PH is like giving the right to nominate the presdential candidate solely to Wike.