₦airaland Forum

Okortor:
Told my grandma that her last child just had an accident and she should start coming to Lagos, just to scare her on April fool's day on the 1st April 2017

That's how Grandma developed HBP and died few days later.

I keep regretting it daily.

Nawa for you oo
see the kind prank you dey give old woman
no be everybody them dey prank oo
May her soul RIP

DamnnNiggarr:




What is her child's name?
because my wife once told me something similar to this about how her former friend pranked her under heavy rain.

And when it came to naming of our boy, she suggested a strange name, after my mother and I were done giving the baby our own suggested names respectively.

Flier:
Lol that was March 31 2011,told my girl friend that I had sex with her sis... could have died by now had it been I didn’t tell her the truth before I started eating .
The evil lady poisoned my food

Yeehh!
nawa oo

Lastpharoah33:
Good day landers, I would like to hear your opinion on this matter bothering me for days now.

I am faced with choosing between working in one of the breweries here in onitsha as a casual for 35k monthly and traveling to abuja be with an uncle who is into metal fabrication ( welding, painting and general sales of his product).

Thing is, if I am to stay here in onitsha...I have planned to save up 100-150k before next year to start a business my mom is currently into and she's doing pretty well in it .

While if I am to stay with this uncle in abuja, he agreed on teaching me basics of his profession like paint spraying with machine, and he also promised to set me up with trade in the welding industry as time goes on, but I will be placed on monthly salary after I must have learnt the painting process and stuff, ( mind you, his proposed salary is between 20-30k monthly).

My brothers and sisters, is welding something that can guarantee a good future in this present state of the country? Does it worth my time as a guy in his late 20's? Should I just continue with my 7-5 job ?

I have until 5th of april to decide. Thanks for your time.

Bro I will advice you to go stay with your uncle and learn that work,it's a good hand work
You won't regret rather than working in a place they might own you for months
If you even need connect when you come abj you hala me
na we dey run the town

Techsupport:
I guess this is what makes Nigerian men feel like men when the exercise dominance and control over their wives.
All the food that she has given you to eat, did you participate in cooking all of them.

Are u even in a marriage or a contract.

Mumu
Shebi you no read the other part of the story

TheCeasar:
boss make I send aza?? Hunger dey my side abeg

Badest guy

sheanzy:
mumu, I don't know who the guy is, I saw the thread on nairaland



Beside 5k is ordinary, I spend that on drinks alone almost every evening

Make I join the other guy drop aza boss
make I follow you drink join

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Fahdiga:
Imagine someone who beats his mother everyday calling another person brainless. May your children lift you 200ft and above in future and leave you to fall like naira by the special grace of God. In Jesus name we pray amen

Guy your IQ ehhhh
e dey lack protein

Fahdiga:
For insulting a man like me who is ever fit to pregnant you, It will no longer be 8ft, it will be 20ft and above in future

Oga your mumu no too much
grow up man

Fahdiga:
You try. kudos. May your children lift you 8ft above the ground and leave you to fall yakata in future in Jesus name amen

You get out abeg mumu

FERNANDEZISBACK:
And Nigerians are the worst racist...how about that?
Blacks can k** themself for all we care..how about that too?
Now you see how you sound right?
*Pukes*

Make everybody kill thereself na

Exkandayee:
You are making sense, what happened to me at Rock view hotel owerri,I can't never forget that day shaaa, thought the babe loves my physique not knowing she's working for ritualists,if no b say I deh observe from afar,I swear by now I for don go over board, this happened 2020 when I was depressed cos of issues with American government, thank God for my life shaa,one night stand for send me to early grave

Tell us the story bro
e done tey I sit down hear tales

2018
Introduce by my friend

SocialJustice:
Davido the reactor will soon react o. Small pikin.

see maturity done talk
no go die before your time ooo
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DrChukzy:
His frog voice brought 20,000 people to the 02 Arena to watch him sing


His frog voice made over 700,000 people stream his concert live on Udux platform

Can you tell us what your own sweet voice has achieved?

