₦airaland Forum

"Anything for me?" I hate this question and ladies are the guilty party.

What nonsense!!! 40 strokes of cane each for all the family members and they should be charged for assault.

baybeeboi:
some of my friends from the west told me Yorubas are brought up to fight against corruption and now i wonder if majority from the list who happen to be Yorubas were brought up by Igbos or Hauzas.
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Hehe!!!


They are Yorubas after all.

you don't need to tribalize this issue afterall the other 16 were not mentioned.Corruption doesn't depend on tribes or races.Anyways,your moniker says it all "BABY-boy" so its not surprising #no offence.

I just can't seem to fathom how these robbers think! You go rob pple of their properties and even kill them and expect to enjoy their loot! God will deal with all of them.

Fraih:
Ahhh Akin, you just said u will run away leaving me to bear my cross
Why won't I find another super hero, that was actually his first experience with a snake, this is my third

are you a snake hunter? ur third experience??

Dumb joke!

Might just be a co-incidence and not necessarily a lecturer-student ish,may he be found alive.

classicB:
There are differences between the two. You can actually love anyone without a feeling of emotion.
A person is capable of loving various people at a particular time. I personally love my parents, my siblings and my frnds, but am not in love with them.
Reason being that when you are in love with a person, your love that person emotionally
It's surprising when you hear of a father impregnate his daughter right? Yes! Because he Is meant to love her and not be in love with her
I hope u got my point

am in love with your post

what is the hediot looking for in Abuja Let him go back to Osun and pay the 7months salary he is owing workers!!!

3ace:
No waste ya time, na where hin belt dey, na dia hin waist dey. Hin long from waist to head pass from waist to feet. pictorial evidence below.

radiokilla:
is there still such duration of power supply? I'm planning on moving to osogbo. Also is there quality interner network yo surf the internet

yes but I am not sure if its still very constant cUz I've bin outta dere For sumtym.the internt service is ok but it depends on ur location.

If you see the kind of lavish lifestyle her son is living en,you go fear,madam dnt seek asylum cuz asylum is seeking you.I hope she is probed!

[quote author=jeeqaa7 post=32720608]Remember 1 time I had dis new catch(fresh-fish) and she said she coming over.
I tidied d house, cooked, scrubbed toilet even swept d compound . Even bought drinks with ice .drank small ogogoro to charge up. Checked time . 4pm . Den I lay down to wait for her . Sleep took over

Next I knew ..it was 11pm.
I checked my fone 10 missed calls .

I wan die!

So I decided never to do any more jamesbond cleaning till she calls to say...
I dey ontop bike .. Abeg dey ur gate


Loool .

Disclaimer:Doing any of these acts is at your own risk

Let him go abeg! What was he defending before?is it not just his familyhe dun calculate am for him mind...If he likes let him run before the new govt takes over,they will still probe him.

Caseless:
show me where he promised to bring back the girls upon assumption of office.

I am not against him o,infact I wish this change wld make Nigeria better but see politicians will always be politicians.Why make promises you knw are almost next to impossible during campaigns and then after the elections you start lowering expectations?

FastShipping:
Buhari is a very sincere man. I like the way he is lowering expectation on every opportunity he gets. It is a good strategy by him to lower expectation on pressing issues.

I like the words "lowering expectations" you used because he really "raised expectations"_over-hyped them before the elections.

Caseless:
Thank you my president! Just say it as it is, we don't want lies. you're not jonathan, the father of liars.

Mister! Is this what he was saying before the elections

oluwafemi113:
because APC states are working


Ask your brothers in southwest

please don't confuse things,not all of them are working.

PhockPhockMan:
If its not tribalism, tell me the major reason Yorubas are ready to die for APC.

I'm sorry but I have to say that not all Yorubas support and will "die" for them;btw Apc is not a "yoruba party" whenever I want to vote,I vote for the person not the party.

This is outright stupidity.

daniberry:
mtchew.... c her small breast like pimples..... rubbish.

I checkd ur profile,if the lady in d pic there is you,then you can say dat again cuz I lyk wat I c...u garrit buh if nt.......

CHANGE STARTS WITH US..
When someone in the car ahead of u throws wastes on the road, drive next to him, roll down your window & shout, "change!" #ChangeNigeria

When you are on a queue and someone tries to force his way in front, scream "change!!". #ChangeNigeria.

At the point of entry either air or sea port, a custom or immigration official is trying to collect bribe. Shout Change. # Change Nigeria

A landlord that habitually increase a house rent. Shout to him Change. # Change Nigeria

Any irregularities in the measurement of food items in the market or display of fake unmarchantable material in a supermarket or drug store. Stout Change. #Change Nigeria

Any lecturer that is hellbent to collect bribe either in cash or kind. Shout to him Change. # Change Nigeria

Any public / private servant that is stealing our national heritage. Shout Change.# Change Nigeria#
When a police officer stops your car and says "Oga, anything for the boys?", tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria

When you walk past any Nigerian who throws paper or banana peel on the floor, stop him and tell him, "change!". #ChangeNigeria.

If the church opposite your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the pastor & say, "change sir!" #ChangeNigeria

If you are in a bus and driver is driving like a mad man, shout "change!" #ChangeNigeria.

If the mosque opposite your house is using a loud speaker to disturb the neighbourhood, visit the imam & say, "change sir!" #ChangeNigeria

When somebody is trying to jump a queue either at the bank, fuel stations or ATM stands shout Change. #change Nigeria #

When Electricity official cut your light unjustly shout Change. # Change Nigeria#

If someone is answering a phone and lies about his location, shout change #

If you are a friend to a man who goes to meet another woman and deceives his wife that he is travelling on an official duty, whisper CHANGE!

When a fuel attendant want to under dispense fuel into ur car remind him about "Change " #Change Nigeria

illiad:
What awaits you is much more than Jonathan saw. Why will we not expect miracle when you promised us more miracles than even prophets had wrought? Such miracles as; 1naira =1dollar, you will regulate international oil price, wipe out bokoharam, and feed students twice daily.
Wipe our corruption and employ every youth.

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Work your talks or face more insults than Jonathan received.

Now that he has won,he is now changing all his "miracle promises" one by one.

What is this stupid man celebrating? Let's see now that Buhari has won if he still won't pay the workers of Osun.

You should be asking the foolish lady what she is doing??trying to grind the little boy

onatisi:
the million dollar question is why did u vote for him the second time ?

not me,its those who did just that we are all suffering for it now.I never liked him from the first time I knew him.

onatisi:
really? Same thing with oyo state .

yes now,the man is really frustrating people here.Imagine someone who collected August/Sep salary in Dec. Aregbe is just too hard-hearted

atlwireles:
This is one of the souls shouting change all over the place. Change to what again

don't mind the useless man.even the november salary he claimed he paid wasn't for all levels.

almostFamous:
Guys that even when you are smooching,they will rest all of their weight on u as if u are vitafoam

so funny

Na night dem do the wedding ni?lol.. HML to dem tho...