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lioha:
I still dey village teamie, network dey disturb badly. I will be back by weekend.

ok ,,,good to hear from you ma,, safe trip

LegitDiva:
I'm also team Feb, lioha Pls add me on. Easy and supernatural delivery to us all in Jesus name

Amen,,welcome ma

Wemmy017:
Good afternoon Mamas, as usual help a ftm!!!
I honestly do not like sex and from the day i got a BFP, i gave my DH confim yellow card. I was recently talking with my mother in the Lord and she kept emphasizing it that I'm supposed to have it at least twice a week till my EDD for easy delivery. Experienced mamas, what will happen if i don't? At least some women are not usually with their husbands during pregnancy and their delivery is still smooth.

Pls what's your take? I beg, make una no jump and pass...

my dear sooo i heard too dat its good during pregnancy bur my dh these dayz keeps � away cos of my big tummy, he is soo scared dat something might go wrong plus d way i breathe and feel tired at any little thing i do,, he told me last night dat kpecus has paused till after delivery, lolzzz bur one of dese days sha i wee catch him nd not let go, lol, so if u can my dear, have it, its gud

Liftedhands:
Opinion time.

What would you do if you are at your younger sisters place and her husband slaps her, drags her into their bedroom and continues beating her there?

As you make to go rescue your sis her mil barrs the door and tells you to mind your business!

Will you? Please share what you will do in such situation.

mind my business for attempted murder? taaaaaa,,,, i will tell mama politely to let me save my sister, i sure say she nor go tall pass me, na to dey knock d door unto her head till my Sis come out ooo,, bur rilli, if it was jst an argument, i will form deaf, bur wen it gets physical, daz nt acceptable,, will call her hubby to order nd let him knw dat no mata wht his wife does, hitting is neva d solution.... plus my family will hear it sha incase of future purpose

gud pm mamas,,, team February abeg where is our cappo @lioha,,, i miss her soo much,, pls come back ooooooo,,,,,, nd proudmum,,, u hv been in my thoughts lately,,,,, i await your testimony ....#teamies are we ready i nor go lie sha small small afraid is catching me oo as a ftm bur i know that God is too faithful to fail... have a blessed weekend ahead...

jazzyjazz:

he is still very very cute.... kisses to him

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way i feel when ever am expecting AF. And it was coming on and off. Not exactly painful at that point....but it certainly felt like sth was happening down there. I was excited considering the fact that i had passed my EDD and hubs and I had even started quarelling as if its my fault the baby wasnt out yet. Infact he had to take me to another lab. According to him "we must know the exact date. Lets use another scan" As if its the work of man!
Of course i didnt complain, i obediently followed. Scan showed a more extended EDD . Na so the man just vex. Me i didnt even bother.

So...that Tuesday morning i was having this on and off cramps. Thankfully it was my antenatal day too. So i went to the clinic. While at the clinic, d pains gradually increased and everytime it came oh dear it felt like i wldnt survive the next minute. So it was my turn to see the doctor and i told him abt it...he jus smiled and said, if i see labour pain i will run.
Oh how bad i felt! With all that pains....i wasnt taken seriously. Two hours later the pains subsided and i felt better only for it to return in the evening wen hubs and i were trying to resolve the 'baby" quarrel and we made up our minds to leave things to God.
Right there in the car...the cramps wld come and go and d pains wld increase. He asked if we shd go to the hosp but i doubted it was the real thing so i asked that we go home instead.

My darlings, 10pm and i cudnt even sit or do anything. D cramps intensified. We had to rush to the hospital.
We got there i was checked and the doc said 1cm....ok wld u stay or go home.
We ll go home, i responded.
Dear mothers, that night was the longest and toughest night of my entire life. At a point i had to start walking all over the house, naked.
I became temporarily mad. If i sat down...it felt terribly painful. Lying down was worse. D only thing that helped was walking around. All i cud do was scream Jesus everytime d contractions came.
I kept looking at the time. 12am, 1pm, chai as soon as its 4am i was going back to the hospital.
Hmmm., 4am took forever to come. Even then...i decided to wait till 5. Took my bath and started pacing the floor again. Woke hubs and by 6 we were at the hospital.

