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Mariangeles:
Make everywhere burst abeg!
Before person go dey there dey form cool, another person go come dey take wetin be your own.




Most likely.
Especially the one that had the audacity to tell the op's older sibling that she'll be staying at their house.
That effrontery of that entitlement came from somewhere.



Yes, he has the right to be in a relationship, but he shouldn't be secretive about it.




Agadi gwoga ofe!



I si piston and rings?

Onwehu ihe OP na umunne ya ga emeli o, If the try anything, it will be a case of i mete Agu na ura..

Mpa ya na emekorita with them...Onwere ike sef ihe a wu style the man ji akpobataga nwunye ohuru ya..

You know such girls wu ni ndi na enye ju ya umu nwoke afor o tu okwesiri ...

O nu riwere eriwe a dila committed.

Nwaanyi ishi na poor family with poor moral upbringing wu ihe ojoor...

We still have poor people with excellent morals.

I pity OP with his siblings in this poor condition ha nor, mpa ya na acho i create ri ha more problems

O nwere ike, ya na Adanne ya bukata family, ya shiwe ike ha ahaa ya ga luru partners nke ha..After all problem no dey finish.


O wunu piston and rings wunu obi engine...ya gbada onye ahu awuola agadi...

Gi na this your statement "Agadi gwoga ofe"
You know ndi agadi gwogburu onwe ha na ofe..
Especially ndi mpa.

Mariangeles:
Owudi ya.
She might be crazy, but she's never rude.

Crazy nke ya wu on another level...

Imagine na nwa m bia lewe ebe mu na nwunye m na enwe mmeko.. chineke ekwela ihe ojoor.

Twoclans:
Haaaaaaaaaa

I hope you are just catching cruise.

@ OP please discount this opinion.

Lmaooo

Mariangeles:
Iyaebe!

Iya ara...

GenderMix:
I think flogging is too brutal and may cause another problem for her. However, i will try to be stern about it. I appreciate your response

Don't ever go this way....And mind you, she knows you having sex with her mom..

Don't joke with keeping the doors locked...never loose guard...And thing she see or hears at this age will stamp in her mind for life...


For example; you talk true things you saw as a little boy years back, don't you reminisce them?

Just get your wife to outsmart her with bed time stories till she sleep...Then you can go ahead...

When it's vacation, she can go see her maternal mum...Or your mum it is very important for the girl child...She has a lot to learn from the elderly women which will help her understand life deeper..

Please don't let her see you and your wife in action...It will affect her growing up...Guys are not smiling...And curiousity kills the cat.

Many ladies who went the street way passed through that....Please lock your door.

Stevenbright:
She and her mum should sleep in her room. When you both need to be intimate, your wife will come to your room at night when the little child is fast asleep!

Planned sex is boring as soaked garri..

Impromptu is best...Like this now, OP go wait like person weh play bet till his daughter is fast asleep.

daddytime:
Hmmm...this is a very very tricky one.


1. Did we make a mistake by letting her sleep on same bed with us considering she is just 4?

Yes, this is where you guys missed it. She should have been introduced to her room by age 3 at the latest.

2. Is it too late to force her to her room?

Never, it can't be too late. It's time to let her know who's in charge and the boss.
Kids are like "puppies or dogs". They play on your intelligence and patience to an elasticity and should you fall for the " blink-first" game, you'd remain their puppy and always at their mercy.


3. How do we go about making sure she gets used to her room without disturbing us?

Like "NIKE", just do it.
Introduce her to her room, make her understand she's a big girl now and needs to act like one. The best person to implement this should be mummy. The trick should be to spend time with her gisting and telling her stories until she falls asleep. She'd rebel for a while but after a while she'd eventually get used to it.


4. If she asks what we are doing at night, like the case where she almost caught us, what would be a good reply that would sound logical and educative for her own growth.

She shouldn't be encouraged or given any reason to ask such " adult" questions. However, in a case where you both get careless and she stumbles in on you, if you weren't caught in your "birthday suites" just tell her you and mummy were praying.


5. Is her jealousy normal?

Isn't she a girl? Ask her mummy


Patronize my signature below..

Question and answer times...

Zenzu01:
Stupid talk.. As if Prince Ned dey toast any girl.

