₦airaland Forum

Gifted4all:
She fit steal the full country

Lmao....Abeg o...Make she no steal our Naija o

Let her steal Kenya instead...lol

Crafteck1:
Person wey i send go uni de vex 4 me sey na shawarma she want i con de give am noodles, me wey i know say another guy dey somewhere wey she de form wife material 4, for 6 years she go do shit but i kept forgiving her after catching her cos i was madly in love, didnt know something as small as food would give me energy to b over her. When she de misbehave that time i fit no chop for 1 week, just ogogoro and water.. Sometimes na people de create monsters, i live my school for ogun state, commot go badagry to settle bales and other dignitaries so she could claim lagosian, na uni den dey help stubborn people bang their gfs well, pocket money wey u drop, na she and school bf go use am buy condom, a word is more than enough for the stupid, if una like, continue spending on who no be your mama or daughter.

Lol..Na ladies the turn genuine guys to monsters.

And now a genuine lady who will be madly in love with you, will bear the consequences.

Cutehector:
main reason why you'll keep getting dumped because you have so much vile in your heart. I wish say na me break your heart sef. You go repent by force

Nawa o

Dude it's uncalled for na..She reacted to the subject of discuss genuinely, and you guys took it personal..

Now it will discourage others from doing so..

Make una begin calm down small..

Judd007:
She got too comfortable and believes I will always love her no matter her 4cups, I had to move.

That getting too comfortable eeh

Fashdeejay:
No matter what your father does, you are a product of his sperm upgraded. Focus the energy you are using to hate to become better than he is.... I do not support any father no being a good father but you'll realize more when you are old enough, you'll understand the reason why he is like this.... My dad once said to me and I quote him 'my father didnt do it for me, so why should I do it for you?' .... I became independent from my early teens, working and hustling, my mom tried her best and supported me with prayers.... But one thing I did was take care of them both.... Irrespective of the pain my dad put me through, I spent on him well before he died and he was appreciative of it. Don't be like your father.... Let the hate dissipate and love him irrespective and instead of burning all that energy hating, channel it into making your own greatness ..... The true victory in such battles is when you show him you are better by having him learn from you... Sometimes na bad situation dey jingah growth....

Failure44 go and laminate this comment...

Failure44:
My mother is a teacher.

I should collect money from a teacher??

Because money made from teaching is not money abii?

Failure44:
That woman has tried, she'll enjoy the fruit of her labour.
That man has made her suffer, I have still have memories of when I was 10-12 in primary 5.
How that man would fight with her to the extent blood would be on the wall .
How would fight with her naked, threatening to shoot us and kill my brothers in our sleep.

My childhood memories aren't good at all
I'll make sure I take her abroad, The hatred I have for that man and the zeal to make that woman enjoy is what pushes me.

Your father is Evil abii?
And your mom is a saint right?

Smh..Who planted this seed of hatred and disparity inside of you?

Now you are an Adult, have you tried to find out the cause of those fights you witnessed in your childhood? What extent have you and your siblings made to resolve it?

I will leave you to answer before we move to the next stage of discussion if you wish to.

Mariangeles:
This is beautiful.

Reminds me of when I made dresses for my doll with pieces of cloth gotten from a tailor shop close by, a razor, thread and a needle.
Putting the thread in the needle eye was never easy.
You'd have to lick the thread to straighten about a million times.

Lol...Girl child and taking care of their doll like say na live baby..

Give them this day, their daily Protein...

TOPCRUISE:
Added

Medical doctors

Tradernaija1:
A staged thing.

This one is just acting a script.

As in eeh..Uzodinma is funny..

He should explain to north who killed gulak..As at that time, Imo was burning, you hardly see people outside.

Gulak came to collect his balance since his business associate is not picking up.

Wahala for who no sabi hope sha.

blinking001:
Just have it at the back of your mind that you aren't going to remarry because your chances are really slim now. You aren't going to get genuine love from men especially after having 3 kids. The streets is cold.

Ensure that you're financially stable else you'll experience premium suffering in this life.

I wish you Goodluck.

Even single and untouched ladies with cool job/business never see road marry sef

ustanejnr:
The truth about this subject is

Bad people always end u with good people, because the know better and the can manipulate a good person into marriage.
Two bad people won't work, becos them know themselves

What is your definition of a bad person?

