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CAPSLOCKED:
ALL THE BUCKETS ON EARTH WILL NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE TEARS HE'D CRY VERY SOON.

Hahahaha, my advice, he should buy dozens of handkerchief for the guy...

Some guys though.... smh.


I repeat if she is not your wife, mind how u give her money... to avoid stories that touches.

ladies are becoming brutal nowadays.

Tomorrow they run to Shiloh.

Olalan:
To avoid stories that touch later........cause you invest so much, support them and build them to becoming a better person only to be left heartbroken by marrying someone else who wasn't part of the building process.
BTW it's really painful when the relationship breaks especially when you gave full commitments to it....

Another honest one...

ceeroh:
Most female students are in their 'Hoeing Phase'.

Waste of time and emotions.

Most honest comment on nairaland this month!...


A lot is going on, on campus.

Airloard:
Village kitchen

This morning I placed a call to the lady to come over to the house, she did...

when it was time for market, She say make I nor worry myself..... I say ok oh.... Lunch time reach, I set table with the Spinach soup and rice, then I took my photo... As wi dey eat the food, this woman dey look me they smile... I con dey wonder why this woman dey smile like this, fear nor con even let me eat well...for my mind I say na only you know how body dey do you...

I took my phone login to nairaland smiling to post the Spinach soup and rice picture, the next thing I see is You have be banned to post here. by Aunty spam... ....Haha which kind thing be this.. I con look the woman face again her smile con change to laugh... na that moment I know say village people don already reason my matter for nairaland.. so this woman still follow me enter nairaland.....

Na even later I con see say na Antispam not Aunty spam

After everything, I con ask her why she be dey smile during lunch... she say them tell her watin make me nor sleep house yesterday and my new name.. Kitchen Rat .... For my mind I say na your Pikin be Kitchen Rat

Prestonn las las u will end up having 500monikers here before 2021...vision 2021...

nadesh:
Queen

The second pics makes sense..

frozen70:
In this gender issue, am the Prof and you are the student

K...

frozen70:
You think you made sense dating girls who doesn't have sense of challenges

Lol... How u think u are smarter than other ladies baffles me.

Well it's online sha, where student act like professor..

mrpoul:
why not.
but I must confess it is not easy, she is not the first girl, this thing keep on repeating itself.

If u taste, u must continue o...


It's like an opium.. Mouth weh don deh chop, don deh committed.


I don't know y u should be scared of a lady...If u like her, walk up to her and tell her.

she has two options, yes or no.

But, she will applaud ur confidence and boldness even if she say no.

Then again, in Nigeria for some ladies, no means yes...

ifecobaba:
Oga boss, come teach me some scopes abeg �

Wait for Frozen70 and logobelt seems they have an encyclopedia of understanding how to woo a lady volume 6...

frozen70:
You have made me to understand that all this while, you have been approaching low life who are dullards

So that you can have your ways

Women are their own worst enemy...


In one comment, u gave ur fellow ladies low life and dullards?....


Well na u know, i don't even come close to dull women let alone the other one.

So ur hypothesis failed on arrival.

mrpoul:
thanks bro, all through my life, I have been a book worm, always envying guys with gf

You want to taste apple...

LOGOBELT:
Newton 7th Law of Attraction.....

No be small thing....

frozen70:
Woing a woman is a tough task

As you prepare to present your self to woe her

She is reading everything about you from your appearance to your speach

Tough?.... lol I disagree. very easy for me.


Different approach to different ladies... Not all ladies are smart to read a prospective boyfriend..

LOGOBELT:
Bro, Studies mixed with a lovely girlfriend on campus, aids easier assimilation in school. You suppose understand na.... Have you ever noticed that a girl/guy wey no dey any relationship for campus, na dem dey fail course pass

Reason Am.... All work no play, makes MrPoul a dull boy he needs that girl

Which theory backed this your hypothesis... lol.


OP get low self-esteem.... That girl go use him do toothpick..


So he should focus on studies... Las las na dem go rush him... As far as owo deh...

frozen70:
If you don't gain your confidence and courage as a man to woe a lady, you are gone ❗❗❗

Tell her how you feel about her and its either she accepts or not

But if you are still a virgin, give yourself time and read books on how to win a ladies heart

Frozen when ur heart is not open......I. hope urs is open and aren't Madonna track?...

so people na read book to woo a woman?

mrpoul:
I'm Confused, I Don't Want To Lose Her

There is this girl that I met in lecture theater, we sat down together, we chatted but it was concerning the lecture.

After the lecture, I disappeared because I'm this kind of very shy person, I didn't know what to talk to her aside the lecture.

So I saw her on Facebook, I added her and chatted her, up. It happen that evening I wanted to go eat in a restaurant, I told her she can join me jokingly. Surprisingly, she came, we talked but it was mostly about me and herself. After, we finished eating, I told her to come and know my place, but when she came I was nervous and she did not stay up to 5 mins. I told her we need to go, that her roomie maybe worried about her. The next day when she saw me in school, she was excited to see me.

