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Religion / Re: Stretch Forth Thy Hand!! by MuttleyLaff: 12:29pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Acehart: Bodydiialect57:@Acehart Yep! Stop underachieving. Stop squandering the potential God gave you. STRETCH FORTH THY HAND! Don’t slack, Don’t go worthless or useless. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: How Was Jesus King Of The Jews? by MuttleyLaff: 10:35am On Jan 15, 2021 |
Nicenancy:"And the LORD said to Samuel, “Listen to the voice of the people in all that they say to you. For it is not you, they have rejected, but they have rejected Me as their king. (i.e. Do everything they say to you,” the LORD replied, “for they are rejecting me, not you. They don’t want Me to be their king any longer.)" - 1 Samuel 8:7 I am sure you are familiar with that above 1 Samuel 8:7 verse and you also know that Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide word, is God Incarnate. You do know what God Incarnate means, dont you, lmso, hmm? By the way, His response was "It is as you say" (i.e. So you say) I just love the John 18:33-34 battle of wits. No doubt Pilate isnt a match 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: It's My Birthday by MuttleyLaff: 10:26am On Jan 15, 2021 |
toyinaremu:[img]https://media./images/474916efe4e27404c866a08e0935c3a8/tenor.gif[/img] Happy Birthday toyinaremu! I pray you have a phenomenal time today. I also pray you henceforth get all your bread and even all the crumbs too. In fact, 3 John 1:2, "Beloved, I pray you, to prosper concerning all things and to be in good health, just as your soul prospers." 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Do Homosexuals Have A Place In God's Kingdom? by MuttleyLaff: 6:10am On Jan 15, 2021 |
Religion / Re: New World Order Plan For 2021 by MuttleyLaff: 8:21pm On Jan 14, 2021 |
donnie:Do you worship the beast and his image? If your answer is No, then even with the mark on the forehead or in the hand, nothing is going to happen to you. Notice the distinction, that it says, "in his hand" and doesnt say "on his hand" or "on his arm" so the point I am making is that, vaccines are injected or put on the upper arm and not in the hand. Even if it kills, so what? We are confident, yes, well pleased rather to be absent from the body and to be present with the Lord in other words referencing 2 Corinthians 5:8 1 Like |
Religion / Re: New World Order Plan For 2021 by MuttleyLaff: 7:51pm On Jan 14, 2021 |
[img]https://media1./images/ef4a608cffd6fe92e0339a1038ce7e9f/tenor.gif?itemid=18027545[/img] "and they will pick up snakes with their hands. Even if they drink any deadly poison it will not hurt them (i.e. or even take the vaccine, it will not hurt them)" - Mark 16:18a 1 Like |
Religion / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Praying In Tongues? - Joseph Prince by MuttleyLaff: 7:38pm On Jan 14, 2021 |
Fortune118005:[img]https://media./images/89eae0595f742edb32439b9ce25c1399/tenor.gif[/img] |
Religion / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Praying In Tongues? - Joseph Prince by MuttleyLaff: 3:52pm On Jan 14, 2021 |
HigherEd:[img]https://media./images/39111464d58426da2920a865b9745c7e/tenor.gif[/img] lmso |
Religion / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Praying In Tongues? - Joseph Prince by MuttleyLaff: 1:55pm On Jan 14, 2021 |
HigherEd: MuttleyLaff:[img]https://media./images/b2d8266804889ec607ef0c4f0ae2b371/tenor.gif[/img] Two days left for Saturday the 16th, lmso |
Religion / Re: The Question you should be asking! by MuttleyLaff: 11:08am On Jan 14, 2021 |
Ehehehehe! Chai! Comedy Central. Ehehehehe! |
Religion / Re: How Can I Know I Am Saved? Or Born Again? by MuttleyLaff: 10:04am On Jan 14, 2021 |
Religion / Re: The Danger Of Marrying Gentile Women by MuttleyLaff: 4:01am On Jan 14, 2021 |
Religion / Re: How Can I Know I Am Saved? Or Born Again? by MuttleyLaff: 3:02am On Jan 14, 2021 |
EFULEFU1: MuttleyLaff:... MuttleyLaff: MuttleyLaff:"1Now there was a certain man among the Pharisees named Nicodemus, a ruler (member of the Sanhedrin) among the Jews, 2who came to Jesus at night and said to Him, “Rabbi (Teacher), we know [without any doubt] that You have come from God as a teacher; (i.e. that God has sent You to teach us) for no one can do these signs [these wonders, these attesting miracles] that You do unless God is with Him.” 3Jesus answered him, “I assure you and most solemnly say to you, unless a person is born again [reborn from above--spiritually transformed, renewed, sanctified], he cannot [ever] see and experience the kingdom of God.” - John 3:1 @ EFULEFU1 , notice thoughtfully, what Yahshua Ha Mashiah, aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, said in John 3:3, in response to Nicodemus' opening statement, confession, admitting and acknowledgement said in John 3:2 EFULEFU1: MuttleyLaff:"Jesus replied, “You are the [great and well-known] teacher of Israel, and yet you do not know nor understand these things [from Scripture]? (i.e. “Are you the teacher of Israel and yet you do not understand these things?)'' - John 3:10 To be born again is a given, hence notice, that Yahshua Ha Mashiah, aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, never preached nor taught about it until when the one time, in the middle of the night private audience with Nicodemus that the subject came up. Also further notice, how in John 3:10, Yahshua Ha Mashiah, aka Jesus Christ, reprimanded Nicodemus for not knowing "common biblical knowledge" these things, such as like the matter of being born again, lmso |
