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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 11:07pm On Apr 22, 2017
Articul8:

Guy,check well,na Babalawo u won become
grin
Articul8:

Guy,check well,na Babalawo u won become
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 11:06pm On Apr 22, 2017
ceeroh:


Hahahahahahahaha So no be only me try this sh*t.
Lolz bros we plenty
Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 10:09pm On Apr 22, 2017
Fmartin:
till today i believe dat bt hv neva try it. hv u?
My brother I did try it oohh but nofin happened. I almost cried. After all d d stress of searching for Agama lizard, chasing and stoning it to death den cutting off its head, drying it b4 pounding, d processes goes on and on and e no work

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Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 8:31pm On Apr 22, 2017
Used to believe dah when u use d head of Agama lizard on a girl's Urine, she will like you instantly. lolz

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Romance / Re: Meet The Two Hottest Guys On Nairaland by Mystery007(m): 8:23pm On Apr 22, 2017
Lolz, black niggaz claiming hot. We don see you, next
Religion / Re: Is Dancing "Shoki", "Bobo" And Others Inside The Church A Sin? by Mystery007(m): 10:02am On Mar 19, 2017
post=54732378:
It is the intent that matters
U just said it all bro
Education / Re: "The Truth About IG Yusuf's Sex Scandal With Grace, 400l IBB University Student" by Mystery007(m): 4:15pm On Feb 27, 2017
OkoYibo:

Moderator, please add 'Graphic English' to the title of this thread.
Lolz, nob small graphic sef. English haf suffered
Pets / Re: The Persecution Of Cats In Nigeria by Mystery007(m): 11:01am On Nov 26, 2016
Love cats real badand I have two beautiful cats

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Religion / Re: What's Your Say About TB Joshua's Prophesy On US Election Now The Result Is Out? by Mystery007(m): 9:54am On Nov 09, 2016
Scam dats my say
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Wins US Presidential Election- 2016 US election results by Mystery007(m): 9:38am On Nov 09, 2016
T.B Joshua bet why nah?
Smh, its a pity. I don believe you finish be dat, nothing you will say dat i will ever believe

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Politics / Re: Chris Ngige Launches YuBoss To Create Jobs To Nigerian Youths(Pics) by Mystery007(m): 5:26pm On Oct 22, 2016
Nice

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Education / Re: Grades For Sex: Nekede Polytechnic Student Begs Lecturer For Help by Mystery007(m): 2:25pm On Oct 21, 2016
saintdennis:
U dey mind these girls?

I usually hung out @ my school godfather's office back in the day, you will be amazed how these girls hawk their bodies to lecturers and non-academic staff just for a C.

A "C-grade" ooo.

Funny thing is almost all the spillover + 3rd class babe in my dept are now married grin
Lolz can you imagine, Irony of life
Fashion / Re: Photos: Am The Most Handsome And Decent Nairalander, Your Take by Mystery007(m): 11:05am On Oct 17, 2016
Lwkmd, Nairalanders no go kill person with their comments. Op no mind dem jare, its ur turn to shine. Lolz

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Romance / Re: Fiance Asked Her To Return N20m Gift & SUV She Got From Ex (Advice) by Mystery007(m): 12:56pm On Oct 13, 2016
Asi N'mo. For this recession. If i hear
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Commander Says Release Of Chibok Girls Involved A Prisoner Swap by Mystery007(m): 12:50pm On Oct 13, 2016
Its ok
Romance / Re: Just For Laughs: Nigerians No Get Chill (pics) by Mystery007(m): 3:13pm On Oct 07, 2016
Nice one Op
Romance / Re: What's The One Thing You Would Never Tolerate In A Relationship by Mystery007(m): 3:05pm On Oct 07, 2016
Fake Lifestyle
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Poses With Her N2.5m Bag In New Photos by Mystery007(m): 4:28pm On Sep 30, 2016
murphyibiam15:
No news...i use 5million naira tissue paper to clean yansh
Lolz, Hyperbole. Nice one
Education / Re: Delta State Online Registration Of Bursary & Scholarship For 2016/2017 Begins by Mystery007(m): 11:03am On Sep 22, 2016
fabulousfortune:
Seems d portal is not up nd running yet angry. Who has successfully applied?
Noticed dat too. Dey shld work on d site biko

