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Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 17 by mystifyer: 3:00pm On Aug 19, 2022
Greattestman:
emanuelle27 please help drop the Lagos appointment search group link.
Thanks.

please help with the link for Lagos search group.
Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 17 by mystifyer: 1:14am On Aug 18, 2022
Can anyone assist with an interview appointment date search group in Lagos. Thanks in anticipation
Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 17 by mystifyer: 10:38am On Aug 10, 2022
drjustice17:
Do you have funding or Scholarship?. If you do have, reach me ASPA let me help you.




How can I reach you please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 200k Lagos Job Vs 300k Kaduna Job, Which One Will You Prefer And Give Reason? by mystifyer: 10:56pm On Aug 11, 2019
Akexstinger:
Thank you all for your advice...finally flew in and surveyed the whole area, went to the company and even entered to survey....Gonin gora is the closest place that one can stay and still have a cool life... people working in that company are living a soft life in Kaduna. I need money to relocate outside the country and KD will accelerate that for the next 2 years. So I am gonna pick KD.

Nice decision you've made. I wish to relocate outside this country too someday soon. A referral for the Lagos job you leaving behind (or any other offer at that) could be a stepping stone in the right direction for me to start saving up. Thanks
Celebrities / Re: Ayo Adesanya Celebrates 50th Birthday In Style by mystifyer: 10:36pm On Aug 11, 2019
Mass communication in UI. Didn't know UI has started offering that *since 1969* lol

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 200k Lagos Job Vs 300k Kaduna Job, Which One Will You Prefer And Give Reason? by mystifyer: 4:52pm On Aug 05, 2019
Akexstinger:
Hey guys, sorry I will like to know your choice from the above topic.
A 200k job in lagos that is not far from your house where you resume 9am and close by 6pm and you report to the MD, given free hand to operate and a 300k job in Kaduna with a big company and good structure and you will not be reporting to MD.

Since the Kaduna job is in a hot zone, I'll suggest you stick with the offer in Lagos, besides there's an offer to increase your pay with time. I suggest this most especially for your safety. However, kindly refer me for the Kaduna job or whichever you not taking, as I am willing to move to any part at all to be gainfully employed. Thanks in anticipation

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by mystifyer: 7:20am On Jul 27, 2019
[quote author=Arolamboolamide post=80639897]Corporate Drivers Urgently needed

Job Description

Our client a real estate company currently has an opening for Drivers

-Must Hold a Valid Driver License
-Must be able to speak good english
-Must have good customer sevice skills
-Must Reside In Lagos & Be Familiar with Lagos Environs.
-Must Be Ready To Resume Work As Soon As Possible (ASAP) When Call Upon At Any Time.
-Must not be older than 40 as at July 2019.
-Must be willing to work flexible hours

RENUMERATION/SALARY:
# 60,000 Naira per month

BENEFITS:
Pension
Health Insurance

Interested applicant should send their cv to : olamide@eoutsource.net
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by mystifyer: 9:00am On Jul 24, 2019
ifyalways:

Yeah

Good morning, sent you a mail. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by mystifyer: 11:19am On Jul 23, 2019
ifyalways:
Moonwater
Emmanuelsea. (Your tenses was a minus, else I love your piece)
Bari22
Mystifyer

Please send me a pm on Wednesday morning for your 5,000 win.

Wow! I can't express how happy this has made me feel. Thank you so much @ifyalways, not just for the prize won in this contest, but most especially for the opportunity you've given me to express myself publicly on this platform. I have read of your good works from the sideline in time past, but now I also I'm a testimony to your generosity. I pray the good Lord reimburse you in multiple folds and bless you beyond measures.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by mystifyer: 3:16pm On Jul 20, 2019
WHY I SHOULD BE EMPLOYED
Every nation or group of nations has its own tale to tell. Knowledge of the trials and struggles is necessary to all who would comprehend the problems, perils, challenges, and opportunities which confront us today – Winston Churchill. Going by this saying, I would admit I have had my fair share of tales, but rather than appeal to sympathy and emotions I would try my best to convince and make a statement for myself on why I am the most suitable person to be given an employment opportunity at this time.