Most girls date the guy they love but later get married to anybody that is loaded and ready to settle down.

Even if you right with that dating and marriage...

Do you think Regina woke up one day and found herself in her husband's house?

Joke with such men and their perfect wooing skills and watch them do wonders...

I had this client in 2018 I did a project for...During that time while driving to attend a function, we a dark complexion lady...A typical example of black is beautiful...
This man pull over, rolled down the glass and complimented the lady..Wow come and see blushing.. If he was too forward that day, he will get her contact and take things up from there..Which is normal..

A bold and very confident man is awesome.

Use am woo that your crush, ones you hear I will think about it, go and prepare for the Final match as you have won second leg of the semi-finals...

Mariangeles:
You dey ask?

Heyyyyy.....Amahum kwa m na ima o..

O wu such girls ka ndi mpa ji ezu ike na village and elsewhere.
The men take advantage of their poor and materialistic nature...Then, the ladies in turn take advantage of the men and their useless konji and void created by their wives.

It's a win win situation for them...i nyem mu enye gi stuffs..

Chai I too talk..

Mariangeles:
Are there no tough ones among you, between you and your siblings?
What you and the older siblings among you should do is to mobilize yourselves, go to that family, and give them a stern, as in stern warning to stay away from your dad, otherwise, you all will not be held responsible for what happens afterwards.
Shake their wretched ass up!
The battle line has been drawn! Whatever happens, happens!

No offense, but I wouldn’t doubt that your dad is already sleeping with at least one of the girls, especially the brazen one that wants to stay at your house. I mean, the nerve!

Whatever you all(siblings) do, do united! Including confronting your dad.

You want everywhere to explode..

OP's father is either banging one or about to bang one of those girls...

It is dicy, but even in the eyes of scripture, his Dad is single for 12yrs now..He probably need a companion which is a must...But he is being too careless with it...

He needs an advanced lady ga a stand kwa as mother figure to OP's little siblings...

Mana di man choro fresh onu ugu baby.... Uwa di soft...

Poverty wu ihe ojoor...And it is a mindset thing..

Okwa maka ego Noodles na coke ka nwa agbogho 23yrs piston and rings ka wu brandnew ji emehere ebiri mpa ya ukwu smh uwa nke a sef..

Mariangeles:
On top their own papa?



Of course, he doesn’t know what he’s doing, so he should never be left alone.
Baba eyes don enter those girls, so them come dey use am cash out.
Fear those poor family wey children, especially girls dey plenty.

so you know this?

Mariangeles:
I hukwa gi ehn…

Heyyyyy!!! Adikwam safe bikonu...


O lee ihe m mere..

Mariangeles:
I hukwa gi ehn…

Heyyyyy!!! Adikwam safe bikonu...


O lee ihe mere..

This man sef...

flokii:
MC Oluomo.. Minister for Transportation in the making

No...

Mc oluomo incoming chief of staff to the president...

Joke of a country

Fred166:
I married my beautiful wife January this year, I Love my wife so much, I have never cheated on her since we got married. I opened a business for her worth 900k. i've already promised her a car this coming year (well I ride camry muscle and I'm tired of sharing the car with her).

My wife is too lazy, all she cares about is her eye lashes, make-up, nails and watching Zeeworld all day, She goes to her shop 10am and return 3pm, She barely take care of the house. Sometimes the plate I used for breakfast before going to work would still be on the dining table unwashed when I return. Her make-up tools and bag littered everywhere in our sitting room.

We're expecting our 1st child, Now that She's pregnant (4 months) she's worst. Na so so chop chop, I will jokingly say babe Pls don't go out of shape I won't look ur side again, Is like the more I beg, the more she chop chop. ...weird food carvings. Coconut water and bread, shawarma and pepper soup with sugar cane in her hand, I dare not buy it for her otherwise I won't sleep.

I still cook when I'm back from work. Anytime I tried to talk to her, she would say can't I see she's pregnant, she's having waist pain, leg pain, Infact body pains. I wanted to employ a maid she refused, she spoke ill about maids, she said they are husband snatchers e.t.c.

