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Mariangeles:
If you think agbado sounds funny, then I wonder what you'd say about gbagada.


I gbalia la.

Pronouncing it with Tinubu's voice..

UyaiIncomparabl:
I saw this post on Facebook and it makes me question myself asking what "Nigerian men want". It irks me so bad.

Women have been debased to NOTHING that a chore has become a yardstick in choosing a wife. I keep asking myself if God did not make a mistake to have given the headship to them from the beginning.

And now, I'll reiterate this here. I also don't care about the reactions it brings. It's not my business how you feel but I must say this to men- DO NOT SET UNNECESSARY STANDARDS THAT YOU WON'T MEET. Read that again. Would he have washed the girl's father's or mother's clothes if turns were switched? NO. Many men here won't either. It degrades them after all. ONLY women should cower and wash g-pee tanks because they want to marry. Marriage only favours the women after all. It's the women who do these things I blame. You don't rate yourselves.

If you try this with me, I'll FAIL your test woefully. It is the audacity to make this a post for me. They make marriage seem so unpalatable and dramatic.

Manners should tell you that you do not sweep when a guest is around. It is ABSOLUTELY rude and that shows that you do not even respect me enough to have kept your abode neat before my arrival. And that to me, is a RED FLAG!

It also tells me that "I am not welcome in your abode". I am immensely glad that the girl in the story dodged a bullet. Good riddance.

Signed; Bitterleaf Feminist.

Joke apart in the attached pics, my Mom will walk her out as well...
Culture is culture..

I can't go to the house of a girl I want to marry, and see her elderly parents sweeping, and sit to watch It will speak volume of arrogance and poor home training as an African/ Igbo extraction.

Aside culture, her parents is like a mom and Dad to me as well..So I will sit and watch my Parents (Mom) sweep, I will sit and raise leg

My mama go wipe you that broom Trust a leo gang.

Coming from an Engineer who is appointed by a monumental failure to handle a work strictly for a an Ex service man/woman.

Naijanascam:
Keyamo manage this abeg

Agbado and cassava

Mariangeles a mutala m nke a...

Chikeluba25:
Obiano government attracted many foreign and local investors. Many companies and industries including Seahorse, Donclimax, Obijackson group, Coscharies farm, Tiger food and beverage, etc were all Obiano effect.

Obiano built many market as well including southeast largest shoe makers market and factory at Nkwelle.

All this long epistle just to run pull him down syndrome on Peter Obi abii you now realised Obiano after he left office?.

Who never sabi Anambra will think you are saying truth not knowing you are being mischievous.

I was in Anambra studying during Peter's tenure..And I can comfortably say life was easy then..I was shocked at how cheap food and other comodities where in Anambra compared to Imo state then..

A plate of food 120-150.

Your willie willie inherited funds that got into his head..He became a drunkard overnight with his wife..

Anyway I don't have time to shalaye with you...Leave Peter out of your Okoto yarns...You don't know him at all.

Go and Verify ANIDS(Anambra Integrated development service) under Peter's regime.

Spare us hunger induced blogging

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I choro I mu Yoruba?
Agbado wu oka.

Just imagining you pronounce it is funny.

The gb sound in Yoruba is slightly different from the Igbo. It is heavier in Yoruba.

With you, ujo atugahu m na Yoruba

The sound is funny...Okwa it is an extract from one of Tinubu's rants..

Cc Mariangeles ole ihe wu Agbado? the name alone sound funny.

MufasaLion:
Exactly!

Chief, how are you?

Lol.

I dey fine bro..It's been a while.

50Kilometer:
Flush it down your toilet.....

Reminds me of one yeye guy..If you complain of any issues, he will say take it to toilet and flush it down...

MufasaLion:
Get a Samsung or Apple.

The two phones and others..

Sergio101:
Two eyeglass men is the goal


Obidient to the core

Nigeria must be great again

I swear I laugh...two eyeglass men is a goal got me...

Mindlog:
I even see a small pack of it whey no even reach the small tin tomato cup in a Nigerian shop in London, going for £4.20.

Local stuffs are going extinct..

Things we do see any how wayback are no longer there

StUriah:
Sanwo Olu didn't give a fvck, but Jandor & PDP Chieftains did! 'Chop, make I chop' is a 'turn by turn' phenomena. JJC's time is over, it is right time for politicians to take over. Women are the most difficult creatures to understand in this world.

Lol...You take a woman the way she is...Adjustment is upto her.

Never force it..Otherwise you create a rebel/monster.

Mindlog:
It is not sapa induced, it is not even cheap in local markets where it is sold

You dey mind that Noodles generation shouting SAPA..

It's 200naira for a small tin tomato cup..

Highly proteinous than fish sef..

Beremx:
She should have saved her marriage if she was going to contest as a deputy governor. I hope her popularity will make the party win

Save marriage how can she?

When she is now chilling with the big boys of Naija politics.. she dey bamba.