Thinking the pains thru the night was bad enough....i knew delivery shdnt take more than an hour. But...for wia!
Hmmm.....i got checked again o. 3cm. Oh God! Why now.
Then i was taken to the ward and all. That was wen i knew life had two sides to it. I screamed, wailed and shouted. From time to time the midewives wld come and say...madam better save ur energy bks u never reach anywhere o. Chai! The pains became worse. 11am another doc came to checm 6cm.
By this time ehn, i was going crazy. I held the doctors jean very tight, he had to run for his life. D pole that carried my drrip....oh how hard i tried to break it into two. Yet it didnt break. I desperately wanted to hurt someone or spoil sth like it wld take d pains away.

Labour pain is no respecter of persons o!
So i continued screaming and all. And then i started to feel like i wanted to poo. I begged the nurses....they said it wasnt poo. Oh u shd av seen how i practically begged everyone around to pls help me. Help me beg the midwives to help me.
Some of them even laughed and they kept asking is this ur first time.

An hour later, i was taken to the labour room. By then i knew i was going to die. I kept doing the breathing exercise...which really helped. But at some point...even d strength to breathe was no longer there. So i started to cry. D midwives were still busy arranging thier things when i screamed that i wanted to poo and i cudnt hold it anymore. One of them smiled and said. Dont push, it ur baby
Admist all that pain, she said wow ur baby is so hairy. How annyoing that statement sounded at that moment.

Infact i didnt want any baby again. On that delivery table...i hated myself for allowing my husband get me pregnant. I hated him more than anything then. I kept abusing him and the midwives wld beg me to stop. Later wen he came to d labour room where he stayed tru out, i dragged his shirt. Of course i was going to tear it apart.

At some point i said....pls let me tear ur shirt, u ll wear another one. Chai! They all bursted into laughter.
Shortly after, d urge to push became too strong i cudnt control it. So thr midwives showed me how to fold my legs hold them with my hands and then pushed.
I tried the first time without the contraction......d pains increased. It felt like a big log of wood had been placed btw my anus or jajaina..i dont even know.

Next contraction i pushed with all my strength and out came my prince charming, crying his lungs out. He was placed on me for a while before taken away. I looked around to find my husband kneeling on the floor thanking God, almsot in tears. Foolish man, i told myself Truth be told, even after the placenta came out, if anyone had asked if cud go thru that experience again...i wld land a hot slap on his face before responding.

My dear, anybody wey no respect God, enter labour room come out must change and no say God dey!
Labours is such a beautiful and wonderful experience. And ryt now, if u ask me, I wld certainly do this again when it is time..
Meanwhile....my own kpekus drive increased after birth. Like am i even normal . Hubs be looking sexier than ever.
I ll let some time pass. If hubs doesnt come forward...i ll av no choice than to adopt Beydew method.


B.A. and B.S submitted!

wowwww,one of d best bs i have read,,,, it was all encompassing,,, scary,, funny,,, entertaining,,, educative,,, God bless u dear for taking out tym to write dis,,,, its an eye opener,,,, glory to God,,, kisses to ur prince,,,

congrats mummy mitche,,, January mums dropping it like its hot,,, February mumss,, hope we are fixing our shoe lace ooo,,, cos its about to go down,,,, kisses to everyone nd happy weekend...

HolySteph:
Chai abeg mommas in the house help me o! The stretch marks just started coming out even with the ori that I'm applying. I can't help the itches. I scratch it like my life depends on it. Sometimes I feel like using iron sponge to scratch its that bad. I hope the stretch marks goes off after delivery? And could be the possible problem for the itches?

my dear,, as e dey do u na so e dey do me oooo, as in d scratching ernnn, bur ur post gat me nd hubby cracking,,, its well

soonest:
Of course they do. That's what i was trying to explain. Ubth doesnt joke with it

lolzzz,i tell u, dey dont oooo, even wen u r saying u dont have malaria, my dr will say, yes datz why its a preventive drug, lol

rollykotex:
Hello teamie, even though I haven't changed my surname, but the process is getting a publication on national dailies for change of name. you can use the popular dailies like the nation, punch etc. That's all. You'll be given a copy of the news paper when its out for free, cut out the change of name section cos its usually plenty and circle your own name. Make plenty photocopies and attach as part of your credentials. Court affidavit too should be added

osheeeee,my teamie, thanks alot,,, kisses

soonest:
I use ubth too and as a teaching hospital, thet will always go with the current WHO guidelines.
4realwoman, pls see these links:

http://www.who.int/malaria/areas/preventive_therapies/pregnancy/en/

https://www.mhtf.org/2017/07/25/new-guidelines-for-preventing-and-treating-malaria-in-pregnancy/

dont they give you preventive malaria drugs during ur antenatal days?

