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This has been dubbed word for word,

I got from a VERRY good source, dat the creature is unreal, and was made from paper mashe, by some mischievous beings.

Isn't this supposed to be a joke?

Y'all are just crazy

Yeah, well we learn from the guys

Err, Okayy

The first one was lovely,

Errr, No, it didnt

Nice, real nice

Good one

Crazy

U're usually safe 3 days before, and 3 days after your period , (safe being u can have sex,and wont conceive, )

The Hausa's do that a lot,

If you rush into marriage, u'll only end up rushing out of it again,

So live for the moment gal

Continually pester him about marriage

***That will definately work***

You know, some guys are just compulsive liars, doesnt mean they dont love you,

Okay i got just one question for you, SaintSam, ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

I never considered 30 to be young, especially when it comes to parenthood,

However, you'll have to seriously consider getting a J-O-B as children are pretty expensive

Money CAN buy love: as long as the money is always there, the chic will always love you,

Hmmmm, If you told him, then it would no longer be a secret would it

I can see nairaland is turning into something else these days

I miss the way he used to pick me up and twirl me around

**He was quite tall and huge**

Also miss the way he used to go out of his way to make me smile,

**He was really sweet**

Go for a blood pregnancy test, thats d only way to put ur mind at rest (it detects even a day old pregnancy)

If u're preggies, congratulations,

If ure not, Practice safe sex next time

If u're as fine as you claim, why isn't ur pic uploaded

A party is okay as long as u dont know each other (not like i've done it before o! i'm just saying)

My ex was a horrible kisser, i mean saliva all over the place, i'd almost choke to death, it was just nasty,

Told him several times, but he neva seemed to master the art, well, I'm glad dat is over with,

Nothin like the perfect kiss to get you glowing,

We, my boo and i seem to fight a whole lot less, now dat we're long distance, the key is to communicate (email, sms, phone calls, webcam) at least once daily,

But then again, if the bond wasnt strong in d first place, nothing can help you now,

Hi gal, missed u too, hwz it going?