₦airaland Forum

Trusty15:
He comes back with stain of lipstick and brown powder on his slinglet and he said it was pure heaven and small stout.

He might have visited a cosmetic store,to buy surprise cosmetics for you and was convinced to sample some.
Another lie abi?

steppin:
Traditionalist ko, modernist ni.
Abeg, find better yarn.

Find better yarn,and detoxify yourself from erroneous presumptions.

steppin:
If he's a Christian and he needed attention that much, he would have used a Koran. That would have given him more publicity, cos Muslims are too sensitive about their religion. The people who born Korans in the US, are they Muslims?

Wrong.you don't know.simple.
He desecrated a Bible and that is it.His religion,only the almighty knows.Stop apportioning his acts to " probably" a Muslim when the article read "traditionalist".or don't you know the latter exists?

I tell myself that it is always good to be different,sometimes

Why not,if she is seen to reciprocate?Just because I dated her friend and it didn't go down well, doesn't negate the fact that I am restricted to date her.

What law or code exempts me from doing that? Is it a law of nature?

I will gladly date her as and when practicable.

steppin:
He's probably a Muslim on too much weed.

And how did you probably know?

ChangeIsCostant:
too much weed in action

That's the point.As far back as late 90's boys back then that I knew used the Bible page as (rizler) for smoking weed.

Suicide,over a girl....

A Bingo dog is more sensible than him.

I was.And we are happily married,with 2 kids.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]The funniest thing is that majority of these girls will still stay with the guy after all these evidence. And then, when he finally breaks up with them, they run on social media crying and laying curses. . . But you saw the fucking signs!

All brain, no commonsense. [/color]

This is why their private part suffer the most.

Nice one Op.
That's my bank.Left GT bank for it.

As heard from the video,majority are Chadian's.A French colony.Hmm.

Old people de this thread o!

EgusiSoup:
Foolishness at its exponential peak indicating loss of stable mental symbiosis

Ditto

dollyjoy:
The irony is that most funny guys live very sad life.

Kinda true.

DropShot:
Why didn't the shameless senate refuse their confirmation. That was a valid ground to reject them but since they're not directly affected by those ones, they glossed over their obvious inability to recite the anthem.

Magu will remain the EFCC Chairman except PMB has a deadlier person to use.

I like this.Hammed Ali (C.G) customs would have been deadlier.

DropShot:
The Senate is a joke.

Soon, they'll have a reason to confirm Magu.

They did more than this with confirmation of ministerial nominees then.

And those that couldn't recite the national anthem and pledge, yet claim they are Nigerians.

Mimzyy:
Evening guys, what exactly is your problem? Why does your blood pressure rise to 130 once you see a lady behind the wheels?

Why will you try to overtake without indicating simply because she is a lady?

Why do you feel intimidated then increase your speed once you notice that the driver who is neck to neck with you is a lady?

Why will you feel too proud to say sorry when you hit her car and you are clearly at fault? Ooops, i forgot, she is a lady!!!

I think it is about time that you men accord the female drivers the respect that we deserve. Some women are even better drivers than you are .

~PieceOfMyMIND~

Some guys not all guys..

Guys that exhibit what you put down are otherwise,the wise ones won't do that.

Some of the worst drivers are females.All glued up to the steering and fully focused.If you are too careful you make mistakes.

Women deserve respect yes ,but only when you respect yourselves aswell.

Toks2008:
Most boys you mean?

Real men prefer your natural looks..quote me anywhere.

You are not wrong my guy.I tell my wife less or no makeup.I tell my female colleagues at work same.

softwerk:
And reward those that have made some cool millions for the customers?!

Yeh.. they understood the maths nah!

AfonjaStinks:


INNOCENT KIDS

BUHARI

YOU WILL NEVER GO UNPUNISHED

But that road had been notorious even before Buhari.
It's either you were born today,or slightly tipsy.

Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10. The villagers knew that the jungle held countless monkeys, easily caught. The man bought 2 thousand.

As the supply diminished, they become difficult to catch, and villagers returned to their farms.  The man announced that he would pay $20. The villagers renewed their efforts and caught 1,000 more monkeys.