With a Bachelors degree (honours) in Health Education and a mind willing to achieve success, I believe I am an asset of immeasurable value to any employer. I have been able to serve in various capacities previously, a wide range of knowledge in different sphere of socio and economic space. I am a highly enthusiastic professional with an exceptional track record of improving processes, client interface experience and significantly reducing costs. I have also been able to develop over time a proven ability to ensure that a distinct competitive advantage is retained by securing the best processes, quality, and service terms. I have also been able to develop myself enough to maintain a good balance between work and social life, a factor which helps in keeping and maintaining stable mental health which in return foster a good relationship between me and co-workers. A team player who understands that more can be achieved when everyone works in perfect synchrony.

I have garnered a few years of work experience as a customer relations officer and, my experience in providing excellent customer service has equipped me with skills that help me achieve and exceed customer expectations. I have assisted all types of customer in all types of settings; this has brought to me the realization that acquiring and maintaining loyal repeat business as well as spreading the word of your business through these loyal patrons is the utmost importance in every company. I have been able to implement improvements and monitored changes in line with internal and external quality standards, supervised acquisitions, estimations and cost analysis of materials and services; I have also been able to identify up-sell opportunities to drive up additional revenues, exceed customer expectations and provide feedback to management. All of these are only but a few of more that I can achieve when given the opportunity to work in a conducive environment with appropriate motivation.

I also have an unwavering interest in inter-personal relations, research, analytical knowledge, and intelligence gathering skills. My unending quest for knowledge and ousting my previous record sets has helped me to develop an inquisitive and creative mind through reading books and journals, as well as taking refresher courses when the opportunity arises. This is in lieu of the fact that knowledge is unending, and as the saying goes ‘you start dying the day you stop learning.’

I am also Information Technology savvy as the world is unarguably a global village and is evolving due to the impact of the internet. Things cannot be done in a monotonous way as more can be achieved with the aid of information tools available in this dispensation. I possess a highly satisfactory proficiency in the usage of Microsoft Office tools; Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Word, and Microsoft PowerPoint, with excellent oral and written communication skills.

My proven success in achieving sales targets along with my experience in delivering seamless customer services will contribute immensely to the success of any organization that gives me an opportunity to serve, as keeping and increasing existing customer base has an unarguable effect on the increase of the productivity and gains of such company. I must, however, state as well that customer service is not the only role in which I can serve perfectly as I am a quick learner who can perform very well in any given role and also, I am highly committed and self-motivated. A decision-maker with an ability to perform optimally, even with little or no supervision. I also have eyes for details, I have also been able to develop a top-notch time management skill which makes me deadline oriented.
With all the aforementioned, I believe convincingly that the range of intelligence, knowledge, and experience I possess will enable me to contribute immensely to the success of any organization.

I would like to round up with a quote from Tony Elumelu which he shared earlier this year while talking about his early days as a striving young graduate; “They took a chance on me by appointing me . . . after an incredibly short time . . ., I was lucky as well as deserving.” giving credit to his bosses who gave him an opportunity. With same vigour I can assure; if given an opportunity at employment not to disappoint the trust and chance given to me. More especially as opportunity given to me at this point will help to harness and fine-tune my existing potential.

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Education / Re: Unilag studies thread by mystifyer: 11:47am On Jun 11, 2019
Anyone with Past questions for Public Health should kindly get in touch with me soonest. Anticipating your swift response. Thank you.
Health / Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by mystifyer: 2:00am On Jun 05, 2019
Lovelyn451:
it is their wife's low sperm count cos na the woman go suffer pass when they become childless, this is why i keep saying i dont want anything to do with a masturbator...God help me..Amen

I beg to disagree with you ma'am, ejaculation irrespective of the number of time or ways it happens in a lifetime of an adult human male does not lead to low sperm count as you've presumed. In fact, several studies have proven that frequent ejaculation especially by masturbation (in non sexually active males) helps reduce the chances of developing prostate cancer in men. So, wanking should not be a criteria in determining your relationship with any man.

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Health / Re: 120,000 Enroll For Lagos Health Insurance Scheme by mystifyer: 12:35pm On May 07, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:
Does health insurance exist in Nigeria

You would be amazed to know what you missing out on. You can reach out to me to have a feel of an health insurance that works beyond your imagination.

