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Badboibipo:
If you’re in your 30s as a man please avoid anyone below the age I just described. They are still in their “I am the wicked, I am the nicki Minaj bad bitch” phase in life. They have zero brain most times and they only want to wear big polo and dance “mofejoko” on TikTok while collecting daily, weekly salary from you for giving you the privilege of dating the “queeen nicki Barbie”.

If you are bored of just empty sexxxx and want anything genuine and real, search for older women if they even have a kid out of wedlock even better. Those ones are very mature, understanding and down to earth most times. They have finished their “nicki Minaj bad bitch Barbie” phase and are genuinely humbled with their age and are ready if they see you’re hardworking and serious.

Those young ones are just starting life and have no real experience yet, they are extremely dramatic and attention seeking while having the mentality that the world revolves around their arse and boobs and they feel entitled to every mans attention and adoration.

If you’re young as a woman don’t even bother to like me please , because I will not only see you as a toddler I will even buy you cracker biscuits and Fanta to make you go play in the rain as the baby that you are.

Mature women don’t hide their feelings or play too much games, they go straight to the point.

Hehehehe calm down bro.

Maturity comes with first the family setting of that particular lady, exposure, and her mindset regarding life in general.

Age is just there...You can see a 21year old girl soooo decent, matured and down to earth.

You can see a 28 years lady still babying herself, Meaning you have to do a lot of work to Improve her mindset to become fair.

If my fellow guys will overlook sex and go straight to what they need in woman, well defined...I think everyone will sit up.

Forget sex, It must be there...Look for qualities that complement yours and define what you want.

Na too many hanky-panky the lead to misbehaving partner.

when the juice fade away, the good qualities will step in to bind you two.

Your peace of mind can fall in any age regardless..

AsomArchitectNG:
Soon bro.

Lmao...You are not nice...

Alex....

helinues:
You see, that's the difference between Obi's supporters and Tinubu's supporters.

Even though the Tinubu's supporters over do things before the primary but they have been called to order and behave maturely.

Same can never be said about Obi's supporters who claimed to be Obidient but Toxident instead

Battering ram!

Flamemignon1:
It's a natural feat,no one can make you reach orgasm than your own gender because they are you and they know your body. Gay men reach orgasm faster than straight men same with lesbians reaching orgasms than straight women,they are you and they know your body like you

You are right in a way...

But sex should be between opposite genders for the fact it mainly for procreation.

DaddyGngeess:
Maybe the dad is fat and she collect from the dad and is like 10% in every female child

For where...a lot of factors other than that can influence a lady's physique.

Mariangeles:
Hapunu ya naa.

E wela iwe o. I have my reasons.

Smh..

Mariangeles:
A ga m e me ishi ike.

Ngwa a ga m enye gi Lorry load of plantain...

Edoziesmart:
800 naira school fees?
That should be late 90s
Cus I paid same amount in primary 5 and 6

Hehehehehe you grab.

Mariangeles:
Mba. Android.

It works with iphone too. I've tried it with mine.

Ok..

I gbali ga..

Mariangeles:
Gini ka I kwe a ju?

O ji la ajuju sawa m okwu...smh Change tu kwanu small.

Zaa nu m first.

Ngwa zaa m na thread nwuru anwu..

Mariangeles:
There are a few phone emojis that work on nairaland.
Like ☺️♥️❣️✍️✨and some others.

O wu Iphone ka iji mee ya?

oluplus:
That was PTA receipt, not school fees.

Even at that...Mehn 2naira gosh!

Mariangeles:
Ndi ara, ndi ara!

I shi na ulo gaa university?

Ka i biri off campus away from home?

Mariangeles:
Noted.✍️

How did you come up with that noted Emoji?

Ihe nairaland a doro gi anya ofuma...

It has not been long i learnt how to bold some words in a comment..Oshe my guy thought me.

Mariangeles:
Wives can easily detect if their husbands are too close to a particular "friend".

There was one that shared her story here, about how her husband was so close to his "friend", that he even took sides with the so-called friend over hers concerning some matters.
The so-called friend would come and stay at their home regularly for long hours, he became annoying to the wife.
The tory long shaa.

Exactly...

Men can't run that closet stuff for long undetected...Even as a single guy, not to talk of married.

Your wife will surely detect..Because first hwr her bedroom services will be denied, leaving her to fish out where the man is expending his energy and tensions..

Secondly, all eyes are always on two men being too close not to talk of being intimate...Unlike two women who can comfortably peck, hug, touch and feel eachother's Ike na Ara..

Stay indoors without suspicions.

Mariangeles:
Nsogbu a dihu.

Akwa okara wu boundary, akara wu strokes?

Akara wu strokes..

Okara nke mu mma wu half...Like to say half past 9...Gi si o jiri la okara ga fe elekere Itoolu.

Boundary wu òké....emphasis on Akara udaaolu on o and e.

Bases:
I was searching for the certificate of a course I once did and came across one of my primary school receipt. Although I'm good at keeping documents but didn't know I still have this primary school receipt. I feel nostalgic seeing this . Many of my age mate may not find anything of such even close to late 90s
Oya send any old school fees receipt or document that is over 30 years if you have any.

2naira...

Ooh my Ooo my...

And I was feeling elderly when i saw my last school fees receipt in primary school..800naira..

With time we go still see who paid 5kobo for school..

