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Politics › Re: Thisday Office Was Bombed To Appease Allah,witness Tells Court by Mudley313: 9:01am On Jun 05, 2013

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these pipole sha

Christianity Etc › Re: Barack Obama Gay Sex Scandal New Evidence by Mudley313: 8:31am On Jun 05, 2013

i see this dude is still on a jihad against a president of a country he neither is from or a resident of...so na so crase take dey start...

Bossman:
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Politics › Re: Woolwich Was Stage Managed By Brit Intel! by Mudley313: 8:19am On Jun 05, 2013

10 characteristics of conspiracy theorists
A useful guide by Donna Ferentes

1. Arrogance. They are always fact-seekers, questioners, people who are trying to discover the truth: sceptics are always "sheep", patsies for Messrs Bush and Blair etc.

2. Relentlessness. They will always go on and on about a conspiracy no matter how little evidence they have to go on or how much of what they have is simply discredited. (Moreover, as per 1. above, even if you listen to them ninety-eight times, the ninety-ninth time, when you say "no thanks", you'll be called a "sheep" again.) Additionally, they have no capacity for precis whatsoever. They go on and on at enormous length.

3. Inability to answer questions. For people who loudly advertise their determination to the principle of questioning everything, they're pretty poor at answering direct questions from sceptics about the claims that they make.

4. Fondness for certain stock phrases. These include Cicero's "cui bono?" (of which it can be said that Cicero understood the importance of having evidence to back it up) and Conan Doyle's "once we have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however unlikely, must be the truth". What these phrases have in common is that they are attempts to absolve themselves from any responsibility to produce positive, hard evidence themselves: you simply "eliminate the impossible" (i.e. say the official account can't stand scrutiny) which means that the wild allegation of your choice, based on "cui bono?" (which is always the government) is therefore the truth.

5. Inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor. Aided by the principle in 4. above, conspiracy theorists never notice that the small inconsistencies in the accounts which they reject are dwarfed by the enormous, gaping holes in logic, likelihood and evidence in any alternative account.

6. Inability to tell good evidence from bad. Conspiracy theorists have no place for peer-review, for scientific knowledge, for the respectability of sources. The fact that a claim has been made by anybody, anywhere, is enough for them to reproduce it and demand that the questions it raises be answered, as if intellectual enquiry were a matter of responding to every rumour. While they do this, of course, they will claim to have "open minds" and abuse the sceptics for apparently lacking same.

7. Inability to withdraw. It's a rare day indeed when a conspiracy theorist admits that a claim they have made has turned out to be without foundation, whether it be the overall claim itself or any of the evidence produced to support it. Moreover they have a liking (see 3. above) for the technique of avoiding discussion of their claims by "swamping" - piling on a whole lot more material rather than respond to the objections sceptics make to the previous lot.

8. Leaping to conclusions. Conspiracy theorists are very keen indeed to declare the "official" account totally discredited without having remotely enough cause so to do. Of course this enables them to wheel on the Conan Doyle quote as in 4. above. Small inconsistencies in the account of an event, small unanswered questions, small problems in timing of differences in procedure from previous events of the same kind are all more than adequate to declare the "official" account clearly and definitively discredited. It goes without saying that it is not necessary to prove that these inconsistencies are either relevant, or that they even definitely exist.

9. Using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims. This argument invokes scandals like the Birmingham Six, the Bologna station bombings, the Zinoviev letter and so on in order to try and demonstrate that their conspiracy theory should be accorded some weight (because it's “happened before”.) They do not pause to reflect that the conspiracies they are touting are almost always far more unlikely and complicated than the real-life conspiracies with which they make comparison, or that the fact that something might potentially happen does not, in and of itself, make it anything other than extremely unlikely.

10. It's always a conspiracy. And it is, isn't it? No sooner has the body been discovered, the bomb gone off, than the same people are producing the same old stuff, demanding that there are questions which need to be answered, at the same unbearable length. Because the most important thing about these people is that they are people entirely lacking in discrimination. They cannot tell a good theory from a bad one, they cannot tell good evidence from bad evidence and they cannot tell a good source from a bad one. And for that reason, they always come up with the same answer when they ask the same question.