4realwoman:
@Anugod n soonest, thanks for your input. My Dr is saying that world health organisation (WHO) have given instruction that once one is not down with malaria that they shouldn't be given malaria drugs and that since I don't have malaria that I shouldn't worry. Make I still dey see as e dey go.

well for me, in ubth,,, they give us preventive malaria drugs(maldox) as part of our routine drugs,,, like me,,, i have taken it 3 times now,,, nd even after d second one, i was still down with malaria bur since d third dose, i hvnt been sick,,,, i frel d preventive drug does no harm cos in dis part of d world, malaria is real,,, WHO dey oyinbo lamd ooo, lol

soonest:
1.Go to high court at sapele road, you type outside and go inside for the oath. It doesn't take time like that. Hold like 1k for typing and the oath.
2. Go to observer at airport road or guardian/vanguard at mission road. Go with your marriage certificate and photocopy. You will pay between 3500 to 5k or so.
They will tell you the day it will published, they will keep 2 copies of the paper for you.
3. Laminate one of them, that's where your name appeared. Make sure the name of the paper and date shows.
4. Keep them well. It's now one of your 'credentials'

thank you sooo much ma,,,will do so, at least i know those places,,, thanks again.

PatKing:
1. Court affidavit on name
2. Take affidavit to dailies publishing house of choice
3. Watch out for date of promised publication
4. Buy the paper
5. Keep the page for Life.
6. Every document submission for job must be accompanied by the affidavit.
7. News paper is presented when you must "shout out" existing work place if change is done when already working.

...noteby...
In my time I was advised to get the job with my maiden name first, to avoid mix up. Bit was all within 2 years of marriage...
Each to their own advise though.

thanks mam,, i appreciate the response

LegitDiva:
you have to get a newspaper pubication, then court affidavit. both arent expensive. atleast not here in abuja where i did mine

thanks sis,,, im grateful.

gudmorning great family,, please ooo i need help,,, for mamas that did registry marriage nd have done change of name, please what is d process like,,, i really want to know cos after birth by Gods grace, i want to statt job hunting so i can assist dh nd also help myself,,,,, thanks in advance for ur response,, abeg nor waka pass oooo,, jst to add, i reside in Benin.. una gudmorning

congrats to mama zino nd beautifulrosa on d birth of ur los,,, we tap from d grace,,, send my kisses to them,,, to oda January mamas nd dec,,,, ur testimonies dey road,,,,

happy New Year mommas,, especially my February teammies,,, we r getting set.... porting to January is allowed oooo,,,, smiles...

lioha:
Hello Team February

One of us (Anak123) has been delivered of a baby girl, pls congratulate her pls

Team February for supernatural delivery

MONIKER ...................EDD................ SEX
01 Mcperry .................2/2/18.............XY
02 Rhukkie ..................3/2/18 ............XX
03 Completey ............ 5/2/18
04 Glossom ............... 8/2/18
05 eazee......................9/2/18 ............XX
06 Mzkolawole ..........13/2/18
07 Kweenkong ...........14/2/18
08 Anak123 ............... 14/2/18.......XX 27 Dec 2017
09 Angel2424 .............17/2/18
10 Lioha ......................18/2/18 ........XX
11 Nancyij ...................18/2/18 ........XY
12 mummyjayson ......18/2/18
13 stormie ..................19/2/18
14 Sweetmommatwo .19/2/18
15DocAdray ................22/2/18
16 Booqee .................. 27/2/18...........XX
17 Bloomingbud ........ 28/2/18.......... XX, XY
18 rollykotex ...............EDD ?
19 SULPHUROXIDE ....EDD?
20 Droyal .....................EDD?
21 moonert ................ EDD ?

ohhh congrats to you dear... baby will be fine dont stress.

zaynie:

Let them both be displaying prowess.






In other news, the Northern mamas think we have forgotten their kitchen day?
NorthCentral mamas, I hope you're set for tomorrow

Abi ooooo, we don carry chair sit diwn dey wait for dem,,,, my tooth pick dey my mouth,,,, tuwo masara, nd co,,, i yam waiting...

