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UyaiIncomparabl:
Do you have the listed qualities or you just came here to gloat?

Are you expecting an affirmation to that question? That would be gloating. Hahahhahahahah, funny you.

Theres a clear sentence there that says “ I do not date self entitled, lazy and liabilities, oh! Let me also add, not very bright women to it.

Not one quality outlined in your entire monologue.

Good luck in your find.

Asides your physical what else have you got? Do you have a job, business? What qualities do you possess as a wife? Don't reply me with cooking and cleaning, people have maids for that.

I don't do self entitled, lazy and liabilities.

UyaiIncomparabl:
The topic is self-explainatory I assume.

I will be clocking 35 years old next month, on the 21st, so time isn't on my side any longer. I'm so tired as to the threats friends and my parents have been dishing out to me recently. I really think I need to settle down. I'm a very fair skinned beautiful young woman, age is just but a number, you should know that. I'm petite and a bit bulky at my bossom region, not so bulky though (smirks). I'm highly intelligent and in dire need of someone who's highly intelligent than I am. I'm very Sapiosexual.

For starters, I'd appreciate if you're dark skinned, but if you're a little on the light side, I might consider you but I'll appreciate better that you will not be as light skinned as I am. You must be very rich, please. If your parents are also rich, then that's an added advantage to your CV. You mustn't be ugly. You must be very neat. No short men please. 6ft and above, but not too tall either.

Ages 31-37. You must be based in Canada or the USA, having a citizenship of either countries is a very sacrosanct advantage. You know how Nigeria is these days. I'm tired of the stress it gives me, I really don't like stress. I'm too soft.

I admire charismatic men, so if you think you fit my profile, do not hesitate to hit me up.

I repeat, only if you fit my profile. I don't want kids sending me mails. I'll be irate if this happens, and hell usually let loose when I'm very irate.

Nairalanders, I'm tensed please. Make this easy for me, and you too of course. Let's be positive.

Amuocha, I believe you can call on your master to take this to the front page, thanks.

Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Farano.

It is now a crime!

Mizwisdom:
What's this pretty lady doing with this scruffy looking guy for goodness sakes? man don finish for US ni or maybe it's jazz?

Scruffy looking guy you say? That scruffy looking guy is a fvcking multi-millionaire in dollars o! and what he has achieved, you and the best of your good looking boyfriends will only ever dream of it!

You better look him up and stop trying to shame people. Try applying a small fraction of that wisdom you claim to have, cus you are exactly the opposite of your moniker.

Chai! How sad. RIP

Oshey! Mercedes benz S750E , concord type, full option with 2 horsepower Ac, also comes with a free 4.5kva generator. Buy and drive no issues.

La casa de papel! Gold Heist edition!

I love these guys!!!

It just goes to show how much technology is threatening to replace man. A good example is when someone sees you walking instead of driving, the first thing they ask is “where’s your car” before even a “hello” or “how are you”. Cars are now our identity and appear more relevant and important than the owners....... smh!

You sef harbor sweetness towards her..... case closed

jackslow:
I have ths brand new watches for clearance sales

How much is the lacoste?

And the cycle will repeat itself with the child again, and all will be right with the world...

Don't you just love a good love story?!

Rakiticbarca:
[s]Deal alert

PS4 pro
2 games
1TB

TLC 73,750[/s]

Do you still have this?

Is this guy well at all? I want to believe he isnt!

The teacher use brick as gloves?! Which kind beating be this?

spytime:
pictures attached

Do you still have this? If yes drop your digits lets chat

Yes, including teeth braces, hair perming, jerry curl, gallas, punk, and what not , all takes you directly to hell.... express! Hahahahaha. Like someone here said “ be contended with follow come”

The future of Naija!

What wont men do for women? You kill for a woman, go to war for a woman, steal for a woman, maim for a woman... wetin remain again? And to think all of this for the pussycat down there. Smh

Nigerians and copy copy, no originality, dude cannot even define his own style.

This is a trade mark of marshmello. The difference is he made the mask square. Why we no fit try invent our own thing chai! Who do us like this? Na wa o!

Interesting.... Op do we have dibia’s in Yoruba land now?! This your narrative get as e be o!

Our hospitals and police force needs to be properly sensitized on this law.

Fear of the Nigeria police wahala makes hospitals reject gun shot victims, thereby cutting their survival chance by more than 50%.

God help us in this country.

wiseone28:
At the end of the day you will get tired of the backside

Hahhaahahah... good one bro!

Danmn !

nayee:
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Please call/WhatsApp 08033393960.

Location : Lagos

Mileage is 98k

How much?

Chai! This is sad

ibrahim2032:
Barely used Toyota Camry muscle for sale
Leather finishing
Factory fitted AC
Two keys
State of the art interior and exterior
Toks standard
Low millage
83000+
All documents intact including custom clearance
Buy and drive
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Can it fly for 1m?

If you dont want anyone intruding in your life “ Stay in ya country” ngwanu!

The ultimate under achievers of London, followed closely by Tottenham Fc. Arsenal na comedy club, the greatest bottlers in world football ��

Haba! Which kain thing be this na?

Love! What a ruse!

1kBabyShoesNG:
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7k for the printer

Good for him, we really dont want him back, madrid only sold us his head, the rest of his body is useless.

We demand a refund from real madrid!