₦airaland Forum

extol1:
it seems excellence run in their family

It should...As long their is comfort and enough money to go round, kids will do well.

Kids that started learning ABC and 123 with bottles of maltina and Ribena... If them no graduate with distinction, shey na poor man pikin wey never dey sure of tomorrow's meal will.

This case is exceptional though, for the fact she made all these distinctions here in naija..Her dad is a rare breed and should be one amongst few that should lead a confused country like Nigeria.

mariahAngel:
I si ni'm kaa gini? (Do you understand it )

Lol...Yes na...nwa afo di ka m.

In English "What do you want me to say ".

mariahAngel:
Ngwanu.

I si m ngwanu, mba o..Ihe wu uche m bunyere OP na..

Arsenal and ticket cutting...

End time CEO...

Clint02:
I never start b4

Is good you never start o..

Them say mouth wey don start to chop, don dey committed..

Clint02:
I've stayed without sex for 20 years sir.

Wait, have u had sex before?

Or you never start at all..20yrs?...hey!

mariahAngel:
He needs to focus and make money first, so that he can stand on his own.

Owuhu ya ruo echi, ya gaa tuwa nwaanyi ime ugbua, he'll run here to create another thread of Lamentations!

Lol...While making money a man will also factor in he is codedly searching for his missing rib as well if he desire to marry.

If a man make this money, finding the rib go hard.

A friend who is well to do now, told me guy he never knew finding the real one is harder than making money.


Ya tuwa nwa mmadu ime, ya luo ya na...Okwa o banye la na income earner..

mariahAngel:
Na wah o!

Chineke gbaa ya ume.

He needs his own apartment, case solved..

He surely will meet babe wey go dey visit him as far as she see prospects ya wuru godi na ego anohu ugbu a..

Unu wu umu nwaanyi na ahu future na..

mariahAngel:
I gbaliala!
Jishi ike nnoo.

Oooh!!..

mariahAngel:
I si momsy advice?

Mmiri a karia la garri n'okwu op.
Ike gwuru. Hehehehehehehehe

O wunu ya....Mgbe onye mama na agwa nwa ya okwu ndumodu..


OP nor na condition Nani Nwoke ga ghota ofuma..

Ya ga oru, he is faced with umu nwa di sharp..lol


Ya lota oru, he is faced with his elder bro na nwunye ya and honey na sweety plus mid night marital works..

Ike gwuru...his condition ugbu a wuzi a replica of nwoke luru nwaanyi ohuru, mana o ka na eche wedding night ka o were ihe oma ya n'aka nwunye ya..

mariahAngel:
"You weak"

Owu nga a ga kpo ya ya za!

Awunu m laycon kporo onwe ya sex enthusiast..lol

edoairways:
GUS is boring show

Return match..

Aloof:
Too much lashing can get someone admitted into a hospital? Asin.. too much cumming?

Or do you mean infection?

I weak...

mariahAngel:
I chikwara ochi?

Egwu bara na Joromi...

TFLASHOGEE:
Mr shawarma na my personal assistant

You are not alone, that snack is saving life more than red cross...

adaleng:
Fresh fish and chicken Nsala soup with Pounded yam.

Nawa o...And people are saying Buhari don finish them...See enjoyment na

Nsala and pounded yam...Very cultural and rich...

Maxymilliano:
The governor seems to have lost control of the States to the proscribed group.

Was he ever in control....

The people see him as one who was imposed on them...His directives don't count..They don't take him seriously.

Deep down he wished he was the elected governor.

Fordzzy:
Eyan bonnie and Clyde

Serious bonnie and Clyde o...

Nackzy:
God, how do this scammers get to this point and still get away with it, just imagine

Modified Nigeria is a failed state, the might use part of that money to settle the powers that be and the case will die a natural death

The fact that another person will come up with another format to sway them lazy Nigerians again, baffles me.


Sometime ago, I was in a group of entrepreneurs, and one person came up with a discussion on outgrowers scheme....Honestly that was the last day I joined in their meeting..Because to me collecting money from people to give imaginary ROI within a short term is a big time bomb waiting to explode.

Anyways, the guy that brought up the discussion, started the stuff...But it didn't see 6months before everything crashed.

madridguy:
Inflation is hitting every sector of the economy really hard.

Sai BaBa..

Sonnobax15:
Mixer, scaler,moulder,and sometimes as a baker when baker disappoint us.

Wow...really a multitasking stuff...

