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Sonnobax15:

Good for you..

It's even better that you've refrained from pertaining in the sins of the world... Personally, myself,I haven't had sex for the past 4 years.. Sometimes when I tell people,they think I'm joking, perhaps Simply because I love joking alot.....But lemme tell you something op, everything about sexxx is highly overrated......Na guyman wey dem never admit for general hospital once because of too much lashing dey say he wor make lashing him mission for life.....

Las las, lashing no dey give award or trophy for being the best lasher.. Instead na insults from those unreformed NIGERIAN nurses for general hospital you go receive full your Belle.

Lol....nawa o...4yrs?


Sex is not overrated, but seeing it as food is the problem.

When you have good sex with the right person, you can't but appreciate it.

Lashing wey carry you go hospital seem like you do it as competition rather than the pleasure it is made for.

mariahAngel:
Ngwanu ooo! Dis one pass me!

Lmao....

aimmoney9:
janemena

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Smh...una get mouth sha...

fourboys:
This is one of the reason I advise our men to always marry a virgin, but no dey go find one intergram model , wey dey share her nude pics and video steady,
Let me tell u, if u marry a virgin, 80percent of ur problems are gone, her nude vid no go surfix, her ex no go disturd ur marriage and most importantly DNA is not needed at all. Any girl that doesn't fvck around now and remained a virgin in our world today will surely give u peace of mind.

#teamvirgin#

Marry virgin marry virgin...I hope you know a virgin with nasty and demeaning character is worst than an ashawo with a traditional woman vibe?

In marriage, you keep your minds open...And pray you meet your bone/flesh...Regardless of whether virgin or not.

Don't focus on virgin and Ignore character...Beauty of woman is embedded in her character.

Samakus:
Which 300k. Read very well. I'm targeting that.

I should pay her 350k for a start up business that hasn't even stayed up to 1month? What's the prevailing salary for POS operators in the area I stay? 10k but I agreed 15k even though I haven't even known whether I will make profit or not.

Anyways, I don't expect you to understand.

I don't think that dude is aware of what it takes to employ and service a capital.

Shouting fear God like we are in Miracle church..

mrdharkchild:
I know I haven't really contributed to this thread, but going through your comment, I just had to reply u first.
He asked for a practical solution to his problems, not an APC theory solution.. .
You didn't say the something he should Partner with.
You just spake like the Vice president of Nigeria.

I'm joking. Don't take me serious

Humour.....

Mercychen:
Yeah they usually form a bond with the first born when their parents are no more.

Keep it up.

True.

Mercychen:
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Yeah.
Thanks.


Wow.. really? Please pamper him o.



Yeah. They do.

I do...

I find it hard to tell him no to his requests..I rather make available at least half..

The bond is thick.

Joshrob:
Our last born is very lazy but there's nothing this guy can't do if he really want to work. He help me wire my flat and paint. He did all that alone.
When my sister husband build their house, he help them wire the house and do all connections. But if he's not in the mood, no amount of begging will make him do it.
Even today that he came to watch match in my house, I was trying to sweep the room and make everywhere neat, he raise his leg up for me to sweep, went to the fridge to take coke and origin to sit outside while I'm cleaning the house.
He came inside when I'm done and continue watching his match.
My ex girlfriend complained that he doesn't greet her, I asked her if she have ever hear him greet me before, she said No. Case closed
Only when he needs money that he will greet before asking.
He so stubborn that he's the only one that have fight mark on his body in the family.
All the 7 children attend the same primary and secondary school, he's the that make the principal know my parents,because of his troubles.
And he can eat very well but he doesn't grow fat. He will by 8pm and d still wake up by 2am to dish food again, but he have a very flat tummy. That's what I like about his body

Lol, I laugh at the greeting aspect...Last born greet tanker..

My little bro call me on phone, it is enyia how far... despite the huge age gap.

Vinnie2000:
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That's the Primary Role and Duty of a Wife!

To keep a Home together, no matter what! To try manage the excesses/failings of the husband!
Dats y our Parents/grand parents marriages lasted for 45,50 years!
Pete Edochie's marriage has lasted up to 50 years!
Amitabh Bachchan of Bollywood. His marriage will be 50 years in 2023!

