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sukkottt:
she brave sha. she no cry at all

the woman set well well and she fine. i think she haf do all kinds of yanga and chop men money well well and break men heart and do all kinds of evil and then this na cosmic judgement because this kind thing na judgement from GOD.

deut 32 vs 39 See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.

Hear me...you are an IDIOT...EVIL ...you are a SADIST...not fit to live among humans...GOAT

shinaf:
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brunofarad:
Hmmmm




They should also remember that NIGERIA is not a communist STATE or Banana Republic


It is supposed to be a free market Economy

Dumb heads

My heart felt condolence goes to the small and medium scale enterprises all over Nigeria,

I think you are the dumb one here.

There are foreign exchange law and it says that to deal in forex,you have to register a bereau de change.

It simplly means that the dollar mallams are doing illegal business.

BCISLTD:
my brothers and sisters..don't traffic drugs to Asia..your death is a sure thing...

I support the death penalty..I've seen 1st hand the effect of drugs...RIP Tuns

Did you actually read the thread?

You surport death penalty for drugs...

What kind of drugs? Ordinary Canabis....Igbo....weed

Smoke in all bus stops in lagos

You are not serious

LadyExcellency:
What is the business of DSS with crimes committed by Bureau de change operators?


Where is EFCC or Police?

Do you know the job of the DSS at all?

Useless people from a useless country called Nigeria.
They are not even ashamed of themselfs.

When did Pakistan and india gain independence from the same Britain that colonized us?
Today they have a huge military industry,from guns to rockets,to nuclear weapons.

Now the stupid Nigerians are runing down to Pakistan to buy guns.

Shamesless people.

eplanning:
HOW DOES MMM GENERATE THEIR OWN MONEY

One pertinent question people always ask is “How does MMM make their own money? Since they don’t touch participants’ money, how then do they make money to, at least, maintain their web presence? etc”

The answer is simple. GOOGLE PAYS MMM

But then, the internet-savvy guys amongst us will ask, “But MMM doesn’t advertise Google products on their website, how then is it possible?”

MMM leverages on Google products for almost all of its campaigns and awareness, and Google appreciate them handsomely for that. Let me itemize:

✅ MMM exclusively uses Google forms to capture the details of applicants for positions in the community, such as Guiders, consultants, promoters, advertisers etc.

✅ A staggering number of prospective guiders are trained every month across the various countries MMM is in, and they make use of almost only Google products to execute their tasks, such as Google sheets, Google slides, Google docs etc.

They kind of help Google increase the repertoire of information they can present to its users/searchers

✅ This is, perhaps, the most significant source of income for MMM

YOUTUBE! (owned by Google)

If you already have an account with MMM, kindly go to the News section of your account. You should notice that MMM recommends, on the average, 4 Community Development Tasks for its participants. And at least one of these tasks requires creating an awareness video. Imagine just one fourth of the over 2million participants in Nigeria alone (not considering other countries oo) executing this task!!??

That’s not all oo..

Participants are financially incentivized when they create nice video testimonials about MMM after Gotten Helped.

Now, what does MMM do with all these videos? They upload it on YouTube. You will definitely agree with me that Youtube is awash with videos about MMM. And what does Youtube do with them? They monetize it!

What does that mean? YouTube knows that MMM, being the rave of the moment will attract lots of viewers to its related videos. So they seize the opportunity to place ads in these videos so people can see them as they watch the video. So, advertisers pay YouTube for showcasing their adverts, and YouTube shares the profits with MMM.

It is these profits that are used to foot the financial implications of running MMM.

You call yourself inter savvy and you typed this shit?

Your head needs to be examined.

joey150:
Why is that those that are not doing this MMM are so pained and just want it to crash.just so that they are vindicated.

Is it that you dont like how others make 30%? You have an option to join or not.. If you choose not to join why bad mouth your neighbour that wants to join?

People are seriously just waiting to laugh at their friends and colleagues when they loose money or hear that their dream of mmm crashing has come true.

Why are people this wicked? I hate this country sha. Heart blacker than wande coal's ass.

In other news

Those that always end their post with i am not in mmm after stylishly praising it, i can assure you that they just PH today

They are not pained...they only know that it must surely crash.

JustCalMeDBoss:
Omo no one is killing anyone, don't take ur car to a road side vulcanizer and xpect u are dealing with a professional. I had a boss who wanted to change his 2016 bmw x6m types. He went about insulting every tyre seller the have substandard tires since the idrive software was always rejecting the types behold the recommended threw was 21 inch Michelin pilot super sports it cost about 600 dollars for one the list price they agreed to import it for him is 330,000 Naira per tyre times that by 4 and u are over 1.3 million. No be persn tell am say make him use the Nigerian ones like dat. Despite the idrive system saying wrong types.

Na over sabi dey worry am.
If he can afford 2016 bmw x6m for over 30million,he should be able to buy tyres of 1.3 m

seguno2:
Image laundering by the tin god of men to make us forget his FALSE, fake prophecy that Hillary Clinton was going to win the elections.
He should try another trick abeg.

what have you achieved in life so far and how many lives have touched.
How many have you feed?
How many have you shelter?

check yourself first

anonyguy:
All these sites you mentioned makes their money from adverts. MMM doesn't have an advert placed on their site bro. You can't make money with your website if you don't have advert placements.