After then our communication sucks, I will call her and be asking all this boring questions, before I know it, sometimes she will see my chat and will not reply. Now I'm confuse, I don't know what to do again. I don't wanna lose her.

What do you suggest I do from here? pardon my grammatical blunder.

I suggest u leave woman matters and focus on your studies to make good grade and learn a skill to make money....

Don't waste ur time on car weh another guy man will drive for life... na only tire u go wash for now...

LOGOBELT:
A shy guy for this 21st century? Guy send me her number, let me help you talk to her, she will say yes to me in no time......Oh sorry! She will say yes to you in no time.


Guy, work on yourself, your boldness matters alot. Apart from that Girl, you need boldness for your Seminar Defense, Project Defense and even Interview when you are done with your studies.

Your boldness will make most people believe you even when what you have to say is stupid.

Now when you have boldness, when you have accomplished it, then you will not look for what to say to THAT GIRL you said you dont want to LOSE, what to say WILL COME ITSELF

We Nairalanders won't help you, rather YOU GAT TO HELP YOURSELF. Thank You

Lala! I made it! FTC. I dedicate this to people thriving hard to survive in this country, may SUCCESS locate us all in all our endeavours.

Tell him to read his book and leave woman for made men...

As far as Money deh, them no mind become 30th wife...
Desperate times...

RisenPhoenix:
When you wait too long before you marry, you get comfortable in the self-centred bachelor lifestyle. Any wife after that will be seen as an intruder in your home, eating your food and destroying your appliances. It won't last before you vex pack the 'guest' commot.

perfect comment...

If naija police swear for you, u are a walking dead..

izzou:
Nothing wey Pocoha.ntas no go see for nairaland

You use style deh call her to this thread as food don done...

ugwusunday:
Now I Know She Is Not Joking. /PIC/

We have been together for some years now, but i keep insist that she must get pregnant for me before anything.

I want the house to wish me well, as am about to start a new life next year.

Why are u telling us what u discussed in private?.

And u almost showed us her payint! U guys should keep it simple and matured.

[quote author=wwwihy post=84592891]Anambra has no billionaire. Stop using billionaire as cheap word.

We have only four Billionaires in Nigeria
1. Aliko Dangote
2. Mike Adenuga
3. Folorunsho Alakija
4. Ishaku Rabiu

Any other billionaire is fake[/quote]Online warrior, u still couldn't hide ur daftness....

Anambra is the state with highest billionaires in Nigeria.

Argue with the young guys like E-money and Ned okonkwo.


Giving u Obijackson is like putting a nail to ur to coffin....

donstan18:
D'fvq did I just read?

A lady presented a pregnancy of 6 weeks plus to you, when it's not even upto a month you had your first sex her, and here you are, asking for matured advice.

Are you normal? Like, are you under some charms or what?

The first doctor made it clear to you then that she was pregnant before she took the pregnancy prevention pills, you never took it serious.

Now, two doctors have cleared you on how old the pregnancy is, even without giving you a possible reason to believe that you are responsible for it, yet you are asking for matured advice.


Nna nawao! What is toto gradually turning to people's common sense to. This story just dey piss me off.

I tire for the OP.... Akpamu men everywhere...

Small toto, some guys go deh fool about.

pocohantas:
Confusion...

akuko ifo...


Too many online feminist... with different story offline.

pocohantas:
Stop projecting your thoughs on me and acting like you discovered the cure for HIV. At no point have I ever said I do not show men love. Na una dey talk, na una dey still counter yourselves. My own is to enjoy the show.

Truth hurts...

Your firstline is 85% defense mechanism activated...


When u type, u do it from your mind. We aren't saying, rather ur actions here speaks louder...

Lowkey feminist vibes...

Nigerian one o... lol

pocohantas:
Never knew that comment hurt you guys that much. So much that one of you had to take it upon himself to throw shades. Oh well...I still dey kampe

Hurt ke....

You know the reality sha.


All i know is people like u show men much love offline...

Forget SM gra gra..

sassysure:
Wey oshiomole?
Mama peace should visit a plastic surgeon for her stomach. She should put part of that stolen money to use and look delectable.
Aisha is threading the same part.

Same advice una use kill Stella obasanjo...

donstan18:
Omotala is a good proof and evidence to unmarried evening newspaper in Nigeria that marriage can't stop a hardworking and career woman from looking good and achieving her goals.

pocohantas I hope u miss this....

ibkayee:
Girls and guys (if that's what you're into), can you drive with heels, wedges etc? Is it something you're comfortable with?

I always have a spare pair of flats or trainers in my car in case I've got heels on, I can't do it myself but I know a lot of people who have no issues with it.

Are u people in the same watsaap group...

u, poco, debbie and the rest....


Anything to hit the pedal is a goal..

Just get ready to change shoe steadily especially if the shoes are original fake... lol

pocohantas:
I asked my cousin who came around to fry plantain. This is what she came up with. Honestly, if someone had posted this, I would have said it is a troll post- but no, this one happened under my nose. I don't even know what to say to her...

Add viewers discretion to that burnt plantain eehm sorry burnt offering.....
Las las one guy man will come and carry that one as wife... God safe us men.