Our Lazy Girls of today DO NOT know what it means to be a Wife!
We have sensitive ones though!

It takes a lot to be a mother now...God bless the women who go extra mile to keep their homes together...They deserve everything good coming their way.

Shellsploit:
Issokay...

Reminds me during the era of fuel scarcity some years ago. i was able to buy 50litres of fuel which i was managing. nepa was acting like demi god..

on that faithful night. they mistakenly brought the light around 11pm and i woke our last born to go switch off the generator which was at the rear end of the building where everyone keeps there generator.

few minutes later, dude came back inside and switched the knife changeover to nepa and he jejely went back to bed..

around 6am, i woke up to do some penetration testing only for me to be hearing the sound of a generator runnin outside.. i was like, hope no be my generator dey on so...

I decided to go outside, lo and behold, dude just removed the supply cable that feeds light fron the generator and the generator has been running all night without any load.

I woke him up and he denied ever waking up and telling him to switch off the generator. I couldn't cry!!!

He run you ghost mode...

Mercychen:
Last borns are always so stubborn.

Our last born ( of blessed memory) was over pampared and spoilt. As in.. you can't touch her. My parents will come for your head.
Even if she hits you first, they'll still take sides with her.

If she's angry, she can throw a knife at you and my parents will still not see anything wrong in it.

It's so unfortunate we lost her. . After we
We lost mumsy, the shock was too much for her. She couldn't cope without mumsy.

Chai...so sorry for the loss...

I can't just Imagine this o..I will break down..Our last born is like my first son..

And mothers have their special place in every of their kid's heart.

Sonnobax15:

Back then whenever I looked at my immediate younger bro,na so so vexination just dey full my mind,cus the dude didn't really allow me to enjoy my lastbornship small before he was birthed.... The funnies part was that everything he does back then, momsy was always on his side . You dare not touch her precious last born without receiving a knock of the same magnitude with earthquake on your head

But right now,the guy don grow up,come even matured pass me self....In fact, he's one of my realiest guy

Your story is similar to my last two brothers...Growing up they were cat and rat fighting every minute...

But now, I laugh watching their bromance..It is fun.

But last born people eeh...na dem get sharp mouth pass...And can disturb a lot..urgent stuffs.

Faking is a turn-off for me...

yungrylex00:
I setted a net to catch fish
But unfortunately or should I say fortunately
It caught this serpent
Looks like a python
I checked it's mouth it has no fangs

I couldn't eat it tho I had to give it out to my neighbours

That's cobra or water snake na...

Probably was crossing before it got trapped, or your net cut a small prey that attracted the snake..

Germi9:
Fine guys and ugly girls ehn

Nature has a way of striking a balance...

chatinent:
18 years and he was acting those sex shits online?


Avoid marrying actors and actresses!

He and his wife has Ghana orientation and upbringing...If it were to be a Nigerian, bloggers would av helped scatter the union.

Again is getting lucky to have married his own wife who understand him completely and understands what it means to act.

An insecure lady can't tolerate a man whom other ladies admire and crush on at any given time..Kudos to the wife..She is the binder in this union.

PlayMaker14:
I have been using mine for 14yrs now and I love them more than the other networks.

We have two network providers, mtn and others.

greendice:
Stupid network gave me 1mb.

That meme though...

Na man you be

PlayMaker14:
Still the best network in Nigeria.

Airtel and Glo still creeping behind.

I swear

unmask:
Someone is advertising his skills, you guys are saying small child in adult body. Do you know how many women would have reached out to him now to book dick appointment?

they are not aware...Some ladies are queuing up to get the feeling.

dominique:
Jane mena should have just kept quiet when all this allegations started but she had to dare Tonto who was already in the mud and looking for who to drag in the mud with her. She has learnt the hard way that don't go fighting someone that has absolutely nothing to lose especially if you have a lot to lose.

But...

What if the recording is fake? What if kopkogir (or whatever is mame is) was lying? We're too quick to believe the worst in people that's why a lot of people are not questioning this so-called voice note. Voice recordings are one of the most unreliable pieces of evidence in any case, that's why it is not admissible in any court.

In life no smoke without fire.

No rumour without a breaking news following.