Dont mind the ignorant fool

The old professor seems not to be aware of what is going on arround the globe.

It was the US that made boko haram to grow in the first place.

How?

By bringing about a regime change in libya and killing Gadaffi,
most of the regime arms filtered out through the Tuareg fighting
for Gadaffi and before you known it,they over ran half of Mali.

It was during this period that boko haram got more training
and access to libyan weapons to fight while the same US
refused to sell arms to us..

Gerrard59:
You call it pride, I term it confidence, I term it stating facts without being politically correct (which is damaging many nations today).

Majority of Nigerians like things rubbed on their faces and that I will do. I say it to anyone's face. I know a senior Customs Officer, has four kids, they go to Fortune High School (another top school in the state). Am I against such an individual for procreating? No. Dude is intelligent, has investments everywhere, a strong and reliable network. Educate? That's what I'm doing, and on pro bono basis (something I rarely do, QUALITY education is expensive). Enjoyment? Take a stroll, take fruits, go to parks (every park in Uyo has free entry). However, what do they do there? Smoking, drinking recklessly and stvpidly and when kidney wahala comes, they'll go to a church instead of a urologist (which is expensive, back to my earlier point)



Good day Ms,
50% of this thread is dedicated to you. Remember when you talked about visiting that school in Lekki? Make I ask, how many kids did the average parent had? I'm sure not more than 3 or 4. Yet cretins will have six and worst still, they are un-intelligent. What rights? By populating the society with m0rons? No. They lost it when they had children they cannot take care of.

Mr An0nimus,

I assume you're a Nigerian, kindly tell me, will the average Nigerian hear things being told to them in a passive manner? No. I'm a Nigerian, however, I don't have the Nigerian mentality (which good education prevents and this costs money).

Another reason most of them give birth to this high number of kids is to inherit a "name". I ask, what name? So because Mr Elumelu gave birth to 2 boys after having 5 girls, a cretin will do same?

Anyone who had read or reads the book "From Third World to First World" by Late Lee Kuan Yew (good books are expensive). He did same I'm proposing, where's Singapore today? Rich, solid infrastructure, clean (environment and governance), disciplined, strong work ethic etc.

Mark Zuckerberg, 5th richest man, married a doctor from Harvard, he too is from Harvard and he has ONLY a child. A billionaire has ONLY a child and a riff-raff somewhere down the road is planning for his 6th child? What about his then co-founder Eduardo Saverin? He married a data analyst from a top school in Asia and has two kids. That's another billionaire oh.


For the records, I'm not against people giving birth rather I'm against POOR people procreating ditto un-intelligent humans. If you're poor, please for the good of the society and yourself, don't give birth. If you're not brilliant, intelligent, smart and knowledgeable, do yourself good by not giving birth. Finally, earnestly pray I don't enter government.

You are just an over fed kid that know nothing about life and how people move from zero to hero.

The mr Elumelu you keep talking about is from a poor background and he even attended one of the worst state universities in Nigeria;Edo state university Ekpoma.
He did not wake up from one side of his bed and extablised STB before acquiring UBA.

Cosmas maduka of Coscharis group ended formal education in primary 3 and today he is a billionaire with 5 kids and in the board of 2 banks.He even employs foreign degree holders plus your so called CU and redemmers uni graduates

Ifeanyi Uba droped out of secondary school in jss 3 because his parent could not pay school fees and he moved on to kearn a trade.
Today he is 46 years old and the owner of biggest oil depot in Nigeria and he is also in control of the oil industry in Congo kinshaha.
His wife is a a graaduate from ABU and they have 5 kids

Cletus Ibetoisa bilionaire by all standards never went to school beacuse his parent could not pay his fees,Today thousand of even foreign degree holders are applying to work for him.

If the parents of these few people that i have mentioned among many deceided not to give birth to them because they were poor,they would have just cut short God's odained destinies.

So you can go to your 500k secondary school and kids from 3,000 secondary school will make it big in life leaving you behind.
Its not by how much school you attended...If your parents are previledge to send you to such school,good but if others parents sent them to free education,then good too.

sisisioge:
Dude, I'm with you here. I couldn't help feeling so sad for him...poor boy.

You dont even know why he is like that and you are jumping to abortion...
Just say you are looking for excuse to abort as many as you want.

His condition cannot be detected via scan or any other medical equiptment

Rucheen:
Pathetic! but hunch back is a postural defect what are they taking there. is it the ruptured bone. jusk being curious

Its maily cause by tuberculosis

so what is the current price of a bag?

DeHEIGHTS:
About #800k for jus 100 Level in a missionary school?

And someone said it's ordained by God?

Maybe it's the god of mammon, the demon that feast on money, that ordained it.

That money would take care of 20 students in federal university.

10 times that money is the school fees of a christian university in the USA called Oral roberts university
So deal with it

GLOBALINF:
That is why I encourage our parents to kuku send their children abroad to study. We have cheaper schools in Europe that are farrrrr better that some glorified secondary schools that call themselves universities.
Just check my signature

Story...