3 days ago, She asked me to renew our dstv sub and I refused. Yesterday I noticed she has done it (first time). I saw her watching Zeeworld, laughing sheepishly and pointing to the TV, I needed to watch man united match so I changed the channel, she dragged the remote control from me and changed it back to Zeeworld, she said I'm too stingy, I didn't sub for her, I refused to buy her a car.

I don't know what to do. With her lazy attitude I'm scared during delivery she would be saying I can't push o.

Experienced men help a brother.

This one no be case joor...

You married a slay baby...Enjoy her beauty sha..

When i was growing, I used to wonder why some very handsome men with cool cash, marry not so beautiful looking ladies...

When I started dating, I began to see the reasons...That actually the facial beauty and attractions are mere optical illusion...Then, I realized what my mother will always tell I and my brothers, the beauty of a woman is buried deep in her character, intelligence and understanding...

If you are marrying, marry who will add value to what she met on ground..Marry who will accelerate your growth, development and prosperity...As you will actually reciprocate same.

In summary, your partner should be an asset

Enjoy your liability... you were blinded by facial beauty which will fade away like a milk going rancid with time...

Carry your cross bro...

As for the craving, don't deny her the cravings, it something natural for most women when pregnant..especially if it is their first...Na lack understanding make you no reason am this way...

You spent 900k to fix a business for her..hehehehehe haven't you heard about the statement " Give gold to those who know the value ?

When helping your woman in business, you first observe small one she is doing and has passion for, that is how you can step in to make it bigger for her...
As long as you guys are cool with it, and it will give her time for mother/wife duties...

Oga enjoy your wife sha..

You want to buy her a car? as per what, is it necessary for her at this stage? You guys can share the one you have...I hope you know what it takes to maintain a car right?

Unless her business demands that, it is not necessary for now...Except you are the show-off type.

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..
You

Lmao...so we still get side girl friend problem no dey finish...And na this side one men the like practice all fetish and weird sexual fantasies....E go dey sweet una well...And you go dey pour inside without worry na

Condom is cheap and affordable, yet ....

Oga no kill person daughter o

This one weh no gree abort, na strong person o, he/she fit be future president of Nigeria...If una kill am we will not take it...

You ignored withdrawal.

You ignored condom.

You ignored postinor within 24-72hrs , now you are asking for advice..On how to kill future Naija president abii

Try it na

Mariangeles:
The below post by the ex says it all.


I give kudos to the lady for not making herself available to be used, and for being bold enough to call off the sham of an engagement publicly.

Lol...

He is a social media fellow and a regular naija celeb..They stay at home and live their lives for the gram..

He is usually loud with his opinion, stupidity don catch am with this one...

He thought it's the regular naija babe that will calm because he is a public figure...At least ya zawa nwunye tochi nke ex housemate..

He isn't aware this one wu baby oku ma watsup..

The social media show off and validation is not just my thing at all...O wu nu ya mere I can't post anything na thread nri...It is not my kinda life...Solo and private..I wonder ihe people huru na seeking attention and public validation.

Onye zuo ugbo ala ya gbara gawa na Social media.

Onye bido relationship ohuru, uka agwula...Ya were PDA meruo ndi mmadu ahu na SM.

Ya luo di ma owu nwaanyi, Nigeria ga ama..

Any little thing social media...

I see it as inferiority complex issues......

A confident and contented person is gold....In fact a diamond ma ya wuru nwaanyi..

MrMurdah:
A reminder why you should stop proposing in public places with people covering it on their phones and begging the babe to agree.

A very silly way to ask someone to marry you.

It shows insecurity and a lack of belief so you want to put the person under pressure publicly.

Better babe.

Your head dey there.

Imported tradition..

Way back, wedding cards and jingles are the only way to announce couples...Now engagement party and others have replaced the age long traditions...

People now carry engagement For years sef

FORWARDEVERLY:
Feminist dn Dump SIMP..

What a caption...

bluefilm:
Where is the picture of the girl lemme see if she's even worth it?

Don't bother yourself...I wasn't convinced she is a wife when I saw the post yesterday...

A dancer/ entertainer/ and a tatoo girl


In a house like mine, my papa will give you a matching order...No be him una go disgrace..

For Africa..

Tochi is foolish though after all his noise on SM... ....Bad taste and seeking for public validation..The babe is smart.

These BbN people and attention seeking will keep destroying themselves..