If Jane is not guilty, their is no way her name will surface in this case...
She is just dumb as usual not making her background moves to quench the fire when tonto gave her hints....These ladies with following on social media always think they have the whole world revolving on their behind.

Just one man taking down two at a time because of the hustle to appear living the life on social media.

The kpokpogiri guy is a good match for them....I believe he has got a lot of them on tape...Probably his own way of making a living.

Toks2008:
As I wrote, it takes a level of psycological maturity to pull it off.

Bro leave talk, you can't pull this without faking it.

The genuineness of the whole thing gives rise to one's vulnerability which is strength.

October don beat September for happenings sha...

Gistlover feeling like cnn right now...

PrinceOfLagos:
That lady na Olosho na

You need to see some of her activities on IG

So irresponsible for a married woman

Lol...I wonder how the guy's people comfortably accompanied him to pay ashawo dowry sha...

Probably she married the guy...

A man without money needs condolence...If he doesn't end up with his mother's age mate, likely one small girl with big god will marry him as house horseband..


Life is unfair.

Despite the hyping...

GUS no reach BBN..

Argue with your keyboard...

Theworldisvanity:
Everybody knows the best candidate for the governorship seat.

Anambra always blessed with good guys for the Job..Soludo will do well..

Maduka will as well...But needs to blend well for 2027...

Others are just there.

chatinent:
Lol. I can't be a bachelor for life. Aga m alụrụ nwunye but no bi say I go come kill myself now. Lol

When you are ready don't forget to share pre wedding photos..lol

And venue..O di mkpa!

chatinent:
Nwanne, ife a adiro easy o

Mgbe oge ya ruru, even if you no wear jersey, you go play...

Unless you have chosen to be a bachelor for life and celibate till eternity..

Toks2008:
It is heartbreak when you so much trust and believe it wont happen but when you are psychologically prepared for it i bet you will just shake your head and walk away. That is the point.

Even in marriage, still prepare yourself without letting it affect the way you express your love. As i wrote, it is about the mind-set but it may be a hard nut to crack for many people.

Despite the psychological preparations, I still find it difficult to believe this your hypothesis o...Even approaching it pragmatically, It is still a hard nut to crack bro.


Yes we expect the worst, but having that mindset can automatically mess up the relationship or marriage before it starts.
Again, it portrays one as not being genuine with feelings.I don't know for other men o, but someone like me, If I don't love a babe, I am not bleeping her...And If I love, I trust...Now imagine me keeping someone's daughter and not genuinely loving or trusting her because i dey fear break up?..lol it is not feasible.

shedybaba44:
Hello nairalander, I jus got married march this year, honestly am bored already .

The truth is am an only son so the whole pressure of getting married from my family made me got married although I love my wife she is beautiful, sexy and intellectual but I just miss the bachelor life.

I feel I entered marriage too early am just 29 although am well to do, with my own business and from a well to do home also... but am always feeling marriage is slowing me down business wise and exploring.

Sometimes I just feel like I want to leave the house and do what my fellow friends that are not married are doing.

I am scared I might divorce soon....cause honestly am bored the whole marriage thing just tire me although I go out with my wife and all that...

Please what should I do..??

Is it normal for a guy that is young and just married to feel like that

please advice

But who told you, you can't have all the fun and explore life together with your wife as a young couple?

Your mindset is playing with your destiny o...Better have a rethink before it is too late.

Go and enjoy the wife of your youth...

Righteousness2:
MY LORD! MY GOD!!
What a Abominable,Wicked and Dangerous Generation!

It will be Injustice to Sodom and Gomorrah and those in the days of Noah For GOD to Spare this Evil and Wickedness filled Generation.
I know GOD is a GOD of Justice.
WARNING!!! GOD WILL DESTROY HUMANITY AGAIN!!
REPENT ! FLEE and ESCAPE from the Wrath to Come!! IT is Definitely Coming!!

Lmao....This evange sef..

Smh...This your religious comments always sounding like one illiterate in my village..

Inbreeding is the only reason why having sex with a blood relative is a taboo...It was there in ancient times and even now in some tribes like Fulani etc..

When the world developed further, And people became aware of inbreeding caused by gene mutations, Incest became a forbidden issue in most tribe.

Their is nothing that happened today, that has never happened million years ago..

Everything revolves, both good,bad and Ugly.