Mastakija:
Someone that cannot rescue her marriage how can she rescue lagos

Marriage is not politics..

Naija guys moving into SA next year like...

Mokason288:

My only worry right is that, her hubby should not lay hands on her, by hitting her. I don't like when a man beats a woman. She is very young and small, like that of 17/18 years old.

I don’t understand why you worry

Oga there are a lot of things you’re not saying

As in eeeh...Very cunning.

JackDaAlienz:
I want to find an apartment but na money kill am.
I will be turning 30 on october and im still living with my parents. I feel like i have failed in life at my age.

It pains me that as a guy, i dont have my own apartment. Apartments are so expensive now than before. And i dont have friends that i can squat in their house.
What should i do?

The pressure you guys put yourself is the reason while HBP drugs sell faster than paracetamol in a pharmaceutical shop.

@30 life just started after struggling at 20s for a man.

The foundation you set up in 20s is where you will build in your 30s.

If you are earning, and investing, and still living with your parents, thats success.

But if you are living with them, with no job, business and doesnt contribute to bills, You failed them...But still have a chance to step up and become useful.

No excuses to fail in our modern day generation.

Plenty ways to make money, except you are lazy abd greedy.

I know say na to the carry women up and down dey worry you as you are approaching 30.. Anyways you go still tire..

But think deep, The only woman you need to carry is your wife sha...When you have an income and mentally, psychologically ready for marriage.

For now start doing something to earn, before something will start doing you.

Ballzproblemm:
STFU! just because you made it early doesn't mean others won't , instead of you to advice him on what to venture in you are here bragging nonsense , you no senior mbappe yet en go train you.

Kollins na troll

The mbappe line a rib cracker...

MITCHELL96:
It's a name of a book by Chinua Achebe, Read it and see how and when they began using this country to play ludo

Interesting book worth reading.

Mariangeles:
I can do without adding palm oil though.
You know ukwa has its own oil.

Well, people like it different ways.

Similar taste...But palm oil di mkpa..

Ukwa no need all these things OP used, except di Ukwa is for those Instagram chef...kiki, ify na dooby..

Mariangeles:
I don't know if it's weird that I like my ukwa plain. With just salt and pepper.

+ palm oil..

Best way to go according to my late grandma and momsy.

Dshocker:
Only God in heaven knows i cannot sit down and be watching this show that has no meaning or value.

They are paying out N100m for pornography, while so many first class graduate are busy roaming around and looking for jobs.

Annual okoto yarns.....


Nye nye nye

Mariangeles:
I think almost every lady/little girl was/is like that.
As long as they saw/see their mother do it.
Most females are natural nurturers/care givers.



Onye aghirigha.

Lol...Abii..

Aghirigha bloodline

Ayinke93:
This is so true! Women are the most generous people once they like you. Generous with money, time, attention, everything. Jeez! I sometimes spend more on the person I’m seeing than myself. When she starts making excuses, that woman doesn’t give two Bleep$ about you.

And to add, many men should work on themselves to be more appealing to women. No be by red pilled nonsense. When you find a woman that likes you, love her genuinely and you’ll realize that you are punishing yourself by listening to these red pilled retards. Na person wey never experience true love from woman Dey do redpill

Chai! Ogwu red in the mud..

Silentgroper:
But most times, d woman who wants us are not the one we want.. Has happened to me twice..

The problem of more than 80% men..

In fact we take it for granted...

JBriel:
Preach my brother. You're so on point. Let me cap it up by saying to detect how a lady likes you

If she isn't spending on you

Yearning to see you and more of you

Reciprocating conversations

Bending over rules to meet you in the middle


My dear, you're by your self. Be it platonic or romantic relationships, if a woman falls into this category with you, you're wasting useful time.


Same lady stingy with a guy can be willing to collect loam for another.

Don't dig into the reasons. It's always filled with their nonsensical bullshit. Don't try to spin the reality before you, change them or be patient. Just move respectfully


Just withdraw your attention,end the chats, don't check the timeline. Walk away like you don't care.. e dey pain them die

Now that you are spilling the format , e don cast na..@your last paragraph.

That being stingy, and wanting to collect loan for another man is a perfect way to seperate the like and dislike.

I can't deal with stingy person jaree..Mba na..Money wey we go still leave here and transit.

DispatcherLagos:
Access bank....if anything happens to my "change" u go know the difference between capital b and ukwu efi

no sleep o

Mariangeles:
O dikwa serious.

Lol..Some do feed theirs and back it like nursing mom will do..

Thats when one can seperate a future mother/wife material from women to a certain percentage...Jokingly.

The next is mummy and daddy play, where we use leftovers from mama kitchen to cook on sand in the street.....Pako bloodline na me dey play daddy otherwise that play no go hold..lol..Scatter everywhere..Onye zuzu o, ma eburu ya nyiwe n'ala faa ya aja na onu..

In my principle, Agreement must be agreement.

The national chairman of PDP should step down with a northerner being the flag bearer.