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CelebritiesRe: Davido Signs Liya As First Female DMW Artiste (Photo) by Mykelhendriz: 12:54am On Oct 03, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright....
This one better got talent.... unlike their untalented Moda fuckkking frogged Voice boss called davido who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and still he dishes out Dogg shit to his fans

Who is broke.....he got his own money and i got mine....
But the fact is he ain't got no talent....he is not supposed to be singing....if you listen to good music....then you will throw davido songs inside waste bin..
Try and listen to these artistes I listed below.....i can bet my balls after that you will never play davido songs again
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
WizKid ( balogun the real niggarrr)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello
You open your wide mouth dey claim nigger... and see people when you dey get for your playlist... Billie Eillish, Rita ora, Selena Gomez, maroon 5...
real Nigger like us listen to
21savage
Lil baby
Durkio
Da baby
Tory lanez
Kodak Black
Jackboy
Future
Young thug
YoungBoy
Stunna Gambino
Calboy and blocboy jb
Ugly God...
Just shut up your mouth and stop claiming real Nigger you aren’t
ode
BusinessRe: Man Gave A Groundnut Seller N50k For Telling Him To Taste His Groundnut by Mykelhendriz: 11:49am On Oct 02, 2020
merieam16:
Lord let my helper test me tomorrow too
Let me thirst you now... you will be sweet o cheesy

Which style do you prefer... from back or front??

wink

I am back specialist
no cap
PoliticsRe: Borno Attack: Zulum Ignored Intelligence - Dennis Amakiri, Ex-DSS Boss by Mykelhendriz: 10:55am On Oct 02, 2020
Mcreloaded:
If that's the case then the governor should be held responsible for the deaths and compensations paid to the family.
Ona go just ona mouth waaaaaa
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Unveils New Ballistic Missile That Could Destroy US Bases In The Gulf (Pix) by Mykelhendriz: 12:18pm On Oct 01, 2020
dermmy:
Well, Iran has repeatedly said it does not want war but would retaliate should the bully/aggressor attack them and i think they gave America a proportionate response in the January 8 attack by hurling missiles at U.S military bases in Iraq.

They passed a clear message letting the U.S know that they won't allow any attack go without a response. If Iran didn't do that America would have done worse after the killing of Soleimani.

Do you know what it means to attack a U.S military base injuring over 100 troops and all president Trump could do was bark and bark on twitter even after he had promised the Iranians hell and brimstone should they retaliate the killing of that General.

If U.S had taken a step further to escalate the incident after Iran retaliated, Iran too would have responded in kind. Confront a bully then that bully would think twice before messing with you next time.
Bros which school you gohuh You too know book, this is the first time I came across your profile and you really passed a great message... thank God we still have people on Naira land that has sense... this is the best reply I ever saw
No Cap
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Leads Wike & PDP Governors On A Thank You Visit To Oba Of Benin(pics) by Mykelhendriz: 9:44am On Sep 30, 2020
tesppidd:
Just see Wike acting so humble before the Oba of Benin.
Same he does with Sultan of Sokoto and other Northern Transitional rulers.

But come to Rivers state. He orders traditional rulers around and shuts them up like errand boys.

SMH. I just pity those who fall for this man's antics.
Lol

Bros to be frank with you... King dey pass King, also kingdom dey pass kingdom

Abi shoe no get size??
PoliticsRe: Governor Okowa Celebrates Neo And Dorathy For “Avoiding Controversy” In BBNaija by Mykelhendriz: 4:28pm On Sep 29, 2020
Iceyjayz:
It still doesn't change the state from a shíthole state like others, imagine a state with oil, but no tangible infrastructure, everywhere is just dead like the country, chai!
Bros I am a deltan, born and bred, attended Ekete primary school and Ovwian secondary school... then Otefe poly Ogharra...

But I am sad to say delta state is one of the most dirtiest states in Nigeria
No Cap Bro
PoliticsRe: Ize-Iyamu Loses LGA In Edo Governorship Poll, Okunbo Hosa Beaten In Unit LGA by Mykelhendriz: 10:23am On Sep 20, 2020
lloydtruth:
Pastor over relied on rigging and never did his homework. He shouldn't have allowed such an overbearing influence from Oshiomole and that stupid video from overrated Tinubu.
My friend go and sit down... were you not the same people hailing him... that he has done well and says Obaseki is a Twitter campaigner.. na now you know say he no do homework

nonsense and ingredient
TV/MoviesRe: Ozo Wins The BBNaija Innoson Car (Photos) by Mykelhendriz: 9:03am On Sep 17, 2020
Prechgold1180:
Keep hating
Simp just won a car
Some of ona go just open ona mouth waaa
SportsRe: Blessing Okagbare Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday Today by Mykelhendriz: 6:01pm On Sep 10, 2020
SirDickOdogwu:
She's hot and pretty
AH... bro still talk true for once na

Wetin hot for there grin
PoliticsRe: Naf Establishes New Base In Gombe, As Governor Yahaya Lauds Efforts Of Cas by Mykelhendriz: 5:19am On Sep 09, 2020
Sunepal13:
You disgust me.
Ok bro... sorry about that
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by Mykelhendriz: 8:01am On Sep 08, 2020
DIGIMARKETER:
one reason i will not allow my mixed race kids live in Nigeria. Poor daddy freeze don suffer for naija hand
So na whit pussy you dey Fvck oo?? shocked

wow... just wow
PoliticsRe: Naf Establishes New Base In Gombe, As Governor Yahaya Lauds Efforts Of Cas by Mykelhendriz: 7:47am On Sep 08, 2020
Is it by establishing barracks... or it’s about fighting and protecting the people you have sworn to protect.. Nigeria �� military is a disgrace from the top... when they ask them about looted military fund, they will tell you it was used to establish barracks...