Your hatred for him won't get you anywhere in life bro

help me tell the mumu

person wey still dey look for breakfast to chop

Totilopussylick:
Na person wey never seen him "davido" the frog voice master the go him show

See you see death ooo
you no go calm down make God blessings reach you

Kazeem47:
Arsenal is like gravity or Peni$. What goes up must come down.

Man u fan spotted
arsenal are doing well now

Northernblood5:
If bullies didn't invade, none of these would have happened. In situations like this, you must become selfish, putting your people first B4 others. Poland won't open their borders forever.

Hei!!! God
nawa for you boss

Kai!!!
she say na what's the meaning of Ukraine

A fire out break has raze goods worth millions of naira on the late hours of Friday 21st January 2022 at total a popular market in oko community in orumba north LGA Anambra state.
The incident occurred about 12:30 pm on Friday evening leaving many families who depend on the market to sell their goods hopeless and will undoubtedly affect the economy in the area for a long time.
The victims are pleading with the anambra state government to come to their aid,the market is one of the popular market in oko orumba north LGA Of anambra state and equally have serve the interest of students of federal polytechnic oko
Please we all urge the Government to aid the victims

MufasaLion:
I have a shoulder you can learn on also.

The shoulder long ooo

Oceanblaze:
Better pig

see viwulence
oga you calm down na
Lol

Abeg watin be gnld

this thing na message them dey try pass
and people dey misunderstand am

illicit:
Are they gay

oga them two look like guys for your eye?

richmondefosa:


When the say 'follow your instincts', most times they are always right.

FTC

Big shout out to Baba God. E never looseguard me for once.

Fvck the Nigerian Government.

God done do you well
Make your grace reach me
everywhere good

na herbal leaf
chop am join
you go mistake okpa for meatpie

JimmyDarmody:
Replace the old habit with a new healthy one. Always go for the new habit whenever the urge for the old comes.

Tell me more
new habit like?

japa
go join your elder bro
since him no dey disturb am there

Abubakar

Ayo2004:
In ss2,this girl was the laboratory prefect so she had the key to our school laboratories..

On my birthday,she told me she bought gifts for me (we were dating) buy she would give me after night prep when we meet in the laboratory area.We always have one and a half hour to ourselves before our hostels are locked after night prep so after night prep,everybody retired to their hostels and the lights in the classroom area( and laboratories) were turned off but I sneaked back there only to see her waiting in front of the biology lab.I knew the deed we were about to do so I already got condoms from one of my ss3 seniors

We entered and she locked it behind me.She gave me a wristwatch,leather shoes and cologne in a bag as my gifts.Naso we start the do o,I first sat her on the practical podium before I used my hand to work her big breasts and soft big bumbum before moving to her toto.I wasnt really experienced but xvideos taught me some.When she don wet and begin dey beg me to put it in,i change am to cowgirl,69,reverse cowgirl and doggy.Naso I come for 1st condom o
This girl start to dey ask for 2nd round but I should make it more intense.I was so happy I took more than 3 condoms.Naso I bend am for one of our sitting benches insert am give am rough ehnn,we even did it on our laboratory teacher office table
We went on and on for like 4 rounds when she squirted the 2nd time.

After,we sat in silence for like 2 minutes before she said "thank you".I just smiled,helped her dress up,hugged her and ran to my hostel.
My particular block was already locked when I got there.My housemaster came and flogged me with mopstick like 10 times before opening the gates but funny enough,I just smiled.
Mehnnn,those memories....

The girl is currently studying Medicine in UK(she got scholarship because she too smart) while I am stuck here eating akara and bread wasting my free time on nairaland praying for my bet9ja ticket to enter
If to say I see person sponsor my football carrier,I for don dey UK dey ball for Man city....

myy nigga