The most dangerous people to avoid on earth are those who seek attention and public validation at all cost...They are something else..

Mariangeles:
This is pathetically unfortunate and unfortunately pathetic.

Smh...bia kowara m ihe i jiri dee ihe a..

ayusco85:
How do u know

Every guy man suppose know..

Mariangeles:
More like funny.

Ufodu umu nwaanyi ji a surprise m with udi ihe na eme ha attract na ahu nwoke..

Onwere nke si m na owu nice dentition na smile....oooh!!! Church.

Brendaniel:
How many times have they released money for this road...

I tire o... that road as far back as 2013 is a big mess...And they are still releasing fund for it 2022...smh

Naija my country

ayusco85:
There are several ways to sire a male child according to some legends and folk lore.

1. Face your wife to the North when making love.

2. Make sure your wife doesnt take lemon, its baby girl fertilizer

3. Doggy style is proven to deliver male child, the position ensures closeness to the womb and the Y chromosome which is faster but dies quicker than the slower X chromosome will reach the eggs faster in that position.

4. Have long dick so u can touch ur wifes womb and that way the Y chromosome will hit the target on time before the slower X chromosome

5. Pray

Crazy comment....Some are true sha...

Ishilove:
Save which marriage? Oga na you dey fire the female children inside her belle and na wetin you deposit she go give you.

Yeye dey smell

Biology in secondary school days made us believe this things you said up there..

Yes a man deposits the XY- chromosomes.

A woman holds XX - chromosomes.

A man can deposit xy, but y is usually fragile and doesnt survive in an unfriendly environment....Subject to acidic/alkalinity of the receiver medium.

In essence, a woman plays a major in determining sex of a child...not just the depositor alone.

If her body medium is unfavourable, A container load of Y will never amount to anything.

This one and Bob are giving women a run for their gender...

Aidejay:
What will you do if a man gives you 400k naira?


I had an experience today, I saw some girls jubilating that a man gave one of them 400k naira just like that. As a gift for her to support her education. After hearing their story of grand luck and achievement I began to ponder, looking at the climate of things happening in Nigeria and around the world I want to know is it possible for a man to give a girl 400,000 naira just like that and not ask for anything in return, not even a glass of water?

According to the story these ladies were narrating the girl that got the money met the man at a bus stop where she was standing waiting for a car and he gave her a lift in his jeep to the saloon, she said during the drive they began to talk and he was impressed with the conversation and her intelligence so he decided to support her education. That was how he collected her account number and transferred 400k.

Now this story to me is pretty unbelievable, I have many questions. I didn’t ask them cause I was busy doing my work and overhearing their gist.

First question is that, is it possible for a man to give a lady 400k just like that and ask for nothing in return? In fact, lacing the giveaway with advice on how she should focus on her education and not let men destroy her life. Is it possible that in this climate of rituals, fraud, crime and prostitution a man can give a lady 400k like that and not even think twice about it?

To me ooh! If it was my sister or relation, I would have insisted that the man come to our house in front of the whole family and give her the money. Why would a lady simply accept that kind of thing? and not even say come let me show my father and mother who gave me this money. Cause in the old days if strangers gave us money, we take the money plus the stranger to our parents. We show them everything. But it looks like nowadays this has become a normal Monday morning event.

I just held my mouth let it not be like I am insulting them or abusing this "favour from God" that they have received from a kind stranger.

I believe if anybody wants to give anybody money be it a boy or girl, man or woman. From the bottom of their hearts then they should take it to the person's house at the front of the family and friends and present it.

Somethings sound too good to be true.

It happens on a regular..

Hope is closing in on Okorocha's men....


Interesting times ahead.

Mariangeles:
Hehehehehahahahahaha
What a question!

Well, not the ones with the ladies' kind of butt.

Hehehehehe nwoke nwere udi ike nwaanyi wunu hormonal problem..

I feel it is strictly a feminine stuff and attraction...Just like a clean, masculine guy would be.
Well, ufodu nwere udi ihe na eme ha attract in the opposite sex..Which could be fantasies..

Mana aka na eche kwa ihe Nwaanyi ga eji ike nwoke eme..

I si what a question..hahahahaha o di blunt?

Iyaebe:
Men with butt?lol very unattractive

I tire o..