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clarocuzioo:
Presidential Jet is.now used to ferry oloshos.

Lol....You only live ones..YOLO

Iyaebe:
lol I can't ask to be finished oooooo but he should know what to do when I start making unnecessary troubles lol

Hehehe not all men pay attention to non- verbal communication of their partner...Don't assume he should know.

Most time if you don't say how you want it, he will assume all is well with the local government...

Well, when you become comfortable with a partner, communication will be super effective.

Omicron007:



Common, we are not that daft.
We know how this works. There is a particular guy that helps you do assignments and submits for you. He writes your name in the attendance register.

Your own job is to appear in person and write the exams. Of course, the course lecturers know you. So you will never have a carry over even in the almighty Land Law, Jurisprudence and Legal theory and even Evidence law.



I can bet my left ball that you never took part in any Moot Court Competiton and you don't even know the chamber you belong on campus.


Money answereth everything.

Hehehehehe....Wait do you expect someone who has reached the peak of his service career...Made money and is already rich to start jumping from one hall to another on campus hustling for front seat?
Common na! This LLB na certificate for his side hustle (politics)

It's a win win for him and whoever is doing his assignments..

Osita chidoka is a made man.

Iyaebe:
That will be 0.1% possibility, its men that always demand for sex.

Is not true.

She can...After all it is legal.

You don't limit yourself to needs because you are scared what your partner will say or view you as.

So if you marry, and body come dey do you somehow, you won't ask your partner to finish you?

Iyaebe:
You don't need to be told,see as he no allow the woman rest which means he started demanding for sex just immediately after his wife delivered their first child going by my calculations. Nobody is asking him not to perform his bedroom activities but he should not kill somebody's daughter with sex.Indeed you are you,I fear any man that "stays green"

Are you now in charge of his family planning?..lol


What if it was the wife that was demanding for sex?

And what is the problem with staying green?

Iyaebe:
Too much of everything is bad,hope you are not like him too

Who even told you he likes sex?..

Or is it a problem performing his bedroom assignment?

I am me.

Richywiz:
Its all rosy until him leak ur sex tape

This people no look like sex tape people...

This is more of a genuine natural stuff..

Pretty lady and a good looking chill dude.

She was shy meeting him physically... This one is real biko.

Spirit of private parts tape no go fit locate their GPS abeg.

Iyaebe:
This Alexreport too like sex,no proper child spacing at all,always disturbing the innocent woman as if he can take care of infant. Now that the baby has arrived, he'll stylishly distance his wife and be chatting with his girlfriends on phone.Alex I'm coming for your head

Okoto moewsss...

So he should not enjoy his beautiful wife?

If he no like sex problem.

He likes sex problem.

Inside life.

Mercychen:
Yeah, it's usually caused by depression or unresolved emotional trauma.
Brenda was never happy. One could tell she was nursing some hidden pains which she usually expresses most times in her songs when she breaks down in tears.

I always knew she was not a happy woman.

It's a pity she went the easy way that caused her life.

A lot of people are passing similar situation...Drug, alcohol addiction cannever be the best way out.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahaha

It reminds me of my mum. If she has stories to tell ehn, I better be ready to give her my attention for as long as necessary. Otherwise, she go carry face for me.

Iwu deputy ya na...Na ihe n'ile.

No matter what i ga wugide gist partner ya.. Agbata hu ya na oso..

Even in your matrimonial home, ya guru ya kpoo gi ka o mara how far..

Mpa m ji eme m ya, mana mgbe ufodu mu eshi ya mgbakashi ahu, ya gbalaga.. especially ma ya ba na akuko akoro before..lol.

As for my mom, onye nke ahu wu if you deny her gist, nsogbu...O ga afuya eeh..

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahaha

Parents and their never ending stories.

As in eeh...Ones dey start, mu eripu...I no dey like prolong talks that won't show me how to double one naira...

Nke mpa m ka njo...Onye ahu di ready i kowa chi ejie...The worst wu nke aga ko gide, ya ba ba gear5 ha si hapu cha, unu ka la wu umuaka..

Ha enwehu ike ikweta na umu ha etoola.

Mercychen:
Yeah I do. I watched her "mi do do" song a lot as a child. I grew up and continued buying her albums.

He addiction ( according to reports then ) was as a result of her baby daddy whom she loved so much but got dumped by him.

Who wouldnt like Brenda? She was a great artist..

I knew whitney in my sec school days. I think Brenda died before her or so.

Whitney's daughter too died of the same drugs. Don't know what has become of her adopted son now. This life though.

@The bolded is a case I usually tell friends..Before someone becomes addicted to drugs, alcohol and smoking...It is usually primed by something depressing.

They always think their addictions are easy way out.

I am still doing a small research work on causes of addictions..Probably this will pass as a material to prove some hypothesis.

TarOrfeeek:
I actually was told that it was Spaghetti that killed her.