Dozis:
There is no salary that is ever enough, human wants are forever insatiable

Deep words

Twoclans:
I know you will give the indaboski solution

It is now a taboo to train a kid in current naija with softy way...And speaking British English...

Just teach them ways to attack on a street level...Street don take over...

If their will be a bully, let it come from my kids...Better than them being bullied..

Themandator:
Lol. I just hate generalisation of bad conducts against a tribe ... Is that lady that went to that bbn to Bleep on live TV a lfeom Mbaise or janemename or the loquacious kpokpogiri

Faber is a mischievous human.. don't take that person seriously

naetoC is a typical owerri man from Emekuku in owerri north LGA of Imo state.

His mom kema chikwe is a big name in Imo state.

Just mention "MaMa K" and everyone knows you are talking about kema.

Make una ignore the useless Stc...Na hangover cause am..

Themandator:
You get fish brain ... An unknown gnoramus has become your source of intelligence gathering and not the very women you are dealing with , right ?

You no equally get sense as the person you are seeking knowledge from

Faber the ignoramus in the mud....


Una don run the akpa-amu tiger gen this morning...lmao he/she should avoid sniper.

Faber:
Naeto C is not an Owerri man. He is Mbaise man. All Mbaise people claiming Owerri. There's no connection between Mbaise and Owerri. Mbaitolu and Ikeduru can claim Owerri cos their local dialect is almost the same, but not Mbaise. Mbaise have no borders with the 3 local governmens of Owerri. Ngor Okapala is their closest Neighbor on the Aba-Owerri axis and Mbanọ is their Closest Neighbors on the Okigwe-Owerri axis

Be proud of where you are married to Mrs Naeto Chikwe


Although Madam post no get meaning, Nevertheless, Mbaise men are the worst men in South East..as for their ladies omoh...very horrible. They are just meant to marry themselves. Them and Ngwa people are the same. Never ever allow Ngwa and Mbaise man marry your daughter, na suffering dey await her. I don talk my own finish.

Just for cheap nairaland likes that can't put even cowbell satchet thought of milk on your table, you are spewing trash mixed with fallacy...smh


Human beings sef.

OlabodeTECH:
You mean force her to eat more than necessary?.. lol

We can't force feed her. Even when she was a baby and very picky, we were not successful with that. She eats well TBH.

The best way to defend, is to attack..

If they call her baby, she should call them Orobo( orobo is what we call the 50cl bottle of Pepsi then) more like fat.

Or she can call them fatty bombom...The coded peer bully will die a natural death...

Peer influence is a big one for kids at that stage..It can mess up their psychology.

Softboy001:
When u say things like this it will look as if somebody is not working hard. You have no idea what I have done or been through.

I have done some things(legal) just to survive
But I thank I just got a job in a very popular firm in the country. As a costumer call agent.

The issue here now is the sexual tension am facing every day and my current job which I just started a month ago is not helping matters cos 90% of my colleagues are female. And you need to see what they wear to work.

My brother even if you don't want to be moved. You must move. Dem no born you well...
Everyday I give my self pep talk on how to look but I still look. The sexual tension is much plus the fact that I have not had sex for 2 years now, the Same me that normally have sex back to back...


Right now am just thinking how I am going to survive those ladies at work on Monday and my dick Is already doing me somehow

Go and get a girl friend...Your mind is made up...Before you start acting abnormal.

The breast and nyash you see at work place have got the best part of your mindset....With this your high libido, you will still rush to have sex only to say is that all the moment you climax...

As e be you so, na unzip, insert, papapapa, waaaaah...No time for pre-intimacy sef

mariahAngel:
Channel all your energy (both physical and mental) into something productive like how to be successful, how to be a better version of yourself, what skill to acquire, and there’d be little or no room for those thoughts to hound you.

Look, what if you get someone pregnant when you’re not even ready to be married or be a father? It’ll be loss of chance and freedom for you which you might never get back.
Your time will no longer be solely yours.

Truth is, we all have weaknesses we must conquer to achieve greatness, and unless we fight and conquer those weaknesses, we’ll never attain that greatness.
Between us and greatness are obstacles we must conquer with self discipline to attain complete evolution.

The momsy advise...

OP Won't see this o..his mind is on the nyash and breast he encounters everyday at his new work place.

River niger be like kainji dam for his libido now..

No preaching can quench it, until he begins to eat Apple...It's a mindset stuff.

Anobella:
Guy my last sex was in 2013 so I have stayed 8yrs without sex

Hmmmmmm how did you achieve this?