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Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 11:16am On Jan 12, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse: MaxInDHouse:You are not going to be allowed to get away from committing murder and laying down crooked sticks on the ground or drawing straight lines with crooked sticks. You are being quoted for sake of setting matters straight because, as you rightly put it, interested followers of the thread are learning from the comment and counter comments submitted, lmso |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 10:14am On Jan 12, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:If you are cool with your crooked submission, then why are you rattled by me placing a straight submission alongside your crooked one, lmso I am happy you are reinforcing my point for me, by re-echoing my earlier point that "[i]if a crooked stick is before you, and you need not explain how crooked it is. Lay a straight one down by the side of it, and the work is well done[/I]" One who stands straight does not worry about a crooked shadow, lmso. Stay focused in your lane and dont because someone lay stick against yours, worry about anyone agreeing with you or not |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 9:41am On Jan 12, 2021 |
Phraences:Homosexuality is aboriginal. Africans before the arrival of the colonists, missionaries, Portuguese slave trader et cetera, practised a perverse, disgusting, detestable, loathsome form of homosexuality |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 9:36am On Jan 12, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:You are typical of JW, using crooked stick(s) to draw straight line(s). Smh at you. |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 9:23am On Jan 12, 2021 |
culf:What specifically is it, you dislike in the act? culf:You got that right about God don't do mistakes. Well done God's way, God's expectation, God's plan, et cetera, is that everyone should love and be loved in return |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 9:20am On Jan 12, 2021 |
Theguided:Though the anus is designed to hold in faeces, it for some peculiar few is used a tool for having intimacy and sexual pleasure Theguided:If the the female vagina weren't designed to be rubbing against each other, then why isnt it abrasive, when they are rubbed against each other then Why do you think female vaginas are used to rub against each other for? Theguided:Everybody understands that penis goes inside a vagina, and even fits to go inside hands, anuses and whatnot The desire people feel inclined to, is to be left alone to so they can in peace love their partners and be loved back in return by same. It is only an evil, wicked, twisted and uncompassionate personality that would put careful, committed to one partner, responsible and God fearing homosexual in the same category as paedophiles, a person who is sexually attracted to children |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 9:00am On Jan 12, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse: I am not preaching, neither am I teaching. All I did, was merely to place a straight stick alongside the crooked stick you laid down on the ground and that's my lot and work done, lmso 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 8:06am On Jan 12, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:God's standard for procreation is Adam and Eve, while God's standard for relationship and unconditional love aka Agape love is Adam & Eve, Adam & Steve and Madam & Eve. There is nothing evil, abnormal and/or unnatural in the loving, faithful, committed, affectionate, loyal to another until death part them relationship of an Adam & Steve or a Madam & Eve, as there, equally, is nothing evil, abnormal and/or unnatural in an Adam & Eve relationship that is fostered in an environment and atmosphere, that is a loving, faithful, committed, affectionate, loyal to another until death part them relationship. Love, is no respecter of gender, lmso, which is why love is the reason for marriage. Marriage isn't about gender nor procreation, lmso. It is about the exchanging of love, lmso. Sometimes, the person that you truly meant to love, to fall in love with, will come into your life, in the strangest, most unexpected way and even in certain peculiar cases, in an unanticipated gender or sex, lmso 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 6:20am On Jan 12, 2021 |
Fredmatic:You'll be surprised to know that many gay men consider the joy in a man to man sex, to be so clearly superior to the “dullness” of heterosexuality sex. This to a homosexual, is what make sense die to him/her Fredmatic:It is only a religious fundamentalist that will discourage the unconditional love act and sexual attraction between two easy going, innocent, harmless, ordinary consenting God believing adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful to each other, committed to each other, truthful to each other, honest, lasting that's a lifetime life-long and loyal same-sex monogamous relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour, who love each other, enjoy each other’s company, are mutually respectful to each other, mutually supportive to each other, and all that and more, sometimes without sex necessarily being the leading or most important thing for them, loving each other
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Religion / Re: THE TRUTH DOES NOT CHANGE: Matthew 19:10-12. by MuttleyLaff: 3:30am On Jan 12, 2021 |
"Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free." - John 8:32 Its very easy to know who are pissed you off because they dont want to be free |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 1:28am On Jan 12, 2021 |
