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Christianity EtcRe: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by Mudley313: 2:11am On Jul 07, 2013
Alexcee: NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.

According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."

According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.

"This is amazing," says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for NASA's Mars Exploration Program. "We went into the cave looking for water, and we found proof of God's existence instead.

"I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there's not a single atheist inside NASA's control room now. What we saw was jaw-dropping."

Genesis 1:1

NASA's Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability.

Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.

However the tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh," represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.

"When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society," explains a political scientist at Georgetown University. "Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We're gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months."

Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.

"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story," he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth."
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxv5gqw3EO1r5bbcso1_500.gif

religion actually strives on made up stories, only now we have the internet, videos, photos etc. for verification unlike the days when arab and jewish goat herders could make up stories about talking snakes, talking donkeys, and a man residing in the belly of a whale for 3 days
Christianity EtcRe: Video Of Catholic Priest Mastubating In Front Of Congregation During Mass by Mudley313(op):
okpurukata: But can't see any masturbation here. Just hands moving under his tunic. This is pure photo shop. Don't think a priest can be that callous. It appears some of you do not understand the freedom of expression in the catholic church today. If that action takes place, believe me, someone in the congregation will raise alarm.
My tots
what is with all these dumb comments about photoshop? do videos get photo shopped?? and yea, it was someone in the congregation who exercised his "freedom of expression" by recording this act of public indecency by this perv, uploaded it on youtube, and tagged it accordingly
Christianity EtcRe: Video Of Catholic Priest Mastubating In Front Of Congregation During Mass by Mudley313(op): 9:01pm On Jul 06, 2013
Mobi47: may God forgive u dat post ds
mehn sharrrap there...this is the same attitude your now canonized john paul had by turning a blind eye to the widespread cases of child molestation of alter boys by your catholic priests

i bet this dude was handing out bread later with the same hand
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast - CHAN Qualifier (4 - 1) On 6th July 2013 by Mudley313: 5:16pm On Jul 06, 2013
sylvalord: y dem dey play lyk amateur lyk dis na
becos dem be amateurs huh
Christianity EtcRe: Video Of Catholic Priest Mastubating In Front Of Congregation During Mass by Mudley313(op): 5:07pm On Jul 06, 2013
ijawkid: OP.....are you sure this video was not doctored and concocted??.....
no it wasn't...we should be happy that at least he wasn't doing it on an 8 year old boy
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast - CHAN Qualifier (4 - 1) On 6th July 2013 by Mudley313: 4:53pm On Jul 06, 2013
proudlysports: Abeg which link u dey use? dat muntumediano work
this link smooth die grin

half time talks
Christianity EtcVideo Of Catholic Priest Mastubating In Front Of Congregation During Mass by Mudley313(op): 12:55pm On Jul 06, 2013
Here we present the embarrassing moment a Catholic priest masturbates in front of his congregation during a Mass at the Church of San Miguel Archangel in Mexico


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHlOYx1zmpk
WebmastersRe: How Do I Upload A Video On Nairaland by Mudley313: 12:48pm On Jul 06, 2013
Christianity EtcRe: I Love Prayer by Mudley313: 3:47am On Jul 04, 2013
Christianity EtcRe: Gays And Lesbians,sodomites & Gomorites,should God Apologize For Destroying U B4 by Mudley313: 7:43pm On Jul 03, 2013
[quote author=okpana-okpoko]As a rational human being, what will you do if you discover your male dog is mating another male dog. Then imagine what God our creator feels.[/quote]this is why this your god is a complete failure
he does not like homosexuality, but he created humans who practice it
he does not like sin, but he creates lucifer who is supposed to be the father of sin
he creates an imperfect earth that is full of poverty, disease, war, famine, earthquakes, tsunamis etc...instead of worrying about these important issues that affect millions of lives daily, your god is more worried about what two homosexual adults do behind closed doors...is this your god a pervert?
Christianity EtcRe: Why God Does Not Exist by Mudley313: 1:21am On Jul 03, 2013
God does not exist because there is no evidence for God. No evidence. There's nothing more logical than the complete and total lack of evidence for the existence of something to believe it doesn't exist.

