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Why people no dey mind their business, must you comment all the time?

Peter peter! Once the Nigerian nightmare! Dude is now the Nigerian nightMess!

Dude’s had the beating only a terrorist deserves.

What kind of news is all this one this monday morning?.

This pig gets a pat on the wrist for defiling a minor pending investigation, investigation that will lead to nothing.

Which kind country i come dey like this for God sake ehn?

Stupid! Stupid!! Stupid!!! In Randy Orton’s voice. The bird FLIED! What shitful english!

To think all them multitude present would have swallowed this hogwash hook line and sinker!

Once again i say STUUPID!!!

After putting my suumthing inside an Olympic sized swimming pool, only for her to start sobbing when done.

Me: Babe whats wrong?
Her: I just gave you my virginity

Me: chineke mei! Holding chest “ udonmeanit”?

What is wrong with these people ehn?

asamwababy:
I agree with the OP but in addition it might technically not be a means of over invoicing but more of money laundering which

Very rampant with CCI issuance where coy inflow more than they need just to help corrupt individual move stolen proceeds.

You made sense my broda!

Udonmeanit?!

Atleast he no leave am for dead, iyen nor wa alright!

Which kain people be this?

VillagePipu:
Fortunate from real estate. Dumb fool. He thinks he's talking to the blockheads in his village.

I've been into real estate on the Island for more than 10 years and I haven't come across a single estate built by this man.

Maybe he builds real estate for ghosts. Unam ikot.

Dont mind him, he thinks he is talking to nitwits. I have also been in real estate for more than 10years and I have never come across or heard of an estate built by him.

It will take you everyday sale of prime property in lekki for atleast 3 months to be able to afford a plane.

How possible is that?

Amala spot sef? Why na? Someone cannot chop amala with a bit of noise at the background again?

My guy! Partee after Partee, after partay after partay

Diary07:
Can it make me cum...?

Of course yes! The price alone should make you cum.

Chai! Wicked people, wicked world. God help us all

Discovering herself so that she can get employment at discovery channel abi?

Mumu and nonsense spewing buffoons everywhere.

Gforce2015:
Can you imagine? My broke husband...
Some of our ladies are just bunch of gold-diggers... If we hear from the man side of story , we might even discovered that it's a different story entirely... Why are ladies like this? I'm sure she married him went and because things were Rosy... The moment the guy is having financial challenges , she came to nairaland and started typing ; my broke husband ... Knowing fully well that ladies of like-minded will support her.

Some imp called wife should be discarded asapy

The thing self weak me.

She just had to let us know he is broke! Loving, caring, supportive, all that one no dey o. “ My broke husband” was the title she could come up with.

Men work hard, if the money never show stay away from these women so we no go dey labelled broke.

Hahahahaha

nairalanduseles:
What a country......python that is not harmful........and were i am they protect all them animals I have actually seen a python sleeping and walked over it..........naija is just to backward and people think it's funny

I’m telling you... I give up on this country already.

Amuatulu:
I have a phobia for syringes "aichmophobia"
It makes me squirt!

Did I just read that right? Squirt?

Kidney for iphone..... now iphone 4 is obsolete in 2019 and kidney has failed.

See gbege!

Some people will now come here and be unveiling Tecno bomb X3000, and be spoiling our eyes up and down.

You people’s eyes cannot see good phone here now abi?

Tecno kii you people there!

Warning!

GreatResearcher:
my ex needs my help. she wants me to lend her some money with the promise to pay back even with interest. There was a time I lend her money and when I requested my money back, she told me she's going to calculate all the sex we hav had and I wil pay her for the sex also make her to go back to her normal state (virgin) . Since d money was something I can path with, I left it for her. Now she is disturbing me to lend her money that she will refund it even with interest and that this time there wil b a documentd agreement. Am just confusd becos the amount she's asking for is too big to let go. Advice pls

Do not lend her money you can't afford to lose, I made a similar mistake, borrowed a female frnd half a mill for 2 months with the promise of paying back with interest, lending her that money almost turned out to be my greatest undoing.

It took me 5 months 2wks and plenty plenty wahala to get it back, now I have resolved not to ever lend anyone money no matter how little.

Learn from my experience. Act wisely.

It is not a new something for a coach to be sent off

Awwwwwww so sad! Grandad is dead!

When Rambo cannot save himself from the Kidnappers den, then who are we mere mortals to try?.

Hahahahaha, Franky haba! Demon too much na, somebody cannot play millionaire play with you again?

All the wrong reporting and defamation aunty Kemi has done, how many times have she been killed for her dirty uncouth running mouth?

This woman should go and sleep somewhere abeg, Kiki did a fantastic job and she will be well and truly fine, if whistle blowers like Julian Assange still lives then sure damnn well kiki will be very fine.

to think i was just singing this dude’s song in my head this morning.

I wasn't even sure why his song came to mind this morning and why i kept humming it, only to hear he died today. How sad!

Rest in peace Sky B.

Na wa o