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IWin Football Punditry betting tips for sunday.

Teams to win:
Ajax.
Helsingborg.
Maribo.
Anderlecht.
Parma.
Chornomorets.
Baumit Jablonec.
Sevilla. For more tips, check IWin Football Punditry on facebook Ajax (Dutch Eredivisie). Helsingborg (Sweden
Allsvenskan). Maribo (Slovenia 1 SNL).
Anderlecht (Belgium Jupiler League). Parma
(Italian Sarie A). Chornomorets (Ukrain
Premier League). Baumit Jablonec (Czech Rep.
Cup). Sevilla (Spanish La Liga).
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As a child, i used to recite the National Pledge ignorantly, sometimes being made to do so
by my teachers, without taking into consideration the wordings of it's contents. Today, pupils and students, who could tomorrow have differing views of it's
contents, still do the recitation and ignorantly too. But in all, and putting into perspectives all that has happened in 53 years, with
corruption, poor leadership, insecurity towering above all others, i still entertain an
unwavering belief that Nigeria can be what we want her to be and that we can be where we want to be only if we can individually and collectively put ourselves to
working towards achieving those things we yearn for and crave, shunning all forms of malicious acts - corruption, tribalism,
militancy, etc.
Reciting the National Pledge today, i do so with a passion having this sentiment of devotion to Nigeria.
Happy New Month, would-be officers.
Happy Independence Anniversary, Nigeria.

Just got an invite from Clover Hills for oral/written test. Not sure whether i applied for a post with them.

mcfrank88: Everything will be settled this month of september. Can we remember this line........................
Be male or female between the ages of 22 and 35 years as at SEPEMBER. 2013 for both serving personnel and civilians. Individuals applying to any of the Chaplain Services or Directorate Islamic Affairs are to be between the ages of 22 and 40 years as at Sep. 2013. This date always mean a lot the armed forces.NA is alrdy run'n behind their calender, so it must be this month. Unless say dem don maga.

I like the reasoning- ''as at sept. 2013''. Very thoughtful of you.

1st day of my birth month, and already things are panning-out real good for me. I pray it happens this month, and for us all.

idris4r83: dssc is makurdi while ssc is kaduna

I thought the screening for DSSC is done at Adekunle Fajuyi Cantonment Ibadan, while SSC is at NASME Makurdi. Then training for DSSC at NASME, and SSC in Kaduna. Maybe it'll be different this year.

Ba labari yau, ko?
Tor, ba komai.
I'll take to the road at dawn and continue with my fitness routine. I'll keep updating my knowledge on this whole thing.
Wen ona finally shorlist ma name, ona lemme knw, shikena!

Ore @ DHAMCHEX
ma binu, se ogbon?
Electrocardiography (ECG or EKG) is a transthoracic (across the thorax or chest) interpretation of the electrical activity of the heart over a period of time, as detected by
electrodes attached to the surface of the skin and recorded by a device external to the body. An ECG is used to measure the rate and regularity of heartbeats, as well as the size and position of the chambers, the presence of any damage to the heart, and the effects of drugs or devices (such as Pacemaker) used to regulate the heart.

Function:
An ECG is a way to measure and diagnose abnormal rhythms of the heart. The ECG can identify if the heart muscle has been damaged in specific areas, though not all areas of the heart are covered.

Source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrocardiography

emmanuel4fire: A question please! Why is it that some hate examination?

This:

Wales499: Pls when will they goin shortlist?ad hope they goin publicher it in they website.

Boyowa: its becos of people like you NA decided to conduct examination! Just read your sentence again!! LMAO

is why.

Celestine247: Take it or Ignore it.

Exam before shortlist

Anytime soon.

Don't ask me source, but direct from the source,

So let's keep the thread alive for reasonable contribution question and answer. Jah Bless

Cele, y u com dey talk dis kind talk now wey guys eyes don red finish.
Any info, genuine or false, other than shortlistment go only arouse vexation. Mek u dey prepare for ya exam, while some others plus me dey wait for the 'golden' list.

