₦airaland Forum

prinsam30:
now I understand perfectly well, u lack home training good night

prinsam30:
and u haven't said anything reasonable to counter my claims

what a wasted generation

prinsam30:
I was there when it all went down but fear no let me carry phone dey snap the event

it all started like this....

I woke up early this morning, made my way to the bank, Manchester road precisely where GTBank was situated, I got there, there was no money at the ATM machine, infact I went round the whole Zaria non of the banks ATM machines was loaded with money (like say na plan work).

I got to diamond bank round about, made my way up to zenith bank, I got there but the crowd there was something else, so as I was about leaving, two of the mopols guiding the bank were arguing then one of them asked the other to hand over his rifle to him if not he will shoot him, like play like play, the guy cocked his rifle, his name was Ayuba Hamisu while the other one was Joshua Matthew both of them were Sergeants and attached to Mopol 47 squadron Zaria, so Joshua handed over his rifle to Ayuba knowing fully well that Ayuba has already cocked his rifle and anything can happen, while the rest mopols were just looking in amaze.

The next thing I heard was, lie down, at this moment I knew something terrible was about to happen.

So I left the premises of the bank, kick starts my vehicle and drove off immediately, suddenly it was not up to 30seconds I heard a gun shot, people started running for their dear lives, I parked my car to know what was going on, then I looked down to zenith bank, two people were already on the ground dead including Joshua the other Mopol man that was lying on the ground before I left the bank.

The next thing I saw, was an Okada man dropped dead from his Okada, at that period I knew war has started, as I was trying to get the clear picture of what really transpired to that ugly event, I saw the Ayuba with two AK47s shooting rapidly chanting Allah Uhakubar as you can see from the picture.

I quickly hid myself with others in one of the shops at PZ bustop, immediately news got to Zaria Area command who mobilized men to the scene before they could got there one of the mopols has already shot Ayuba in both legs, he couldn't get up again with the rifles fell off his hands and I saw mobs gathered and started hitting him with so many objects they could lay their hands on.

Police later dispersed the crowd, took Ayuba to hospital together with Joshua who was already dead before getting to hospital and three other persons who they later confirmed dead on arrival due to multiple gun shots.

The said Ayuba later gave up due to serious beating by the mobs and lose of blood.

For this Christmas, I thank my God say my head no follow join oooo, make Una help me thank God oooo. the incident was so terrible

247frolicboss:
A Kenyan man, Otieno Jalango has been arrested for raping his neighbour's goat.

eDaily reports that Jalango was caught in the South East Muhuru area in Nyatike Sub-County, Migori County while having sex with the domestic animal.

When he was asked why he had sex with the goat, Jalango allegedly told Muhuru East Location Chief Jim Kawa, “I have sex with animals because I fear contracting HIV. Animals cannot contract HIV, unlike humans. Sex with animals is, therefore, safer.”


Kawa also said that Jalango was handed over to him by irate residents who claim they are worried about their livestock following the suspect’s confession. He added that Jalango had confessed that he had had sex with many animals in the area including sheep, donkeys and dogs.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/12/kenyan-man-i-have-sex-with-animals.html

cc lalasticlala

chyzoo4u:
Looks like plastic rice

sar33:
The General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministries International,Apostle Johnson Suleman,has released some of his 2017 prophecies.According to him,VP Osinbajo will be alienated from Buhari and there will be attempts to remove him twice.He also said president-elect of Ghana will jail many people.

He prophesied that things would not be the same in some African nations from the New Year 2017. Suleman, a well-known humanitarian who successfully prophesied the victory of Donald Trump as America’s president and the just concluded Ghana’s presidential and parliamentary elections, has warned citizens of African nations to ‘sit up and sit tight’ for he sees God’s hands coming into the affairs of Africa, particularly Nigeria and Ghana, in the New Year.

“I see presidents being removed in Africa, I see presidents being installed,” said Suleman while ministering at the just concluded ‘Fresh Fire’ revival which held at the new Lagos headquarters of his ministry, OFM.

Suleman, speaking further, said that God particularly revealed to him that in Nigeria, it is not going to be business as usual between the vice president and the presidency. His words; “Two times, Nigeria’s vice president, Yemi Osinbajo, will face removal from office. They will alienate him and they will make attempts to remove him. But God will humble Buhari in 2017. And the New Year is when the Nigerian government will fight the Church like never before.”

