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Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Pope Francis by Myself2(m): 12:10pm On Dec 17, 2016
Ehen na nau we see betta pessin wey dey celebrate birthday, no be dat diapers wearing dullard wey dem use I'm matta dey worry us yesterday
Celebrities › Re: Freeze Offers N20k To Lady Who Told Him To Leave Pastors & Face His Work (Pics) by Myself2(m): 12:01pm On Dec 17, 2016
when will Freeze stop acting like a quarrelsome woman
Celebrities › Re: Freeze Offers N20k To Lady Who Told Him To Leave Pastors & Face His Work (Pics) by Myself2(m): 11:58am On Dec 17, 2016
AfonjaStinks:


There are 2 people i will buy a brand new used brain for this Christmas

1. Buhari

2. Freeze


Correct
Business › Re: Mike Adenuga Names A Street After Himself In Banana Island, Residents Kick by Myself2(m): 11:19am On Dec 17, 2016
I think the final arbiter should be the state govt ( town planners) if it's sacrosanct to use numerals rather than names,then they should go and yank down the street sign bearing Adenuga.All dis vanity sef
Education › Re: Hilarious Examination Questions From A Nigerian University Goes Viral (Photo) by Myself2(m): 10:19am On Dec 17, 2016
Elchappo:
If I am to answer that number 1;
My answers:

1a.. The agent inhibiting the healing process is called Bigotry nd tribalism, in a nut shell, The Change agent..

1b. The type of inflammation therein is Illiteracy...

1c.. Stages of the occuring inflammation are;
- Economic try ur luck policies
- handing the finance affairs to an account clerk.
- Confusing Forex to cows.

1d. The only type of healing process here is removing the dullard, Mr Buhari from The other room..
grin grin grin
OMG I'm laughing so hard right now tears are in my eyes
Politics › Re: Ondo Election: Akeredolu Fails To Stop Suit Challenging His Candidacy by Myself2(m): 10:13am On Dec 17, 2016
[quote author=saduke89 post=520044d10]@Mr FTC, what's the prize for being the first to comment? bcoz the way some of you are hustling for it..I am not understanding[/quote]Don't mind the low mentality people. No be person create the topic ? Mtcheeew
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Sunday Aare Slammed With Arrest Warrant By Ugandan Court by Myself2(m): 2:49am On Dec 17, 2016
nortcentrallord:
Does that make it right? besides who told you Kanye had no understanding as to refund or rescheduling another date for the concert? You guys just stay behind you computer in a third world country and claim to know everything.
The excuses you made for Kanye can be made for Wizzy.
Shows get cancelled and the parties settle ; didn't start today ; won't stop today. Go figure
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Sunday Aare Slammed With Arrest Warrant By Ugandan Court by Myself2(m): 2:45am On Dec 17, 2016
9ja4show:
You just want to talk abi
He has a point. There is such a thing as force majeure that a party in a contract can claim when unable to discharge their part of a contract, since Wizkid had earlier been adviced by his doctors to take care of his health which meant cancelled shows ( which I know he's got medical papers from internationally reputable medical personnel to back up) the so called arrest warrant is as worthless as the paper it was written on
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Sunday Aare Slammed With Arrest Warrant By Ugandan Court by Myself2(m): 2:39am On Dec 17, 2016
Airforce1:
His health is much more important than the show he was called to perform.


money no be problem,
I believe wizzy would refund the money when he's fully recovered.
He would refund and dash dem some jara sef
Investment › Re: "MMM Has Ruined Me. I Want To Kill Myself" - Participant by Myself2(m): 9:02pm On Dec 16, 2016
cheesy grin grin grin cheesy
Sports › Re: Super Falcons Player Were Underpaid By FG, Set To Protest Again by Myself2(m): 8:58pm On Dec 16, 2016
seunny4lif:
One chance goveenment grin grin grin
GEJ remain the Best cool cool cool
GEJ come help us
LOL @ one chance government
Investment › Re: Exposed: How MMM 'number 1 Guider' Collected Over N1B Within 1year (photos) by Myself2(m): 4:39pm On Dec 15, 2016
The OP appears to have first hand authentic gist about this MMM number 1 catcher in Nigeria.I wonder how he got to know so much,could it be that they were all together in the scam but he only decided to now expose the catcher guider cos of unkept agreement huh??
Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba Reacts To Super Falcons' Protest Over Unpaid Allowances by Myself2(m): 11:59pm On Dec 14, 2016
HungerBAD:
Alibaba you are wrong.

