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Nimi22:
B.A B.A B.A

With joy in our hearts and utmost gratitude to Almighty God, we announce the arrival of bloomingtwins through elective cs. Both weighing 2.8. The twins are great, Mother is fine and father is rejoicing.

congrats ma,,, d Lord is great,,, welcome twinny

kobosmart:
I get it that she stands as a beacon of hope for failures like your mom and all but damn!

Your English language is as poor as your comeback game

you should be ashamed of your self,,, what has ur definition of facial beauty got to do with a woman of high pedigree sometimes you shouldn't just type,,, you can read and get out of the thread like i do most times but if you must type,, then dont sound myopic.....

Glossom:
BA! !!
To the glory of God , i want to announce the birth of my chubby, oyinbo, beautiful princess that had a grand entrance today 5th Feb around 1:15 pm. weighing 5kg through VD without any tear as a ftm, it can only be God, Mummy and baby doing great and daddy rejoicing. Wishing the rest of the waddling mamas a more supernatural delivery.
BS later...

@lioha

wowwwww,,team chubby rocks,,,, congrats ma

zimunachimdi:
My hospital date was 15th Jan. Before conception,i had two dreams where they wanted to take 'their' womb. I suffered serious vag...nal itching that took time to go. The devil implanted so many fears in me. fear of giving birth to a deformed child,or having a special child. There was this special child in the children's ministry were i take my son to. Each sunday we go to church,devil will tell me that is the kind of child i will birth. I always leave the church with goose bumps.I once saw a mermaid baby title on nairaland,fear gripped me for days.

My hubby was sick for months,it was just me taking care of everything. I was stressed as hell. I kept hearing voice that i cant pull through.
I couldn't bring myself to join my teamies here cos i was scared of the unknown. When i didnt see the baby's sex,the devil said again,it is clear you are not having any child. At a time,i was placed on salbutamol to relax the uterus cos i was having uncomfortable bracton hicks. Painful toothache joined the quene on 1st Jan after all my New Year cabashing,lolz.Kai,i lived in fear all through...
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On 14th jan,i did some trekking in the evening,i repeated same on 15th morning which happened to be my edd. After the trekking,i started having little cramps that only makes me to squezze face. It was regular that morning period but later stopped which made me believe it might be false labour.

In the evening of same day,around 7pm or 8pm,i noticed the contraction was now regular but i never timed it. We ate and went to bed. Before i could sleep the useless toothache came,i cried cos the pain was much, later it stopped and i slept off...

Around 3:41am,as i was sleeping,i heard a 'wupp' sound that came with a serious contraction. I held hubby's hand and told him the time has come. when the contraction released me,i stood from the bed and immediately my water broke. my sisters,fear catch me ooo cos the water was mixed with blood particles. i asked dh to boil water let me bath. from the room to the bathroom,the water was still gushing out. unknown fever came,urge to poo. nawa ooo. i did rub and shine bath,brush my mouth,dh brought my cloth...amidst all these,the contractions was still hitting me and was like 5mins apart. I told dh i want to poo,he said no. i assured him it is not contraction poo,so he allowed me.

We took our son and our bags,off to the hospital and reached around after 4am. At the reception,hubby was asked for my hospital card and i left them straight to the maternity ward. I met the nurses,and they took me to check me. i was calling Jesus,Jesus,Jesus oooo and also telling the nurses that they wont understand. The nurse in-charge asked if my water has broken and when did the contraction started,i answered. she then checked me and said i am 9cm gone and that it is remaining the baby's face to come down....


Mamas,i dey come abeg.

wow,,lovely bs,,, waiting for part 2...smiles

rollykotex:
Birth story (BS)

I'll start by appreciating the most high for his faithfulness, throughout my pregnancy journey. it was indeed a fearful period for me, but the presence of God sure made a difference.

Getting a BFP after 2 months of an unexplainable still birth in March 2017 was a big one for me. My joy knew no bound and the excitement was heavenly. I quickly reported to my Dr and he promised to do everything to keep this baby because there's an urgent need for the child. He decided to carry out some tests, to find out what caused the previous death in order to avoid them all and be safe. All the tests we did came out fine. That's how this man instilled the fear that lasted throughout the journey into me. That he's afraid it may happen again, since the tests couldn't reveal anything and cases like that seem to come back. i was scared and i took solace in God. i trusted him completely for me and the baby in my womb.

Fast forward to the pregnancy period, the experience wasnt so bad, my major challenge was being unnecessarily agitated each time i didn't feel the baby's movement. Scans kept reassuring me that all was well. And my baby really dealt with me in that area. He was so lazy that his movement was really minimal.