Infact we did not eat Spaghetti for weeks.

You're now saying it was cocaine.

Which one will I believe.

Comic relief....


Brenda fassie...The face of SA music industry in the late 90s and early 2000s or so.

Soo energetic...And extremely famous.

Her song wedding day still a song for most media houses to run programs and promo on wedding anniversaries.

mariahAngel:
I have never intentionally tried it.
You know Nigeria is mostly a halal practising country, so it isn't common.

What is the texture like? I assume it's like cow's heart (fuku).



Oh!
Iwuola onye abiriba?
Biko, ekwuohala okwu ozo!

Hapucha it is a widely consumed meat after cow and chicken.

Very healthy meat...And I prefer it best when grilled...Irie ya eeh, you will be looking for where to buy pork every weekend...

Imagine an evening date with grilled pork on menu plus a chilled red wine...O wu ericha a gbotoro..

Infact this is the mood after eating well cooked pork...

No disturbance stuff.

Untainted007:
Imagine the level of technology advancement then, 47years ago is no joke, some buildings here in Nigeria that were even built 5 to 10years ago can't stand the test of time like the ones here that had been abandoned yet they still stand firm. Some houses will even collapsed befr they finished building it.

Till date, Japan is amongst top 5 counties in the world that doesn't compromise top standards.

This explained why most of their products are super expensive..They don't compromise like china.

Check all their products na.

mariahAngel:
Now that you killed it, what did you gain? Meat wey no reach 1k

Hahaha onye gwara gi na owu 1k?


Have you priced such before?

Hapu ha ka ha riri uwa na onu, life is short biko.

ethicallyright:
This wouldn't happen if Tiwa Savage didn't divorce the one man who really loved her. There would be no sextape if she remained with the father of her only son who almost ended his life when he realized he wouldn't get the opportunity to be by her side anymore.

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Till the end of time, Queen B (Beyonce) will always be praised. When Jay-Z cheated on her with a woman she's prettier than, Queen Beyonce fought the lady and warned her to stay off her legally married husband.

The weeks that followed Jay-Z's infidelity scandal were terrible. Feminist organizations on Twitter , millions of her female followers on Instagram and those who couldn't preserve their Hollywood marriages unanimously encouraged her to dump Mr. Carter.

Queen Beyonce went underground. The next we saw her was by her husband's side. She'd get pregnant with her twins within few months.

Beyonce is finer and more famous than Tiwa but she understood one thing: Men are biologically polygamous and she remains a happy woman today.

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If Tiwa was with her ex-husband, the broke gold digger, whose second motive in the relationship is to brag that he's the one making Tiwa moan, wouldn't be in the picture.

The duty of mothers is to teach their daughters how to be feminine. Submission is the first characteristic of femininity. No virtuous mother on Earth would advise her daughter to leave a good man whose only weakness is cheating. She'd rather her daughter encourages the man to protect himself to avoid STDs.

May God Almighty bless me with more wisdom and give all the men on this forum rich , strong and independent wives who will forgive their shortcomings.

May the Good Lord also give ladies who will quote me the grace to be submissive wives who will forgive their caring husbands who only cheat.

Beyonce is a rare special breed of woman..

Her type could be just 5 in this world...

Despite the huge fame, her calm and submission to marriage should be a course in the university.

I know if she is a naija brought up, people's opinion would av turned her to Linda ikeji or toke makinwa...Or even Tiwa..

Tiwa was wasting in the US, before Teebills picked her and pushed her down to naija, where she became famous.

The guy deemed his light for hers to shine brighter...On suspicion of cheating, 2seconds the guy enter mud..To extent he almost ended his life.


I don't like nonsense, I don't support rubbish.

There times we played all this nude play, but with age comes bigger and better responsibility.

Prayfortheworld:
Make Una free the girl abeg

Story...

You can mess with anyone in this country, but fear politicians or top Government officials.

They play the piper and detect the tune for these uniform men.

This one is gone.

They may soon poison her if she becomes a hardnut..The only saviour she will have is if she has a political big god who enjoys her services.

mariahAngel:
Looks really good.

Mun.zy14 will really like the pork maka na what munzy.14 cannot eat does not exist.

Lol.

It's been a while I had pork sef...

You don't eat pork?..you miss o

Hehehehe nye kwuo m ma anu mmadu.. Awuzim Idi amin.

mariahAngel:
The last part made me laugh ehn...

Mgbe uwa wu uwa, nsopuru nukwanu.
Ya wuru ugbuo ehn... Umuaka nowadays achawala anya

Hehehehe...My Dad was telling us how his elder brother used to slap nonsense out of him if he messes up...

Udi ochi m chiri that day eeh...

Nke mma m wunu na owu agu nwaanyi...

And they had only one son, ya nwa dizi ka second imaginary nwoke n'ulo ha..As 3rd daughter, nani ya na a challenge adanne ha...

My parents wu cha ndi stubborn head in their respective homes when growing up..

