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Romance / Re: Pick Your Wedding Date! by Mykelslim: 7:55pm On Jul 24, 2022
23-11-23
Same day as my birthday grin
Food / Re: What Is Your Favourite Food? by Mykelslim: 7:15pm On Jul 23, 2022
Yuneehk:
Fried rice and any animal protein.
Spaghetti.
Indomie and fried eggs.

We go make correct partner grin

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Education / Re: Eight Facts About Ak-47 by Mykelslim: 9:31am On Jul 21, 2022
I can bet my balls Nigerian policemen doesn't know the full meaning of AK-47.

Their job na to shoot first before questions
Romance / Re: Am I Being Friendzoned? by Mykelslim: 5:52pm On Jul 20, 2022
Tell her you're not financially ready to chest billing yet

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Romance / Re: Am I Being Friendzoned? by Mykelslim: 5:48pm On Jul 20, 2022
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Politics / Re: Peter Obi 2023: Kwankwaso And A Missed Road To Presidency – Opinion by Mykelslim: 3:22pm On Jul 11, 2022
An average Nigerian is selfish and intoxicated once given power.

While making your choice choose a lesser evil. OBI isn't going to transform Nigeria to UK or Europe in the next few years but it's important someone lays the foundation so others can follow. We have been suffering from the consequences of the foundation lead by Abiola, Buhari (past and present), Abacha and OBJ.

It's time for Nigerians to agree and practice true democracy by saying NO!

Let us start somewhere for the generations to come. Europeans have paid this price for their kids. We should do same. Do not decieved by short-term gains like airtime, data or few thousands to turn a blind eye.

If Africa was as developed as Europe, UK and US will their be racism?.

It's not about color. They hate us because we are very poor, we are leeches.

Make good money tomorrow and see them work and invite you to their parties.

Do what it is right.
Don't forget someone will come from your loins.

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Romance / Re: Ukrainian Refugee Who ‘snatched’ Benefactor’s Husband Now Partially Blind (pics by Mykelslim: 5:28pm On Jul 06, 2022
Is this karma? Nope. It's just life, it hits hard

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Food / Re: See The ₦2,500 Tuber Of Yam I Bought In Port Harcourt (Photos) by Mykelslim: 12:27pm On Jul 05, 2022
Aboki don scam you. I live in ph my side It’s 1200 with abeg because normally na 1k you suppose you pay.
Romance / Re: Street footballers can relate to this. by Mykelslim: 3:12pm On Jul 04, 2022
Our wicked landlord that year grin

I paid him back with his car tyres.

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Education / Re: Rwanda’s Hidden Mega Project by Mykelslim: 3:09pm On Jul 04, 2022
I weep for Nigeria.

See how Nigerians are scattered all over the world because of wicked leaders.

Their judgment should be on earth.
Karma is shit.
Crime / Re: Lady Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Neighbor’s 3-Year-Old Child In Anambra by Mykelslim: 3:07pm On Jul 04, 2022
Harbinger of bad news I see you grin

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Politics / Re: Ologbondiyan: I’m Convinced Atiku Will Defeat Tinubu In 2023 Presidential Poll by Mykelslim: 3:03pm On Jul 04, 2022
How many votes wey you get wey dey give you morale

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Politics / Re: Hoodlums Attack INEC Office In Enugu, Destroy Ballot Boxes, Set Building Ablaze by Mykelslim: 3:02pm On Jul 04, 2022
I tire for this country
Politics / Re: Letter Peter Obi Wrote In 2007,rejecting Land Allocated To Him As Gov.of Anambra by Mykelslim: 3:00pm On Jul 04, 2022
Presido

Come and save us
Health / Re: UCH Ibadan Slams N1,000 Daily Electricity Bill On Patients by Mykelslim: 3:00pm On Jul 04, 2022
So person wey dey sick go pay Nepa bill.
Celebrities / Re: JJC Skillz Wasn't A Submissive Husband That's Why He Was Thrown Out - Blessing by Mykelslim: 9:07am On Jul 01, 2022
“If your husband no get money-crew throw him out” less than 2% of women are wealthy enough to marry a man. Like this Na una go sleep for gutter pass

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Politics / Re: OFFICERS Disgraced After Finding Out Their Guns Were Without Bullets In An Event by Mykelslim: 6:39pm On Jun 30, 2022
If na to shoot person wey no give them bribe bullets go full there.