All the fees there are arround 1700 dollars.
Which university in europe will charge you 1700 dollars a s tuition?

Considering the serene learning enviroment and facilities on ground.The school fees is very okay

saintmark88:
Pls I will like someone to provide an answer: if he produces locally, why did he keep threatening the govt for forex or he will quit??, what did he need d forex for, since he produces locally and he can get his raw material locally also.

Why couldn't he source for his own forex, d way others r sourcing for forex, y nid the govt to give u scarce forex at the parallel market rate??

I would love intelligent ansas to these questions

Which of the machineries do they manufature in Nigeria?

calliope:
Love wins!!!

what love has spiced together let noman homophobic bigoted unenlightened human lot put asunder

Happy married life to the couples.
We're here now and we're queer y'all homophobes just have to live with it

IDIOT....

STFUareyouGod:
And in the face of death, he surrendered

the idiot hanged a leg lol

ogbolu0147:
Deck that capping,,,,Nyben you be lager beer

big fool

Rilwayne001:
Who's islandos? He should be arrested ASAP

lol....

Nobody in particular is named islandos...

What it simply means is that a rival members of a cult group called icelanders killed him.
Thats what the statement means..

oweniwe:
The most painful thing Is that nobody will be living in most of those housed throughout the year because their owners are based in Lagos, abuja or abroad.

There are lots of those empty big buildings in awka.

were are the ownersof All the empty building at Lekki in lagos

ImoRiver:
Stupid Nigerian mentality. Government should ban importation of anything Erisco into the country. He's looking for foreign exchange to operate a local industry and we all know Nigeria is experiencing foreign exchange scarcity as a result of low oil output and prices. Business environment in Nigeria is harsh and requires total patriotism to resist temptation of going to already developed countries like China.

You are in asshole....yes a big one

unclezuma:



It starts sweet...

https://i.imgur.com/wI9fRCx.gif?1

And ends...

https://i.imgur.com/hf6SNx1.gif



I was old enough to know about Umana Umana...

lol...umana umana ws in PH...
It later came as plan well in benin and warri.

Later reappeared in ibadan as nospetus and the rest

Later reappeared in ughelli as forex traders

Now it has gone naation wide as MMM and many other off shoots are coming up

Korrection:
I dont know why my mind is telling me that this MMM is a pyramid scheme....scam...I have been cajoled by friends severally to invest but my inner spirit is saying dont do it...I think i will have to stick to my mind and face my car and poultry business...

If you have a business,face it and leave MMM...its pure a pyramid scheme.
Thats why they give all sorts of incentives for people to bring in new memebers.
The live blood of MMM is new members...the day new people providing help is far less than the people requesting help,that is when it will collapse

cremedelacreme:
Just STFU if you know nothing about banking. A DIEBOLD ATM can take up to 10M if the cassettes are configured to dispense 1,000 note. Again, do you think it is easy for Head of Operations or managers to just inflate what was stolen? Every kobo in the vault is accounted for and treasury department knows the exact amount every branch closed with everyday.

Dont mind the kid...
When you see them,you them...

fadehan:
I'm a male nurse like you....n I would not do anytin to jeopardize d image of my profession....
Ike u just did...if U really want to confess ..if shld not be here....I dont think u really know wat u v just done.... obviously ..u don't know dt u just reduced yr value as a Nurse....u think hiding yr name would protect u.....
My point is ...we don't need feeble minds like ds to be a male nurses... thank God fr several positive posts over me....at least some ppl know who n what we are.......let everyone know dt nurses aren't dumb....m we don't pass our limits.
lastly...let me take ds opportunity to let everyone know dt nursing is a profession not a mere training... admission in to university or school of nurses is thru 5 credit in WAEC or NECO just like any oda course......if u think nursing learn nothing dan to gv injection....why don't u take a form ..get enrolled n witness for yrself wat we go thru....our job description n professional responsibility is diff from dt of doctors...but d scheme of service in d country is a mess....
if u don't respect nurses....it's fine....I understand because u probably v lil knowledge abt us...here r some tips....
...we r always dere for pt 24hrs
...we r expected to respect everyone even if dey disrespect us
we r expected to understand everyone
even when we r sick...we r still expected to gv 100% to pt care
when u go on holidays, we don't
when patient dies .....we r dere...when dey r resuscitated we r dere...
we do not tk care of patients alone but dere family as well.......juat to mention a few...
Nurses are truly great....
respect us or not....we indeed are

The guy just said the truth that you guys are posing as doctors and you are there typing trash.

nairaman66:
I think the thieves may cart away maybe 5-10 million.. The bank manager and his cohorts already stole 15-20 million before the robbery.. Assuming Union Bank had that much left in their vaults..

See your small reasoning...

Do you know how much withdrawal people do in a day?
Atms are loaded with up to 2.5 million in a day,talk more of over the counter withdrawal and vault...
This includes foreign currencies too

OlajumokeBread:
Another lunatic on the loose

Why shouldn't we bring stolen money to the church ??

Like God comes down from heaven after every offering to collect the money or like you send Western Union to God

You are just a goat....a biggggone