A person who always says the same thing, and says it over and over again is, of course, commonly considered to be, if not a monomaniac, then at very least, a bore.

http://www.urban75.org/info/conspiraloons.html

Christianity Etc › Re: Muslims In Kaduna Worship With Christians In Show Of Unity by Mudley313: 8:01am On Jun 05, 2013

Segeggs: if you say the roman catholic is pagan, no probs and we even have many pentecostals that are fake but christianity as instituted by christ is not pagan.

when/where was "christianity" instituted by christ, whom during his lifetime was a practicing jew huh

citation pls

Christianity Etc › Re: Job Chapter 1 Vs 6 by Mudley313: 10:26pm On Jun 04, 2013

omonuan: [This is not my opinion, I saw it somewhere on the Internet and I thought that it is an interesting thing to think about :

Satan vs. God

"The only evidence we have to conclude Satan's utter evil is God's word, and frankly, God's word isn't worth too much. He's shown a remarkable inconsistency in his actions and words, and he's hardly above lying or dishonest conduct. Straight after giving Moses the first set of Ten Commandments (which included "Thou shalt not kill", he let Moses go ahead and order the Levites to go on a mass-murdering rampages, which they did, but only after he talked God out of killing all the people! According to 2 Thessolonians 2:11-12, God will send a strong illusion to people so that they will believe lies, so he can condemn everyone to Hell. After giving Moses the Ten Commandments, God orchestrated a litany of atrocities through isoltated commandments that are simply too great in number to list here. I suggest checking out the The Skeptic's Annotated Bible to see for yourself, specifically this section. These events are detailed in Exodus 32. In 2 Chronicles 18:22, God lies to prophets. Why should anyone take his word at face value if he has no problem with lying to us for no reason other than to have an excuse to condemn us to Hell?

Who's more evil? God or Satan? How can we determine this? Well, it's a simple matter of looking at the actions of both God and Satan. Who's commited more evil acts? Who's done more harm to humanity? Who's been the most oppressive? Is Satan really as bad as the Christian Smear Campaign makes him out to be? Let's find out...

God

•God takes away Adam and Eve's eternal life, thus commiting the first murder, and holds their descendants responsible and visiting Adam and Eve's punishment down on their children. In today's moral standards, the sins of the father die with the father.
•God destroys all life on Earth in a great flood, except for a drunk (Noah) and his family, for failing to worship him.
•God's tenth plague upon the Israelites was the unjustified murder of all firstborn sons in Egypt, which undoubtedly included little children.
•Before sending the plagues to Egypt, God "hardened Pharaoh's heart" so that he wouldn't let the Israelites go, so he could have an excuse to visit horrible plagues upon them, like boils, killing cattle and murdering all firstborn sons. (Exodus 4:21)m
•God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighnor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)
•God sends a plague to the Israelites, apparently feeling that mass-butchery wasn't enough of a punishment. (Exodus 32:35)
•God kills Onan for refusing to impregnate his late brother's (whom God also slew) wife and instead "spilling his seed on the ground." (Genesis 38:8-10)
•God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexual techniques.
•God gives all Philistines hemorrhoids in their pubic areas. (1 Samuel 5:9)
•God kills over 50,000 people for looking at an ark. (1 Samuel 6:19)
•God kills 70,000 people because King David decided to have a census. (1 Chronicles 21:7-14)
•God approves of slavery, and instructs owners to beat their slaves. (Proverbs 29:19)
•And, finally, God makes sure that if you are guilty of even the smallest transgression, you shall suffer endlessly for all eternity, following a dramatic homecoming for Jesus, who will be extremely pissed off at everyone for putting him to death, even though it was just the Romans and even though he knew what was going to happen beforehand, and he could have easily avoided it by using his power as God to perform a miracle and prove who he was. (See the entire book of Revelation)

Satan

•Satan, like Prometheus, gave knowledge to humanity by giving Eve the fruit from the forbidden tree. Because of Satan, humanity gained knowledge of good and evil, according to Genesis. Since we couldn't have possessed knowledge of good and evil before eating the fruit, Adam and Eve couldn't have known that eating the fruit was evil, so it seems a little harsh to punish them as severely as God did. Satan gave humans true capacity for moral judgment, unlike God, who simply expected everyone to mindlessly obey his orders.
•There is no biblical record of Satan engaging in the murder of torture of any human being, unlike God, who is guilty (and proudly guilty) of commiting genocide.
•There is no biblical record of Satan ever ordering someone to kill someone else, unlike God, who has repeatedly demanded the deaths of those who commit even the smallest of offenses.
•Satan will not be holding a massively dramatic ceremony full of blood and death for the return of his son to Earth. God apparently will.

It doesn't take a mathematician to add up and compare God and Satan's respective body counts. God has, after all, killed billions of people in a great flood. Satan never did anything like that. What was the only thing Satan did "wrong"? He rebelled against God, but wouldn't you? Look at what kind of a God he is! He needlessly murders people in nearly every book and passage of the Old Testament! He created an entire race of people for the sole purpose of catoring to his own ego, and then gets mad when we don't live up to our appointed role in life or question one of his decisions! He is a ruthless, dictatorial, narcissistic, sociopathic mass murderer. If I go to Hell for not worshipping him, so much the better. I'd rather spend eternity with Satan, someone who hasn't treated the human race like disposable garbage, someone who has given knowledge to humanity rather than trying to suppress it.