haddeylium:If you provide reference you are basing your premise that "God's arrangement for sexual relation is strictly between a male and a female" sic on, I bet that the reference is talking about another arrangement other than sexual relationship haddeylium:You are mining a straw man here haddeylium:Quit comparing apples with oranges jor because homosexuality is not in the same category or league with bestiality. The practices, comments and attractions are not the same. The former is always a practice, comment and attraction between two easy going, innocent, harmless, ordinary consenting God believing adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful to each other, committed to each other, truthful to each other, honest, lasting that's a lifetime life-long and loyal same-sex monogamous relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour, who love each other, enjoy each other’s company, are mutually respectful to each other, mutually supportive to each other, and all that and more, sometimes without sex necessarily being the leading or most important thing for them, loving each other, while the latter (i.e. bestiality) always is a practice, comment and attraction between a confused human being and an animal haddeylium:1/ What specifically of the homosexual conducts, do "Genuine Christains" sic and your very humble self condemn? 2/ List specifically what is/are the evil in homosexual conduct(s) that "Genuine Christains" sic and your very humble self condemn? cc: WoundedLamb, dogmart 1 Like
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Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 1:28am On Jan 12, 2021 |
The5DME:Smh sigh. What a lopsided way to start a post The5DME:"You, therefore, will be perfect [growing into spiritual maturity both in mind and character, actively integrating godly values into your daily life], as your heavenly Father is perfect." - Matthew 5:48 Smh sigh again at the spiritually bereft, crass ignorance comment publicly made here The5DME:Adam & Eve, Adam & Steve and even Madam & Eve are each and all made to feel attracted to themselves. There is nothing like "Anything other than that is an ' error' on the pargof our creators" sic The5DME:What specifically is it or what specifically is there, to want to blame homosexuals for or even blame God about, hmm? cc: WoundedLamb, dogmart |
Religion / Re: The Main Thing In Life by MuttleyLaff: 12:22am On Jan 12, 2021 |
Bodydiialect57:"25One day an expert in religious law stood up to test Jesus by asking him this question: “Teacher, what should I do to inherit eternal life?” 26Jesus replied, “What does the law of Moses say? How do you read it?” 27The man answered, “‘You must love the LORD your God with all your heart, all your soul, all your strength, and all your mind.’ And, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’” 28“Right!” Jesus told him. “Do this and you will live!” 29The man wanted to justify his actions, so he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?” 30Jesus replied with a story: “A Jewish man was traveling from Jerusalem down to Jericho, and he was attacked by bandits. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him up, and left him half dead beside the road. 31“By chance a priest came along. But when he saw the man lying there, he crossed to the other side of the road and passed him by. 32A Temple assistantd walked over and looked at him lying there, but he also passed by on the other side. 33“Then a despised Samaritan came along, and when he saw the man, he felt compassion for him. 34Going over to him, the Samaritan soothed his wounds with olive oil and wine and bandaged them. Then he put the man on his own donkey and took him to an inn, where he took care of him. 35The next day he handed the innkeeper two silver coins, telling him, ‘Take care of this man. If his bill runs higher than this, I’ll pay you the next time I’m here.’ 36“Now which of these three would you say was a neighbor to the man who was attacked by bandits?” Jesus asked. 37The man replied, “The one who showed him mercy.” Then Jesus said, “Yes, now go and do the same.”" - Luke 10:25-37 Your neighbour is a human being you dont discriminate against, or having prejudice against, especially when their sexuality or sexual orientation, is what the discrimination, narrow-mindedness and/or prejudice is based on, lmso.. Two easy going, innocent, harmless, ordinary consenting God believing adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful to each other, committed to each other, truthful to each other, honest, lasting that's a lifetime life-long and loyal same-sex monogamous relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour, who love each other, enjoy each other’s company, are mutually respectful to each other, mutually supportive to each other, and all that and more, sometimes without sex necessarily being the leading or most important thing for them, loving each other, he/she is that anyone, anybody and someone that God so love. For God so love the world and God is Love..
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Religion / Re: The Main Thing In Life by MuttleyLaff: 8:37pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
Bodydiialect57:Love thy neighbour ..., is what scripture says, and not love because anyone, someone or anybody are children of God 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 8:33pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
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Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 7:13pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 6:51pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
A dog destined to be lost, does not listen to hear the hunter's whistle. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 6:22pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
jesusjnr2020:You'll be reported if you ever again call me names So if you know what's good for you, you better continue to behave yourself and stay in line to sustain your so far until just now, good behaviour 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 6:03pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
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Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 12:14pm On Jan 11, 2021 |
lexy2014:[img]https://i./origin/6b/6b078a79d3e23e5e20ef6d18d68d4a62_w200.gif[/img] I should have known One word: Troll |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 11:07am On Jan 11, 2021 |
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Religion / Re: Can A Believer Ever Convince An Atheist by MuttleyLaff: 10:32am On Jan 11, 2021 |
