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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by myles16(m): 2:14pm On Jun 16, 2020
boyjo:


Eyaah...she must have been so disappointed.
Sitting alone all by herself almost all day with her friends all aware.


Asin she even sat at the VIP table with my place empty, I could see her face mehn, she was fukin lonely...I pitied her even tho I was the one that put her in that situation with nothing I could do....
She wouldn't have bought the gown in the 1st place, she would have stayed home jeje...I stressed her
Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by myles16(m): 2:07pm On Jun 16, 2020
Biodun1929:


Floreat!

"the next day I apologized and she asked if I was gay "

Hahaha! I can totally relate. I was asked that question a couple of times back in the day. Lol. Shyness sha grin

Floreat Bro!!

Asin tho we're still friends Sha, she gave me green light, yellow light, red light and love light but I didn't know how to utilize it then and she later gave up on me.

So which set?? Mine was 2012

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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by myles16(m): 1:56pm On Jun 16, 2020
Fouronetwo:


floret !!
which set ,,? me be 2001/2002 set





Floreat Bro!

I passed out 10 years after your set, 2012.
Sports / Re: Man Utd's Angel Gomes Visits Prophet TB Joshua's SCOAN For Healing (video) by myles16(m): 6:48am On Jun 16, 2020
Ha ha Dembele bawo Diaby can still play football then...just a visit away and baba is already playing football again
Crime / Re: Man Beat Wife To Coma, Threatens To Do It Again Once She Regains Consciousness. by myles16(m): 6:43am On Jun 16, 2020
She's afraid of running away but she shouldn't be afraid to die, since it's a do or die affair to her.... the Lord is your strength

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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by myles16(m): 12:09am On Jun 16, 2020
Been laughing like mad, So lemme share mine

Back in my Sec school days, i went to an only boys school (King's College Lagos), so we were almost done with our Waec and Neco, my school and (Queen's College Yaba) got this connection, they act as our girls and we do socials together. So during my ss3 days when 2go started reigning we got hold of QC girl's 2go username and we added plenty girls, as a KC boy once i introduced myself everywhere becomes lit, so this girl added me and we started chatting and everywhere was good, we became so close and very close, it was 2 weeks to our prom night. I asked her out, before i asked out sef i almost died cause i was the most shyest guy on earth, she asked me why her?? i almost fainted again, i sha told her she was the only one i had and she agreed, damnnn i was so happy... collected money from popsy bought a nice suit with a nice shoe, she even posted on her 2go status "Prom date i can't feel my lips, looking forward to my first kiss"... I saw the post i pretended i never saw that, my friends started teasing me telling me i must finish her lips... fast forward to the D-day..

Me and my friends were all suited up, friend's popsy drove us to QC yaba where the prom was to take place, lost my I.V, was at the gate till 4:30, later entered sha, i saw her in her fresh gown on the high table with other girls and their prom dates, prefect were given special tables and she was one. All my guys were on normal tables with their dates except few of us that were shy, she was calling me heavily but i was ashamed to climb that stage cause it was heavily lit with flood light while my guys were on normal table with lowkey club light.. Haaaa!! she was expecting me to climb the stage, cold feet couldn't let me eat what the waiters were serving, some hours later it was dancing time she came was down from our supposed special dinner table all was still looking for me, i saw her but was dodging her, it was our first time meeting face to face....i was very scared of walking up to her and was looking frustrated, don't even know what to tell her, summoned courage and walked up to her sha and i said "Hi!! i am ismail, when you are ready to go home we would meet outside" and i left her... Even me myself was shocked with what i said. fast forward to 9pm when guys organized an after party in a club not far from E-center, i was sha outside we couldn't even talk sef, she was so disappointed and later took taxi home, she didn't even wait for the after party when my guys were being given hot lap dance...



the next day i apologised and she asked if i was Gay
i am still a shy guy tho but i know i can't mess up like that day... Days later i regretted why i didn't touch the full chicken with better fried rice and salad i was served on that day

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Programming / Re: Take Developer Economics Survey And You Could Win Up To $15,000 Prizes. by myles16(m): 7:46pm On Jun 15, 2020
Jacibaby422:


Yes but it is worth it. I took the survey last year and I won $50.
Thanks for taking it using my link.

Don't mention.

What are the chances of me winning the too?