Other beings with zero evidence:
Easter Bunny
Santa Claus
Zeus
Pink Unicorn

https://uriupina.com/img/480/1222011462612022011.jpg
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi's Son's Apology To Deeper Life (Video & Text) by Mudley313: 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2013
solomon111: It's not medicine after death.
He has openly repented before the world and God has forgiven him.
He's free from the blood of all those that would decide to copy him.
so....are they going to re-do the wedding? cos if wearing make up and stuff is a sin, then it implies that they were married in sin...or not?

...n wtf was up with that accent in the video? i couldn't get pass 30 secs; thought he claims to have been living abroad the last 20 years?
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is The Spirit World? by Mudley313: 12:49am On Jul 02, 2013
africseer: Hello kid were are not alone on Gaia.
Hello adult! low on your mental health prescription pills?
Christianity EtcRe: Some Simple Questions For The Atheists On Their Belief System by Mudley313:
Emusan: @bold-can you quote one verse that is wrong about science in Bible?
Here ya go...

* the bat is a bird (Lev. 11:19, Deut. 14:11, 18)
* some fowls are four-footed (Lev. 11:20-21)
* some creeping insects have four legs. (Lev. 11:22-23)
* hares chew the cud (Lev. 11:6)
* conies chew the cud (Lev. 11:5)
* camels don't divide the hoof (Lev. 11:4)
* the earth was formed out of and by means of water (2 Peter 3:5 RSV)
* the earth rest on pillars (1 Sam. 2:8 )
* the earth won't be moved (1 Chron. 16:30)
* a hare does not divide the hoof (Deut. 14:7)
* the rainbow is not as old as rain and sunshine (Gen. 9:13)
* a mustard seed is the smallest of all seeds and grows into the greatest of all shrubs (Matt. 13:31-32 RSV)
* turtles have voices (Song of Sol. 2:12)
* the earth has ends or edges (Job 37:3)
* the earth has four corners (Isa. 11:12, Rev. 7:1)
* some 4-legged animals fly (Lev. 11:21)
* the world's language didn't evolve but appeared suddenly (Gen. 11:6-9)
* a fetus can understand speech (Luke 1:44)
* the moon is a light source like the sun (Gen 1:16)

Much longer list in this link: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/science/long.html
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by Mudley313: 12:26am On Jul 01, 2013
nothing going good for spain: missed penalty, red card, 3-0
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by Mudley313: 12:11am On Jul 01, 2013
sobaemma: ONLY A FOOL WILL NOT KNOW THAT THIS MATCH WAS PURPOSELY GIVEN UP BY SPAIN,BLATTER AND THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL HAVE BEGGED THIS GUYZ,CUS ANYTHING SHORT OF VICTORY WILL SPARKLE THE RIOT THAT IS STILL ON NOW AND MAKE THE PRESIDENT REGRET FOR HOSTING,BUT VICTORY WILL CALM IT DOWN,AM SURE BEHIND THE FIELD BLATTER WILL GIVE SPAIN THE SAME MONEY AS THE CHAMPIONS.
carry your senseless conspiracy theory commot here
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by Mudley313: 12:04am On Jul 01, 2013
Spain Destroyed!!!
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by Mudley313: 11:58pm On Jun 30, 2013
[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Brazil should get ready for a thrashing. . .

Those two goals will ignite the fire in the Spanish players in the second half. . .

