₦airaland Forum

The Nairaland vulture is back

Misslilbootay:
If only he was a ''simp''

So you truly need info. Chai that guy don suffer

Legalcriminal:
Rest on
The killer must be a Chelsea fan they have much hatred for ManU fans

He is on blue already. You are so correct

Op. You are looking for ways to nail that simp finally to the cross of marriage.

Lawliet:
Marry a man that supports you, not the one that will be breathing fire because a better guy is on your heels

A better guy indeed. Always looking for where to tap from.

Top wey be like rumpled bedspread. No be polythene bag she wear for down so.

miracood:
The thing that pains me most is that all this armed robbers and cultists cannot go to sambisa to fight boko harm, their own is to tackel innocent citizens.

It shall never be well with them.

May her soul rest in peace

You don't go to where you are not welcomed. Sambisa forest is the federal government's gold mine.

Op. Your head need some oil.

Don't be deceived. He never planted those yams during lockdown.

Let him visit Calabar

Digitalwitch:
You imply so from your statement

Focus on what I wrote. Not on what I didn't.

Digitalwitch:
University has no age limit

I never mentioned that. Did I?

Adult youth

See you see afokang prison. Very close

Babara1994:
I fake it a lot. I hate sex

you fake it A LOT.

Go get a land phone

Stale

Village people on your radar

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....
Very obvious this man is about to kill his own career because of uncontrollable anger

I remember my grandfather will always say to me son...
Four things destroy a man easily...they
1)Greed
2)Pride
3)Lust towards the opposite sex
4) ANGER

He failed to mention the most important one. WEED.

Yenefer:
So very undiplomatic, insensitive & stupendous. A whole COS, hopelessly instilling fears in the minds of Nigerians. Must he give reasons to further aligned with the alleged connivance rants? Lots keep wondering why PMB is still convinced to retained these failed Service Chiefs. stupid man.

The confidence in this man's ineptitude is worrisome.

His inability to admit the stunning totality of his failure tells you everything you need to know about a failed Government.

No body should take this comment seriously. This account has been hacked.

Sex object.

Mokason288:
In the third picture, you will notice a huge landmass behind her . that is because we Igbos are yet to develop Kenya

The WORLD needs us more than we need them

Meanwhile where are the Vaseline crew , food has arrived

I HOPE I MADE SENSE

Sense is far away from you

simplepee:
It's not only Ladies.

Address a forty to fifty year old man as 'sir'

He will tell you he's still a boy.

Fat lie

saaphiere:
Truth.

I was asking you a question. Since you men say you will chose your mom over your wife. I ask how you will feel if your wife chose her dad over you.

Men are not selfish to give room for such. Woman are naturally selfish and self-centered.

doayt09:


It depends on the kind of babe you are dealing with. Some babes are really cool and it does make sense for you to spend some bucks on them for dignity. Life is not all about going to bed with a woman. Sometimes, you need to let her understand that you aren't interested in sex and she would continue to chase you. Women love guys who are hard to get.

Not Nigerian ladies.

JovialJune:
Really? Tony Elumelu, Mark of Facebook, and some others that don't have protruding belly are not billionaires?

What of so many guys on the street with no money but bloated tummy, what are they?

They are called bellynaires. Different spelling but same meaning.

doayt09:
Maybe, maybe not. Why should you go out and visit a woman in the first place? Alpha men like us don't.

Alpha what? Tell us you are an alpha SIMP we will understand.

Hopeless creatures

That's Illaumoh in the middle. Look closely na him

Go get your selves pregnant for 9 months you are free of the pains.

brainhgeek:
Maybe we should call it a 'nonapus'

An octopus that has stopped seeing it's menstruation is actually called a nonapus.