So disheartening
PoliticsRe: Gara-Gombe: Aisha Buhari Wanted Amokachi As Sports Minister by Mykelhendriz: 11:50am On Aug 25, 2020
Sam0:
MR.Sunday Dare remain the best sport minister. He has performed better than his predecessors.
Tell me just thing when he don dohuh
SportsRe: Antonio Conte Battling To Recover $27 Million He Lost To A Scammer by Mykelhendriz: 11:42am On Aug 25, 2020
Siberia01:
huh

$27 million?

that's what davido spends each time he visits Atlanta
My friend shut up your mouth... ona go just open ona mouth waaaaaa

Davido’s entire net worth is not up to $20million dollars... let alone $27million dollar
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke: My N30m BBNaija Prize Money Is Still Intact by Mykelhendriz: 12:20pm On Jul 21, 2020
Chimezirim121:
You don't know me
My friend go and sit down.. who are you??
ProgrammingRe: High Profile Twitter Accounts Hacked By Bitcoin Scammers by Mykelhendriz: 12:26am On Jul 16, 2020
3 thousand bitcoins has been hacked already in 10mins and still counting.. am wondering if people will still open them mouth and say they are Nigeria scammers,, because anything relating to fraud it’s Nigeria that they’ll always call out... including we Nigerians
CelebritiesRe: My Body Attracts Female Fans – Crackydon Confesses by Mykelhendriz: 8:53pm On Jul 08, 2020
Vyzz:
U should have said chinkos are attracted to u.... Which will be understandable considering the size of men in their land
Bob this your comment eh, laugh wan kill me.. I wan laugh die
CelebritiesRe: Adut Akech: Runtown Sparks Dating Rumour With 20-Year-Old Black Australian Model by Mykelhendriz: 7:52pm On Jul 07, 2020
CrimeRe: Woodbery Defrauded US Firm Of $15.3 Million Stashed Away In Bitcoin Wallet by Mykelhendriz: 7:06pm On Jul 07, 2020
XXLMANDIGO:
These boys are dumb. You are trying to block every loophole by stashing money in bitcoin yet your contacts are the ones with the bank account and its from the bank account you pull money from and later into bitcoin. You have been compromised immediately money is moved to your linkman, and you are traceable from there. How will they not apprehend you when the bubble burst?


Pennywise, Pound Stupid.
Bros this boys wise die.. FBI may never see that money again.. except Woodberry give them he log in, of which I know say Woodberry don make up he mind say we die here.. I no dey give out my log in.. if I perish I perish cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Venita Akpofure Stuns In Bikini Shoot by Mykelhendriz: 6:29pm On Jul 07, 2020
kendrick9:
Crooked Smile
Thanks bro.. downloaded
CrimeRe: EFCC Docks “Adeherself” For Possession Of Fraudulent Documents by Mykelhendriz: 6:27pm On Jul 07, 2020
EngineerBode:
They should dock Gandollar too. Her smile is nice, I will not lie

I think in the first report, they said a 20 years old guy arrested with her had N9m in his account. These small boys are just making money. One in my area dating foreign women on sites like Bit Mistress recently made $20k, That's like N8m. His flatmate received $7k or so last weekend. If not that I have not done G before, I would have registered on the Bit mistress site to try my luck.
Na update you dey give boys so o.. but you no go know[b]
CelebritiesRe: Venita Akpofure Stuns In Bikini Shoot by Mykelhendriz: 4:36pm On Jul 07, 2020
kendrick9:
To all the women with the flaws, know it's hard my darling
You wonder why you're lonely and your man's not calling
You keep falling victim cause you're insecure
And when I tell you that you're beautiful you can't be sure
Cause he don't seem to want you back and it's got you asking
So all you see is what you lacking, not what you packing
Take it from a man that loves what you got
And baby girl you're a star, don't let 'em tell you you're not
Now is it real? Eyebrows, fingernails, hair
Is it real? if it's not, girl you don't care
Cause what's real is something that the eyes can't see
That the hands can't touch, that them broads can't be, and that's you
Never let 'em see you frown
-- J. Cole(crooked smile)
Song title please
TravelRe: Aerial View Of Warri City Delta State (pictures) by Mykelhendriz: 7:56pm On Jul 04, 2020
Very dirty place.. those of you that wants to quote me let me tell you.. I was born and bred in Warri, Udu road.. I attended Ekete primary school and Ovwian secondary school.. do am full blooded but I must say the truth... Warri is fvcking dirty, Enerhen junction, Udu road, Igbudu, Effurun etc.. very dirty place
CrimePlease Be Careful, These People Are Everywhere Now by Mykelhendriz(op): 7:47pm On Jun 30, 2020
BREAKING NEWS ❗❗❗

