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Foreign Affairs › Re: Jacob Zuma Narrowly Survives Impeachment by Mutuwa(m): 9:07pm On Aug 08, 2017

Reminds me of Honourable Julius malema..aka Juju

Romance › Re: How Do You Know He Or She Is The Right Person For You To Marry? by Mutuwa(m): 10:24pm On Aug 04, 2017

blackbeau1:
I've always heard people saying 'I just knew he/she was the one I wanted to spend my life with'. I'd like to know how you make that decision .is there an instant click or is it based on dating experience

That feeling of knowing who the right one is, only comes when the time is right.

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Romance › Re: What Will You Do If A Lady Is In Love With You And You Don't Love Her In Return? by Mutuwa(m): 6:20pm On Aug 02, 2017

vicfuntop:
She is not suppose to try that hard too. I mean your English too is beautiful. I am sorry o

All these mentions for me, I am honored. I will reply you guys when I get home. Nigerians sha, didn't I say I am sorry

Innuendo lady..

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If A Lady Is In Love With You And You Don't Love Her In Return? by Mutuwa(m): 6:10pm On Aug 02, 2017

Onojasteve:
A lady I met two months ego, fell deeply in love with me, and was very obsess with me, she does crazy things in the name of love, but I don't love her in return. she is not up to my standard, she uneducated, she lies, she form what she is not just to impress me. she dress funny to impress, she has damaged her body just to look fair because I like fair ladies.
I am tired of her harassment, and obsessions because I don't love her. I try to talk sense into her as a friend, but she hardly learn.
Please what do I do, have some one I truly admires for a wife.y our suggestions and advices is highly appreciated.
No insult pls.

There is a gulf of difference between love and infatuation.The latter,in most cases becomes first,before gradually graduating to love.

It is difficult for most people to ascertain at this stage.
Keep aside all the efforts she has made to arrest your mind,she might have done or been doing same to others,largely because of her low self esteem judging by what you said about her.

The mind of some women is akin to that of a fish.But there are two kinds of fish.The ones resident in a well and ones who live in the wide wild seas.

Keep telling her off politely and acting it,not just saying alone.

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Crime › Re: Father Of 5 Beats His Girlfriend To Death On Her Birthday, Over Infideli by Mutuwa(m): 3:11pm On Aug 02, 2017

freeangel715:
meeen u killed it that is d truth

Crime › Re: Father Of 5 Beats His Girlfriend To Death On Her Birthday, Over Infideli by Mutuwa(m): 1:49pm On Aug 02, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:

The worst thing that can happen to any man is to have a bad or troublesome sidechick.

I'm so grateful to the Lord for Onome and Belinda.

What do you expect from Africans,our marriages were designed to crumble,largely due to our innate nature and attitude towards making it not last.

Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes.

* Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.

* The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

* If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.

* The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.

* The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.

* if you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.

* Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.

* The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.

* The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.

* The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.

* the only time a wife looks closely to her husband's eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.

Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife.

They will begin to spread rumours around like: "chai, see as his'wife don carry juju cage am"

Copied..

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Replies Ada Slim: “It’s clear you are bitter and angry” by Mutuwa(m): 11:27am On Aug 02, 2017

NYSC › Re: Slaying In Camp – This Female Corper’s Outfit Got People Talking by Mutuwa(m): 6:25pm On Jul 26, 2017

sekem:
Women are usually materialistic. So they go for the material things. Men are not. So they don’t go for material things.

Nigga, she’s pregnant for crying out loud! Do you expect a pregnant girl to be attending classes with all those stress and mood swings, huh?

Any guy knows that it is only a girl that can easily tempt and lure a guy into sex. Women know this too…

There’s an old saying that says men age like wine meaning the older they get, the sweeter and better they taste. Women age like milk meaning the older they get, the sour they taste. Ughhh

Again, the wine and milk analogy

It’s a man’s world, duuh…

I said it’s a man’s world

What else do you expect in a world where sex can be easily traded for favors?

Nigga, you said this. I didn’t

impressive..wine and milk analogy is a crazy reality.

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NYSC › Re: Slaying In Camp – This Female Corper’s Outfit Got People Talking by Mutuwa(m): 7:56am On Jul 25, 2017

Fact...

When a man has a good car it attracts more ladies to him. When a lady has a good car it repels guys away from her. This is the world we live in.

A teenage boy impregnates his teenage girlfriend. The girl drops out of school, the boy continues his education. This is the word we live in.

A guy catches his girlfriend with another guy, he fights his girlfriend. A lady catches her guy with another lady, she fights the other lady. This is the word we live in.

The older a man becomes, the higher the number of ladies available for him. The older a lady becomes the fewer the number of guys available for her. This is the world we live in.

A 76 year old man can still marry a 26 year old lady. A 36 year old lady is tagged too old to get married. This is the world we live in.

A man divorces his wife today and the next day he is dating other ladies. Six months later he is married. While the divorced woman is is labeled a divorcee and remains single six years later. This is the world we live in.

A married man is caught in bed with another woman, his wife is asked to forgive him and move on. A married woman is caught in bed with another man, the husband asks her to leave his house. This is the world we live in.

If a man rises to be the CEO of the company, he got there by hard work and determination. If a woman rises to be the CEO of the company, she is suspected to get there by sleeping with the Board members. This is the world we live in.

Facts like these make some ladies angry at the world and channeling the anger towards men.
But most a times,it's their fault.

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Politics › Re: El-rufai Was Welcomed In Kagarko LGA By Crowd (Photos). by Mutuwa(m): 8:03pm On Jul 21, 2017

NorthSide:
The people's Governor

Ditto

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Vows To Resist Islamisation As He Visits Anambra by Mutuwa(m): 8:18am On Jul 19, 2017

mynd1:
This Albino terrorist again? this guy is a fraud and nonsense like this will only happen in useless Ipod land! if them born am well make him come North or West and see how we treat his madness! E be like say the deaths of over 3 million of his Ancestors never do am. mtchewww!