It's time to stop this needless slandering of Satan's name. Satan has done nothing to deserve it. He hasn't killed anyone, publicly exonerated slavery, demanded our worship or threatened us with eternal damnation for not doing his bidding. It is God who is guilty of all these crimes. Satan's done nothing but rebel against a repugnantly unjust authority figure, and he gets eternal damnation and association and blame for all evil on Earth! Meanwhile, Martin Luther King, Jr. gets a holiday named after him, and Satan was far more courageous that King was. After all, Satan stood up to an all powerful narcissist who made it clear that he never would change his mind on any issue. King at least had a democracy to work with. The Christian Smear Campaign toward Satan is completely unwarranted. Maybe, before criticizing Satan, they should look at the God they worship. Is Satan really a bad guy? Certainly not in comparison to God. In fact, I'd much rather have Satan running things. He just can't be worse than God."

http://www.daltonator.net/durandal/religion/satan.shtml

you have a point there, if both these made up entities were not outrightly fictional characters...anyways, time to bring out the infamous god vs satan body count comparison diagram (according to /recorded in gods own "holy" book, the bible)
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Christianity Etc › Re: Only For Atheist Singles by Mudley313: 10:12pm On Jun 04, 2013

if you must marry a fellow nigerian, you're bound to marry someone religious, just try to avoid the overtly religious/superstitious (e.g. demon/witch catcher who blames every pitfalls in life on supernatural forces; tithe/family savings giver who'd rather starve to give to private jet owning mog than the poor and homeless; prayer warrior bent on brainwashing your kids from infancy etc)or better yet, go for a rationally thinking westerner, if not, overtakie go overtake overtake...
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Christianity Etc › Re: Job Chapter 1 Vs 6 by Mudley313: 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2013*

instead of banging ur heads providing half azzed informations why don't you just read bout it online, you'll get all your answers instead of reliance of pseudo-online biblical scholars: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Job

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Christianity Etc › Re: Gbile Akanni Exposed The Fraud Of Mountain Of Fire In Kaduna by Mudley313: 3:24pm On Jun 04, 2013

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Here we go again undecided

So what did Africas forefathers do that is so much worse than other parts of the world?

I am really tired of the stupidity of these xtians. Do you know this deliverance does more harm than good? It creates so much fear that ppl feel the need to go multiple times. Ppl also change too. They become more paranoid.[/quote]what i was actually thinking when i read that self-deprecating line...american founding fathers wiped out a generation of native american indians; enslaved hundreds of thousands of african blacks; the spanish wiped out the mayans; old testament israelites went on genocidal rampages murdering women, children, and even animals (keeping only the virgin females) etc. but na our forefathers be the devils...no wonder satan is usually painted black n jesus depicted with blue eyes, blonde hair...this is sad but nothing u can actually say to the deluded...

make i waka pass...

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Family › Re: Things Every African Immigrant Can Relate To by Mudley313: 2:56pm On Jun 04, 2013

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Christianity Etc › Re: Job Chapter 1 Vs 6 by Mudley313: 2:20pm On Jun 04, 2013

These kinds of confusions arises when you steal from other religions to make your own up

Judaism (from whence the book of job comes from, pre-christians, and all) never teaches that satan was a rebellious angel who fell from grace. ha'satan, in hebrew, means the "adversary". he's there so god can have one being who won't be a yes man. he is, pun intended, the devil's advocate, trying to argue against god, so that god can keep sharp and on his toes. he is still, however, god's creation and under god's authority, ultimately. at least that's the jewish view of the matter.

see, in the days of king Josiah, a new idea developed in judaism, that those who were faithful to god would always be rewarded with long life, good health, wealth and many children, while those who strayed to the worship of other gods would not. it sounded reasonable, but over the course of time, some people noticed that many evil, unfaithful people lived to ripe old ages amid good fortune, while many good people died young, poor and childless. job was actually written as some sort of protest novel against the old, naive idea; the name "satan" literally meaning "tester". among jews, satan was simply the great skeptic, the one who tested people and ideas. All those other evil bs were added later by christians.

the son's of god were in "council" with god; being in council means they had a "hands on" in running the world and universe with god, and lucifer, a son of god had a perfect right to be there and showed up. just like lucifer had been called on by god to get the woman to eat the forbidden fruit in eden. bible god gave lucifer total rights to do whatever to job, anything but take his life, so lucifer killed the children and some animals and burned some buildings. god later gave job multiple times his animals and buildings, but you know what? the innocent children are still dead. that says a lot about how much god feels about human life.