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Crime / Re: Woman Finds Huge Frog Inside Bowl Of Ice Cream Bought From A Store by Mykelslim: 8:12am On Jun 28, 2022
Ice frog. Lick away grin
Crime / Re: Photos Of The Bus Conductor Killed By Herdsmen In Lagos & Their Dead Cow by Mykelslim: 7:48am On Jun 28, 2022
KoshCAD:
Keep shut. The ones happen in east, wetin una don do
An average yoruba man is a coward na only online una get Power. Even as you tell me "keep shut" you fit talk am if you see. Fear no gree you but that one dey. Hide behind your keyboard cowards.
Crime / Re: Photos Of The Bus Conductor Killed By Herdsmen In Lagos & Their Dead Cow by Mykelslim: 12:22am On Jun 28, 2022
Na only mouth yoruba people get. Dem no born dem well to try this thing for Aba. Dem never see morale use ginger person not to talk of killing someone because of animal.

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Romance / Re: Sad As Couple Die In Car Acc!dent While Returning From Their Traditional Wedding by Mykelslim: 8:11pm On Jun 23, 2022
What a tragedy
Romance / Re: Beautiful Lady Shares A Message From A Guy Who Thought She Snubbed Him by Mykelslim: 8:05pm On Jun 23, 2022
The guy na werey grin

Imagine small breast wey him wan help her press

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Politics / Re: VIDEO: Youths Protest Insufficient Pvcs In Enugu by Mykelslim: 9:46pm On Jun 21, 2022
2023 is Nigeria vs Youths grin

Nigerian government go collect wotowoto

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Car Talk / Re: Have You Noticed People Are No More Buying Cars by Mykelslim: 5:24pm On Jun 20, 2022
immortalmortal:


if most people are selling, it means most people are buying.

Yes maybe Nigerian used not foreign used.

ES 350 2008 foreign used is around 4.5-4.8m but once it's registered it goes as low 3.2-3.5m depending on bargaining power, yet it's difficult to see buyer.
Car Talk / Re: Have You Noticed People Are No More Buying Cars by Mykelslim: 7:52am On Jun 20, 2022
It's custom duty on imported cars so the prices are very high. Meanwhile everybody is struggling to survive. Most people are even selling their cars.

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Music/Radio / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Song So Far In 2022? by Mykelslim: 7:34pm On Jun 19, 2022
“Nigeria from top to bottom” grin

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Romance / Re: Do We Really Have Guys Like This Nowadays? by Mykelslim: 12:12pm On Jun 19, 2022
What's there?
Something I have done times without number.

I'm not one of those women threaten with womanliness.

I have slept with a girl that felt she too fine. One week plus. I no touch am..

I tell her say t.oto na t.oto, nothing makes yours special.

Well still hit though but not then.

grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: Why Peter Obi Is Gaining Momentum Fast? by Mykelslim: 7:51pm On Jun 17, 2022
Nigerians are irredeemable.

Come 2023

Do not help anyone. Make everybody carry their cross.
Politics / Re: Shina Abiola Peller Dumps APC, To Announce New Party On Tuesday by Mykelslim: 5:17pm On Jun 17, 2022
Abandon ship

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Playing Football In His Compound (Video) by Mykelslim: 8:12am On Jun 13, 2022
This one go use Nigerians play football. Even score own goals grin

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Investment / Re: EFCC Declares Miebi Bribena Of Baraza Ponzi Scheme & Wife Wanted For N2b Fraud by Mykelslim: 10:18pm On Jun 09, 2022
Joezinho:


I guess you live in Lagos. Enjoying the life made possible by the likes of Tinubu. Yet you and your croonies hate him so much. You have TA Orji, the uba brothers,Orji Kalu, Ikpeazu, Okorocha, and others nitwits in your region yet it is Tinubu that's giving you headache.. Obviously because he controls Lagos that covetous Igbos want.. Have possession of what an Igbo man covets and he wll passionately hate you..

You guys are lucky Yorubas are accommodating..What keeps happening in SA would have happened long time ago in Lagos. You can't tell the zulus their land is no man's land.

C.oward it takes one man to start it. Are you not man enough? Chase igbos from Lagos since na you get am.

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