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Religion / Re: They Barbed Samson's Hair But They Forgot To Put A Barber To Keep Barbing... by MuttleyLaff: 6:49pm On Jan 19, 2021 |
uchkochi: Laugh with an Amen at end of the laugh |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 5:41pm On Jan 19, 2021 |
Believe every ISOLELE argument and "holy land of isoolele" counter argument you read on this thread at your own risk
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Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 9:38am On Jan 19, 2021 |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 7:27am On Jan 19, 2021 |
Image123:[img]https://media1./images/3b20a7e1b8cb54a8f42dc6d48a57568b/tenor.gif?itemid=13905749[/img] Just ignore him, because he's on his period, lmso and also, just as like his former pastor, he is grumpy on the outside, morose and malcontent on the inside |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 12:30am On Jan 19, 2021 |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 12:06am On Jan 19, 2021 |
donnie:[img]https://media./images/270d7678a7ed9eb75494b66621d3f34c/tenor.gif[/img] Brianwashing kor, drainwashing ni You defo know better to peddle your loony "Christianity and white Jesus" wares to someone else and not me. Mtcheew. I blame the rebellious and arrogant spirit you have. MuttleyLaff: donnie: You going to learn today. Smh sigh KMFT. I blame your biblical illiteracy, and bereft of well, solid deep theology grounding. Even babies in the faith, have the biblical sense to know that Yah, is not the personal name of God because I repeat, it is unknown and it is, just as, I and most on the Religion forum, dont know your personal name. We know you, as donnie on the Religion forum, but donnie, defo isnt your personal name, lmso. I can do a wild guess, that it's a descriptor name, you selected to use on Nairaland and be called by it, because you once admired Donnie McClurkin, the penterascal American gospel singer and minister, lmso or alternatively, it's because you like the name's connection with someone bearing that name being a chief, king, noble or brown. Anyway, fyi the name Yah, a derivative of the another word Yahweh, is a descriptor and is not at all God's personal name. The word Yahweh , is a vocalised uttering of the Tetragrammaton (i.e. YHWH) and comes from a root word that means "become, exist, self exist, to become," which is from how God told Moshe aka Moses, to the tell the Israelites that "I will become what I choose to become" is who sent him, Moshe aka Moses, to them if/when he'll be asked for God's name. God sidestepped giving Moshe aka Moses any personal name but instead offered Moshe aka Mose, the Yahweh descriptor name (i.e. I AM that I AM or I AM who I AM or even I WILL BE WHAT I WILL BE or I will become what I choose to become) to tell the Israelites, when/if they ask of His name. donnie, your babaringa don hook for barbwire. Please don't fool yourself, quoting Psalms 68:4, and proof-texting with it, trying to pass on that Yah is God's personal name abeggy, when clearly it is not, lmso. YOLO (i.e. You're On Your Own) because scripture doesnt and rightly wouldnt support you that Yah/Yahweh/YHWH et cetera is God's personal name, lmso. YHWH, the Tetragrammaton, which is a composition of those four YHWH letters, that form the Hebrew word, from which the four letters transliterated as YHWH and articulated as Yahweh even shortened to Yah, is not God's personal name On three different and separate occasions, what is God's personal name was asked and on each three, different and separate occasions, the request to reveal what the personal name of God is, was not granted. Yakov aka Jacob was the first person, wanting to know what God's personal name is, but he met with a brick wall. Moshe aka Moses was the second person to try weasel out God's personal name, what he got in response was "Ehyeh Asher Ehyeh" meaning I AM that I AM or I AM who I AM or even I WILL BE WHAT I WILL BE or I will become what I choose to become. The last person to ask similar "what is the name of God" question, was Manoah, and for his trouble, he got a: "Why do you ask My name? It is beyond understanding. You don't need to know My name. And if you did, you couldn't understand it."" You think it is beans that the Yoruba, in capturing the essence and degree of understanding God, call Him "Eledumare" ni, hmm?. Aside the Yoruba calling God "Eledumare" or "Olodumare" they affectionately describes Him also as "Awamaridi" which when loosely translated means the "Unfathomable One" (i.e. The incapable of being fully understood One) Fyi, when you deconstruct the word "Eledumare" or "Olodumare" passed on, as a name for God, you'll interestingly find out that it actually is a portmanteau word, of which the constituent words when loosely translated, means, "the Owner or Custodian of absolute energy and infinite mysteries, who has knowledge of all blessings" God's personal name, is so potent and Wonderful, to be just like that, rolled off the lips of mortal human beings. I told you, you going to learn, lmso. I've just scratched the tip of the iceberg surface, there quite a lot more under the surface to tell about this unknown personal name of God matter, lmso. |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 9:38pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
letu: sapphiere:You mean full time African mystery or a full time African traditionalist like in the above, abi, yeah? Smh sigh. |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 9:28pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