See ma guys don vex finish, sote no body gree talk again. Not even a 'nickul' speculation. God go touch the heart of those wey do ma guys dis kind tin

Has anyone here received a message (sms or e-mail) from NA?

The Nation Newspaper

JTF, Boko Haram in gun battle


JTF, Boko Haram in gun battle
Gunfire and explosions shook a Borno town between Monday night and yesterday as the military battled Boko Haram
insurgents. The fight in Gamboru Ngala, raged till last night according to military sources and residents as reported by French News Agency (AFP).

Guardian Newspaper

¤ Emergency rule has restored peace in N’East, says Presidency
• Vigilance group arrests suspected ‘bomb expert’
• 24 hour-curfew imposed in Potiskum
• Security agencies pledge hitch-free Sallah in Plateau

Guardian Newspaper

Court martial convicts colonel of fraud

THE General Court Martial (GCM) of the Nigerian Army Tuesday found Lieutenant Colonel R. A Ahangba, with service number N9827, guilty on two count charges of
fraudulently obtaining N150 million from the Bayelsa State government in 2011 and conduct prejudice to service discipline.
Ahangba, who was also charged for disobedience to standing order, was sentenced to seven years imprisonment by the court martial, which concluded trial
yesterday.
The President of the GCM, Brigadier General Edward Nze and the Judge Advocate, Captain Chukwudi Okonkwo, headed the
court martial. It was revealed during proceedings that the convict obtained the money from the Bayelsa State government
to help facilitate voting for the former governor, Timipre Sylva, in the 2011 gubernatorial election.
Nze said the decision of the court was subject to superior authority, which, in this case, is the Army headquarters, adding that the officer serving the sentence
automatically means he is dismissed from the Nigerian Army.
He said: “As a rule, ex-convicts don’t serve in the armed forces and so if the superior authorities enforce the decision of the court, it automatically means that the
officers has been dismissed.”
The convicted officer was arrested in 2012 following a letter from the late former National Security Adviser (NSA), General Andrew Azazi, which was directed to the
Army headquarters, stating that the officer impersonated him to obtain money from the Bayelsa State government.
The Guardian gathered that the convict had contacted some officials of the state government falsely on behalf of Azazi and asked for N150million to execute projects in some of the communities in Ekeremo Local Government and in turn would secure electoral votes for their principal officer.
According to the evidence of bank
documents of the convict, which was tendered as exhibit in the court, the state government had actually transferred the said amount into his bank account, which he diverted into obtaining shares from First Bank and UBA registrars.
From the lump sum of money he
fraudulently obtained, he was said to have given N5million and N8million to one Lieutenant Agaku and another unidentified
lady in the bank.
Investigations revealed that although the money was intended to facilitate some community projects, the convict had no
intention of executing them as he speedily moved the money to his private account.
While reading the findings of the court, Nze said: “The court has no doubt in mind that the accused person suggested the projects
to officials of the Bayelsa State government from the evidence before this court.
“Again, the evidence before this court showed that he collected the said money from the state government as shown by bank documents tendered as exhibit P7 to P10. Also evidence before the court shows that the NSA never used the money.”
“Thus he never assisted the Bayelsa State government in winning or canvassing for votes in his state as alleged by the convict.”
While admitting that the decision of the court is binding on their client, the lead counsel for the accused, Ifeanyi Mmaduabuchi of Femi Falana Chambers, said they would appeal the verdict.
“We are aggrieved that we are going to Appeal Court but as at now, the judgment is binding. However, there are certain issues
we have brought up that were not addressed.”

almajiri101: Tommorrow or next is the D-day.

joker5180: including public holiday?

