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greenermodels:
pretty girls searching for a husband are not in short supply in Nigeria, thanks to cosmetics, you hardly see an ugly girl these days.

Enybliss:
been seeing some slangs online, i dont know the meaning of some of them, so i researched and compiled the meaning of the popular and the not so popular ones

1. GOAT - greatest of all time
2. SMH - shaking my head
3. XOXO - Hugs and Kisses
4. YOLO - you only live once
5. LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off
6. OYO - On your own
7. LOL - Laughing Out Loud or Lots Of Love
8. IMO - In my opinion
9. WTF - What The F***
10. IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
11. L8R - Later
12. TGIF - ThankGod its friday
13. 2MORO - Tomorrow
14. GR8 - Great
15. OIC - Oh, I See
16. OMG - Oh My God
17. OT - Off Topic
18. POV - Point Of View
19. RBTL - Read Between The Lines
20. ROTF - Rolling On The Floor
21. RT - Real Time
22. THX or TX or THKS - Thanks
23. SH - Sh** Happens
24. BRB - Be right back
25. TTYL - Talk to you later
26. 2nite - Tonight
27. BTW - By The Way
28. B4N - Bye For Now
29. NP - No Problem
30. BCNU - Be Seeing You
31. BFF - Best Friends Forever
32. 4RM - From
33. CYA - See Ya
34. DBEYR - Don't Believe Everything You Read
35. DILLIGAS - Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
36. FWIW - For What It's Worth
37. ILY - I Love You
38. IRL - In Real Life
39. ISO - In Search Of
40. J/K - Just Kidding
41. LYLAS - Love You Like A Sister
42. MHOTY - My Hat's Off To You
43. NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard
44. NUB - New person to a site or game
45. SITD - Still In The Dark
46. SOL - Sh** Out of Luck or Sooner Or Later
47. STBY - Sucks To Be You
48. SWAK - Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
49. TFH - Thread From Hell
50. RTM or RTFM - Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
51. TLC - Tender Loving Care
52. TYVM - Thank You Very Much
53. VBG - Very Big Grin
54. WEG - Wicked Evil Grin
55. WYWH - Wish You Were Here

ButterFrost212:
Alright, sorry abt that.

ButterFrost212:
@your moniker, is that from Nysc secteriat ilorin?

ogtavia:
link please...I need to watch that video

mrsfavour:
ME TOO .

Enybliss:
you see? You keep being funny, for a guy who laugh once in a year

Enybliss:
hahahahaha you're one heck of a funny guy

Kingjude1:
since we settled our fight i haven't had her alone at my place, i dont understand , why after a big fight girls always hold back sex , what will you gain, if i cheat , they will say that guys are bad , one whole week now , she is doing it on purpose to punish me for somtin that we have settled why?

Enybliss:
hahahahaha jeez wtf is that a Hooker's receipt? Holy sh!t

Enybliss:
so your girlfriend doesn't pray

Enybliss:
if a hooker prays, then your girlfriend does too

Enybliss:
hookers are yours too, 24hrs so no difference

Enybliss:
consistency on who's part? The hooker? Or your girlfriend

Enybliss:
exactly by the way, if you only get money from him and give him sex in return, what is the difference between you and a hooker

Enybliss:

No woman will be happy dating a broke guy for long, honestly, because she'll need someone who would provide for her, care for her, make her safe so she won't look elsewhere, its not about gold digging, its just natural, among the other necessary factors to consider like trust, love, attention, money is the most important as it helps promote the other factors, but money isn't everything in relationships,

I'm not encouraging you to go into a relationship with a broke dude, but don't run either, they're two categories of broke guys

The guys who are broke because their Hardwork isn't paying off yet, they're ambitious, they have dreams and are working hard to achieve it, such people are good to stick with, support and believe in them

Then the guys who are broke because they're too lazy to make something of thier life, mostly jobless, and into shady things that might bring money like betting, those ones only pull you down and demand from you, when you meet them, you'll just know its them, they'll make you believe you should carry them along that things will get better, its a lie, run away.

Here are the benefits of dating a broke but ambitious guy

1. He respect and value you: most times they wonder why you still stick with them despite the fact that they're broke and have nothing to offer

2. No competition: you don't have to worry about losing him, because you'll feel secure, he'll ve the insecure one, always wondering if one rich dude is trying to snatch you from him, theres really no competition for broke guys, so nothing to worry about.

3. Super protective and possessive: he's all up in your business, always feeling paranoid in a jealous and cute kind of way just to impress you.

4. Romantic: he takes everything about you seriously, he's good with romantic gestures, and making little things seem big.

5. Attentive and a good listener: everything about you intrests him, this is due to the respect he has for you and the belief that he's lucky you stayed despite his financial situation.

6. He uplifts, supports and believes in your dreams
He never discourage you from doing what you love doing, he's also a dreamer and he believes you'll grow together, so he's always ready to advise you and support in every little way he can.

7. He has great regard for friends and family
This is very obvious, most times they even run errands for your parents, and love to know the people you hang out with.

8. Proud to identify with you or show-off
He's always happy to tell people you're his girlfriend, show you to friends, its like low self esteem but its more than that. They're alot of other benefits like being caring and all, but the bottom line is, don't run because he's broke today, get to know him and see if he has what it takes to improve or become someone tomorrow.

seXytOhbAd:
The first charge usually is to ensure that the capacitive charge of the battery is realised in tandem with the voltage and resistance of the phone requirements. Like if you liked my explanation because honestly I don't know what I'm saying sef.

Beehshorp:
Yet , I wouldn't accept #10milla to live dere or pick a wife from the north

ezechinwa2:
I know I will get ban for creating this thread, but over the couple of weeks I have observed a lot of tribal wars mostly between the yoruba's calling igbo's flat heads and igbos calling yoruba's afonjas, the worst of all is the so called Name checkers Association, this is indeed sad because we blacks get offened when the whites call us monkeys but sadly what's the difference between a racist and a tribalist? Nairaland is losing its value if this doesn't end because the world is visiting this forum, mods please do your jobs properly .. Now, am ganna get ban watch out

elegantslayer:
no need wider hips, my hips are not wide ND am a chubby person

elegantslayer:
want to look sexy

elegantslayer:
Doctors in d house,please I need u people to take me d kinda drugs I can take to get a wider hips or rather to to do to get a wider hips.ur insults,cos I know some nairalanders to be insulting and helpful comments are welcome.