DispatcherLagos:
LoL.... it's a normal stunt that ambulance drivers performs. Go check the throttle of that vehicle and you will see a stone used in thrusting it hence the movement of the vehicle

You sabi...normal ambulance drivers stone throttle..

Bloggers don turn am to news..

VeryWickedMan:
Lol
See low budget plane with the fans exposed like a Rambo-era helicopter.

Cheap flight, cheap death

chai...

Mariangeles:
A nula m.

Cool.

pocohantas:
Some of you would rather die than call a spade what it is. Is Precious FFK’s first?

Was it feminists that told the first, second and third wife to leave? Abi all of them didn’t SUBMIT to FFK? FFK that even his own family are tired of, just like Kemi Olunoyo.

Make una try dey talk true abeg. It won’t kill you.

When a man value what he used to have, he will come back to it...Unless destiny and circumstances say otherwise.

Mariangeles hapu thread ndi nwuru anwu na aga ije ahu juputara na umu nwaanyi ike uwa gwuru...

Attacking younger ladies who doesn't align with their ideologies..

They ambushed you, and you fall for it..

Just chill up...

Okwa m ngwara gi maka over reactions some days ago..They waited for the opportunity..

Lekwa ka ha na etinyere hi oke rie onwuo na nri ebe o...lol..Gang up

Onye i metionuru, biara me kwa ka agwo o wu, gbapu.. O wu chief snake...It beats my Imagination you've not figured out...

Use head your head..I read through the comments in the that thread..Set up and gang up for OP and then long beef against you.

Be yourself, be happy.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. If u know that u rocked this game, say hi.

Ending man...

SEGA

Nitendo64

PS1

PS2

Now my baby bro got himself

PS 5...lmao we go still reach PS10

Back in the days, parents do ban vidoe games at home, if ours go work, we go hire jeje play till 3pm..

Haynnie:
Who never Bleep up hands in the air

Still I can't believe..

VeryWickedMan:
This couple Bleep will be very aggressive & drug-filled

Lmao...

You..to even think you cap it with my favorite meme..

Is good when lovers reunite...It doesnt pay to be bitter about simple issues..

The lady must have learnt her lessons as well...Na feminist motivation push her to misbehave..

She need to submit because FFK is a guy willing to provide and spoil his woman as longer as their is mutual respect.

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

I know say condom go follow enter this matters..

Haynnie:
Do you have a story of the most embarrassing thing that fell out of your pocket/bag?

I remembered some time ago when I went to get some groceries at the mall. I forgot I bought groundnut earlier before I got to the mall. I kept it in my pocket and went ahead to get my stuff. After picking the items I needed. I went straight to the cashier's desk and joined the queue. If you see the hot chicks that were behind me, even the cashier wasn’t left out in this contest of beauty. Omo, I was already thinking after paying for my groceries I’ll wait a little bit and make advances on any of them.

It got to my turn to pay. The cashier calculated my items and told me the price of what I bought. She asked me if I was paying with cash or a card.
I told her cash preferably. My right hand reached for my pocket. The moment I dipped my hand in, I withdrew the money and the groundnut escaped from the side and fell on the floor. The cellophane got burst and the groundnut sprawled in different directions.
I was just looking at the #50 groundnut littering the place I stood. The girls at my back saw the groundnut come out of my pocket and couldn't help but giggle. The cashier was just looking at me in a puzzled way as she extend her hand to receive the money for what I bought.
What got me embarrassed was when one lady who was struggling her way to the front queue said, “How fine boy go shook groundnut for pocket dey chop am like small pikin?”
I couldn't say anything, that day I wished everything could come to an end quickly because my ego has been dealt with and the motivation to approach turned zero.
I had to hurry and take my stuff out before they finish me with their hypocritical look.


There are more embarrassing experiences I had but I would like to hear from the house of NL what embarrassing thing has fell out of their pocket/bag

Lmao....Chai!

You fall hands o.

Grown up carrying groundnut for pocket

Anyways, it happened so you learn the lessons.

dosage150:
We men see it as our responsibility to give our spouse even when they have, but woman will see it as a favour, no matter how she claim to understand to support you,

once in a while she will let out the pride

Yea..Nature made a man a provider..

