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emmanuelbrown26:
There are 3 things I don't discuss outside which are
1. Religion: we hv too many stupid religious idiots in Nigeria
2. Politics: stupid voters in Nigeria
3. Women: caused gender from garden of Eden

You problem tooooooooo long!



He said we have stupid voters...lmao... No lies sha..Ekiti leads in that aspect.

Any way it is cool.

emmanuelbrown26:
Lolssss, nnam not really. I don't flow with women, that's just it.

Flowing with women is one thing, having a soft spot for one is another thing..

Does that mean you don't have a girlfriend? Or say you've not dated any?

Mode4:
I have been thinking why the few peeps I know including some of my distant uncles who spent most of their years abroad came back to Nigeria to live when they became old. Is there something awkward about growing old overseas?

Even my sister in the US, has been telling me that once she gets old, she will come back to Nigeria to spend the remainder of her life. Folks abroad, what's really going on? Is there a harsh reality for the aged over there?

They are coming home to die...

EmptyGarden:
Someone clearly had $19m to throwaway.

It is called chilling with the Big boy...

He want to Bamba...lol

Mbaka is manipulative....I cancelled him years ago.

Thank God his type doesnt move me...If he is the only priest alive, I will kuku quit church and start doing it at home..

emmanuelbrown26:
Nothing like ike gwuru, I can't stand with a specie that's more cunny than serpent

Women don do you 30-40

Mariangeles:
E chela ya otu ahu.

Hapu go di your own style...You are among few rare breeds...

Think about the regular umu agboghobia ndi nke na enye nsogbu..na awa nne na nna ha ishi

lathrowinger:
Sorry, I don't reply terrorist people

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emmanuelbrown26:
No sir, and happy for not having any

Ike gwuru.

lathrowinger:
Everything about this guy are just lies.

Obi china

You Tinubu supporters are the most clueless supporters in Nigeria's political history..

You bring up fraudulent cases here and there, without thinking how Tinubu is fraudulently feeding fat off Lagos tax..

He has been docked for fraudulent cases At CCB.

He has cases to answer...It's a pity...Too many reveals will come up when INEC lift Embargo on campaigns...

I hope you guys are ready?


Urchins.

leofab:
don't look for devil bro.. Man is capable of all evil.. Soviet (Russia ) hasn’t apologize for all the evil they did in Soviet Union.

Lol.. And they are painting USA black..smh

emmanuelbrown26:
D generation females we hv are nothing to write home about.

Do you have a sister?

Mariangeles:
'ke ahu gbasara ya.


I believe boys are more difficult to raise though.

Boys ke?
I grew up in a family of boys you know? Training them is one..just be tight and firm.

Mana I huru nwaanyi, hehehehe sensitive and you must provide her basic needs, o no hu kwa na management o... Unless ma i choro ka ndi ara no na street jiri ya mee ihe egwuriegwu.

One of my cousin nwere 5daughters and a boy.

God..E no easy o.

But I like the girl child, I am ready to train them with their brothers..

emmanuelbrown26:
U dad must be a real nigga, daddy of d century. Female will always mak u question your chi

I still want the girl child and my boys..

Very important.

All they needed is guidance..And honesty from the parents..If you are honest to them, they will figure out lies and deception from the mystery side..

leofab:
they took the blame because they didn’t do much to avert the incidence that lead to his death.. but how will they fight for someone who is aligning with their enemy…

NATO+ USA and Soviet Union...smh These two seperate unions have out done the devil in this life..

emmanuelbrown26:
I hv being opportuned to be in d midst of kids of both gender. Male kids are damn stubborn without grudges while female kids are mysterious.
To handle a male kid is just common sense.
No matter how rough a male is, he always knows his root, if he doesn't know his root, he will always ask, unlike female

Lol...Did you say girls are mysterious?

Well it comes from the fact they learn the adult way quicker than expected.

A lady born in the same year as yours, is 4years older than you in the scheme of things..

By the time she gets to 18, men don dey whistle and look anyhow around your compound..

An 18year old boy still dey find who he go insult online or probably facing Jamb and ASUU.

You just have to be smarter, sensitive and Intelligent to raise a girl child in our world today...If not things and things go dey happen under your nose...

fergie001:
Arrest and humiliation of Lumumba (December 1960).

Mobutu See Seko was the pro-Western backed leader.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0y4PaJH4M

And the Imperialist USA were fingered in this atrocity...smh.

One out of many...They will always use your brother to eliminate you if you don't do their wish.

They backed a crook like Mobutu seseseko against a refined Lumumba..

In some cases the committed atrocities, In some they redeemed a people going extinct BY supporting a rebellion..

Example in Rwanda.

FalseProphet1:
The previous owner of your car was a chain smoker, your car enjoyed it's previous owner cos he ensured that smoke saturated the whole car.

Unfortunately, when you bought it, you stopped smoking and the car after growing tired of waiting for you to saturate smoke around it decided to improvise. That's what you're expecting right now. Your can has taken matters into it's own hands.

This I have seen.

Clown...