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Romance / Re: Ladies, How Would You Want To Be 'approached' On Social Media? by Mystery007(m): 2:36am On Sep 10, 2016
TheSonOfMark:



This is the lamest pickup/ chat up line I have ever seen? What female would fall for this? An okra seller?
Even okra seller don upgrade sef. Dey no go reason him matter at all. Lolz
Education / Re: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by Mystery007(m): 2:20am On Aug 31, 2016
abdulaaa:
@ Mystery 007* is it true that If one did nt meet a cgpa of 2 point he x leaving engineering ??
I apply for engineering nd a friend told me this. That you must also pass 10:8:8
Yea it is, 2.0 is d minimum cgpa dat is required of any student to remain in the faculty of engineering. There is also the 10:8:8 criteria but that shld be d least of your worries for now. Just pray for successful admission first. Don't allow d cgpa and 10:8:8 ishhhh to freak you out even before coming into the system, like i always tell my peeps, its all about hardwork,steadfastness and prayers so no fear. Cherrs!!
Education / Re: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by Mystery007(m): 7:29pm On Aug 16, 2016
grin
Djhack1:
my side is cool...still chilling bro...the places i went in search of that placement are like its too early that i shld check back by the years ending..i jst decided to enjoy my break first
Naso jaree
Education / Re: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by Mystery007(m): 7:27pm On Aug 16, 2016
ILLICITblood:



mystery.. wadup??


doing it for a friend.... u knw aw e dey b na
Baba i deey ooo. Naso if u dont help him/her who will? lolz
Education / Re: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by Mystery007(m): 1:10pm On Aug 16, 2016
ILLICITblood:
i greet u all... bosses.. I hail





pls can sum1 send me a copy of d d.e past questions and answer to my mail
elwhyyz@gmail.com



and to those screened already, what wey d documents asked?
Illicit but why nah? After how many years lolz, how d break dey go
Education / Re: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by Mystery007(m): 1:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
Djhack1:
odogwu! i see u bro, how are u doing? en how is life after exams grin
The dude is good, Omo mehn na chilling things for now ooo. FUTMx will not kill boys. Guys are hustling I.T placement.
How ur side?
Education / Re: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by Mystery007(m): 1:46pm On Aug 14, 2016
Atobeia:
Hello room!
How's the preparation for the Screening? Wishing all aspirants coming over journey mercy and favour. Success is yours in Jesus' Name.

DJ hack, Mystery001, RhAngel and the other "ogas", how's the break going?
I see you all.
See you Atobia. The break is going fine, bless God.
To all d aspirants, wish you a stress free screening
Romance / Re: free speech by Mystery007(m): 12:36pm On Jul 06, 2016
Smh, get a clay and mould her yourself. NONSENSE
Celebrities / Re: This Pre-wedding Photoshoot Is Causing Controversies Online! by Mystery007(m): 7:16am On Jul 06, 2016
Ehhh!! Na die. HML shaa
Education / Re: What Was Your Worst Subject In Secondary School? by Mystery007(m): 11:44pm On Jul 05, 2016
SirdimayG:




Guess that is the nature of all chemistry teachers. They explain as if you're in college... Meanwhile I got B in my WASSCE
Yea
Education / Re: What Was Your Worst Subject In Secondary School? by Mystery007(m): 6:47pm On Jul 05, 2016
Mine is chemistry, i so much hate chemistry dose dayz coz mehn d subject is too abstract, how u go dey ask me what one will get when Benzene reacts with any compound? I don see benzene before? Kekule when discover am don die tey tey. Lolx, it was not funny oo, i hardly attend d class coupled with d fact dat my teacher then was the lecturer type without basic explanation as if we dey uni then, funny enough i still had B in waec.
But givr me maths,physics,english anyother course aside from.chemistry

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Politics / Re: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by Mystery007(m): 4:30pm On Jul 05, 2016
kevoh:
grin grin grin If you like extend it for another week, my own is just give us light to enjoy it. tongue
Abi nah my brother. Whats d essence of d holiday if no light
Jokes Etc / Re: Top 6 Richest NL Moderators Acording To Forbes 2016 by Mystery007(m): 9:18am On Jul 03, 2016
grin

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