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Crime / Re: Sex With A Pig: Man In Court In Ibadan by myles16(m): 1:59pm On Jun 23, 2020
MajorOvakporaye:
na dem
people from South West!!!



Gbe gbogbo enu oshi e soun, Omo Ode buruku Yi, Dem dey talk oshiomole descendant too dey talk
Crime / Re: Sex With A Pig: Man In Court In Ibadan by myles16(m): 1:45pm On Jun 23, 2020
Elede nitori Olorun, so no hoelosho that you can waste your 5H on in your area, 22 years of age!!!

Nawa o
Politics / Re: FG Decides On Interstate Travel Ban, Others Next Week by myles16(m): 10:57am On Jun 23, 2020
SmartPolician:


People do it, but long-distance travels at this time is stressful and time-consuming. I will never advise anyone to embark on it at this time.

State taskforces charge between 1-5k per Sienna bus. They don't even care about physical distance. I can write a book about my travel from Enugu to Lagos yesterday because it is horrible and lachrymose.

The annoying part is that the police has increased their settlement to N500. Some of them charge up to #1k. Nobody negotiates with them. I felt pity for our driver when he settled over 10 checkpoints between the 2 edges of Onitsha-Asaba Bridge

It's even heartbreaking that the military has joined. What the soldiers usually do is to use a villager in mofti to collect the #500 at their checkpoints. I thought they said those guys were disciplined

We all know that this country is fvcked, but what I don't understand is why we don't seem to be worried about it.


When there was no lockdown sef, when ever I travelled to sokoto (school) from Lagos, our driver settles nothing less than 20 soldier's check points, like 5 immigration's checkpoints and like 2 NDLEA's checkpoints. Nigeria's problem is all rounder

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Crime / Re: Man And His Wife Assault His Ex-Girlfriend In Ogun, Strip Her Unclad, Take Pics by myles16(m): 10:52pm On Jun 22, 2020
DexterousOne:


Shey Osas na igbo name ni?


Ori è o kpe sè


Walahi ko de kpe rara.... Person wey gutter water dey him brain
Crime / Re: Man And His Wife Assault His Ex-Girlfriend In Ogun, Strip Her Unclad, Take Pics by myles16(m): 10:46pm On Jun 22, 2020
The story is not complete na, abi they wanted to use her for rituals... which one??

Both the husband and the wife are kids jare, they look 22-23 to me.
Politics / Re: Which Generation Wrecked Nigeria? by myles16(m): 3:54pm On Jun 22, 2020
ModestGal:

Who trained them?


no matter the training, you should know what what is wrong from what's right, and you should learn to fight for your right and not just blame and blame, who are our next generations going to blame if we continue like this??
Politics / Re: Which Generation Wrecked Nigeria? by myles16(m): 3:01pm On Jun 22, 2020
Our social media generation, who only shout and complain behind keyboards and can't face this less than 1k ruling 200m, for looting and disorganizing this country.. it's only to twerk and pose beside big cars they know, like it's an achievement
Programming / Re: Low Views On Nairaland? See How To Get More Views by myles16(m): 2:12am On Jun 22, 2020
spartan117:
You posted this since morning and it still has just 32 views.
I doubt you took your own advice undecided


E shock you abi E shock me too o.

E be like person wey write book on how to become rich but doesn't have money to publish the book
Programming / Re: An Advice Needed Here Pls Can I Get Job As A Graduate With Second Class Lower by myles16(m): 2:07am On Jun 22, 2020
If you're good in web development and programming as you said, your certificate won't matter but what you can do and the projects you've done

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Literature / Re: What A Day (by Abiodun O)...18+ by myles16(m): 8:07pm On Jun 19, 2020
Biodun1929:


You can use your imagination for the rest �

I love writing short stories.


It's true Sha, Yorubas would say "shoki lobe
oge". The longer it becomes, the more it looses It tastes

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Literature / Re: What A Day (by Abiodun O)...18+ by myles16(m): 7:50pm On Jun 19, 2020
Biodun1929:
Chapter 8

Sandra started by giving me a hand job while I lay back on the couch. She made me get up and get out of my jeans and boxers after a while. When I sat back on the couch, she started sucking on my balls as she continued to give me a hand job. It felt so good, and I couldn’t help but let a few moans escape my mouth.