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Programming / Re: Take Developer Economics Survey And You Could Win Up To $15,000 Prizes. by myles16(m): 10:44pm On Jun 10, 2020
took the survey too, the survey is kind of long tho

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Romance / Re: Is It Normal To Visit Someone You Are Dating Uninvited?? by myles16(m): 2:57pm On Jun 10, 2020
Kachi11061998:
No mata hw serious ur relationshp is, pls dont visit d one u ar dating uninvited. I was introduced as a panter last week.
We neva setle d mata til nw



Na which kind cloth you wear go Paint stain everything??
Romance / Re: Help. I Think I Am Lesbian by myles16(m): 10:27pm On Jun 09, 2020
you're not a lesbian, i think you just feel like satisfying your curiosity ....the problem is that your ex abi your bf didn't watch the les porn with you and he didn't explore before doing the do or it's either you're bi-sexual
Romance / Re: Something Has Been Bothering Me, Nairalander Help Me With Answers by myles16(m): 10:45pm On Jun 07, 2020
OLDESTWARRIBOY:


I dust my hand cumot for your mata, your own dn pass be careful


dust am well o
Romance / Re: Something Has Been Bothering Me, Nairalander Help Me With Answers by myles16(m): 10:41pm On Jun 07, 2020
OLDESTWARRIBOY:
OP STOP TAKING WEED



cause i am looking at something from another perspective?? who weed help??
Romance / Re: Something Has Been Bothering Me, Nairalander Help Me With Answers by myles16(m): 10:39pm On Jun 07, 2020
Zabiboy:

Simple..
Its bcz of HYPERGAMY...you can check it out on google...
A girl is at her peak between 22-26 and so she has to look for the best male she can atttact and due to their hypergamous nature, they wont even look at men of their age...They just use their male age mates bcz to get attention.....
But A guy reaches his peak between 30-36 and by this time, his female age mates are already out of the competition market...
So a guy and a girl of the same age arr not age mates bcz OF DIFFERENCE IN SMV CURVE...
GL cool


Le Prof of Puberty Heist...I bow
Romance / Re: Something Has Been Bothering Me, Nairalander Help Me With Answers by myles16(m): 10:37pm On Jun 07, 2020
Dreiwizzy:
The later attains puberty before the former


at 19 o, why is it different from other countries own??
Romance / Something Has Been Bothering Me, Nairalander Help Me With Answers by myles16(m): 10:26pm On Jun 07, 2020
why is it that a 19 years old boy in Nigeria and a 19 years old girl in Nigeria are not age mates
why please??
Programming / Re: Programming Learning Challenge June. by myles16(m): 2:50am On Jun 05, 2020
Currently learning python, after that i would love to learn django, kotlin, html5 and c#
Crime / Re: Yangy, Babcock Student Accused Of Raping 24 Women. He Reacts by myles16(m): 4:19pm On Jun 03, 2020
rapped 24 girls just like that, so all the sex he had in life is rape?? but anything is possible in this 2020



#SayNoToRape
Politics / Re: Tinubu With A Placard, Demands Justice For Uwa, Tina And Jennifer (Photo) by myles16(m): 8:31am On Jun 03, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
very scary sticky situation that year in DOlPhin estate



what happened in Dolphin estate ooo?

abi Apapa road, Ebute metta
Phones / Re: [warning] This Image Crashes Android Phones When Set As Wallpaper - Don't Try It by myles16(m): 10:25pm On Jun 01, 2020
La click la settle matter

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Programming / Re: My First Mobile App On Playstore by myles16(m): 8:08pm On May 31, 2020
cbrass:


If you want to monetize your posts, the 100 will still be in your wallet. When users like your posts you earn N5 per like



How's that possible Are they going to deduct N5 from the likers wallet and credit the likee??
It's sounds interesting, so your app is like Nairaland with this monetize features?
Programming / Re: My First Mobile App On Playstore by myles16(m): 6:44pm On May 31, 2020
What's the funding of the account for
Programming / Re: Help With This Python Programming Assignment Please by myles16(m): 3:24pm On May 31, 2020
Albertone:
Thanks so much.

I really appreciate

Don't mention

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Programming / Re: Help With This Python Programming Assignment Please by myles16(m): 11:23am On May 31, 2020
Albertone:
Hey,I'm a python beginner.Being self taught hasn't been easy for me.