letu:I have nothing to say, that isn't already out there and is easily found by whom cares to go for high hanging fruits letu:[img]https://media./images/9aeefdd51ce9606ec9d8f5f58988ade7/tenor.gif[/img] You got it all wrong and twisted. Why not, go back and re-read slowly but loud out, this time, my comment and gif, that you quoted and responded to. Smh sigh. |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 9:03pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
gaddafe: donnie:"Jesus answered them, “Healthy people don’t need a doctor—sick people do." - Luke 5:31 "When Jesus heard this, he said, “Healthy people don’t need a doctor—sick people do.”" - Matthew 9:12 "Luke, the beloved doctor, sends his greetings, and so does Demas.." - Colossians 4:14 "When Jesus heard this, he told them, “Healthy people don’t need a doctor—sick people do. I have come to call not those who think they are righteous, but those who know they are sinners. (i.e. I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners [who recognize their sin and humbly seek forgiveness]”" - Mark 2:17 @gaddafe, Luke, who credited to have written the Gospel that bears his name and also the book of Acts was a medical doctor, such that Yahshua Ha Mashiah, aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide word, people need when/if sick, so what invalid point are you making claiming that the Bible does not support the use of drugs when sick @donnie Receiving visions at night of angels leading them to a forest and showing them herbs to use to cure someone, is as demonic and devilish as they come So what, if the word Chemistry is from Khemet + mystery, the personal name of God, after all, is unknown and so, because it is a mystery. As for your unobjective and biased comment about Mundeles, did the Mundeles, use the knowledge of bark of willow trees to make aspirin that the females in your household use to ease their period pains with, and then, tell people it's evil ni, hmm? Go outside, look up and check out the sky, to see that, it is wide open enough for two birds to fly without their wings touching, so don't allow someone's insecurity, inferior complex, low self esteem et cetera be used as excuses for squandering God given potentials of using medicine to provide cure and/or healing with. 1 Like 1 Share |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 8:20pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
donnie:One is our own Prof. Maurice Iwu, Ex-INEC Chair, publisher of Handbook of African Medicinal Plants, which I found to be a very educational, informative and useful read |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 6:49pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
donnie:[img]https://media./images/dbce95ec8b2c7bd4f17bf6688f4a8efb/tenor.gif[/img] ... I know what you're saying, especially about the Big PHARMA and all, but all I am saying is that, dont out of arrogance, conflate a word's etymology with its current meaning. Just because the name Jacob, means "deceiver" or "supplanter" or "trickster" DOESN'T mean people dont get given the name to bear. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: PHARMACY Is A Greek Word Meaning Witchcraft by MuttleyLaff: 3:56pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
donnie: donnie:[img]https://media1./images/df55cc68eedf5d8548c3f00938d2c69b/tenor.gif?itemid=15028302[/img] If you don't repent, your rebellion and arrogance will be the end of you. Smh sigh. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: House On The Rock Projects Image Of An Owl (Moloch) During Communion by MuttleyLaff: 12:09pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
Acehart: @Acehart, It looks like a shot of a blown up fluttering pigeon. Who's the dealer? He/she needs straightened out 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Woman Hijacks Commercial Bus From Lagos Driver (Video, Photo) by MuttleyLaff: 11:10am On Jan 18, 2021 |
sapphiere:www.nairaland.com/attachments/12933070_12932763img20210103wa0044jpeg17bdf2e474adc0441dd566c6539119c6_jpeg_jpeg4fa993b29da4f71b4ef4e6b20ee609bc Always has been. We pretend its a man's world, but it really isnt 15 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham Celebrates Her Husband, Kolawole Ajeyemi On His Birthday (Photos) by MuttleyLaff: 10:53am On Jan 18, 2021 |
mayklef:[img]https://media./images/d7cf09f2d05a5ad54654b56c3d30406a/tenor.gif[/img] You bad gan, lmso I thought I saw him with a toupee on, the other time, like shown below
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Religion / Re: Where Do We Go When We Die? by MuttleyLaff: 9:30am On Jan 18, 2021 |
Nazgul:"10Then the disciples came to Jesus and asked, “Why do You speak to the people in parables?” 11He replied, “The knowledge of the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them. 12Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken away from him. 13This is why I speak to them in parables: ‘Though seeing, they do not see; though hearing, they do not hear or understand.’ 14In them the prophecy of Isaiah is fulfilled: ‘You will be ever hearing but never understanding; you will be ever seeing but never perceiving. 15For this people’s heart has grown callous; they hardly hear with their ears, and they have closed their eyes. Otherwise they might see with their eyes, hear with their ears, understand with their hearts, and turn, and I would heal them.’ 16But blessed are your eyes because they see, and your ears because they hear. 17For truly I tell you, many prophets and righteous men longed to see what you see but did not see it, and to hear what you hear but did not hear it." - Matthew 13:10-17 Please don't like a Pharisee aka Far -To-See, get this parable business thing all twisted out of turn and up. Make no mistake in not believing that, parables, as told by Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, in the Gospels, are simple make up stories used to explain a moral teaching or used to shed more light on a spiritual lesson. It is just like when you tell a joke, the joke is a make up story with punchline(s) providing humour, likely with an educational element accompany the joke delivery, to then cause audience/listener's laughter. Parables, as told by Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, are true to life but they are not any actually real life occurrences |