It is fun listening to them tell their stories...

Ka m gather wa nke m ga akoro umu m..

Mercychen:
Yes, I know but there were other things he was doing that made me conclude about him.

We really liked each other but... Thank God I didn't end up with him. Maybe by now I would be having HBP. God forbid!

Lol...your story eeh...Very amusing in a way.

The honest truth is that, that guy saw his wife in you, but your insecurities ruined it all.

And to worsen case you really really like him...And as he has moved on with another woman, you have zero regard for any other man.

It is part of being human and nobody will blame you.

Some mistakes are irredeemable.

Anyway, marriage is not a must...It is better to be single, than frustrating somebody's son.

Just focus on Your new found love for God.

Baruwaaaaa:
Urges is basically hormonal in nature,
woman tend to have more urge during ovulation no matter how holy you are. It is the effect of luteinizing hormone which was initiated by Oestrogen.

Interesting....Unfortunately some deny they don't as long as their mind is no into it...

Most na Lori iro.

noisy45:
About glory my 3rd ex she mistakenly logged in her Facebook account on my phone and forgot to log out. Come and see chats from men complementing her tight ass and pussy I nearly had an heart attack.

Lmao...chai una dey share am...
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greatAbdurl:
For harmattan season nko?

You strong pass buhari sha.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Awuni’m deputy mum.

Okwa nu ya...

That was how my momsy's elder sis married sha, nwunye nwa m nwunye nwa m, di ya eto, kpata ego bia luru ya o..

And o ya wu deputy mma ha ... mma m si ihe o na apia ha eeh..

Morientez:
My ex always gives stupid excuses of not been chanced ,always forming busy with school stuff...she only do come to my shop for food n money...each time i tell her to come over to my place so we could spend the weekend together cus am always busy during weekdays ,because of the nature of my bizness...

The idiot go tell me say she dey cook Sunday rice ,say her pman no dey allow her comot on Sunday s apart from going to church..
..na so one day like dat i caught her in my street with one manchie walking romantically inside the guys compound..
I echoed her name she turned around and was shuttering with words..I ask her so you dey go out
finishe?7 ...you come dey lie say your pman no dey allow you go out weas you dey gum body with this nigga..

Nia she lie give me say she tell pman say she want go for all night revision for her course mate house cus her 1st semester exam..

I don comot hand for anything wey undergraduate..

Better for you as you comot hand.

IfeMiLove:
More shower caps?? Does it mean everyone he cheats with forgets their caps or he just loves shower caps?

Rocket science question...

Mercychen:
When I met him he didn't have his own apartment. He was just fresh out of school. So he was searching for a job.

I used to visit him them at his friends place ( married man). He later got a job in a hotel at Chevron drive but along the line we had a misunderstanding and gave it a break for months.

He called and to me he had gotten an apartment at lekki. that I should come see if I like the place..
I got there and was just playing around and checking his wardrobe when I saw ladies shower caps.
I was like, who owns this? And he said they normally give them at the hotel. Chai!!! This guy can lie for Africa. Like seriously, who gives guys shower caps? So, I told him, you've been camping a lady in this house and he said, "don't start". I just kept quiet because we only just got back together after months.

I later checked his wardrobe again when he stepped out and found more shower caps.

Now, don't call me dumb. I know what I'm saying. That guy was a serial cheat. In fact, that was why I later dumped him and faced my life and God.

I thought you will say you found condoms, only to see shower cap..Not even a lady's territory guarding undies sef.

People who work in production units in some biz organization can get the cap like say na the usual 200naira nose masks.

emmnprince:
So na NL una dey fix Buhari led economy?
We hope to see a positive change before he end his 2nd tenure.

Hope ia the last thing everyone is holding on to for naija matters..

mariahAngel:
Mostly ndi mma.

That's nice..

O wu ndi Igbo anyi bi na lagos, ka o wu ndi nke no na village na kpo gi nwunye nwa m..

Probably you have a mummy mummy vibe around you offline that will make ndi mama i kpo gi nwunye nwa ha.

Sonnobax15:

When the baby that they used to call me was automatically changed to Oga obax . ..Na then I realize say dem don relegate me

Hahahahahaha serious relegation, next is baby can we just stop having sex..

That's when you will realise you have lost second leg of the semi-final match..lol

akaahs:
.....womanising. one was telling me how he didn't go home after close of work but went straight to his girlfriend house cause his wife travel for a burial. The same person said he drank 4 bottles of beer before going oo

Yes you are right...These artisans are biggest customers for those aunty gwehgwehgwehs( old harlots in charlets)..And lazy women who offer sex for even a pack of noodles in exchange.


I really thank God for street blending, always an eye opener for me.

Only an enterprising wife wey tear eye, can handle the mischievous ones..If not as they made the money, na so dey will go and submit to those harlots.

It's a pity for their wives, these guys most times infect them due to careless living.