On Ghana’s situation with the incoming regime, Suleman said he saw several people being thrown into jail during the era of President Nana Akufo-Addo.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/apostle-suleman-2017-prophecies-times.html?m=1

LorDBolton:
I love that NO LASSRA NO LAKE RICE.

Time to confirm your lag residency

I hope they do take biometric data, we need to widen n upgrade our information gathering techniques.

Too bad till today babies are born and not properly documented nationwide

donasere:
I dint mean there wasnt.... I grew up in the north.. I meant it's on the rise.

donasere:
I still salute these kids...

Reason being that they understand the conditions which they go through is unimportant as long as the objective is obtained.

We can wail all day long...the people who will embezzlement will embezzle....

But let's talk about education more... so maybe just maybe it would get better

Thank God the north are finally educating the girl child!

paulchineduN:
Northern ritual

Chapecoense:
lol, reminds me of jet li in once upon a time in china.. That guy white garmet no dey stain...

BornStunner1:




NASO ZAHRA VIRGINITY TAKE GO!!!!


BUT WHY!!?

Chapecoense:
Ok i'm a fan of horror movies, after watching several horror movies overtime, i have been able to identify some common cliche, and it makes the movie so predictable..

1) A woman or a girl is always the last survivour.. Like why everytime? Men are not just capable of surviving horror movies. They get killed off. Chai..

2) The car wont just start until the killer or villian reaches for the door.. So them jazz the car abi wetin?

3) So you are in a rest room with a mirror washing ur face and the moment u raise ur head, gbam, u must see the killer..

4) if you have sex or wear skimpy clothes, you gonna die.. This one is just so common and annoying. Does this show that having sex is so wrong, and u must be punished for it?

5) so the girl hides from the killer, but will still whimper or make a sound loud enough for the killer to hear.. This one sha.. If i were in that position, i dont think i will breath sef.

6) The killer always possess mad skills or out of the world abilities.. Chai, like throwing an axe or a knife so accurately to hit any target, surviving being hit by a car at 70mph. Chai, i give up..

7) when the killer is shot or incapacitated, and the actor goes out to make a call for the police, then a second later, the actor cant find the body.. Like why cant the actor just keep an eye on the body or finish the villian off? Hian..

8 ) the girl runing away from the killer and hides behind a door.. The killer tries to open the door by banging or shaking the door vigorously.. Then all of a sudden, the noise stops, the girl slowly opens the door and there u have it, killer appears and grabs her hair.. This one too common.

9) the girl walks close to the supposedly dead body of the villian, but gets grabbed by the ankle..

10) if a minor actor or an extra gets bitten in a zombie movie, he turns immediately, but if its a main star, it takes the whole movie before he turns.. Why always this cliche?..

Add yours guys..

Stricker321:
How do I get my wife to know that twice in a week is not enough at all. I am sex starved and it is affecting other areas of my life.

fulaniHERDSman:
With each stroke of cain my mum will be like

"Usman .. Usman .. Usman .. how .. how many .. how many .. times .. times .. have i ..have i warned .. warned you .. warned you .. not to .. not to .. deep .. deep .. your hand .. your hand .. inside .. inside .. soup .. soup pot .. soup pot .. ee .. ee .. ee"

While you wriggle in pain

Who else experience that kain thing?

Stricker321:
I am so confused right now. My wife cannot cope with my demands in the bedroom.

She has asked me to select only two days in a week when we can have sex. I am so confused and worried right now because I don't want to go after other women.


I have tried all I can to ask her to take a second look at this decision because it does not work well for me at all but she has refused.


Anytime I try to approach her outside those two days she does not allow and I end up going to work frustrated the next day.


God help me.

Teague4league:
That's a slave and not a Gf

wordbank:
Adultery, but [b]for those who can deal with it they can move on with their marriage. [/b]

hmuhammad:
Ogbeni, PDP will never govern Nigeria again. PDP as a party is dead

Danabu:
...and how are they faring now or how did they end?

tessybby:
its vice vasa

sarrki:
We will surely get there

Baba show Wailers you are in control