Welcome... cheesy

Politics › Re: Police Take Over NHIS Building Over Protest Plot By Suspended Secretary by Mutuwa(m): 7:32pm On Jul 17, 2017

najaka:
Still yet to reg for my NHIS

Please do,you won't regret.It's you,your husband and 4 biological children.you also have additional 2 dependants if you wish to add,all under you.Do you know how many lives you would have saved?

Politics › Re: Kano Fdi And Infrastructural Development by Mutuwa(m): 12:04pm On Jul 12, 2017

furrr:
And finally

Dole...

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Properties › Re: MANY MEN WILL LOVE THIS ❤❤❤ by Mutuwa(m): 6:21pm On Jul 09, 2017

Finestface:
Check in here for the best of designs

What kinda specialty?

Education › Re: English Sentences That Sound Crazy But Are Actually Correct by Mutuwa(m): 7:51am On Jul 04, 2017

mrMeen:
pronounce "peter piper picked a peck of a pickle pepper a peck of a pickle pepper peter piper pick if peter piper picked a peck of a pickle pepper where is peck of a pickle pepper peter piper picked.

bros....you wicked.. cry

Education › Re: English Sentences That Sound Crazy But Are Actually Correct by Mutuwa(m): 10:22pm On Jul 03, 2017

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Pronounce fast and many if you think you good!

Fashion › Re: Does It Matter What We Wear? by Mutuwa(m): 3:25pm On Jul 03, 2017

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Politics › Re: Former Yobe State Sen.bukar Abbah Ibrahim Caught In Sex Scandal With Two Ladies by Mutuwa(m): 9:37pm On Jul 02, 2017

*crosses legs on couch waiting for a counter news*

Politics › Re: Visitors' Seat At The Magistrate Court In Wuse, Abuja (Photo) by Mutuwa(m): 10:09am On Jun 13, 2017

oluwasegun400:
This is the seat provided for visitors at the Magistrate Court in Wuse II, Abuja.

Photo Credit: Sunday Akoji

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/06/13/photo-see-visitors-seat-at-the-magistrates-court-in-wuse-abuja/

when did Wuse 2 have a magistrate court?its a rhetorical question, and not to you the OP wink

Crime › Re: Two Drug Traffickers Arrested At The Lagos Airport by Mutuwa(m): 11:34am On Jun 10, 2017

SUPERPACK:
Joseph Oparaji Okechukwu,
Austine Ikenna Nnaji,

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Career › Re: 7 Ways You Waste Your Salary Without Knowing by Mutuwa(m): 7:38am On Jun 06, 2017

Buying/taking things in advance before the next payment date (especially women)

Travel › Re: 5 Ways To Overcome Flight Turbulence Anxiety by Mutuwa(m): 2:17pm On Jun 02, 2017

I recall being on an emirate flight last year back to Nigeria,at the notorious bwari area, the plane for some seconds,lost altitude. lipsrsealed

oh boy, no be small fear flash my mind.After all the last minute calling out to the almighty by different passengers,nomalcy returned.As if that was the end of it all,as soon as the first wheel of the plane touched down for landing, the plane swerved to another direction shocked

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so jumia travel, all this your points, just keep them.

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Romance › Re: Ladies: What Do You Do When Your Crush Doesn't Start A Chat(dm) Properly? by Mutuwa(m): 1:47pm On May 11, 2017

It's even better at least the guy is trying to express himself which is a part of "language studies" and not to impress.

The girls that are also malnourished in written English will keeping replying with dichotomous answers.

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Romance › Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Mutuwa(m): 8:18pm On May 08, 2017

kennygee:
How about guys?

you are supposed to list for us nah!then we can decide if you are wrong or otherwise grin

Romance › Re: 'Why Good Girls Don't Marry First' - Nigerian Lady Explains by Mutuwa(m): 6:34am On May 07, 2017

jconsulting:
Be deceiving yourself

You just talk am..

Romance › Re: What’s The Best Relationship Advice You can Give In Just One Sentence? by Mutuwa(m): 11:04pm On May 05, 2017

No relationship is a waste of time.
The bad ones just prepare you for the best.

Islam › Re: 10 Useless Matters - By Ibn Al-qiyyam by Mutuwa(m): 3:35pm On May 05, 2017

CarlosTheJackal:
What a Useless thread

What a useless comment. grin

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest 53 For Attending Gay Marriage In Zaria by Mutuwa(m): 8:17pm On Apr 19, 2017

kayyat:
Really.. To think its an islamic state sort of

a lot of sinister things happens even in islamic states.

Crime › Re: Police Arrest 53 For Attending Gay Marriage In Zaria by Mutuwa(m): 7:33pm On Apr 19, 2017

kayyat:
Gay marriage in Zaria

E shock you?

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Romance › Re: Please Is It All Girls That Wear Dirty Pants? by Mutuwa(m): 3:30pm On Apr 19, 2017

generalbush:
And you will think asslicking her will give you her details?

SMH

e pain you? sad

Romance › Re: Please Is It All Girls That Wear Dirty Pants? by Mutuwa(m): 3:04pm On Apr 19, 2017

Amarabae:
Go and learn a skill now you are young. Joblessness is bad.

BTW you've got good looking eyes. shocked

Travel › Re: 5 Ways To Spice Up Your Trip To Uyo by Mutuwa(m): 2:57pm On Apr 19, 2017

jasysandra:

you go follow me go uyo? grin

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