By mid January, i was already tired of be in pregnant, i wanted to meet my baby, all my scan results moved upward to two weeks earlier ie Jan 30 instead of the original Feb 11. I woke up with painful contractions on the 30th of January. i timed it and noticed it was 20 minutes apart. i woke hubby up that our baby is on the way. i tidied up everywhere and told him to get someone to weave my hair,so that we can go to the hospital when the contractions get to 10 mins apart. But along the line, contractions stopped and i was OK again. i was partly happy because i wanted a Feb baby but sad at the same time cause i want to meet my baby. My hubby was sad . On the 31st of Jan, contraction woke me up again around 12.30 Am. i endured til morning, and told hubby again. I told him that we should go to the Hospital around 12 noon that i would have dilated reasonably then. The pains became unbearable that he had to take me around 10.30 AM. i was checked and was 4cm gone.

I progressed very fast and before long i was almost 10 cm. Trouble started when time for shift came around 2pm. The nurse on duty resumed and the morning nurse handed over each patient to her. when it got to my turn, she mentioned my name and said she knows someone that bears that name.The other nurse eventually left and this woman came to meet me again where in was struggling for my life and that of my baby when i was almost 9cm gone, questioning me about my name, how I'm related to the person that she knows that bears that name. i was screaming my lungs at each contraction, but she kept asking questions. she later went to sit down And i heard her telling her co nurses that that man she's asking me about was her man friend and would love to get in touch with him again, that he was so nice to her and really took good care of her.

She was caught up with the gist that she forgot all the patients. i reached 10cm. called and shouted her name, she didn't answer. At each contraction at 10cm i tried to push on my own cause of the strong urge. When she eventually came to my aid after a very long 15mins that looked like forever, i had already torn my perineum and she tore the remaining flesh to the anus. My baby Came after about 6 assisted time of pushing. I didn't allow the woman to stitch me cause I felt a heavy hatred towards her. A Dr came after abt 30 mins to do the stitching. He screamed at the level of tear. He said its a 3rd degree one and i bled heavily. The injection given to deaden the cells of my vagina didn't work for me. i was given the injection twice but to no avail, the stitching had to be done anyway and i visited heaven and came back. The pain was out of this world.

Despite all these, i thank God for keeping me and my baby alive and i hope to embark of another missionary journey before the end of the year. Make i do and finally close shop. Thank God it ended in praise.

Easy delivery to my remaining teamies and all the waddling mamas. Capt lioha.

chaiii,.evil nurse,,, let God judge her,,, thank God it ended in praise,, kisses to ur prince

lioha:
Welcome to the month of February , our month of testimony. Because it's our month, let's flood it with babies. Keep it coming mama's.

We dashed team December one member and January three. So I expect the same from team January.

Luvtoteach come back to the original team you belong. I no fit shout


Team February for supernatural delivery


PORTTERS CLUB
MONIKER ..................EDD............. SEX .... DD
01 Anak123 ...............14/2/18 ......XX .... 27/12/17
02 amaka90 ............. 4/2/18 ........ XX ..... 25/1/18
03 moonert ................ EDD ? ....... XX ..... 30/1/18
04 rollykotex ...............EDD ? ........ XY .... 31/1/18


MONIKER ..................EDD............. SEX .... DD
04 Mcperry .................2/2/18.........XY
05 Rhukkie ..................3/2/18 ........XX
06 Completey ............ 5/2/18 ....... surprise
07 Glossom ............... 8/2/18
08 eazee .....................9/2/18 .........XX
09 Mzkolawole ..........13/2/18
10 Kweenkong ...........14/2/18
11 Angel2424 .............17/2/18 ....... XX
12 Lioha ......................18/2/18 ........XX
13 Nancyij ...................18/2/18 ........XY
14 mummyjayson ......18/2/18
15 stormie ..................19/2/18
16 Sweetmommatwo .19/2/18 ..........XX
17 DocAdray ................22/2/18
18 LegitDiva ............... 24/2/18 ...........
19 Booqee .................. 27/2/18...........XX
20 Bloomingbud ........ 28/2/18.......... XX, XY
21 toludimpz .............. 28/2/18 ......... XY
23 SULPHUROXIDE ....EDD?
24 Droyal .....................EDD?

present ma,,,, it will end in praise

At Last our season and time has come, just like yesterday,,, God has been faithful and will forever be to us all in Jesus name, Amen.... i don't know how he will do it as a ftm mum but i trust his ability.... glory at last, joy at last, testimonies at last for ALL the pregnant mums here nd all the TTC mums.... welcome to February...

rollykotex:
BA! BA!! BA!!

To the Almighty God that makes all things beautiful at his own time, that replaces tears with joy and gives good gift i say "THANK YOU"
His excellency, my darling son made his grand entrance at 3.45 pm on the 31st of January, at 38 weeks 5 days, weighing 3.6kg via vagina delivery with abundant tear.
Son doing great, Daddy rejoicing and mummy very sick having lost blood. i pray i recover soon.