I hope Felipe Scolari and his men are ready[/color][/quote]football is not played by mouth, talkless of internet words typed in pink fonts
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is The Spirit World? by Mudley313: 9:35pm On Jun 30, 2013
africseer: Where is the Spirit World?
in your head

Scientists explain it, that it is on a faster vibration than our world.
...and stop making sh1t up
SportsRe: Thompson Oliha Is Dead (Ex-Super Eagles Midfielder) by Mudley313: 1:17pm On Jun 30, 2013
RIP Thomas Oliha

I probably might be the only one on this thread that watched him play live for league winning iwuanyanwu national side with the likes of samson ozogula, lawrence ukaegbu et al
Christianity EtcRe: Some Simple Questions For The Atheists On Their Belief System by Mudley313:
D sage: Your fellow atheists are responding politely their views on my questions, and you're here calling it rubbish just to show how un-intellegent you are. An intellegent person don't insult someone view but question it.

Tell us your view or remain silent forever!
I am unintelligent but you can't even spell the word "intelligent"? For you to boldly state that the earth was discovered to be round, not flat, by Christopher Columbus shows how dull you are; not an insult. Responding to your absurd assertions is actually like responding to a 5 year old; taking totally ambiguous bible verses "after the fact" and finding something in modern science to compare it to is like shooting at an empty wall and drawing a target and bulls eye afterwards; it's easy to take abstract sentences and apply them to completely unrelated subjects

You got all that bullshit verses from "101 Scientific Facts and Foreknowledge" from fundamentalist christian group, Eternal Productions, that usually attempts to demonstrate the credibility of the bible by finding passages that supposedly demonstrate foreknowledge of scientific facts by finding allegorical, metaphorical, and poetic phrases, and then interpreting them to fit their point. All the parts of the bible that are scientifically wrong? Ignored.
Christianity EtcRe: Some Simple Questions For The Atheists On Their Belief System by Mudley313: 11:40pm On Jun 29, 2013
D sage: Job 22:14 and Isaiah 40:22 gives/tell us the earth is not flat but round,which was later found to be true by Christopher Columbus.
https://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/mr-t-lol.gif

How can anybody take the rest of what you wrote seriously with the rubbish in bold above...illiteracy is a disease
Christianity EtcRe: There Is Only One God by Mudley313: 11:19pm On Jun 29, 2013
bilms: THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD, SEE PROVE.
GOD ACCORDING TO THE RELIGION
ALLAH = 5 letters
JESUS = 5 letters
SHIVA = 5 letters
SATAN = 5 letters
DEVIL = 5 letters
Christianity EtcRe: A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Mudley313: 7:45pm On Jun 28, 2013
Guy toasting woman with bible verses:

Boy: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet." (1 timothy 2:12)
Girl: huh
Boy: "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in
submission, as the Law says." (1 Corinthians 14:34)
Girl: huh huh
Boy: They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so
that we can have sex with them."
Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."
Girl: huh huh huh