Religion / Re: House On The Rock Projects Image Of An Owl (Moloch) During Communion by MuttleyLaff: 7:58am On Jan 18, 2021 |
Acehart:Werey, wey dey, disguised, boku yafuyafu, for Nairaland's Religion forum, lmso. |
Religion / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Praying In Tongues? - Joseph Prince by MuttleyLaff: 6:27am On Jan 18, 2021 |
HigherEd: MuttleyLaff: MuttleyLaff: Today is Monday, the 18th of January [img]https://media1./images/4d3cd9ed2d20bd6aaee45d8f48645186/tenor.gif?itemid=16110666[/img] 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Fake Nigerian Prophets Of Year 2020 by MuttleyLaff: 6:22am On Jan 18, 2021 |
petra1:[img]https://media1./images/8a2773fd3d4476fe59eb09ee74aa9ec6/tenor.gif?itemid=13027107[/img] I can hail you too one of my dearest brothers. A blessed year it will continue to be for you in 2021. |
Religion / Re: Why Does God Hate Lies? by MuttleyLaff: 6:10am On Jan 18, 2021 |
Myer: Omooba77: CodeTemplar: CodeTemplar:"24So you see, we are shown to be right with God by what we do, not by faith alone. 25Rahab the prostitute is another example. She was shown to be right with God by her actions when she hid those messengers and sent them safely away by a different road" - James 2:25 "1Then Joshua son of Nun secretly sent two spies from Shittim, saying, “Go, inspect the land, especially Jericho.” So they went and entered the house of a prostitute named Rahab and stayed there. 2And it was reported to the king of Jericho: “Behold, some men of Israel have come here tonight to spy out the land.” 3So the king of Jericho sent to Rahab and said, “Bring out the men who came to you and entered your house, for they have come to spy out the whole land.” 4But the woman had taken the two men and hidden them. So she said, “Yes, the men did come to me, but I did not know where they had come from. 5At dusk, when the gate was about to close, the men went out, and I do not know which way they went. Pursue them quickly, and you may catch them!” 6(But Rahab had taken them up to the roof and hidden them among the stalks of flax that she had laid out there.) 7So the king’s men set out in pursuit of the spies along the road to the fords of the Jordan, and as soon as they had gone out, the gate was shut. 8Before the spies lay down for the night, Rahab went up on the roof 9and said to them, “I know that the LORD has given you this land and that the fear of you has fallen on us, so that all who dwell in the land are melting in fear of you. 10For we have heard how the LORD dried up the waters of the Red Seab before you when you came out of Egypt, and what you did to Sihon and Og, the two kings of the Amorites across the Jordan, whom you devoted to destruction. 11When we heard this, our hearts melted and everyone’s courage failed because of you, for the LORD your God is God in the heavens above and on the earth below. 12Now therefore, please swear to me by the LORD that you will indeed show kindness to my family, because I showed kindness to you. Give me a sure sign 13that you will spare the lives of my father and mother, my brothers and sisters, and all who belong to them, and that you will deliver us from death.” 14“Our lives for your lives!” the men agreed. “If you do not report our mission, we will show you kindness and faithfulness when the LORD gives us the land.” 15Then Rahab let them down by a rope through the window, since the house where she lived was built into the wall of the city. 16“Go to the hill country,” she said, “so that your pursuers will not find you. Hide yourselves there for three days until they have returned; then go on your way.” 17The men said to her, “We will not be bound by this oath you made us swear 18unless, when we enter the land, you have tied this scarlet cord in the window through which you let us down, and unless you have brought your father and mother and brothers and all your family into your house. 19If anyone goes out the door of your house into the street, his blood will be on his own head, and we will be innocent. But if a hand is laid on anyone with you in the house, his blood will be on our heads. 20And if you report our mission, we will be released from the oath you made us swear.” 21“Let it be as you say,” she replied, and she sent them away. And when they had gone, she tied the scarlet cord in the window. 