Vyzz:



I know where you are heading to



Make I help you,

Oya Tinubu wey your certificate

Mariangeles:
Okay.
The okara.

Is Akara Udaolu..

That's what seperate the sounds and meaning they connote.

I ga akwuta ugwo Igbo tutorial m

Mariangeles:
I recently read about two lesbian married women, having an affair with each other, disguised as best friends.
They go as far as staying over at each other's home, right under their husbands' noses.

Smh...A si m gi na ihe mege..

Nke umu nwoke can easily be detected..

But for ladies, you will never know..Unless she mistakenly leave a clue carelessly due to konji..
Because thats the only thing ga eme gi mata ihe mege nu.

As a married man, your wife's best female friend ga enwenu acess to your home anytime without you raising eyebrows..

If they are into eachother, case closed..

The fact is that men performing poorly in bed or no longer that intimate with his wife can as well push ladies to explore such a dirty option....

Aside that, some ladies are naturally Bi...Some claim it is their fastest way to orgasm..

Mariangeles:
Hehehehehehehehehe

Ike a gwula gi.

Do you know that Don't get tired and You're tired are written the same in my dialect?
Now, how can you tell the one I mean?

Ike àgwula gi....Don't get tired.

Ike gwuru gi...you are tired.

The difference in repeating Ike A gwula gi...is à and á

Caaz:
Wrong,I have seen a married lesbobo,she's still a serving deacon in Christ embassy,sad truth is,her husband doesn't even knows that his adorable wifey is a confirm lesbobo.

Now you get the perfect view...Some married people are not even aware they are married to a closet gay/lesbian...

And they will leave no clue for suspicions..Just like this one you said is a deaconess..Imagine that na..Her partners go dey enter office and her bedroom comfortably with bible as disguise even in the presence of hubby..smh.

Mariangeles:
Shouldn't it?
Ihe e mebiela!

I am not shocked pim!

Nga mmakwa ihe mege nu..

Even non straight guys marry and continue their closet relationship.

I av come to accept it is their sexuality and shouldn't be condemned to death..But, if person no straight, he/she should not deceive a straight person with fake love....Maka mpiawa azu..

Things are happening on a regular.

Mariangeles:
Ike gwuru o.

My tiredness is tired..

Mariangeles:
Your wife? Woah!

O shockuru gi?

perfectionist:
What would you do if you discovered your wife is in a lesbian relationship?
(a) Kill her
(b) Kill her girlfriend
(c) Kill both of them
(d) Divorce her
(e) Ask her to change or leave
(f) Ignore her
Your opinions her welcome.

That's cheating...She will go.

No debate.

No umunna case.

Mariangeles:
Ngwanu, k'anyi kpoo ya tension.


Not necessarily disgusting. More like...weird.



Why won't they talk?

High abii low tension?


Weird ke...African men are trying, it is worst Overseas.


Ha kwu waa nu..I was in a discussion with two women, one a senior citizen...The other asked her why her son a practicing Medical doctor has refused to settle, onye nke mama asi, na ya ha ekwu gidela mechie onu...Na ihe o ma na nwa ya nwoke bu agwa nnaya.. Ya wu na o ga alu nwaanyj mgbe ochoro..

Some guys are scared..My guy who was optimistic of settling down before next year, told me some days ago, na ya di 30, that he is no longer rushing... He will do the I Do at 34..lmao Money is not a problem o, just maka o huru a thread on twitter where married people bare it all..Wishing they are single.

And some ladies are not helping matters..

DaddyGngeess:
Calm down bro, my wife had 4 children for me, that woman still set die, when marrying a woman look at her mother shape for future confirmation

You never see babe weh get slim mom, but come still fat abii?

Ndibuna:
I mean my friend went for a thick lady with big front and back without considering that after childbirth things will increase beyond proportion. I mean even slim girls tend to add weight after childbirth but my friend thought his wife will remain that way not knowing what was waiting for him.

It's even better to marry a slim woman of which you know after childbirth she will still add weight but this time it will be to your taste

Couples keeps each other in check regarding the oversized issues...Your friend will take the blame.

Well nothing spoil for mad woman body like a saying goes...

If Eniola badmus could shed some unwanted flesh, your friend's wife can..

Some men the try sha...

Slim and petite ladies right now...

chatinent:
In summary, that is to say I have the most beautiful and perfect woman in the world. I'm yet to see a second runner-up!

Naso!

paschal47:
Hehehe I quit eating apples for like 2 years, but I had to resume back because I missed it a lot and one thing must kill a man

I quit because there was a time I went for a general test, and I was told there's nicotine in my body and it was high, I was like I don't smoke cigarettes where could that come from? The guy asked me if I eat apples? I said yes, he said probably it was from the preservatives used in preserving the apples, because I know most apples sold in the country comes from South Africa, so I had to just quit even though I didn't make any research to know if what he said was true

So I just resumed again knowing that one thing must kill a man


PS: I don't know how true his claims are

Begin to fear that person that told you Nicotine is used in preserving apples.. God! This Lab people eeh!!!

Apple is preserved by waxing. Though not harmful.

I am trying to figure out how Nicotine entered apple matters..

May be a supplement you took was containing nicotine, hence you don't smoke cigarette. OR he/she may be talking about Nicotinamide which is our Vitamin B3 in excess which is still not a food preservative.

Lab people and predictions..