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Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Says Man Who Rejected House For Borehole Didn’t Make A Wise Decision by mystifyer: 1:28pm On Apr 26, 2019
Firstly, let me state that I wrote my response in support of Akin Alabi's opinion, which is the most likely opinion of a business minded person. To answer your question; there is a saying that you get only what you ask for. If I'm correct I think there's is even a part of the Holy Book of Christians that says that "many ask and don't receive because they ask wrongly.'
It is not in his place to know in details what he would be given, but it is in his place to 'think smart'. Have you ever wondered why people in some private organizations, working on the same level, with the same qualification and all earn differently? It all boils down to your bargaining prowess on the negotiation table. Win-Win.
Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Says Man Who Rejected House For Borehole Didn’t Make A Wise Decision by mystifyer: 9:25am On Apr 26, 2019
Personally, I think the man made a wrong decision without giving it a deep thought. Although his good intentions for the people in his community must be commended. However, they're many other ways he could have gone about achieving his intentions without necessarily losing the house offered, such as; Accepting the house which most certainly would have water facility (borehole), then he could request that a tap or two be extended out of his compound for the use of the people."
Health / Re: The Doctors Forgot A Gauze Bandage Inside Me After Surgery (Disturbing Photo) by mystifyer: 5:45pm On Jun 23, 2018
Without gainsaying no one is above mistake, as long as we are humans we are bound to make mistakes. It doesn't mean the doctors who carried out the surgery were incompetent, neither were those other who diagnosed the patient at different stages of her trauma. But still we can't be careful enough when human life is at stake. I'll therefore strongly advice the patient to take her time to recuperate fast, get a sound advocate and sue the hospital and doctor responsible. God help them they don't have a Professional Indemnity Cover.
Celebrities / Re: This Is Nigeria’: MURIC Takes Battle Against Falz To CAN by mystifyer: 2:57pm On Jun 20, 2018
Sometimes; I can't help but wonder how that man (Isaq) got his professorship. Growing up as a boy I know that title is\was held in such high esteem, but now I know better that it doesn't come with a thinking brain attached to it as default settings.
Romance / Re: Do Guys Prefer Sexy Hot Body Or A Beautiful Face? by mystifyer: 9:15am On Jun 17, 2018
Both. Fine face, hot body; but nothing beats a smart brain. #Iamsapiosexual

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Celebrities / Re: Ras Kimono Is Dead! by mystifyer: 6:10pm On Jun 10, 2018
Rest in Peace
Family / Re: How Lagos Couple Died In Fire, By Neighbours (photos) by mystifyer: 3:55pm On Jun 09, 2018
May the dead find rest; even in the great beyond.
Crime / Re: Businesswoman Shocked After Hoodlums Broke Into Her Car In Lagos. Photos by mystifyer: 2:15pm On Jun 09, 2018
Sorry, ain't sorry. I hope she has a comprehensive motor insurance on that car. #great consolation if she does. It baffles me how people buy cars of value only to get a third party cover. {cover yourself too today; let's do it for you}.
Travel / Re: Man Who Just Got Sacked, Cut Into Two By BRT Bus by mystifyer: 11:28pm On Jun 08, 2018
Condolence to his family. #Sad
Business / Re: Insurance Industry Improves On Claims Payment – Nia by mystifyer: 11:03am On Jun 03, 2018
I'm an insurance broker. Contact me.
Politics / Re: Blessing Chidiogo Akunyili And Andrew David's White Wedding In Anambra (Photos) by mystifyer: 4:41pm On Jun 02, 2018
She's freaking black {true definition of an African skin colour}.. And the groom isn't even doing 'the regular' suit and tie for a church wedding. Impressive.

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Career / Re: Top 3 Reasons People Go Broke Before Month End - How To Avoid It by mystifyer: 7:57pm On Jun 01, 2018
The smart ones save to re-invest... Contact me for the best saving plans. we got you covered.
Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba Reacts To Falz "This Is Nigeria" Video: Everyone Is Criminal In Nigeria by mystifyer: 8:10pm On May 30, 2018
The truth is bitter; so it hurts when it is given.
Celebrities / Re: Dice Ailes Buys House In Lagos And A New Car by mystifyer: 8:14pm On May 29, 2018
How can you buy a car of such value and not have it insured. #staywoke




Kindly contact me for your Motor insurance{Third party & Comprehensive}, Fire & burglary, Marine, Life insurance and Private savings and pension plans. Good rates and customer-centric service experience awaits you. Thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: 'Even In Heaven You Are Still A Sailor'; Friends Mourn Death Of Soldier. Photos by mystifyer: 4:48pm On May 29, 2018
No one should be afraid to exit this terrestrial plane, as long as your loved ones are well catered for. Don't just live, get a life cover. Rest well gallant soldier.






{contact me for all your insurance need; life and non-life}
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 4 by mystifyer: 12:40pm On May 29, 2018
Kindly contact me for your travel insurance and other insurance need. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.

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