I Pray the Almighty God makes it easy for the remaining waddling mamas.

Capt lioha, mydeporch, all February mummies.

Awwwee,oluwa eshe oooo, congrats mumm

jazzyjazz:
Good day mamas
So I was to take my 4th tetanus shot on the 26th and somehow I forgot

Is it too late to take it now?
Or should I just forgo it and take it in the next pregnancy?

mama,pls just continue with it,,,, its better than waiting,, except they tell u in d hospital that its late...

lioha:
Your EDD is same as mine 18/2/18 so i guess you should be 36 + some days. Abeg baby wait till next week

yes ooo, bur last scan shifted ot to 11,lolzzz,my own is dat let it be February, weda 1st or 28th,,, lolz,,,welldone cappo

lioha:
Team February some of us are due

cappo pls pray for me ooo, lolzi dont want to port oooo,,, #rollseyes, lolzz, i want a love month baby,,,my doctor told me to goan pack my bags today oo dat it can happen anytime from now,,, i don dey beg am since say make him or her jst wait till Thursday at least, i nor go vex, lolzzz,,,, kisses to all feb mums,,, we go soon dey port to new born thread by Gods grace,,, oda mamas i hail oo

Liftedhands:
You were ranting unnecessary and called that an opinion? Please spare me.


The guy/lady was going about his/her business and telling them to stop is what you called an opinion?

Based on the fact that breast pumps are useless or maybe you want to introduce yours here and feel the need to push another marketer out??

Cos I don't understand the part you said "we know how we do our things here" if you know where to get breastpumps how about those that don't?

The seller has been posting here and newborn thread for long and nobody has found it bothersome or enough to tell them to stop! Infact they got reviews both good and bad.

Read from page one to here and you'd see a thousand and one frivolous things being advertised so madam take a chill!

If you want your opinion or detest on the breast pump seller or any other irritating post to count please click THE REPORT BUTTON next time or mention the super mods.

smiles,,,,again, you have typed YOUR

OPINION,,, just like i typed mine...

Phlota:
Congratulations to all those who have birthed their babies. I hope to be back soon, will be following silently. I just suffered a miscarriage

soo sorry dear,,,, your best is on the way,,, stay positive and open minded...

Liftedhands:
That's not fair! His/her product isn't irrelevant here. Moreover you don't know whose sanity depends on this product and coming across it may just be the lifeline the person needs.

Those who want to buy don't need to mention that they want as the contact details are in the post.

If the post bothers you please use the report button and let the mods do their job.

lolzz,thanks for YOUR OPINION,,,i just wrote mine too.

Liftedhands:
That's not fair! His/her product isn't irrelevant here. Moreover you don't know whose sanity depends on this product and coming across it may just be the lifeline the person needs.

Those who want to buy don't need to mention that they want as the contact details are in the post.

If the post bothers you please use the report button and let the mods do their job.

lol,, thanks for YOUR opinion,,, i just wrote mine too...

[quote author=gwng post=64503159][/quote]as nobody dey answer u now, u wee nor rest,,, pls stop flooding our thread with ur market.... we know where and how we dey run our show for here,, thanks for your understanding..

@booque,,,, how are you feeling now?? hope u are better,,,, pele dear,, jst checking...

booqee:
Please don't jump and pass..

I don't know what I ate thats causing me to purge all through the night till this very moment.

Is flagyl safe in pregnancy? It's usually very effective for me pre-pregnancy.

What other safe thing can i use to stop this purging? i feel like I've purged all my strength away.. I'm so weak now..

flagyl is a no no,, pls get ORS nd mix with 100cl water, take it in bits for 24hours, den buy terrazole tablets nd chew 2after every stool,, dat was wat i was told to buy in d hospital during my own stool. get well soon dear.

congrats mama zino,,,,, interesting bs,,, God be greatly praised.....

@curvillious,,, hilarious nd breath taking bs indeed,,, u go consider career for nollywood ooooo,,, @gabby,,, ur bs was sooo real nd detailed too,,, thanks to u two for sharing,,,,, we dey warm up,, God over everything,, it will end in praise

@shonebaby,,,, d Lord will strengthen and uphold u nd ur family now and always,, Amen and Amen

@shonebaby,,,, d Lord will strengthen and uphold u nd ur family now and always,, Amen

lioha:
Fabulous team February! Good to be back fully. How are we doing and hope we are fully prepared.