Newspapers or NA website go follow dey on holiday?
Perhaps, this thread too.

sleeky8: Aiit fanks, shebi I fit combine the two, painkillers from the inside and aboniki from the outside

your head dey there. But take'am easy o. Make u dey try relax small, too. This one wey 'everybody' don talk say na this week list go dey out, make u for no carry injuries go for screening o.

sleeky8: Nothing person no go hear and read on this thread, tor since una want am to reach 100 pages I wan ask question
I normally have waist and leg pains after jogging any remedy you can recommend

My guy, these analgesic, sportsgesic, even anusgesic wey dem don advice you to use, all na painkillers. U fit try Aboniki balm on ur knees, thighs and ankles before your take-off.

Sodah: Wen d form go cum out again dis year bro

e nor go cum out again dis year. na next year thing be that.

Physio4army: u are reportin on 18th for ur screening (shortlistment for intervw) not to resume trainning(enlistment), bliv it or nt, jst watch and see wat wll hapn. NOTE: come wit d following: 1. 2pairs of white short and navy blue Tshirt, 2.A pair of canvas, 3.cutlery, 4.Toileteries, 5. Two copies of photo in suit and must be in standing possition,/hearth for serving personels, 6. Two pairs of white bed sheet and pilow case, 7. Transport to and fro ( feeding wll be takin care of) 8. Plate and tea cup, 9.letter of identificatn frm 2 prominent personel and must be frm ur state or passes frm ur GOC for serving personnels, 10.originals and photocopies of ur credentials, 11.private vehicles are NOT allowed, 12.medical result frm Govt certified hospitals including ECG...God bless us

na only a 4-day-wait till thursday 8th august 2013. E nor go kill man. I dey wait for the list... or you!

Physio4army: I am very sorry for posting wrong info, please forgive me.

Forgiven. Now be good and try not to mislead people again.

ritawine2: The list will come out first week of january and d training will start in febuary.

Ahaa... She's back!

My God! Where did they keep you? What have they done to you?

Missed you.

tenderlaw: Peeps here are making this sh+t look so simple. 8KM RUN As in RUN Damn. God help us.

Yes ke... RUN no ni. Don't fear, it's not as difficult as you think, well, untill you try it. U never hear something like 'run in a marathon'?

When RUN is mentioned here, peeps always take it to mean fast-paced. You can as well RUN at a slow pace (jogging), but not at a snail pace, nonetheless.

Ehmm... u fit join me o, cos i sometimes find it a bit awkward, having to run alone and with these villagers feeding their eyes on me as if they're watching the Olympics.
The list

Friday 2nd August 2013. I couldn't wait for saturday to come, so i had to bring forward, by a day, my morning routine. I guess my expectations for today is responsible for this. I'm off to a 8km-run and should be back in, say, 50mins. I will be back here much later, after my rest, when i expect to get news from all those who said it was probable today would be 'd day'.

Ona beta begin type d list b4 ah show back, else...

...but to those who can no longer wait for the list to be made public, try applying for withdrawal of your application and see how much longer it'll take to get a response.

Do not be discouraged in waiting. Keep to your fitness and endurance training. Keep updating your knowledge on important facts related to this craving. I'm sure you want to be ready when your time comes, don't you!

mko abiola: U don't get my point.
U shud do self training for 45mins without resting.u will beat d 3.2km race with ease.
If u can run for 45mins,u will make 3.2km easily.try it 1st

sandysprax: Are u having a laugh? How can one possibly "RUN" for 45 minutes straight without rest?


Guys is this humanly possible?

Try my saturday morning routine:
I go 110', with no breathers, on a hilly terrain.
Warrning:
not advisable for first timers.
Uhhmm... Perhaps you should try 100m in 30sec, and if you are consistent in this, you will have covered 3.2km in 16'

nerodenero: I think the POP date is usually 3weeks before the Orientation camp opens.In this case,the new 2013 Batch B corps members will resume camp 25th June,2013 and if you deduct 3weeks which is 21days from 25 i.e.25-21=4, that is 4th June and this contradicts the date being rumoured around as the POP date.Fingers crossed and watching!!!

POP is always on a thursday, always! And Orientation always starts on a tueday, always!

From an ex-corps member