I started grabbing her boobs, pressing on the huge melons. She stopped to take off her blouse and pull her boobs out of her bra. They were like two big pawpaws hanging from her chest; big yellow, succulent looking boobs. I started massaging them as she kept licking my balls and stroking my dick. And then she stopped, put my dick between her boobs and started moving them up and down the length of my shaft. Having her soft boobs on my hard dick took me to ecstasy.

“Sandra.” I heard Zainab call out and Sandra stopped what she was doing to listen. When Zainab didn’t call out again, Sandra got on her feet and stretched her hand out for me. I took it, and she playfully pulled me up. I collided into her and had to wrap my arms around her to stop her from falling. Her soft breasts pressed up on my bare chest sent chills down my spine. I let her go, and she turned around, held my hand and led me towards the stairs. It was funny walking behind her with an erection as my big black dick kept poking her soft and yellow ass.

She led me into a room when we got upstairs, and I saw Zainab naked, walking into the bathroom. She turned around and smiled. And then she waved us over. Sandra let go of my hand so as to get out of her skirt and panties. When she was doing so, Zainab made a ‘come here’ sign to me with her index finger. I moved around Sandra, and headed to the bathroom. Zainab entered, and I followed.

The shower was running, and she had her head tilted to the side with the water running down breasts. I moved under the shower with her, and started handling and her boobs. The water was running over my face, and couldn’t see, but I sensed Sandra had also gotten in the bathroom with us. Before long, I felt soft hands grab my dick and start giving me a hand job. After washing my dick with the water pouring down from the shower, she put it in her mouth and started sucking. I had to stop for a second because the sharp rise in pleasure almost made me cum prematurely.

After getting mental control of my ejaculation, I went on with sucking Zainab’s boobs and letting Sandra do her work down there. Zainab was moaning now, and before I knew it, she had found my lips, and started kissing me. I kept squeezing her melons as we kissed. I was in the mood to Bleep now, but didn’t know who to Bleep first.

Sandra stopped sucking me, and got up to get under the shower with us. And then she went behind me, and started rubbing her humongous boobs on my back, while stroking my dick. Zainab gently pulled away from the kiss, turned around and put her hands on the bathroom wall. Without hesitating, I went in from behind and started fucking her slow motion as I watched water bounce off her big ass.
Sandra kept rubbing her breasts on my back while moaning. I was approaching orgasm now and I couldn’t hold it back any longer. I sped up my thrusts, ramming into Zainab even faster. She moaned even louder. And then I said “I’m cumming” before pulling out of her and letting off my hot load all over her back. It was an orgasm like none other, probably because I had almost reached orgasm twice earlier and held it back.

After letting the last drop of semen drip on her back, I let go of her waist and let out a sigh. Sandra chuckled behind me and nibbled on my earlobe. “Now it’s my turn.” She whispered in my ear. She started kissing my neck passionately, and slowly moved to my front. Zainab was washing her body under the shower now as Sandra moved me to the wall, and started kissing me. I wondered if she understood the concept of a refractory period. No matter how much she aroused me, I didn’t think I could get another erection for at least another ten minutes.