Bible: A guide towards misogyny
Christianity EtcRe: How To Destroy Your Destiny Faster.. by Mudley313: 7:29pm On Jun 28, 2013
Stressy: Some persons might ask is it true yes ofcourse....what else if there's enough consequency and evidence on ground to lot of ppl who tried it ignorantly or delibsately and shattered thier lives in d verge of opposing deities...hmmm
so, these sweet mouthed crooks who prey on the obvious gullibility of the average nigerian are now "deities"? ok oh, let me be the 1st to take this your mumu challenge; fvck all these your 419 god of men! now what?
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse/verses? by Mudley313: 11:12pm On Jun 26, 2013
nedu2000: I don't think I speak on behalf of muslims or satanists,they can speak for themselves,there's И̣̣̣̥o logic in there. The bible which I quoted from is the Christian book & other religions have theirs and may've a different view
ok, i give you that. but how come you had a problem earlier when i quoted from that same "bible...the christian book"? you don't get to pick and choose what to believe in the words plainly written inside of your bible, unless you're telling me you're not a true "bible believing" christian...if you are, and sincerely believe every single word inscribed in the bible was inspired by your god, then i'm sorry, genocide, slavery, human sacrifice and the unnecessary slaughtering of innocent babies and children (correctly quoted in my verses above)is obviously consented to by you and your god
CelebritiesRe: MC-Loph Was Killed By Emeka Morgan— Mum Cries Out by Mudley313: 7:07pm On Jun 26, 2013
Ikengawo: Nigerians don't believe in natural death, only murder. Imagine someone that got in a car accident is being claimed to have been assassinated. Someone can die at the age of 98 in Nigeria after suffering from diabetes for decades, and everyone around them will wonder who 'killed' the person.
i have had personal experience wit this...have had a 73 yr old relation die of a medical condition that google alone can explain to you the causes, symptoms, diagnosis, and what it could lead to; but nah, the death was still attributed to another family member who was believed to be a witch, wtf
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse/verses? by Mudley313: 6:29pm On Jun 26, 2013
nedu2000: mathew 6:24....No man can serve two
masters: for either he will hate
the one, and love the other; or
else he will hold to the one,
and despise the other. Ye
cannot serve God and
mammon.........noone sits on the fence,an atheist is under the devil's influence,the devil's aim isn't 4 U̶̲̥̅̊ 2 serve him,its 4 U̶̲̥̅̊ 2 disobey God
i guess such narrow-mindedness stemming from early childhood indoctrination is what results in such unreasonable logical fallacies in your attempt to create such as an outlandish false dichotomy

i bet you also believe that muslims are devil-worshiping infidels too, and that the catholic pope is the great satan and the devil's wh0re...such childish arrogance..."if you don't believe what i believe you must be evil." yea right, you are the heroes and everyone else are villains...silly bunnies

you can't convert with your illogical and irrational rhetorics so you try to indoctrinate by trying to childishly scare others into submission; well, not surprised there, religions have always been known to strive on spreading disinformation and lies to further their own interests

so, using your own twisted logic: in the eyes of a satanist, an atheist is a christian since he doesn't believe in satan? you see how childishly illogical that sounds?...well, believe what you want to believe if that's going to help you sleep better at night, mtchew
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse/verses? by Mudley313: 9:18am On Jun 26, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: You can't move from atheism to Satanism. It's like saying I'm moving from Eko to Lagos, or I'm flying from the world to Earth. Makes no sense.
for your mind now, you think say you make sense...satanism is the belief/worship of satan; atheism is a lack of belief in a deity...satan/lucifer/the devil (in the bible) is a christian invention and so is their god yahweh; since atheist don't believe in their god why would they believe in satan? i guess that's christian rationality for ya....

so, not believing satan exists in the first place counts as actively worshiping satan; and also, having never watched a single basketball game in your entire life counts as being an L.A. Lakers fan?


oh, i get it...atheists are under his evil influence don't ya know. *rollseye*
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse/verses? by Mudley313: 8:10am On Jun 26, 2013
sexymoma: Are you for Him(God) or Just Mocking Him(God).... SMH
mocking him? see me see trouble o...i quote bible verses word-for-word una dey complain; abi will u be happier if i would twist the word of god? mtchew...christians of nowadays...SMH 2x


Deuteronomy 4:2
"do not add to what I command you and do not subtract from it, but keep the commands of the lord your god that I give you."
Christianity EtcRe: When Christ Returns There Will Be Racial Segregation On Earth by Mudley313: 10:42pm On Jun 25, 2013
obadiah777: AND WHO THOUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT BIOLOGY ? THE FOURTH BEAST AKA THE SAME ONES YOU SHOULD NOT RECIEVE THEIR DOCTRINES AND PHILOSOPHIES IN YOUR HEAD A LA THE MARK OF THE BEAST WITH ALL THEIR EVOLUTION LIES ETC. SCRIPTURE DO SAY GO NOT INTO THE WAY OF THE GENTILES 1 TIMOTHY 6 VS 20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: <<< OPPOSITIONS OF SCIENCE FROM THE FOURTH BEAST AKA WHITEY
my guy, seriously, are you okay?

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