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iCauseTrouble:
I don break my own yesterday.

too quick.

obembet:
Just reserve your girlfriend own o. Givers never lack

Funny

aribisala0:
I remember a certain Mbu and Amaechi

AIG Joseph Mbu

One of the toughest cops we had back then...

domino4211:
An arranged abduction to go suck some ex's diick before tying the nuptial knot. We know all these tactics.

She can still do it without kidnapping arrangement...But wait o, why are u guys insisting she went for knacks.

Petty guy...

FIFApresident1:
I can't imagine someone else sleeping with the woman I married, how am I gonna feel after hearing about it or seeing it with my two eyes.
My life is not going to remain the same again even after divorcing her.

Your life will remain the same bro, You will only divorce her amd and move on...If she cheats, you are no longer enough for her.

Trumann:
Your money is chicken change, that is why you are not feeling it.

Dangote..

Give me Elephant change na..Akpa-Amu..

Nairaland billionaires sef.

OlujobaSamuel:
Some of us doing OTC withdrawal use it to run cash business too, it's not like we are keeping the cash idle under bed.
I run a POS business, i discovered that some of us gets cash base on who you sabi inside bank while some are unable to. The day i went to the bank and i was turned down, a lady left ahead of me with fund obviously more than what they intend to give me.
At the entrance to one of the banks in my area, the bank is even having an official POS stand, yet the ATMs of this bank wasn't dispensing except for a machine out of 6.

We only excuse POS agents...Because they have replaced our banking sytsem of the old.

MALIGNANTGuest:
WOMEN also leave men on daily basis to get married to better enriched men, but hardly would you see a man ridicule himself like this.
It's shameful and defaming!
I have seen a married woman with 3kids abandon
her wealthy husband because he isn't as educated as she is, meanwhile, same man trained her through secondary & university. Yet this my former neighbor never ran mad like this.


I really pity this Lady's next bait.
He may pay with his Life!

The next man is in for a hot oil..

She is plain stupid...Cursing with her undies and fluids from her vagina..Na stupidity...Own goal sef

Men get treated like thrash and dumped for a bigger guy and heaven no fall...E reach her turn, kasala burst.

Na only a mother can do that...

Then, a father or an elderly person strongly offended without remorse.

EkehPraise:
Top of the morning dear Nairalanders..

I think I have found the girl of my dreams and she ticks all the boxes for me except that she has said our relationship should be a no sex relationship till marriage because we intend to settle down this year by God's grace.
So please if you have been in a no sex relationship kindly share tips on how to preserve it and be steadfast till we tie the knots.
Thank you.

I really need good advice because I want this to be my Bus-Stop.

She ticks your boxes fine..

Next is on to God..Lord will give you a sign.

For sex, relax it will come naturally as far as you two find each other attractive.

I hope you arr the man of her dreams too If woman no rate you like that, you no go see pant..If you try see na under strict rules and hurdles..

Note: I am not a fan of no sex till marriage, marriage starts when we both agreed to spend forever...

Wedding is a formality..

Paying her dowry is the main, as it carries the blessings from both sides to the new home.

Ssoil:
That one concern joro me I’m getting married this year millions or no millions

You rebuke Joro and his advise

BigDawsNet:
. If you want to marry a rich, smart, and beautiful woman—you will end up marrying three times

Or more...

Holla911:
Isn't this world a strange place ? Imagine a bachelor with no progressive dating history preaching relationship and marital advice

Joro na single guy, but my country people turned him to celebrity marriage expert...

Na juju.

Anigreat:




He's not far from the truth.

I used one Facebook account to attack my simp uncle who's in Wales doing nothing rather than sniffing a woman's undies

Your craze don tey sha...

Edoziesmart:
So all the things you are buying you use mobile banking?
Don't come and sound itk for here please.

No matter how cashless they told us to go, you must surely have fiat in hand to pay for products and services

Someone above said he/she went to withdraw 500k OTC...Like in this age??

Transaction above 20k I won't give you cash...If you don't accept transfer or card payment, It is Aurevoir!.
So is it 19k that will make me stand on a long bank queue while observing the Covid stuffs associated with bank? Not me...POS agent must chop small...After all we rise by lifting others.

Time is money...It takes deeper reasoning to understand that.

Throughout 2021 I made use of ATM withdrawal twice...One around Easter and sometimes in August...I even made a post about that on whatsaap, and my friends laughed over it.

Some bank apps even permits upto 5million naira per day.

We've been advised to go cashless, but some people still want to act Ignorance of such policy...

I didn't witness this in Owerri though.

Can't even remember last time I used bank ATM or OTC transactions.

festacman:
So even ordinary lesbian relationship that we thought should be easy and simple is complicated!

Las Las nothing is easy in this world.

Easy kee....

Two women cannot live free in a room without the issues...But, ten men can.

I feel it is soo natural with females...Again most are territorial, if not all..

tutudesz:

Mini comrade...

You guys eeh..

dollynnn:
Lol
This one too is trying hard to remain relevant

She told you the absolute truth!.

High calibre men in her DM will shock you..In this life, just fine even if na small, 50% of your problem is solved.

NaijaMutant:
You're so lucky Trump was not reelected as President, he would have shown you madness for madness.

Islamic terrorists thrive when you don't match their madness with a higher degree madness.

Go ask Israel.

Lol..

Sometimes violence taketh by force.

Soleimani was on the wanted list for years...When ever it is time to do the needful, they will.

