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PrimadonnaO:
A senior student and his friends were calling me... one of them was asking me out that year. I was in SS1. They were in SS3.

I was doing shakara, refusing to answer, catwalking away... I didn't see the gutter in front.

Into the gutter I plunged... I swear, I almost didn't want to come out that day!

Hope you didn't sleep there Sha...Lols

Oizee:
Mine was leaving Nana hall in old site to new site with my skirt unzipped, and the shameful part was a guy who pointed my attention to it in accounting department. I couldn't sleep that night. That's was in BUK

Lols

Just tender your resignation letter already, since there's no difference between you and a jobless person...start looking for another job, after tendering your resignation letter if asked why just explain your ordeal and if it's the same man that's in charge of handling the resignation letter just leave without any explanation.. go get another job and move on

scave:
A female lecturer was talking to us in the class and she said no one is virgin in this class,and i was this quiet shy introvert wey no dey talk for class,na so one girl just call my name say i b virgin,i felt like disappearing.

That girl get you for mind....Lols

Prechgold1180:
One of my departmental girl said no to me
Her name was mercy

So I cried and sang mercy said no i just don't want to let you go
Don't want to let you slip away , you don't v to be afraid ,. Mercy said no by mercy chinwo actually it's a gospel song but I converted it to heartbreak song

Las Las I found out dat d girl was into runs
10k to bleep her

I don't understand all you wrote here

Annie001:
The day I thought a car stopped for me inside school and as I was about entering the you just said in Yoruba hope no prob
I just had to apologise shamefully

Like "shey kosi problem?" . Lols

adewumiopeyemi:
mine was when i was given two week suspension in school for jumping the school fense to drink and flex in a club

Kc??

Wolgrace:
He is a well known lawyer, freedom fighter, right activist, and SARS' nightmare with an incurable magrain headache. Future SAN to be certain.

Human rights activist but not a lawyer

The mugu couldn't even spell maga properly, awon Yahoo kekeke

They won't go and look for job, I once told people supporting Yahoo that when all these whites wisen up these Yahoo boys would start defrauding we locals, and it has started... We need to kick against them too not just EFCC

prettyaura:
it was my very first kiss ever...the guy just finished eating akara before we hung out that night..d akara particles I swallowed that night was enough to go with a bowl of custard..

Kilode now!!!! Small small

ModestGal:
Please I need where to get standard good quality female shoes in Idumota Lagos.

Ask of mandilas when you get to Central mosque(moshalashi jimoh) they sell nice shoes there

bet9ja:
BAKIFY is a Mobile app that allows user to Request Bakkie, Box Truck and Towing Van.

Driver and User app can be downloaded through www.bakify.co.za

All feedback are welcome.

Screenshot here please

talkcash:
Wow, you know how to code python, I can't code python, because it's really hard I would like to learn from you.

Yeah, Django can also be used to build sites, but I haven't entered Django yet, would love to master python 1st...

When you're ready, got plenty python materials and videos too

Soooooooooooo!!! someone that escaped albino, lightskin yen yen yen... una go dey do like say una be oyinbo

bonding or not fathers still die before mothers, why this?? you guys don't care about it and not ready to know why. fathers too are trying o, most guys or ladies that are raised by single mothers always kind of have this particular mindset, most fathers don't kiss and tell, they muse over many things in silence, who can they tell? because it's their responsibility. If your popsy has time to sit and gist and do other things with you, you're part of the lucky ones who their popsy got a good job with lot of leisure time. A lady made mention of something about gaining 10 pounds without her dad noticing, it's not like he didn't notice, not all dad are vocal. me for example i could notice something withing 10 or 5 secs of seeing it, without saying shit, if gist or conversation doesn't warrant it, i would let it pass unless the thing is extreme.

to be a guy is not easy o. A yoruba adage says Omo to ni baba oun ko la, to ni iya oun ko l'owo lowo, shebi enu e loun na wa yen, it means "a child that says his father is not successful enough, and his mother is poor would soon venture into same business and see how it works"

Popsy tried for me o, sent me to the best sec school in Nigeria, paid my money for football training at National stadium, bought lots of stuff for me and siblings with one mumu job like that, while mumsy had sight problem and hadn't work since all my life but popsy still carter for everything, now that i have grown up and have tried looking for job while still in school and without any much responsibility but still can't raise small change for myself, now i realised how tough being a man is.

Fathers are trying Please!!!

Awon eyan Kiss Daniel...
Weldone Sirs

BlackSpanner:
As they say locally!!! "Village peeps doing their job"

Like Asif village people too won't die, it's her time, may God let us live long

RIP to her

Pearl543:
Yeah, that's a nice one. Programmers are in high demand. Best of luck

Thanks

Pearl543:
Lol, no be small thing o. But sha, don't drop out o.

Make I kuku face programming full-time, my chances of getting employed is kind of higher with programming than that of the certificate I am pursuing, you Know this is Nigeria

Ademhi:
No they dnt
jst screening

Its good Sha, best of luck

Sanishu:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm sex is overrated. If u do too much na body pain. In the north almost all the condom in the chemist have expired. Talking from experience

Don't lemme talk please

They don't use condoms in the North jare, that's why you see almajris, yaro boys and yarinya everywhere

Born pikin like pure water nylon

Pearl543:
I swear. God will help us tho.
This country is one big joke

They be making someone to contemplate dropping out of school

Ademhi:
FUOYE

Federal University of oye ekiti?? I once chose them when I was still doing jamb, won't they do post utme??

uglodoh:
I wanted to write proud. It was a mistake. Thanks for that.

Lols...don't mention

Ademhi:
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This is a ray of hope for we admission seekers

Which school??

Pearl543:
Lmao, that's why I said earlier ' if they want peace to reign'. Well, because I don't know how schools will start giving admission while I'm still in first semester... I have not written text let alone exam.

Same here, I am not even sure I still remember my admission number sef, this 1st semester is going to be bloody

Pearl543:
Of course na. I really didn't mean C or D something... God forbid.

5.0GP or 4.0GP nu

Loools... Lookatyu!! Just like that? The one someone sat down and wrote sef, before someone manage to pass 3.5 sef na war, talk more of grade sharing. If you pass 3.0 just thank God

uglodoh:
And to think, he was a goalkeeper while playing for Nigeria. Congratulations coach Egbo. Nigerians are brought of you.

Brought how?

plessis:
As a Yoruba man, I'm in serious pains. My amala will taste bitter tonight.

Let me go and commit suicide by throwing myself into the lagoon, just as oduduwa committed suicide by throwing himself down from the sky.

Ikue Sara, your death Sara

RIP in advance

Pearl543:
Lol... Nigeria ooo. I just hope they are going to give everyone automatic pass with this their plan sha if they want peace to reign

I don't want pass please, A,B or nothing

cyndy1000:
I don't understand
When most schools are still in First semester

If they want to start schools they should say

Our 100 level students would have batch A and batch B...Lols