I mean, it's clearly a mythological story, you're supposed to suspend all disbelief; god makes a bet with satan.... cool story bro!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Temporary Job Offer For A Lady In Lagos With B.sc by Mudley313: 8:25am On Jun 04, 2013

striktlymi: Hallo peeps,

Charity begins at home...

A company needs a front desk officer for a few days and the remuneration is just 3k per day. If you are interested or you know anyone who can do the job please let me know ASAP. You need not be Christian, Atheist, Muslim, Pagan etc just be a presentable lady with B.Sc and a good command of English.

The location is Victoria Island.

Do note that the person has to start [size=15pt]TODAY!!![/size]

The offer lasts for just one hour...

Not Interested...
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Job/Vacancy Forum that way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Politics › Re: US Offers $23m For Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau, 4 Others by Mudley313: 10:31pm On Jun 03, 2013

4 Play: The downside to this is that it elevates Shekau in the eyes of jihadists and their sympathisers in the Middle East which will mean more help; financial, materiel and men.

The upside side is that it places tremendous pressure on Shekau; he will find it hard to fully trust his close allies, he will be living paranoid, and he will go more into seclusion...making it harder to receive/accept "financial, materiel, and men" cos you nor know who wan set u up to get dat doe

supaeagles: No offense to Ngr vanguard but is there any other source of this information,

http://www.thecoastalsource.com/2013/06/03/us-puts-bounties-on-west-african-terror-suspects/

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Family › Re: Things That Happen When You Grow-up In An African House by Mudley313: 9:24pm On Jun 01, 2013

lalaosky: 11. You will not leave your parents’ home without learning how to cook.

not necessarily, unless maybe you're female...most of the guys abroad who cook are mostly those who attended university in naija, cos you don't learn how to cook in high school boarding school, cos there's a dining hall, and your mom, sisters, or housemaid do the major cookings at home

13. Everyone who is older than you is your “auntie” or “uncle.”

haha. did anybody else try to replicate that abroad only to be met by utter bewilderment? and also, your male n female school teachers are also your uncles and aunties respectively,lol

24. Soda in the fridge? Either your parents were in a REALLY good mood or there are visitors coming over.

hahaha...you go out n buy single bottles when visitors visit, and only buy "crates" for special occasions like birthdays

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Christianity Etc › Re: Healings And The Gift Of Healing In The Church by Mudley313: 4:10pm On Jun 01, 2013

doctors and modern day medicine are able to cure ailments more effectively while inactive christian god takes all the credit for its success

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Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 3:51am On Jun 01, 2013

dis game's really annoying

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 3:40am On Jun 01, 2013

mehn dis game dey vex me

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 3:36am On Jun 01, 2013

mehn, fvck dis team

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 3:32am On Jun 01, 2013

solomon111: The americans stole it from the mexicans.
Bloody yanks.

abeg u guys should take all this una history/geography lesson somewhere else...we dey watch ball for here; over sabi housewives

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Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 3:26am On Jun 01, 2013

[quote author=daz_york]This match is confirming a theory I've had for a long time that African teams underachieve because of their psychological state, not their actual footballing ability or athleticism. Man for man, the SE are by far better out there on the pitch, but for some reason, once they go up, they switch off and start making mistakes and allow the other team get back into it. Whereas a European or S/American team in the same position will keep up the intensity and aim to destroy the iopposition totally.

Is this a problem to be solved by a team psychologist?[/quote]i see this too, but the amokachi, finidi, okocha, amuneke, yekini, kanu etc super eagles was not like dis

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 3:17am On Jun 01, 2013

why nigeria so lackadaisical... huh

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:56am On Jun 01, 2013

Rastamann: Is Texas in Mexico? The match is being played in the USA, so it is a neutral ground for both sides.

..but texas borders mexico; its just like mexico facing nigeria in cotonou

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:55am On Jun 01, 2013

Gwekzy: Dey possess a Yakubu in their no. 9

ya, dat guy don miss chances no be small

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:49am On Jun 01, 2013

mehn, see my African champions

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:46am On Jun 01, 2013

goooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll..............

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Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:41am On Jun 01, 2013

dayokanu: And Make naija no make any stupid tackle cos Referee go wan even the red card

^^^^this

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:40am On Jun 01, 2013

SKIPCY: Oboy see ~~soccer~~ football

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:38am On Jun 01, 2013

collynzo2: Ref you don't issue a red card like that in a friendly match

sharrap there...becos of friendly match ref nor go follow the rules to the game...the mexican nigga intentional handball blocked a goal bound shot ala suarez

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:36am On Jun 01, 2013

was there a red card to mexico?

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:35am On Jun 01, 2013

match don set again

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:32am On Jun 01, 2013

penarity

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by Mudley313: 2:28am On Jun 01, 2013

mexico actually supposed to be more than 1 nil up...hope this naija team go wake up

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