22So the spies went out into the hill country and stayed there three days, until their pursuers had returned without finding them, having searched all along the road. 23Then the two men started back, came down from the hill country, and crossed the river. So they came to Joshua son of Nun and reported all that had happened to them. 24“The LORD has surely delivered the entire land into our hands,” they said to Joshua. “Indeed, all who dwell in the land are melting in fear of us.” - Joshua 2:1-24 @Myer, just as CodeTemplar had correctly chastised Omooba77 for saying "You are good scholar!" to you, I bring to you attention, that God had never instigated nor got anyone to lie. All that have lied in scripture, had done so willingly, voluntarily, at their own volition and/or by their own choice. Furthermore, CodeTemplar is correct, in that Rahab was justified by her faith, which is belief in Yahweh, being the God in the heavens above and on the earth below, who saves et cetera Now, Myer, I wont give in to your assertion that "God only hates lies against Him ..." because its not only lies against Him He hates but its making false witness against fellow human beings He hates too I also have objection to your other assertion, that "....These are instances where God Himself promoted lies according to the Bible" because permitting/allowing a lie to pass and/or letting someone, do something, like tell a lie et cetera, isnt necessarily promoting the lie. For example, you stepping aside for a rolling big boulder stone come down a hill/cliff/mountain doesnt means you allowed or caused the big boulder stone to roll and/or be rolling down the hill/cliff/mountain, but it means, you watched the big boulder stone begin to roll and let it, in an unhindered manner, roll finish and come to rest. Here is the bottom line, and it is, God hates untrue statement(s) (i.e. lies) made with intent to harm, intent to cause physical injury, purposely said to slander or defame, to badmouth, said to chase clout with et cetera |
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala's Mother Is Dead (Video) by MuttleyLaff: 9:12pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Confirmedzombie:www.nairaland.com/attachments/10828733_108216041061887498470144ed5f239f7714775b2c8e68090bd24fdjpegjpeg2d5db1e92ec45e20eaa09e6153ee24c1jpegjpege7504aa40b2b02b420ec037c13664b6bjpeg2827741ecc492f9c10e341b2b25cafcb_jpegddb3f1a07c36556422d5d472d0d200f9 Confirmedzombie Jerk. Werey dey disguise 3 Likes |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 7:35pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Ishilove:When in Rome, behave as the Romans. I can relate, as I used to shuttle between two countries. One was laid back lackadaisical and the other my original base is fast paced and moving. Whenever then, upon getting back to my base, I don't get told to fall in line and start behaving like the Joneses because they almost already are jostling me and bumping into me from me being walking as if I haven't a care in life whilst they are busy trying to get to work or some where. I too immediately "soji" myself and begin briskly going about my business |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 6:46pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Liposure:[img]https://media./images/58da3874fbf792c6682bdbb577052e9d/tenor.gif[/img] Me too, I no go lie, lmso, Its like déjà vu. I've being here before, but bacca any day, any time na the koko. |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 6:19pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:At least, leave some superlatives behind for others to describe themselves with too, nah, lmso. For being a self confessed Marlian, I like and love you more for that, lmso. Magnoliaa:The best race to be is Naija. Most AA are defo originally from somewhere on the West Africa coast, if not Naija sef |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 6:05pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Liposure:My guy, leave bweast matter for bacca jor, abeggy, but bweast too, hin dey sweet dey do blow blow or watch as hin dey do jangrover whenever madam dey busy doing on top, but sha hin no dey same league as bacca in my book. |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 5:54pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Liposure:[img]https://s2/images/200ad27a229ae546eed.gif[/img] Naimean. Especially shapely ones that talks, colloquially speaking my pipul will say, "idi to nsọrọ" |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 5:26pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:Nah only you all that a la Oliver Twist thing going on in there your siggy, lmso. Here all along, I used to think you were Chinese associated with Naija |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 4:46pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:[img]https://media./images/08fd6acc3accc493e463a91286d28884/tenor.gif[/img] I still use "wtf" justifiably for "where's the faith", lmso If you can justify what lol means, aside nondescript "laughing out loud" or "Lucifer our lord", then enjoy using it |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 4:36pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:Like you do, I used to post "lol", until I found the attached below info and since after then switched from anymore using it, to thereon start using "lmso" instead
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Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 4:02pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:"The wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does; and likewise the husband also does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does." - 1 Corinthians 7:4 That one nah sure banker. We own each other's body. So, Magnoliaa, I guess until a moment ago, you weren't familiar with the colloquial "laughing my socks off" then, hmm? I asked because this your "Smh. Sock? Iyen na da", I yam not understand |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 3:55pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:I don't do all that side eyes shenanigan nonsense with others, but yeah I do the "full eyes glinting mischievously" with my missus' bacca, lmso. |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by MuttleyLaff: 3:51pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:[img]https://media1./images/2204503e37a76a725b40b9899b2464cc/tenor.gif?itemid=7514943[/img] Have you ever laughed your sock off? |
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