A phone started ringing in the room, and Zainab quickly stepped out of the bathroom to get it, grabbing a towel on her way out. Sandra was rubbing her breasts all over my chest as she kissed me. The arousal was building up when I heard Zainab say, “Hey Yemi, it’s your friend on the line.” I gently pulled away from Sandra, and smiled at her before heading out of the bathroom. Dripping wet, I stepped into the room, grabbed a towel on the bed and dried myself up fast before collecting the phone from Zainab. “Hello,” I said into the phone.
“Hey Yemi, I’m at the address you gave me.”
“Wow! That was fast.” I said and looked from Zainab to Sandra, who was out of the bathroom and standing beside me now. “Umm. Okay, give me a minute. I’ll be out soon.”
“You have to go?” Sandra said in a low voice as I handed the phone back to her. I could see the disappointment in her eyes.
“Yes. My friend is outside.” I said and grabbed the towel from the bed to dry myself a little more. “Umm, sorry, Zainab, can I get like a t shirt or something.” She looked into space for a while, before heading out of the room.
“I should give you my number.” Sandra said, standing there naked, with one hand on her shoulder, covering her boobs.
“Umm…my phone is not currently with me.”
“Okay. I will give you my card.” She said as she headed back into the bathroom. She came back out drying herself with a pink towel.
Zainab came back with a white polo top. “This is what I could find.” She handed me the top, and I was glad it was large size.
“Okay. Thanks. I have to go now.” I said as I headed out the room. They both trailed behind me, with towels tied.

I hurriedly wore by boxer shorts and jeans when I got to the living room downstairs. “What number can I reach you on?” Zainab said as she watched me putting on the polo top.
“Umm…I’ll get your number from my friend’s phone and call you later today.”
“Okay.” She said.
“Here is my card. You can call me later too.” Sandra said with a smile as she handed me a small white card.
“Okay. I have to go now.” I said and they both said, bye. I headed towards the kitchen, and out the door. It was an awkward goodbye because I didn’t know how to say goodbye to two females at the same time.

When I got outside, the sun hit my eyes heavy. It was just a little past midday and the sun rays hit me hard. I saw Musa already by the gate as I walked down the driveway. It was almost like he had gotten an intercom call that I was heading his way. I greeted him with a head nod and a smile before stepping out.

Joy’s white Corolla was packed on the other side of the gate, a few meters away, and she waved at me when she saw me. She wouldn’t understand how happy I was to see her. I adjusted the collar of the polo top I had on and walked over to the car.
“Hey! What’s up?” She greeted me as I got into the Corolla.
“I’m cool. Thanks for coming.”
“Really, what’s up? I thought you had been kidnapped or something. Where is your car?”
I sighed before saying, “You would never believe what happened to me if I told you.”
“Hmm!”
“Please can you drive me home?”
She looked at me for a while, and I really couldn’t tell what was on her mind. And then she said, “Okay.” She started up the car and drove off.
“Hmm! So where do I even start.” I said, twisting my neck here and there.
“Start from telling me who you’ve been kissing.”
“What?”I said with a shocked look on my face.
“Your lips get really pink when you kiss for long.” She said and I couldn’t help but laugh.
“Joy, It’s a real long story.”
“Well, it’s a long drive to your house. Tell me everything; don’t leave out anything.”
“Okay.”

The End



What a nice thread, I finished everything Sha. It shouldn't end like this

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Romance / Re: Sometimes I Wish A Woman Would Look Me In The Eye And Tell Me "I Like You" by myles16(m): 7:23pm On Jun 19, 2020
GrammarNazi1:

...odds...are...

They...




Bhet why na!!!!

Don't correct my bhet, I no be blunder jew

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Politics / Re: Ehanire: Buhari’s Government The Most Sincere Nigeria Has Ever Had by myles16(m): 7:02pm On Jun 19, 2020
Let come to think of it, what if they're truly the most sincere...
















What am I even saying sef, abi is that man high on Covid-19 billions all these people donated
Travel / Re: 50 Nigerians Stranded In Pakistan Arrive Abuja by myles16(m): 6:56pm On Jun 19, 2020
Make una no reason am o, Pakistan get hackers and developers.... Plenty Hausa people dey school for there too.

Don't underestimate another cunt3. Lols

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Politics / Re: Chad Begs Nigeria For Electricity Supply by myles16(m): 6:13pm On Jun 19, 2020
If we connect them to our power grid now, so how many nothern states are we supplying electricity to very soon we would start employing there citizens too, they're kukuma like another nothern state of Nigeria �
Romance / Re: Sometimes I Wish A Woman Would Look Me In The Eye And Tell Me "I Like You" by myles16(m): 3:17pm On Jun 19, 2020
sacajawea:

Is this an Advice?



Anyone you see it as, just think!