What is wrong with you?when you were a student of Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma(Bensu then),you were squatting at the hostel and practically begging to feed.

Today you have blown up,and you are describing the wages of the Falcons as peanuts?talk of arrogance.

What did this Clown read again?Philosophy. And if not for the fact that God smiled on you,you would still have been philosophizing on the road side with Aristotle, and talking to yourself like a mad man.

Even Dangote has not referred to any body's money as peanuts,let alone somebody who for now,is getting fed and clothed by his well to do wife.

The Falcons have a right to ask for their wages,and I am in support of them,and for Alibaba,he should shut up.

--Modified-

Settled back to read Alibaba's comments again,and just noticed it was dripping with sarcasm.

I apologize Alibaba.
Mmmm mmm, if you look deeply,you'll see its one attempt at sarcasm so poorly executed.
Investment › Re: MMM: Message From Amaka Who Just Married The Top Guider by Myself2(m): 11:45pm On Dec 14, 2016
Dclique:
She is right. I totally agree with her.


Btw, this keeps on getting more interesting by the day. #LongLiveMMM #TeamMMMNigeria #NoShaking
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O boy stop deceiving yourself, the MMM scam was bound to crash one day, this is just stage one ( false hope everywhere, delusion everywhere in the face of panic everywhere) by January ending, your international ex convict lord and master called Mavrodi will then pull the rug from under all your legs)....... Then your eyes go finally clear
Politics › Re: INEC Official Whose Head Was Broken By SARS Police Speaks With Other Officials by Myself2(m): 11:14pm On Dec 14, 2016
tinsel:
I want to ask between this tape and that of the Army man accusing Brigadier Momoh concerning the Etiki election which one is worse?
You're a fool for trying to derail this thread.A prof's head was broken by a mad SARS tout and you're hear playing politics with the condemnable incident
Investment › Re: Maryam Shetty Mocks MMM Over Its Closure. PICS by Myself2(m): 2:07pm On Dec 14, 2016
Johnnyessence:
for those whose mavro is up to one month but you can't GH, don't worry; within 24 hours the eligible ones will be released so they can GH. The system has to freeze all at the same time (both the eligible and ineligible ones) so that it'll then take time to release the ones up to 30 days. NOTE: all these are measures to ensure that MMM stays alive till and beyond 2017. Our rush to GH has now been slowed down, for the sustainability of our community. MMM pays! Together we build the world!! *Guider Chuudy* This is the explanation... Dear mavrodians, my mission here is to make us properly understand this new message that seems to be causing panic out there in the hearts of all MMM participants. The message does NOT say that nobody will be able to GH until January, instead the message is saying that you will not be able to GH until after 30days that you actually made the payment of your PH and the recipient confirms. Meaning that your money must actually spend minimum of 30days outside. So for example, if you PH 100K on 5th November, and you are matched to pay on 10th November, assuming that you made the payment but the recipient does not confirm your order until 15th November when he finally comfirms receipt of your payment. From that instant (15th November), your mavros will change status to "CONFIRMED" ( irrespective of colour Blue or Green ) , so you will only be able to request for help (GH) on that particular 100k + 30% growth as from 15th December. It is not that you can't GH before January. Please spread this to all your downlines and all participants that you know.
Eh yaaaaa
Classic case of self delusion and denial
Career › Re: NAAPE Shuts Down Bristow Helicopters Over Sack Of 13 Nigerian Pilots,10 Engineer by Myself2(m): 2:45pm On Dec 12, 2016
onoja12:
usually it is small children,without respect who come online ranting
cheesy cheesy cheesy
If only you knew huh??
Career › Re: NAAPE Shuts Down Bristow Helicopters Over Sack Of 13 Nigerian Pilots,10 Engineer by Myself2(m): 2:44pm On Dec 12, 2016
adaxxy:
see your life..do you even think before you talk,
I pity your imbe.cile children and gorilla mother that was ra.ped .....oops grin grin you didn't know your mother was a slave when you were conceived,
I'm not surprised because slaves will always behave like one no matter how you bring civilization to them,
ass licker ,dofuro dofuro can't blame you because of your over stretched ass is reason why you are misbehaving ,
you better go and and staple your over stretched ass ,
you bleeping gay.got ,when your stu.pid supposedly father realised he wasn't your biological father,
then he succumb to ra.pping you fa.gged ass constantly,
if I lie oya open your ass make I see grin cheesy,
you see I no lie .
oloriburuk.I somebody.
Kontinu.
Asylum lunatic what are you going on about ? Are you brain dead ? Have you no fear ? True you are an offspring of a mad mother who is also a cheap w.hore and a drunkard father , but must you vent your frustrations on me.
Please I'm a man of peace ( thunder fire you for doubting this claim) so stop bothering me cos I won't answer you. tongue tongue
Career › Re: NAAPE Shuts Down Bristow Helicopters Over Sack Of 13 Nigerian Pilots,10 Engineer by Myself2(m):
babwilms:
@myself 2.

