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200k nitori olorun! At 66,666.66k per life, see how worthless the human life is valued. Where are we headed in this country?

Where is that my samsonite bag? Its time to start packing, i give up on this country. Chai!

Why arrest said person? What for? Nigeria my Nigeria!

Secession Is what we need, let everybody just go! There is no one Nigeria, it is all a sham! A farce!

Seriously? Because someone used a Quran page to tanba?

Misplaced priorities.

For me Drogba is number 1, think me biased, come on! What do you expect? I’m a chelsea fan deal with it!

Naija Police i hail thee! You kill suspected armed robbers you put guns for their chest, na only for naija you go see this kain thing, which mouth dead man wan take deny or accept say na him get guns?

God go help us improve, Our naija, our police, una well done ehn!

It will take only a fool to believe this mythomaniac, even I as a man know this isn’t possible.

I don't like stories like this, it just breaks my heart. I have said it time and again, suicide shouldn't be an option.

May the good lord grant her family the fortitude to bear the loss. Its just sad.

[quote author=Poorboy post=82354035][/quote]Hahahhahahaha! See as you help am analyze and spend hin money judiciously.

I shake head for the dude in swahili. Lol

How does one even buy an AK 47 just like that from a store? When no be say na lollipop. These Americans na wa o!

Store clerk: good day ma’am, what would you be buying today?

Customer: Hello, I’ll be getting an AK47 please.

Store clerk: That would be $499 ma’am

All of una for that country don mad finish!

Someone won N500k and you are calling them like you are trying to scam them. “ Hello my name is Peter” if your name is Peter nko? who the fhuck are you and what do you want?

Nonsense naija celebrities who thinks everyone is a begger.

Jennifer129:
Few days ago I never would have thought there was so much love out there for me.

I love you fam.

Awwwn, we love you ma’am. Come lemme give u a hug.

Stay positive ok, its a hard way but its the only way.

You know, alot of people have lost the will to live, they have found suicide as a way to end it and get out of it all. Truth is I dont blame them, If I was suffering depression I may have also considered suicide to end things too.

Here is where it gets interesting, If it was up to me I’ld say “kill yourself”. Oh! You already tried that and it didn’t work.

Uhm! Now lets look at a different approach to things then, first your attempt didn’t work, that should tell you something. “Its not easy killing one’s self”, think about it for a second, you die and thats it! Do you really want to go with that option? Think of the things you’d miss, the wonders of this world you are yet to experience, the joy and happiness future events will bring, the feeling of being alive, hope.

This is what I want you to do. Get a sheet of paper, write a safety plan for the times when you feel like acting on your suicidal thoughts. Your safety plan could involve delaying any suicidal attempt by at least 48 hours, and then talk to someone about your thoughts and feelings as soon as possible.

1. Read through the list of positive things about yourself.

2. Read through the list of positive things about your life and remind yourself of the things that have so far prevented you from committing suicide.

3. Distract yourself from suicidal thoughts by reading a book, listening to classical music, playing a video game or watching your favorite movie or comedy.

4. Get a good night’s sleep. Take a sleeping tablet if necessary.

5. Think about those things that once made you happy, relive them in your mind

6. Get an old friend or make a new one that would bring excitement to your life.

7. Dream of a future, of a tomorrow for yourself and lastly try to begin to appreciate the world around you. The little things of life.

I was really trying not to write a lengthy reply, at least not to make you bored, but the bottom line is, suicide isn’t the end, It is just a cowardly route of running away from your troubles, face it head on and you’d thank yourself for it.

SA you see yourself?

Stunt gone wrong.... lol

Apartheid challenge nko? Cray cray people.

God what manner of hatred is this?

Hmmn

Chai! Which kain thing be this now again. The security men for that gated area need to be quizzed.

Disagreement over trivial issue, next thing, hired assassins then death. Who do us like this? Once there was a country. God help us!

Confused prima-donna, good riddance, PSG should have cashed up on him and let him go, now he’ll be a disruptive force in the dressing room.

Huh!?

I cldnt stop laughing after reading this, sorry bro, I can imagine how embarrassing it was for you after you realized they had done wash wash for you.

Cheapest trick in the scam book but people still dey knack head ontop every time.

I almost got scammed this way far back in 2005 somewhere at Sanya, oshodi express-way, I just looked at both of them, smiled and walked away laughing and shaking my head.

My kujeski DC na so so ball joint issues. Honda marry ball joint problems no be small, but the car reliable sha o!

We will never grow in this country with views and opinions like this, half the comments on this thread is aimed at bashing the dude.

Copyright theft or violation is a serious issue, not under any circumstance should either one of them sing or perform any plantation bois song without the consent of the rest.

Black face is within his rights to try to seek redress in court if this happens. He has taken the right step by having his solicitors write them prior, if i was the one I wont even write them prior, I will wait till the concert ends and sue their assess.

This is not being bitter, this is doing the right thing.

Una don start

How sad. A rescue mission gone wrong.

Police and lies. No ransom was paid indeed, Lai lai force.

Kidnappers now dey wait carry tubers of yam and keg of oil.

With the time it will take to lift this things off the ground NPF no fit still catch them. Smh!

Nigeria we hail thee!

RubyN7:
NEW 3sets (26/28/30cm) non stick aluminum pots - 17k
NEW 5L homechoice music kettle- 5k

Interested in the pots, can it fly for 10k?

$11million USD what!!!!!!

This corolla snatching case don too plenty for lagos now.

God help us.

This NPF practice of always parading suspects with weapons and live ammunitions next to it, what if one day one of these guys picks up the guns loads it and begins to shoot at his paraders, then what happens?

This practice always baffles me.

blizard44:
Hello , Nairalanders.

I recently called off a two-year relationship with

A while back I would have offered a ton load of tips to try to help you heal quickly, but now i gat nothing to give you.

Its not for lack of not wanting to, its cus you truly don’t need it.

A woman with a ravaging nether region that is always looking to grab the next available schlong isn’t worth thinking about.

Dude grab a cold beer and thank God you dodged a bullet, women aren’t really worth it.