Mariangeles:
Hapu oga Emma! E mee ugbu a, ya si na ya wu elder.

Lol...Something must have made him arrive at such a critical decision..

Well, ufodu umu nwoke di otu ahu..My Dad said looking how some girls of this Generation behaves, God must have a reason why he gave him four boys with no daughter..Maybe he for don shoot somebody by now..

tweakdude1:
Don't join any stupid gang rather channel you energy into something productive.

Real ladies falls for men with visions

Truth.

Alaigbopress:
I came to this Forum to complain about how my Girlfriend always posts pictures of her ex on her Status and uses his pictures as her screensaver.

Here is the link to the thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7133811/girlfriend-keeps-posting-ex-pictures

After her explanations which looked like Truth. We moved on and I have to make a Counter post where I nearly insulted Nairalanders who came to my help with loads of advice to dump the Girl. Here is the link to the second thread I made which also made the front page.

https://www.nairaland.com/7138678/lost-girl-friend-followed-advice

Please Nairalanders forgive me for not heeding to your advice, and also the way I spoke to You guys. I am really sorry about that.

This morning I woke up again and went through her Status and saw another guy she posted on her Status. Jokingly I asked her if this is the Okechukwu (not my name) she is talking about and putting Love Emorji for because she has done that several times. So I was expecting her to tell me that the guy is her Cousin or a relation and to my chagrin she told me the guy is her ex and that she just loves the picture.

I now reprimanded and scolded her that I had warned her not to post anything ex both pictures or videos on her Status. That was when this same girl told me that it is over between us that I complain a lot bla bla bla.

WHY AM I WRITING THIS
I am writing this to advise my fellow guys.
Guys please You have to be careful with these girls, some of them are very heartless, wicked and very manipulative.

Today I am joining the Redpill Gang full time.

One break up and you are doing redpill..

I laugh when people try to counter some cool advise here..Some members have passed through similar experience, and most times bare it all here since it is a faceless forum.

With Wisdom you read in between line and choose the advise carefully..Most na real life experience.

And you came back insulting people that advised you for free of charge

When a woman is into you, other men around her are like women to her...But, when she starts catching feelings for another man, some things about you will begin to irritate her..Then comes the quarrel and nagging, with time she is out on planB..

Don't use this one to judge sha, likely she is gaming you (manipulating).

Senior man still dressed like a SiSi Eko....


Wahala ooo.

emmanuelbrown26:
When we see d fact, we always try to shy away from it which is bad. Many people prays to hv male children than female children, coupled with d rate female children are going wild. Female child can never be for me

So you never see male wey dey go wild? I mean the ones that live on Canadian loud, Crystal meth etc...Come still the beat him mama and papa join

You only pray for the wisdom to carryout the parenting for you and your wife...And pray for God to guide their path.

While you and your wife do the basics..

strykr:
Apologies to all gender activists, feminists and all. This might not be a politically correct topic, but I'm sure most people have thought of this before.
Personally, I preferred female kids, but some recent happenings have made me change my mind. Right now, I think I'll prefer more male kids... I feel male kids might be stubborn when young, but as they grow, they tend to be more cool headed and less troublesome.
What do u think?.... Once again apologies to whom it may offend..

If wishes will come through, 2girls, 2boys.

But, if God says otherwise, they are already loved and cherished as they come one after the other..

emmanuelbrown26:
Male child any day, anytime. If no bi male child na nothing.
I will rather remain like dis than bringing a female child

Life is unfair...I hope you know what you pray for, might come the opposite way.

It does happen in cases of child bearing.

nabiz:
I need additional one boy then I will stop

If the addition come be girl nko?

Na so my papa find baby girl come end up with 4guys..

You have a cute family..First daughters and Daddy's bond though..

Unzerious:
Packet Shirt!! been Making a Man Happy since 80's

If we no wear packet shirt, wetin we gain?

Tokskob2008:
The way to an African man's heart is giving him a correct and sumptuous African meal. Glad to know the new bride understands the concept early as this will reduce her a lot of grief down the line.

As in eeh...She understands the Marital union to a greater percentage.

Nwodosis:
Na real wife be that!

Them don too sabi themselves which is needed.

Treasure17:
They must have offended iyemoja.

I can see righteousness composing epistles.

Lol...Yemoja.. water goddess the chill you go dey blame her.

Poorly constructed houses that is not in line with Topography of the area will always suffer consequences like this.

smartoliver:
That's not a pant but a garter ffs! Why do y'll publish rubbish?

Bloggers are evil...Anything for the money is a goal for them.

Samfloxin:
Single mother sported. I told my wife point blank that she should forget going to spa. I will do the job without pay. How can you explain to me that a fresh dude will be massaging your body and you will not feel Hot.

Your comment na rib cracker....

Please don't allow her o..lol I wonder how one can get a full body massage without feelings to complete happy ending..unless the person no dey active..


Just perfect your massage skills. She massage you, you massage her..
If need be, get shea butter and the necessary massage oil.

Massage should be a must for couples, After the daily stress..It is important to relax the body..And the deep sleep that comes after everything.