You are still a fool
What is this porous-brained apprentice mechanic still doing here, are you not supposed to be in your master's shop ?
You will refer to myself and then refer to myself 2 , niggar if you look closely you'll know none of the monikers you got wrong belong to me you dimwit. By the way,I'll stick fuckc your wife today. Her toto is sweeter than yo mama's watery pussay
Sports › Re: Gambler Incurs N145,000 Debt While Celebrating N36,000 Win by Myself2(m): 11:31am On Dec 12, 2016
There's a reason people remain the way they are in their poverty situation
Politics › Re: INEC, Police, Army Culpable In Rivers Elections Violence — Report by Myself2(m): 11:09am On Dec 12, 2016
Now the zombies and doubting Thomasses will appreciate the good gesture of free and fair elections by GEJ
Jonathan had his faults ,but the evil,bias and wickedness being perpetrated by Buhari now makes GEJ look like a saint

Shame on Buhari, Amaechi and Amina Mohammed

God bless GEJ 4EVA
Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of Collapsed Reigners Bible Church Building In Uyo (Graphic Content) by Myself2(m): 4:27pm On Dec 11, 2016
Khd95:
When there was crane crash in saudi last yr,u christians literaly say all manners of thing,asking where was Allah,now can u say such in dis case,


God's way are not our way,becareful of what u say,u dont knw tommorow,may Almighty God heal d injured,accept the dead,nd give the living the fotitude to bear dis losshuh
See your life huh
You have indirectly asked where is their God.Your prayers were just after thoughts to garnish the question
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (3 - 1) On 10th December 2016 by Myself2(m): 4:07pm On Dec 10, 2016
mukina2:
GAME ON

COYG!
Hi Muks. Quite an age innit ?
Politics › Re: US State Department's Statement On Kaduna White Paper On Zaria Massacre by Myself2(m): 3:54pm On Dec 10, 2016
ShootToKill:
Strongheaded dull-harry please don't release your political prisoners. You'll have yourself to blame in the future.
Buhari cannot escape trial at The Hague and subsequent imprisonment.By January, the conniving asshole called Obama that had been protecting,aiding and abetting him will leave office and Trump doesn't give a hoot about the dullard
Politics › Re: Rivers Rerun: Riggers Caught In Ikwerre Burst Into Tears. PICS by Myself2(m): 2:34pm On Dec 10, 2016
divinecode101:
Pdp of course
The evil party
16:years rule, nothing to show
If your porous brain can process such hogwash you posted above.May I remind you that we are talking of Rivers state and out of those 16 years you mentioned,Rotimi Amaechi was speaker for 8 years and governor for the rest 8 years.........
Business › Re: Lagos To Sell Lake (Lagos-Kebbi) Rice N13k From December 15, 2016 (Pics) by Myself2(m): 5:30pm On Dec 09, 2016
Too expensive.Abakiliki rice is 8k per bag
Politics › Re: Solomon Dalung And Rotimi Amaechi Laughing Out Loud by Myself2(m): 12:29pm On Dec 09, 2016
Two mad men laughing at a third mad man in Agbada
Politics › Re: FG To Launch Buhari Mobile App by Myself2(m): 12:26pm On Dec 09, 2016
I'm sure the app will help people become dullards
Politics › Re: What Food Should I Eat To Increase My Sperm - Advice Needed by Myself2(m): 5:27pm On Dec 07, 2016
Jamb question.........Google is your friend though
Sports › Re: Iheanacho Scores To Save Manchester City, Shares Photo On Instagram by Myself2(m): 4:40pm On Dec 07, 2016
ilynem:
If this guy can improve his first touch and his passing and work on his right foot, he will be world class.
Mr technical analyst, you know so much how come Kelechi is the one playing for Man city and you're here idling away on Seun's nairaland tongue
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Lies Alot, What Should I Do? by Myself2(m): 4:10pm On Dec 07, 2016
Buharimustdie:
Bro!! Please try to act mature when dealing with girls. For God sake why must u call her up to forty times? It simply means you are a nuisance to her

Maybe you are a very jealous boyfriend and that is why she is tired of you.
Errrr
OP I suggest you listen to this niggur

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