They know all the high power world terrorists...When your cup full, they will position the sniper.

tiswell:
pray against same fate on you

It will not happen...He that is in me ia greater..Some are very avoidable errors...Anyways God gives, and he takes.

saajus:
People should not be dying like chicken during d delivery. The percentage is very low in advanced nations. I beg men in Ng, save a lot of money and take ur wives to good hospitals during pregnancy. They would have seen many things that cld go wrong during d delivery.

We also need to educate ppl on C/S. Ppl can deliberately choose C/S if they don't want to go thru d delivery pain. C/S is not bad luck cos I've seen our ppl always praying for pregnancy women that, they won't use knife deliver their baby

Like one of my US based friend will say, it is only in third world countries you will hear a woman died while giving birth to a new life...smh.


We will get there one day.

babyfaceafrica:
It's an African thing though. Na Africans see marriage as success. Europeans and Americans don't think like that. People earning 100k having three children, imagine... No be juju be that

We still have whites that cherish the marriage institution..After all people procreate every day there.

Even some families with larger numbers live below that income...
Life na cutting your coat according to your clothe.

MufasaLion:
Woah! Trying to picture these things makes it more scary and would never wish it on an enemy. Living with such pain is unimaginable.

Very scary..

kasheemawo:
Those people from that side that are begging Tinubu not contest will they beg Jonathan too not to contest or I should mind my business ?

Buhari is working to hand over to Jonathan and not Tinubu...

2023 is next year..

MufasaLion:
Damn!

2022, death is almost everywhere. The husband's heart must be shattered by now. Joy and pain at the same time.

Shattered is an understatement, similar thing happened to my Uncle, He lost almost everything as he was lost in thoughts and way forward...

Newly married wife died on delivery...
One bad I cannever wish for an Enemy sef.

It took my Uncle few years to recover...yet that still created small problem as his immediate family is looking like as if it is a polygamous home.

I still have two friends whose wives left them almsot similar situation last year...They are yet to rcover...They amlost cry on their status..

It is painful.

tensazangetsu20:
It's mostly Africans foolish broke men that believe having kids is a blessing. All over the world men are avoiding marriage as it leads to severely lower living standards. It's so bad in so many countries now that government is even offering incentives to people to have a family. It's only in Nigeria and other shithole African countries that people see having a family as a good thing whereas na suffering dey wait o

This mentality though...

So which is better, to remain single after the comfortable life achieved?

Bleep random women, attend functions and do a DORIME stuff right? Smh.

My brother no matter how you choose to avoid marriage, it is still a journey worth the sacrifice with a good plan and the right person...
It is stressful but worth it...

In OP's Interesting write up..

He was direct and factual with his views without an act of political correctness.

A man is a provider...No matter how you avoid marriage, you will keep providing for random unserious ladies just for the fun amd and few minutes of pleasure...Which fades away as you age and with almost no companion...Nobody has ever remained young forever.

The choices you made today, will determine your fulfilled tomorrow.

I rather spend that little money I have made on one interesting lady who bears my offsprings, than live an unexamined life of unaccounted bachelorhood... My people say flesh no too dey fish head.

A man is a bread winner, if your wife win Akara(beans cake) then everywhere go stew with happiness and joy.

All you need is a lady who ticks your boxes to a greater percentage, and as well share mutual respect, understanding and love...Everyother thing will fall in place.

Due to economic situations, things might change in some homes...The wife may now turn breadwinner...The husband should as well win Akara and appreciate eachother's effort.

If you appreciate the one who makes the AKIDI, she will make another one...

Most humans especially women don't know how people cherish appreciation...It goes down deeper.

mirinder:
givam bele sharpsharp make i come chop rice

Bring your sister first

KingAzubuike:
During nysc I was scared of it o.. you know most PPA dey give lodge during nysc and your sexcapades is usually limited . Unlike renting your own apartment where you can Bleep whatever you want. Most f my colleagues always wanted to borrow my room but I declined on so many occasions. Naso dem dey turn am to fight most times say I dey do like woman lol. How can I be traveling and you go tell me to drop my keys with you haha what if anything happens which person house dem go first come to carry the occupant. Moreover I can't drop keys knowing fully well that I don't know what might be going on inside. If na one off sexcapades you wan do fine but telling me to drop keys with you that one na no no.

NYSC is the mother of all paroles...

Sexcapades is not limited in NYSC o, Ones you get fellow colleague wey like you, Na for packet you go dey buy CD o..

Actions happen anytime..

JosephXavier:
Don't lend money to a lady

You'll definitely get insulted when you ask for your money back

You don chop Insult tire..

AmancalledGod:
Good morning friend's, please i really need an urgent answer to this, thou for now I'm still staying with my people (parent's) pls is it proper for a friend to carry a woman to your parent's house to sleep over obviously to have sex with the girl, when your parent's is not around. He has be begging me to allow him come over with the girl.

I have agreed shaa, but I'm still thinking of it if i could have a change of mind.

If na your parents house or your marital home, don't give in to such...Just help him with some cash to afford a guest house at least...He will never forget the gesture.

You only run this as a bro, if na your own apartment, and you are not married..If you are married don't allow such in your home, it a disrespect to your woman and you as well.

KingAzubuike:
All these sorta friends borrowing their friends room just to have fun with their girls.. very common in university and nysc. Worse of all, the way they'll mess up your room , you'll regret giving them.

It is a normal for guys weh sabi...Forget all this righteous talks up there, some don carry babe go their guy's place or their guys don run show for their apartment...

Too many hypocrites.

What I won't do or allow is running the stuffs in my parent's house...
Or my marital home..This two homes are sacred.

If na my apartment as a bachelor, no problem as long as na your main babe and not a random ashawo...Guys are always there for each other at some point...Wetin man do for him fellow man na hold for me...