Team February for supernatural delivery

MONIKER ...................EDD................ SEX
01 Mcperry .................2/2/18.............XY
02 Rhukkie ..................3/2/18 ............XX
03 Completey ............ 5/2/18
04 Glossom ............... 8/2/18
05 eazee......................9/2/18 ............XX
06 Mzkolawole ..........13/2/18
07 Kweenkong ...........14/2/18
08 Anak123 ............... 14/2/18.......XX 27 Dec 2017
09 Angel2424 .............17/2/18
10 Lioha ......................18/2/18 ........XX
11 Nancyij ...................18/2/18 ........XY
12 mummyjayson ......18/2/18
13 stormie ..................19/2/18
14 Sweetmommatwo .19/2/18 ..........XX
15DocAdray ................22/2/18
16 Booqee .................. 27/2/18...........XX
17 Bloomingbud ........ 28/2/18.......... XX, XY
18 toludimpz .............. 28/2/18 ......... XY
19 rollykotex ...............EDD ?
20 SULPHUROXIDE ....EDD?
21 Droyal .....................EDD?
22 moonert ................ EDD ?
23 LegitDiva ............... EDD?

cappo,oyoyo,cappo oyoyo,, cappo, oyoyooooooo,,, welcome teamie,,,,, i dey fine oooo, we af miss u like kilode,,,, so yesterday was my antenatal clinic nd doctor said i should do routine scan oo to be sure everything was ok in case labour starts at anytime, so i went nd i did it, i wanted to use style to know babys sex ooo bur oga abi madam, cross leg ooo, d stenographer jst said madam abeg go nd deliver safely, anyone u see hug am, lol, na so i carry my bag ooo, lol,, scan was successful, baby is fine,,, Guudmorning teamies,,,, safe delivery to us all in Jesus name Amen....

Bloomingbud:
Waddling Na understatement o, turning from one side to the other on the bed self Na war but how we wan do now. We thank God for bringing us this far and I know he will see us to the very end, there shall be no loss what so ever by his grace.

God remembered me for good by transferring my female supervisor to another branch and giving me a male supervisor that does not stress me at all, I'm just so happy that wahala madam who keeps saying she too has carried Belle before has gone.

It is well with us jare.

glory be to God for ur life teamie,,,, my dear,, to turn na war ooo, na so dh go dey use one eye dey look me,,, i asked for us to get down d oza room, na soo dis man laff me oooooo sote i come dey vex, lol,, he now said, see dis one wey dey breathe like wetin i nor know,, dey pant, to waka na wahala,,, who u wan kill,?? abeg ooo nofin for u till u put to bed, i cant write statement, lol,, na so me don kuku rest oooo, God Will see us tru.

[quote author=Mahoti post=64201632][/quote]good,so there is no need still staying at his parents place if u ask me since d relationship is going no where,,,, since he has decided to take responsibility,,,, i think u shoukd be giving ur space to start arranging urself so dat wen baby is bigger than 3months u can start something....It is well

@mahoti dear,,, pele,,, bur first, where is baby daddy?? cos you cant stay with his parents forever,,,, is he willing to make d necessary move or no hope for him side? if he is, then he should start bur if not,,, i think u should start father urself nd ur bundle of joy to leave and start ur own life.... God is able to see u tru

@mahoti dear,,, pele,,, bur first, where is baby daddy?? cos you cant stay with his parents forever,,,, is he willing to make d necessary move or no hope for him side? if he is, then he should start bur if not,,, i think u should start father urself nd ur bundle of joy to leave and start ur own life....

They think they can DENT this thread with their evil tongues and unguarded utterances just when Gods glory is all over the thread blessing mums with lovely babies,,,,, the bible says it shall not stand neither will it come to pass,,,, God is warning you people oooo,,, stay away from this thread,,,or u face his wrath,,, this is 2018 not 2017 where somethings were over looked,,, mod ban is a small thing compared to Gods ban..... #dropsmic

mummy curvillious ooooo, i yam still waiitng to read your bs ooooooooooooo, lol

Bloomingbud:
Beautiful morning mamas.

Congratulations curvilicious and other mamas that just dropped their babies, God bless and keep your little ones.

Feb moms how are we? Waddling has not been easy at all, honestly I never knew I would get this far but God is ever faithful. 33 weeks 3days today and the contraction or Braxton Hicks no he here I feel so much pressure and can't walk long distance yet I still go to work.

I decided to go for uss scan on Wednesday to check on babies and both are weighing 2.1kg each, is it possible they weigh same thing or scan man scammed me?

In other words I know we are getting there, I've not finished shopping but I don't just have strength for market again at all. Safe delivery to us all

Shout out to my teamies:
Rhukkie you have been quiet these days awayu?
Rollykotex my prayer warrior teamie, how is waddling?
booqee go to market and come and feed me back on price o
mummyjason how is pushing?
Completey
Captain Lioha, e never reach to leave village abi

My other teamies I'm saying hiiiiii

my dear thanks for checking on me nd odas ooo,, we dey push am,, im not feeling contractions yet sha,,, im 35weeks gone,, safe delivery to us all

Wemmy017:
I will try, the thought of it make me sick. I hope I'm normal

u r normal dear

congrats to all the January mums dropping it like its hot, God bless you nd your LO