The supply quickly diminished, but before they returned to their farms the man increased his offer to $40 each.  Monkeys became so rare that it was difficult to even see a monkey let alone catch it. But they caught 500.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $100! However, since he had to go to the city on some business his assistant would now buy for the man.   The man departed.

Then the assistant told the villagers, “Look at all these monkeys the man has in that big cage.  I will sell them to you at $50 each. When the man comes back you can sell the monkey’s back to him for $100.” The villagers queued up with all their saving to buy the monkeys.  The assistant took their money. They never saw either the man or his assistant again.

Lesson: Open your eyes, and look with it.

Old excerpt..

Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10. The villagers knew that the jungle held countless monkeys, easily caught. The man bought 2 thousand.

As the supply diminished, they become difficult to catch, and villagers returned to their farms.  The man announced that he would pay $20. The villagers renewed their efforts and caught 1,000 more monkeys.

The supply quickly diminished, but before they returned to their farms the man increased his offer to $40 each.  Monkeys became so rare that it was difficult to even see a monkey let alone catch it. But they caught 500.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $100! However, since he had to go to the city on some business his assistant would now buy for the man.   The man departed.

Then the assistant told the villagers, “Look at all these monkeys the man has in that big cage.  I will sell them to you at $50 each. When the man comes back you can sell the monkey’s back to him for $100.” The villagers queued up with all their saving to buy the monkeys.  The assistant took their money. They never saw either the man or his assistant again.

Lesson: Always allow the human Intellect in you to flow and capture reality.Open your eyes and look with it.
Nothing good comes easy.

Old Excerpt..

Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10. The villagers knew that the jungle held countless monkeys, easily caught. The man bought 2 thousand.

As the supply diminished, they become difficult to catch, and villagers returned to their farms.  The man announced that he would pay $20. The villagers renewed their efforts and caught 1,000 more monkeys.

The supply quickly diminished, but before they returned to their farms the man increased his offer to $40 each.  Monkeys became so rare that it was difficult to even see a monkey let alone catch it. But they caught 500.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $100! However, since he had to go to the city on some business his assistant would now buy for the man.   The man departed.

Then the assistant told the villagers, “Look at all these monkeys the man has in that big cage.  I will sell them to you at $50 each. When the man comes back you can sell the monkey’s back to him for $100.” The villagers queued up with all their saving to buy the monkeys.  The assistant took their money. They never saw either the man or his assistant again.

Lesson: Always allow the human Intellect in you to flow and capture reality.Open your eyes and look with it.
Nothing good comes easy.

daclint:
Wetin consignnnnnn me :


Sips kerosene

*falls from plane staring at kerosene being drunk*


Some one de arrange A.P with en GOD o!

robminds:
It is alarming how China keeps producing rubbish to Africa to consume.

From electronics to consumables, wears, etc, we have always been shortchanged by this Asian country. The worst of it all is that they do not consider the health risk of most of these things they produce for the countries.

In developed nations, this is toughly prevented by strong regulatory bodies. But in Africa especially Nigeria, corruption does not allow the agencies to be firm and fight influx of the markets with substandard and fake products.

Both ports, boundaries and other channels where these items come in, continue to open and porous.

After watching the video below, i strongly felt disturbed.
http://www.robminds.com/2016/12/13/warned-video-will-shock-humans-consume-bodies-unknowingly/

http://www.secretfashionfixes.ie/p/compact-towelettes---10-pack/towelette

It's either the woman is ignorant of its existence or her boss wants her dead.

That unconditional love should come after marriage.

prettyAdaolisa:
Lol...but I am yet to get married...

Ur message was as if I newly got married!

Thanks anyways

Alright then..

prettyAdaolisa:
Are u referring to me...or the picx?

You. As you wrote that your marriage would be more stylish than what the OP posted.

prettyAdaolisa:
*runs after him!*

Wish you a successful marital bliss though.
I await your invitation.
Welcome to eternal matrimony where there is nothing like happily ever after.

prettyAdaolisa:
Lol....more than that..

I am making plans...I think it should be from the moon...the moon will fly us down...still working on it sha...

*runs away*
Your own ne be here!