[b][/b]Please we should all be careful, these people are everywhere now.. especially all this Aboki

What is this country turning into...��
Can't believe this is happening...�
They are now in Abuja ,Lagos, P H, Imo state, Enugu and so many places to be mentioned Ooooh....��
This lady called a shoe maker To Help fix her slippers...
She allowed him to stay in the compound while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing. While he was fixing the slippers. He added something under before stitching it back luckily for the lady, her landlord was at the balcony watching the shoemaker without his knowledge ', when he was through he called her to tell her that he has finished. She came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK.
Her landlord shouted from upstairs' no oh, don't put ur leg in that slippers I'm coming. He came downstairs' forced the shoemaker to put his leg in the slippers, the shoemaker refused.
Then he alarted neighbors.
So they all gathered, forced him to wear the slippers. Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happenedhuh
The slippers cut......
He did not sew it well...
Thank you for ur time grin grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Dating Nigerian-American girls in the United States by Mykelhendriz: 9:10pm On Jun 27, 2020
ogbonti:
want to live long ? - avoid Nigerian females in AMERICA - they are the most repulsive and recalcitrant sets of humans on the face of the earth!!!

All those who were born here to Nigerian parents and most who came here as adults ARE ALMOST the same in their character

REASON - they will always put you on edge and you will never have peace of mind - because of their unrealistic standards they set for themselves

someone is always gonna be ahead of you in your career and education - so when that person indicates interest in them - you are toast!

I did not leave Nigeria to come to America to continue the senseless pressure society placed on us back home in Africa.

That is why I am married to an American and I am successful and I am not living my life - competing with anyone or trying to live up to anyone


I REPEAT - IF YOU WANT TO BE ON HYPERTENSION MEDICATION FOREVER - DATE AND MARRY A NIGERIAN WOMAN IN AMERICA - AND YOUR ROOM WILL BE RESERVED IN THE FUTURE CLOSE TO HUSHPUPPI'S ROOM IN THE AMERICAN CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM

It is this desire to measure up to some crazy standards of the OP that has made some Nigerian men delve into the world of crime!



Be guided, be wise!!!!
So Bros which one you marry? White or black?
If black which nationality?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Speaks On 2023 Presidential Ambition, Tells APC Members What To Do by Mykelhendriz: 7:20pm On Jun 27, 2020
If this man becomes president eh.. Nigeria is completely finished
RomanceGirl Got Insulted For Posting Chat Of A Guy Admiring Her On Facebook by Mykelhendriz(op): 7:30pm On Jun 23, 2020
What was supposed to be fun for a girl turn insult from Facebook users after she post a chat with a man admiring her on Facebook..

Instead of her to get a compliment as she has expected.. but to her surprise she met a bunch of insult from her Facebook.. calling her childish �
Here is some screenshots below..

RomanceRe: Not Every Time You Ignore People Making Pass At You by Mykelhendriz(op): 7:00pm On Jun 21, 2020
We need to heal our world and change our mindsets.. God is in control
RomanceNot Every Time You Ignore People Making Pass At You by Mykelhendriz(op): 6:39pm On Jun 21, 2020
Is it good to ignore someone making pass at you?
Sometimes one of the things causing us troubles as young people is that we ignore too much.. most especially young girls.. some Boys just want to be friends with you and you ignore them.. you don’t even care to know if he is just admiring you.. you just ignore him and you forget that the toes you step on today might be attached to the ass you will kiss tomorrow.. that’s not how life is.. Just a smile back might mean a lot to people.. some of these boys need you in their life not always as a lover but also as a friend.. he might be going through a lot and you might be the one to calm him down.. some of them are going through a lot.. some of them always wake up with tears and suicidal thoughts (am an example) and no hope of what is to come.. sometime I just say to myself; THEY DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO WAKE UP FVCKED UP FEELING TRAPPED AND CAN’T GET OUT FROM WHAT YOU ARE BORN INTO... when people show them love to you.. always show you love them back and let them know how important they are.. it might save a life..

Insult is welcomed

PoliticsRe: After 20 Years Of Darkness In Ibadan Toll Gate, Seyi Makinde Turns On Light by Mykelhendriz: 2:32pm On Dec 03, 2019
Seems this guy is really working..

Don't know him tho and not from the state.. Buh with the news am hearing..

Kudos to him
SportsRe: Modric On Ronaldo Absence: When You Don't Win, You Have To Come To Show Respect by Mykelhendriz: 2:31pm On Dec 03, 2019
Davash222:
Coming or not coming doesn't mean anything. Hand over the trophy to Messi and shut up!!!
Bros I like your comment die
PoliticsRe: Return All Our Stolen Artifacts - Lai Mohammed Warns Foreign Nations by Mykelhendriz: 12:53am On Nov 30, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Go and get it with him then.
Your comment makes me feel like you are under age...

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