Use your head and not your heart

Modified:

Success attracts love too, just work hard for now

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Romance / Re: Sometimes I Wish A Woman Would Look Me In The Eye And Tell Me "I Like You" by myles16(m): 2:55pm On Jun 19, 2020
You're looking for love Better find one girl give Belle before it's too late!. These days small misunderstanding can land hot water on your body while sleeping.

Baby daddy will do, and try take care of your unborn child
Think Bro

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Romance / Re: Know Your Worth Nigga: A Thread For Men by myles16(m): 12:18pm On Jun 18, 2020
fyneboi79:
If you know how that FB"thanks for accepting me" dey pepper me ehh! So cheap!!
I always say to myself whenever I see it, "Just look at this fool who will spend his money and time and energy thanking for it". Women? Single, divorced and even married wey cheap pass pure water?
Me ke? I fine wella,I get small change, upward mobile...na them dey bother me sef.




Naso e suppose be na

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Programming / Re: Android Auto On Iphones by myles16(m): 11:49pm On Jun 17, 2020
what are you actually talking about

















follow link to on my signature to take programming survey and stand a chance of winning $1000 and straight $50 dollar for taking the survey
Programming / Re: Which Most Demanding I.T/ Tech Skills One Can Learn? by myles16(m): 11:43pm On Jun 17, 2020
try learning python

check this programming section, you would see thread with links to free tutorials videos and pdfs to read, friendly communities where they answer question like Github and stackoverflow, and download videos on youtube.


you can also take programmer survey as a fresher, follow the link on my signature
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 0) On 17th June 2020 by myles16(m): 11:33pm On Jun 17, 2020
Roman7:



how legit??



it's for programmers o, if you know little about programming, just enter the link and take the survey, while taking the survey, you would be ask what do you want whether programmer hoodie or $50.. then when you're done. You would be given a link to invite people and if you're among the people with the highest invitee you stand a chance of winning $1,000

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 0) On 17th June 2020 by myles16(m): 11:09pm On Jun 17, 2020
make una leave we arsenal fans abeg, we are blind we can't hear you guys
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 0) On 17th June 2020 by myles16(m): 11:07pm On Jun 17, 2020
Mancity please "Arsenal lives Matters"














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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 0) On 17th June 2020 by myles16(m): 8:38pm On Jun 17, 2020
wetin Arsenal dey play...Hope say dem never whoop our arse with these small pikins wey arteta use







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Romance / Re: A Thread: Share Your Relationship Challenge Let Someone Help You. by myles16(m): 12:32am On Jun 17, 2020
She farts too much and she's not even fat sef.. what should I do!!?
Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by myles16(m): 4:59pm On Jun 16, 2020
boyjo:

Eyaah..if she know na shyness cause am, she for waka come down from the table come meet you, lock hand with you and lead you the table.
She no know.


She didn't see me sef, I didn't pick her calls even tho I was looking at her on stage where she was sitted...if she gives me the chance Sha after 8 years I can still right my wrongs

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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by myles16(m): 4:24pm On Jun 16, 2020
jakizio42:

But the girl was so strong to even still talk to you again o and you were so wicked you know how girls are am sure she started planning for it since her js3 chai such a pity


I think so cause her jss 1 to ss3 was in an only girls school and being a boarder for that matter. Anytime I think of it I just felt like setting up a fresh date then giving her a nice one....tho she messaged me out of the blue of recent

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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by myles16(m): 2:52pm On Jun 16, 2020
Biodun1929:


Lol! It used to be No Panes, No Last in my era. McKee Wright used to always come first, then Hyde J, then Harmans. And Panes was always last.


Was just being sarcastic, actually it has always been like that, even my ss1-3 was like that

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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by myles16(m): 2:20pm On Jun 16, 2020
Biodun1929:


Lol!

Hyde Johnson


No Hyde J, no last

Kindly Follow back Sir

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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by myles16(m): 2:16pm On Jun 16, 2020
Biodun1929:


1998 set cheesy


Haaaaa!!! My Uncle good afternoon Sir!

Which house Sir?? Was in Harmans.

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