Can you let me know the materials you use?
I am currently in lists,tuples after,i move to dictionaries.I hope to use python for software development



i am using both videos and pdfs, there's this "python programming fundamentals" by kent d.Lee, it's a pdf of about 240+ pages, check springer books online you will see their books, and they're free. Check "Mosh Hamedani" on you-tube he has a video of about 6+ hours and another 2 hours, with a cheat sheet pdf to download below the video

and hope you've the latest python app, atleast version 3.7 or 3.8, with a good editor or IDE, you can download Wind IDE or pycharm

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Politics / Re: My Take On The Arewa Show Off by myles16(m): 10:02am On May 30, 2020
Bembellaa:
lol... You are free to Type any crap that will make you and your fellow sadist happy





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Politics / Re: My Take On The Arewa Show Off by myles16(m): 5:19am On May 30, 2020
ModestGal:

Yes my brother, they will paint face for children, why won't they be wooed? Paint hands, legs,pierce nose, three holes in the ear for a small child. How will the child concentrate in school? How will the child have time for book? Isn't that inviting men for the child? Useless culture
95% of creams in their market are bleaching creams because in their head, and make up full market, fake make ups for that matter. When you go to Kebbi state, their own worse for painting.
Children going to parties is very common there,in the evenings, you will see them coming from one party and another, children o,no be adult, and you will see full makeup in their faces.

How many women are tailors in Sokoto? The only thing they do is plait hair in their house, if you see a hairstylist shop in sokoto, is for someone from other tribe.
In the morning, poor people would line up to collect money from rich people


Come to Ko sei, you will see gatemen with 3wives living in a gateman house.
In our side, you will see people learning one trade or the other, especially girls, nothing like that for them. Why won't they continue to be poor and rich people getting richer

There's no difference between Sokoto and Kebbi, what annoys me the most is all these provision stores and shops, tailoring shops and others are filled with men, what their wives should be doing. If you see the way they are strict on we student when it comes to anything socials, if a guy holds a girl's hand they start looking at you like you're have committed the most disgraceful fornication in the world, school securities would even take you to security post, but when there people are doing rubbish within the school compound they're free. You hardly see teenagers or women in their early twenties on the street, they've all gone to their husband's house ... I just pray God changes their mind set cause that's the most important thing

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Politics / Re: My Take On The Arewa Show Off by myles16(m): 4:24am On May 30, 2020
ModestGal:

Yes, the poor does not even want to be rich.
If they want to be rich, an ordinary gateman won't have two wives and 10children living in a gateman house. If you see a Northerner, you will easily identify a rich girl from a poor girl, their rich ladies would be very beautiful and poor ones extremely ugly. In this place, it's difficult to distinguish rich from poor if they all wear clothes and in parties, but in the North, no one needs to tell you who is poor and who is rich, because it would be very obvious

The gap between the rich and poor is extremely wide.



asin oti poju!! it's only in the North i see villages inside the school... Almajiris in Usman Danfodio are more than we University students, they steal and do all sort of things to us, still the school still recognize them over us, i was eating in one of our school canteen one day, i finished eating this rubbish watery semo, then i put the soup bowl ontop the semo plate just to balance and eat the meat, before a blink of an eye one of these almajiris boys (yaro boys) carried the plate with meat and soup from my front as i shouted "Kei" then he dropped it by that time i already lost interest in eating the meat, just took one of the meat then called him to come and salvage the rest, if you start explaining how backward their society is, mehn i can write a novel. I just pray ASUU doesn't hold me much in this Sokoto...and they're hypocrite, big one!!

and you mean these yarinya girls, those girls are just something else, the only thing they know how to do is fry soya beans (awara) and do painting on their faces (very annoying and irritating make up ), there was one day i was just looking at an 8 years old girl with the make up she wore on her face which was very weird and irritating, she noticed and started looking at me somehow and i was just like what's wrong with this small girl in my mind, was looking at how awkward the makeup was and still imaging why all these small girl are putting on make ups and who're they trying to impress? like older guys or their almajiri boys (yarinya)

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Politics / Re: My Take On The Arewa Show Off by myles16(m): 3:43am On May 30, 2020
ModestGal:

Lol. I agree with you. That is If you are not talking from the angle of tribalism or jealousy out of seeing them with luxuries.
I didn't watch the video, but I can easily guess what's in it.
Some Northerners are nothing but a waste of brain, I stayed in the same compound with a prince. And they use all kind of cars that are quite rare to see
, and in the estate, the kind of house built are gigantic and mansions that would inhabit more than 150people. Even, their underage children (12years, 13 etc) are already driving in the street with various types of car. Ask me what is their father's jib, and it would be nothing but a politician. An ordinary councillor would be extremely rich with big big vehicles, princes, wives, princesses spend bails at the malls, and these people are doing nothing for a living.
Now when you enter some part of the Town, people are beyond poor, they are wretched. Some people do not have a house, but they live in... (I don't even know how to describe it,let me just say a 4 angle iron sheets). This is in a town of intense heat, a sun beyond comprehension of people that have never lived in desert areas.
A town filled with Almajiris with torn cloths and looking very dirty with sands, you will see little children, girls in the morning during harmattan living in an uncompleted building et cet ra.

A town of the living wretched, ive also stayed in kebbi, Jega, and the poverty level is extremely high. I had a neighbour whose children hasn't started school at age 12 and above and this man is a teacher, someone who was supposed to be a role model.

Yet they had the gut to post gigantic cars and luxuries. Celebrating these kind of idiots is showing how stupid some Nigerians and Africans are, to celebrate people that have gotten their wealth by making others suffer. I do not mingle with rich Northerners, because they disgust me.

........
This is not for discrimination, but a wake up call for the Northerners. I also criticize other tribes, but truth be told, Northerners own is worst
as regards self development compared to South Western People. illiteracy and backward thinking is quite high there.



i support you 100%, i am schooling in Sokoto and i can tell you this people are extremely poor infact the gap between their rich and poor is not something you can measure, you'll see 16 years old girl driving car while another child of almost 2 years is already an almajir carrying plates up and down, already on his own begging to survive and i imagine why?? their rich kids have poor friends still not going to help cause of their mentality... Some of them just pose with their parent's car with nothing upstair. Forget all this pictures they post on social media their way of life is not what a tribe should be proud of.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Can Nairalanders Settle This Matter PHOTO by myles16(m): 2:07pm On May 29, 2020
leosahm:
W


this matter don pass V.C hand, the chancellor dy come for road





them no go see am settle cause the person wey dem want settle him matter don go settle another matter
Islam for Muslims / Re: Who Is Finishing The 6-Day Fast Tomorrow? by myles16(m): 1:57pm On May 29, 2020
babtoundey:


Why do you people always poke-nose and assume authority over what is beyond your understanding and comprehension. Not waking up is what true fasting is... How unreasonable can some people be if their knowledge of fasting is limited to abstaining from food and not waking up to eat.

If I want to reason like you, I will insist staying away from food for for a stretch of one day or more is self-imposed starvation and not fasting.



Exactly, our God is not wicked cause how do you expect people to fast without eating Sahoor

just imagine eating from Iftaar to Iftaar, that's not fasting it's self-imposed starvation cause no one asked them to do that
Islam for Muslims / Re: Who Is Finishing The 6-Day Fast Tomorrow? by myles16(m): 1:42pm On May 29, 2020
Offpoint:

Thank God about your 'personal experiences'

As you can see yourself, not waking up to eat is what TRUE FASTING is and the experience cannot be over emphasize.

Anything outside that is NOT FASTING.....
Look for the meaning of the word FASTING, unless it means something else in Quran.



That's how we were instructed to fast, it's not about the food, it's about self discipline and abstaining from all sort of sin like lying, bad thoughts, sex, back biting e.t.c. What's the purpose of your fast when you're still criticizing other people's fast

and we are rewarded for eating in the morning and breaking in the evening..
Fasting the western world imprinted in your head is different from the one God instructed us to do, the western world don't do same religion as us, so their definition of fasting is going to be different from ours

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Programming / Re: Help With This Python Programming Assignment Please by myles16(m): 1:29pm On May 29, 2020
pixey:
def invest_worth():
investment = 14000
first_year = 14000*1.4
#Multiply by 140%
second_year = first_year - 1500
# Decrease by $1500
third_year = second_year * 1.12
# Multiply by 112%
total_worth = int(third_year)
print("The total investment worth is " + str(total_worth))

invest_worth()






This will surely work now.


Thanks... it worked well

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Programming / Re: Help With This Python Programming Assignment Please by myles16(m): 1:04pm On May 29, 2020
pixey:
No! But I am sure it will run well unless you did not indent the code.I think I added all instead of just returning the third year.



Thanks it worked correctly tho i made little changes

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