@ahnie and @heroquine,,, pls we are tired, you two can add yourselves on whatsapp and continue your """friendship"""",,,we really dont want to be reading your "dirty" chats on dis forum cos for some of us, our husbands peep into d thread once in a while.... thanks for ur understanding... Happy New Year in advance.

Goldenheart002:
My sisters, abeg make una help me thank God for my life oh! E remain small make I born today


So I had dis very wicked menstrual like cramps all through d night, I couldn't sleep a bit cos of d pains. By morning I prepared for ANC and wen I got there, I met an entirely different person (an elderly male doc). I didn't feel too free wit him but I had to lodge my complain all d same .........after almost pressing out all my intestines, he finally put on a glove and say "pull off ur pant, lemme check u" I was like never mind sir, d pain is gone. After much persuasion which I didn't yield, he asked that my file be sent to labour and delivery ward where they will technically check me and admit me if need be. So I gallantly followed d nurse who held my file there!!!
On getting to L& ward, I saw some heavily pregnant women who were obviously in labor. Some seems to be "dancing" while some were just squatting, they were allowed to seek relief in whatever position they deem fit. Imm I saw them, I realized that d hustle is really real and began to cry! I started insisting that nothing is wrong with me, lemme just go home and rest (after all my anxiety about meeting my baby, I realised I wasn't ready at all). .......wen it was my turn to go in, I allowed d lady after me in but later I remain d only one left and couldn't dodge it anymore so I went in like chick badly beaten by an heavy rain d doc there was nice enough not to check me wit fingers, he asked me to lay down and used some tools to check then he told me it was contractions and that I have to hold baby back for a few more weeks cos I'm only 35weeks now......to dis effect, I was given salbutamol, klifedupine and paracetamol! I felt so relieved when I left d hospital for reasons best known to me sha maybe I should go and open diary sef



Mama sassyangel1, shey u aff drop ni?
Mama zaynie, is it "SM"?
All team January, I hail oh

hahahahhahahaahhqqhahahaha,,,,you got me cracking with yiur story,, pls take d fear away,,,, if our mums birthed us den we can do it,,, safe delivery dear.

lioha:
Compliments of the season mamas

Team February how una dey? Longest time

my sweet cappo,,, i af miss u ooooo,,,,, i dey ooooo,we dey push am small small,,, looking into feb like its nextweek, lol

We dont know what they are dragging and we really dont CARE cos dis forum wasnt created for that nd if they start, together with their supporters, they will ALL leave this group for good,,, we are watching and this tym we will not let them soil the hearts of new mums to be dat hv joined this wonderful group or make us enter 2018 with HATE..... be warned...

Merry Christmas to everyone,, am waiting for our Christmas baby ooo, team feb much love,,,, it will end in praise.... kisses to y all

lioha:
I don miss dis house die. Team February how una dey? I dey village since on Sunday. Do we have any new comer? Pls mention me if there is because i will not have time to read tru pages.

Team December how ministery they move. Congratulations to those that have birthed their LO. For those yet to, easy delivery to us all.

It's my grandma burial and we are all invited.

Nwanneukwu's where are we?

Cc soonest Bomgirl hotmama

cappo i af missed uu, i yam fine ooo,,, God dey,,, i dey luk feb like say na next week, i cnt wait

so my dh decided i must drink palmwine dis evening oooo, abeg mamas,, is it Safe im 30weeks gone.... una Gudevening ooo

my latest

congtrats ma,,, well my hospital-ubth gives maldox to preggy mums,,, i was even given today doh im in my 3rd trimester,,,, so i dont know if its safe or not so pls just call anoda doc to confirm or oda experienced mums will advice u

yinka197:
@mummy Jason.....197, UGBOWO LAGOS ROAD BENIN CITY

how much does the 4D Uss cost,,,, dat was my question

Mahoti:
Rant time

We are two month and we are still staying at baby daddy parent house because my apartment is not ready I can be naked the way I want to can't wear what I want eat what I like, in a nutshell I am not free(baby daddy is a story for another day)
Rant over bye

pele my dear,,,, i can relate to how it feels cos i hv seen ladies stay with my former landlady nd it wasnt funny,,, plssss talk to baby daddy to speed up d process, nofin feels like ur home no matter how small,,, it will soon b over dear,,, always look at LO nd smile.