Religion / Re: The Question you should be asking! by MuttleyLaff: 1:44am On Jan 14, 2021 |
elated177: Have some respect for yourself Self respect? Get some! Soot, that thinks, its snowflake, lol, smh. Awodi (i.e. black kite) that thinks, its an eagle. Smh lmso sigh.
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Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 6:32am On Jan 13, 2021 |
chukwunweikeemi: MaxInDHouse:Go study epigenetics and/or the nature of epigenesis, and from that learn how gay babies come out from heterosexual aka straight male father(s) and female mother(s) lmso. Smh sigh. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 6:05am On Jan 13, 2021 |
culf:All these are not the answer to the "What specifically is it, you dislike in the act?" question you in an exact and pinpointed way was asked, but since its evident that you're dodging the truth and not giving the straight answer to the original question, then, I'll change attention to the fours responses you've provided 1/ Give three to five specifics of what "Everything about the act" is 2/ What are the three to five specifics of why your culture is against it? 3/ What are the three to five specifics of why your religion/faith is against it? 4/ What are the three to five specifics of why your belief or "believe too" sic is against it? Please use the same numbered and style format the questions were asked you, when giving back your answers, meaning give your answers back as the questions are numbered written. Thank you very much culf:I dont want you to be intentionally vague and evasive again or be trying hard to avoid being pinned down, so please honestly, sincerely and truthfully tell, one by one, what in the act, you specifically dislike. Please be warned that, if necessary, I won't hesitate to probe your answer further for more information to extract. OK? lmso |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 6:05am On Jan 13, 2021 |
chukwunweikeemi:[img]https://media./images/14cd04951335766288c672c30e186f98/tenor.gif[/img] Out of where did all this malarkey come out from? MuttleyLaff:Smh sigh at the show of Biblical illiteracy displayed by everyone and now chukwunweikeemi, ignorantly mentioning S&G with incorrect reason why the city, contrary to what is evident in Genesis 18:16-23 above, that the city was pencilled down to be destroyed, long before the angels ever went in, to the city |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 11:26pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
chukwunweikeemi:1/ What exactly is in homosexuality is disgusting and vile practice? 2/ Why in the first would you want to imagine the the act? Is there something else the reason for that, hmm? 3/ Pray for yourself first. Remove the plank of wood in your eyes first, before thinking of the speck in other people's eyes |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 10:52pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
The5DME:I think I recognise you now. You're James Hardly Chase. Bwahahaha ha. I know you have more sense than typing a low grade comment this |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 10:12pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
MuttleyLaff: MaxInDHouse:Nobody cares about who your God is and I dont give a monkey's for your sorry arsed submission. Now, that you're having a hard time telling us what exactly, putting your finger on it, is perverted sex in permissible and acceptable homosexuality, then why not alternatively, tell, what exactly is evil in homosexuality |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 5:15pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:You know that you really arent geared up for this, so why not just whilst you still have the chance to and with your dignity still intact, just jack it in but if you insist you wont, then why not tell, what exactly, putting your finger on it, is perverted sex in permissible and acceptable homosexuality? |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 3:57pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
MuttleyLaff: The5DME:I am fearfully and wonderfully made normal. MaxInDHouse:[img]https://media./images/e3544b8117d3ecbb0cb8751f1ce0ff71/tenor.gif[/img] |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 3:53pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:I dont accept nor appreciate hollow and insincere "Thanks for your time Sir" malarkies, so stuff it up your where the sun dont shine |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 3:45pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:I feel sorry for you. Smh, because you've gone for worse. You cant even read a short post properly and correctly |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 3:20pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
