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I can't stop laughing

I winder what will be wrong with my DSTV. I am on the premiun banquet but most of my chanels (80%) have all gone scrambled. What could be de problem? IO just hope it wouldn't continue till weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Dam Dam
Is it stll available, urgent

sammu:
Mygee33
What is your dish size and signal strength for cctv. Note that your signal on cctv must be about 90% for TPs of ntv uganda, mboa to come up. So you may have to realign your dish if your signal is low

Thanks Sammu,
I don't think my signal is above that but I will check on it as soon as I get home, but I know the Hitv signal should be above 90. The dish is 60cm, does it have any effect, ?

@ ALL GURUS
i don't know whats wrong with the free statitions I get on Hitv location. All I get is CCTV4, that speaks only CHINA
I took the machine to an installer and he did some thing in de scan area and the things began to show. By de time i got home , e don beging show red again. that should be the third time i went there for the same reason.
I am just tired of carrying the thing up and down. I ve blind scanned de system 3 times and was able to get NTV. Now I am watching LIVE chineese progeamme .
someone pleeeeeeeeeeeese help

With Ethisalat, i don'tgo buying credit every now and then like I used to with MTN.
But the only thing that makes me sad is the volume of their SMS reoccurance. Every now and then, they ll send me SMS of my free sms and mms to my clique.
I wish they could reduce that or please can it be deactivated.

I am dying with laughter. Ordinary prayer N100. This is soooooooo funnyyyyyyy. I remember one we used to know sometime ago,

[size=8pt][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]THE HEAVENLY COWBOYS[/font][/size] INc

phizman:
@slimnike,
dat reminds me, who knows if CTL can strike a deal with DSTV or even wangle show matches FOC
I currently have CTL & HiTV and intend purchasing DSTV real soon because of d EPL, I don't know if to sell the CTL along with the HiTV which is definitely going out for sale. because i no wan make mistake oooh!!! if CTL fit tap, then there might be no need for d expensive DSTV subscription,
I'M REALLY CONFUSED!!! PLEASE ADVISE,

CTL will find a way to show the EPL. DSTV will not be at war with them like HiTv did. I sold my HiTv last year for viewing centers and CTL. I think I enjoyed more of that than any other combination even though I was thinking of buying DSTV.

4llerbuntu:
DSTV are gonna restructure their packages and all u celebrants sould be prepared to pay over 12- 15 k for full bouquet. the Nollywood women may end up around 6K too, afterall HITV was collecting 6k for HI nolly alone

and for these mumu view centers, be not decieved, if before DSTV was looking in peace and allowing the widespread piracy for free, now they wont. 3 million $ and 100 million $ no be the same range, and more importantly HITV has opened their eyes to the reality that they can and ought to chase u rats into the sewers!!!.

DSTV will not be looking for subscribers as did HiTv, calling people and begging them to recharge, using NCC as police dog on viewing centers. they already ve got a strong customer base. Now that they ve got EPL (again), they ll get better and bettere.
As for pricing, lets keep our fingers crossed.

An eye for an Eye lets see who will go blind first

These bunch of numquarms will not go seel alternative means of revenue generation. One day there will not be oil, I wonder what money they will share then. i still don't support a state government folding its arms and waiting till the end of the month for allocation from Abuja before carrying out govt buissnes.

HiTv tends to be very greedy thats their problem. Multi choice have been handling EPL and britain slowly and steadily and as such were only paying $4m for the rights. Now see where the n=benchmark is now in less than 5 years. Who will bear the $40m loss now

joblessness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweet_pawn:
WOULD THAT REALLY SOLVE THE PROBLEM? AFTER THIS WILL WE HAVE A WORLD CLASS TEAM BETTER THAN THE TEAM OF '94?  ISN.T THAT WHAT ABACHA DID IN '96?
FA-FA-FA-FOUL!