Provision is the responsibility.

And if you look at it in that sense, true true na favour. Favour obtained from the lord of which not all married men will.

Osisioma flyover...lol

FoolaniHellman:
First Flyover in Aba! Awon Elede

Yeye

Is it your flyover..

Creamypie:
APC was formed for buhari presidency, after buhari, all the structure collapses to other parties. Any old entitled criminal who thinks it's his birth right( turn) to take over after buhari is wasting his time.

Lol...No lies at all.

Moh247:
100 million Nigerians live on less than $2 dollars a day, that's ₦1000 per day

₦10,000 offered for a vote is over $15 USD or a week living cost

Now to give you a simple short story, on how poverty is a political tool weaponised

Pick up a live chicken, and start painfully pulling out it's feathers one after the other till you get it fully skin naked and dripping blood full of pain

Set the chicken free for half an hour

Return with a bag of maize (agbado) and millets

Put some in a pan and place it close to your feet

Soon hunger would make the chicken come back to you to feed forgetting the pain you caused it

Your narration is Spot on..

APC used Poverty to weaponize Nigerians.

It's a pity.

Today being sunday, some families are not sure of even one meal today..

UpInTheSky:
Umm, your post indicates that you didn't know this woman personally. You simply listened to hearsay (which isn't a credible source of information) from men whom she might've turned down and are now butthurt, met her thereafter and other than you assuming she needed a man you didn't have a negative encounter with her. Yet somehow you're taking the men's side that her singleness must be because of her bad attitude? Please make is make sense, because it's giving illogical.

We humans don't realize that from the day you were born, some people start monitoring and observe you without you being aware..This happens mostly to the girl child..Till she grows to become a woman..The next is recommendations and some families willl start looking for unripe fruit in her father's compound.

One of my female lecturers during undergraduate days, after class, she told the ladies in the class, these guys you see here are watching you..In fact they can write a novel about you ladies one by one.

In the same sense, she turn to the guys and said, it is vice versa..
Opposite sex observe eachother effortlessly.

My people will say when you pass who born, the next is who married.

2buffagain:
Bro it is more important with women as a softer attitude is in line with feminity, while a harder attitude, though unpleasant, still lends itself well to masculinity. This is why a woman will be okay and at times even prefer an aggressive man, but not the other way round.

Naturally a woman is to be the soft partner who uses her natural abilities to keep peace and calm in the home..

Comfortably she organizes and keeps her hot headed hubby in check...More of a feminine advantage.

Mothers of the old order were more Feminine..

But, Ladies of our Smart phone age are becoming more of Feminists..It breeds aggressiveness intentionally or unintentional.

Their is something super attractive about a feminine lady with a decent character...Men are awlays watching..Either to secure his wife, or for recommendations to his brothers, friends or close relatives who are ready to marry.

I pay attention to how a love interest treats outsiders..The clue is covered there.

Moh247:




₦10,000 × 15,000,000 PVC and votes. = Presidency

Cost of Presidency votes ₦150billion or $250 million USD

*Number of Local Government Authority 774

*Number of Poling Unit 176,846

* Minimum Number of deployed police per poling unit1 total police 200,000 cost to bribe ₦200,000,000

* Number of party agent per poling unit 1, cost of service for a day ₦10,000 . Total ₦200,000,000

* INEC adhoc bribe ₦1,000,000,000

* International observers bribe ₦200,000,000

* Journalist brown envelope ₦500,000,000

Estimated Grand Total $1 billion USD, ₦600 billion Naira

****Financing partners****

CBN

FG

Lagos State IRS

Alpha Beta consulting

Chinese EXIM bank

Chinese Government

Dangote PLC

APC state Governors



.

You are prepared with the Data...

Anyway, 2023 will be a different ball game from what is happening...People are fed up.

And Inflation keeps knocking..And it is 2estimated to be higher from Ember month..Meaning increased hardship.

50k to shop groceries hardly fill up sack bag..smh


APC was after snatching power, but not prepared to govern...It is their greatest undoing.


An this rate, even if IDI Amin becomes the president of Nigeria, I will move ahead...8years under Buhari deserve a survival party...

I will celebrate the day that Monumental failure hand over.