MaxInDHouse:"Not many of you should become teachers, my brothers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly" - James 3:1 Who is Ọgbẹni? Ko ra lẹnu ẹ. Arifin. Shioor! Its something like this and gossiping, that you'll be flexing your muscles and wanting to bust a blood vessel vein over. Fyi, the gospel is Galatians 3:28-29, 1 Corinthians 13:13 and more. If and when I teach, I let it beforehand be known I am |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 2:47pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
chieveboy: Ugwuoha:[img]https://media./images/bd987645e2c57f4783bb4a514c6b29d7/tenor.gif[/img] Clarity in words? Really? |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 2:03pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
The5DME: MuttleyLaff: The5DME: MuttleyLaff: MaxInDHouse:You ought to have outgrown all these gossipy behaviour Do you approve of all heterosexual acts, hmm mister man? Answer nah Seems you are deaf in hearing and blind to sight. How many times must you be corrected that I am not preaching nor teaching, erhn? |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 1:51pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
haddeylium:If you want to hide something from someone suffering from a short attention span, microwave, fast food syndrome, put it in lengthy words or a book! haddeylium:If you can't explain the background and settings for God's disapproval of the homosexuality mentioned in Leviticus 18:22 simply, plainly and convingingly then it shows you don't understand the verse Leviticus 18:22 at all and well enough. Scroll up to recheck my comment and see that bestiality is a complete no contest, no, no. |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 1:42pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
The5DME:[img]https://s5/images/MuttleyLaffSLJackonStare.gif[/img] |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 1:30pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
The5DME:Yeah, good idea if you are ready to jump from the frying pan into the fire place, lmso |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 1:25pm On Jan 12, 2021 |
haddeylium:You need to calm done, then go back to re-read the comment you are responding to with the "What makes you think People that are attracted are confused?" invalid question haddeylium:Smh sigh. Are those animals capable of verbally consenting to human beings that they are happy, harmless, love to and enjoy having sexual intercourse and/or relationship with human beings until death do part them, hmm? haddeylium:Do not make the mistake of reading a bible verse in isolation or solitarily, as if the single verse exist just on its own lmso. 1/ Why specifically is a man lying with mankind, as with womankind in Leviticus 18:22, declared to be an abomination? 2/ Why specifically is a woman lying with womankind, as with mankind, not reference in Leviticus 18:22, and also not declared to be an abomination? 3/ What is the setting, situation on ground, the background et cetera, for God's word to say sexual relation between the same male sex, is not allowed? haddeylium:Smh sigh. You are a confused and lost case haddeylium:You have comprehension problems. Do you at all understand what the red strikeout X marks means, lmso? haddeylium:God's procreation relation pattern is a given, between a male (i.e. Adam) and female (i.e. Eve) haddeylium:Specify exactly what the sexual immorality is between two easy going, innocent, harmless, ordinary consenting God believing adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful to each other, committed to each other, truthful to each other, honest, lasting that's a lifetime life-long and loyal same-sex monogamous relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour, who love each other, enjoy each other’s company, are mutually respectful to each other, mutually supportive to each other, and all that and more, sometimes without sex necessarily being the leading or most important thing for them, loving each other? 1 Like 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Homosexuals Are Proof That God Is Not Perfect. by MuttleyLaff: 11:19am On Jan 12, 2021 |
Phraences: haddeylium:"There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus." - Galatians 3:28 Procreation, is between a Male and Female. Sexual relation and/or sexual pleasure is between a Male and Female, between a Male and Male or even between a Female and Female Sexual immorality, is association with infidelity, promiscuity, adultery, fornication, extramarital affairs, cheating, sowing wild oats, pagan sexual ritual practices, temple prostitutions et cetera If those that are attracted to same-sex or opposite sex wants to please God, then they should love because God is love. God is the epitome of love, lmso Three things will last forever—faith, hope, and love—and the greatest of these is love (i.e. 1 Corinthians 13:13) 1 Like |
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