For the record, ABACHA STOPED Nigeria from participating in '96 for POLITICAL reasons- Nigerian govt then was not in good billateral relations with South Africa the host nation and feared a possible extension of hostilities to her players at the tournament.

lexyy:
this is absolutely unbelievable, it lacks objectivity and common sense
this is not the solution to the problem
if the current NFF board is corrupt, let the EFCC investigate them
the government must always remember that this is a democracy
and this pronouncement is a coup detat  

mens dept:
Helloooooo,  That would amount to government interference  

Sometimes I think we have children on this site

yes i think so too. Now how will the govt interfer if not by pulling out from fifa in the first place. So, what ever they do, be it probe, efcc, icpc, nnpc, just what ever will no be looked into again by fifa.

How much have the govt spent in that glass house without result?
How much have been missing there without trace?
How much did they declare as both expenses and gain in the Nigeria 2009 games?
How much did it cost them o send in 23 players and over 200 officials to S/A?
For how long have they been acting like this, yet they wouldn't want interference?

[size=8pt]Desperate times require desperate measure[/size]
Thank You Presidente

We are still growing in our democracy.
[b][size=8pt][size=8pt]Normally, the Artorney Generals office should not be with the Minister for Justice[/size][/size][/b]d
The AGF is supposed to be independent, controls the EFCC and other agencies and not the PRESIDENT.
What happens if the president is corrupt

mygee33:
I CANT VIEW MY HIDEN FILES
Please, I need help on this. I ve tried enabling it in "Folder options", but after doing that and clicking OK, it ll still go back to squre 1.

@Omega: I had run a freinds flash drive on my system and it happend that the thing get virus which my sysem dictated. After cleaning de stuff, thats when de wahalla begin. After enabling it in Foder options and acepting de okay, u ll still find that the option remains as before like say u click cancel.

fight4just:
ABOLISH FORCED ADOPTION AND CHILD TRAFFICKING IN UNITED KINGDOM!!

Thought we re supposed to have moderators heres. Still don't excpect this will be here NOW

Please, is there anyway to COMPLETELY certain programmes from using my internet connection. Anytime I connect, i find out that some programmes still go behind my eyes to communicate with the outside world. Windows firwall is not helping!!!

I CANT VIEW MY HIDEN FILES
Please, I need help on this. I ve tried enabling it in "Folder options", but after doing that and clicking OK, it ll still go back to squre 1.

i THINK THE TRUTH IS THAT SOME NETWORKS WORK BETTER IN SOME AREAS THAN THEY DO IN SO OTHER PARTS.
SO WHICHEVER IS WORKING FOR YOU, THEN USE IT.

i am interested in the car also where is it. what is the history. and pricing, okay here08035084338. ur number is not here. mygee33@yahoo.com let yarn

I use samsung SGH D880,
someone told me it is absolutely impossible to get opera mini to work on the phone. I wonder if it is true! I ve been able to get some java games which run perfectly on the phone.
I know i will get it done here in nairaland as nothing is impossible. Someone help me ohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

helloooo

ibb, never

mygee33:
I can but love this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24 is the best.
I am having problem getting the episode i last wached, where jack was taken by the Russians after he was stabed by Renee!!!
Someone please help so i will be on the downloading train too.
Just downloaded episoded 17 and 11 but way too far for me.

Just downloaded Episode seven now! Yeah, thats where I stoped. HURAYYY

I can but love this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24 is the best.
I am having problem getting the episode i last wached, where jack was taken by the Russians after he was stabed by Renee!!!
Someone please help so i will be on the downloading train too.
Just downloaded episoded 17 and 11 but way too far for me.

For those in Abuja and kaduna SAMSUNG is still running their Easter PROMO to repair all faulty SAMSUNG product FREE of charge. The Abuja center will be ending tomorrow and will continue in Kaduna their after.
I sent three of my phones their in Wuse 2 today and will be going to pick it up in the morning!
THANKS YOU SAMSUNG

MAN U 3- 2 BayM.

Some of you will still come here after the match to complain of how UNITED got an "error" goal!!!!!!!!!!!!

Up united

EL RUFAI --- FCT

The best candidate should win As for me, adopting Soludo is not a bad idea anyway, Most Governors doesn't understand developmental plans, As a renowned Economist if given the opportunity will surely excel. i have read much about him, i have heard much about him and still believe he is tested and relatively trusted.
Ngige is another purist, activist that need not to be overlooked. I wish all Anambararians a non Violent Election. Peace,