johnw47: MuttleyLaff: DrLiveLogic:...aaa bbb..., ...aaa bbb..., a, b, c, testing, testing, testing lmso, is the beginning of wisdom, lmso DrLiveLogic:Yeah, when you quote a post is already within the sight of the bot, it's algorithm will automatically hide your submitted post and withdraw your posting privilege(s) PS: There is a particular gif, if used, will earn you a ban and your post hidden. If you quote the post with that gif too, you'll automatically get banned and your post censored 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 9:55am On Jan 11, 2021 |
lexy2014:Quit asking me daft questions as if you are obstinately dumb and blind. Go back to check that I gave kind instructions to go read certain verses and did not try explain anything. You are required to go read the verses so you may arrive at having a realisation and epiphany moment. I didnt introduce Leviticus 20:13 into the thread What is that so difficulty for you to do, in reading up Leviticus 20 properly and correctly, in order to get a proper handle of what Leviticus 20:13, that usually is read in isolation is really talking about and its relation with homosexuality that isn't acceptable nor permissible |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today by MuttleyLaff: 9:18am On Jan 11, 2021 |
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12970357_bigbirdkuti2021011111_jpeg6e67cd4a701719138986b5fadde7bce5 The daughter, is defo, a chip off the old block. Look at her Kuti dynasty stern frank and focused countenance. With such a perfect raised fist aka clenched fist like that, I'll say watch out for her activism(s) in the future HBD to you my brother 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 9:08am On Jan 11, 2021 |
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Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 9:00am On Jan 11, 2021 |
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Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 8:54am On Jan 11, 2021 |
lexy2014:Your crass display of pig-headiness doesn't faze anyone here and you're not only doing yourself, but in addition, you're deceiving and fooling yourself, if you think this is anything to be called a display of emotions. You seriously need to get cure for your learning disability and inability to follow simple instructions, lmso |
Religion / Re: The Main Thing In Life by MuttleyLaff: 8:27am On Jan 11, 2021 |
Bodydiialect57:Sometimes, the person that you truly meant to fall in love with, will come into your life, in the strangest, most unexpected way and even in certain peculiar cases, in an unanticipated sex, lmso 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 8:07am On Jan 11, 2021 |
lexy2014:[img]https://media./images/f879ac0258098623c7d587d6cd057b4f/tenor.gif[/img] An unteachable adult, is like a dry fish that cant be folded or like a stubborn goat, that cant be given kind instructions to comply with, lmso. Goats will always stubbornly act according to their nature anyways, lmso |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 7:52am On Jan 11, 2021 |
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Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 7:36am On Jan 11, 2021 |
lexy2014: "1Then the LORD said to Moses, 2“Tell the Israelites, ‘Any Israelite or foreigner living in Israel who gives any of his children to Molech must be put to death. The people of the land are to stone him. 3And I will set My face against that man and cut him off from his people, because by giving his offspring to Molech, he has defiled My sanctuary and profaned My holy name. 4And if the people of the land ever hide their eyes and fail to put to death the man who gives one of his children to Molech, 5then I will set My face against that man and his family and cut off from among their people both him and all who follow him in prostituting themselves with Molech. 13If a man lies with a man as with a woman, they have both committed an abomination. They must surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." - Leviticus 20:1-5 and 13 Few but not Exhaustive Bonus Verses, lmso "There were even male shrine prostitutes in the land; the people engaged in all the detestable practices of the nations the LORD had driven out before the Israelites." - 1 Kings 14:24 "He banished the male shrine prostitutes from the land and removed all the idols that his fathers had made." - 1 Kings 15:12 "He tore down the houses of the male temple prostitutes who were in the LORD's temple, where women did weaving for Asherah." - 2 Kings 23:7 Lazy brain cant obediently, as kindly instructed to, be bothered to personally read Leviticus 20 in whole, to see the Leviticus 20:1-5 connect with Leviticus 20:13 in regards the subject of unacceptable and non permissible homosexuality. Fyi, Leviticus 20:2-3, is talking about parents who gave up the sons at an early age to serve as male temple prostitutes (i.e. male version devadasi) also known as sacred qadesh (i.e. male cult temple prostitutes/servants in Hebrew, lmso) |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 5:09am On Jan 11, 2021 |
StarFire08:[img]https://media./images/25193b5d10155c70e8e6f84427cdeb7b/tenor.gif[/img] "9Then he said, “Anyone with ears to hear should listen and understand.” 10Later, when Jesus was alone with the twelve disciples and with the others who were gathered around, they asked him what the parables meant. 11He replied, “You are permitted to understand the secret of the Kingdom of God. But I use parables for everything I say to outsiders, 12so that the Scriptures might be fulfilled: ‘When they see what I do, they will learn nothing. When they hear what I say, they will not understand. Otherwise, they will turn to me and be forgiven.’” 13Then Jesus said to them, “If you can’t understand the meaning of this parable - Mark 4:9-13 In a consistent fair and impartial way, I have on all occasions, been on point, but posters like you are always looking to choose options that grants them rewards with the least amount of effort used at their end. StarFire08: Your problem is your brain is misleading you, which is why, seeing the message(s), you do not see the message(s), and hearing the message(s), you do not hear the message(s), nor do you understand the message(s) and the subject matter. Also, what if I tell you that the other reason, why you dont see the point(s) and message(s) in the post(s) is because of you having a lazy and inefficient brain, lmso. The brain is awesome, but I so just wish, everyone wisely, efficiently and effectively use it, lmso |
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