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Act fast!!!!!!

Mehn, I weak for Nigerians.

logica:
...how does a human verify the accuracy of figures when software can perform same task?

Will a software vouch transactions or will a software input transactions jnyo the system by itself?

H2Ossss:
If you were an accountant , You would understand... Besides its clear the op does not know who an accountant is, comparing accountants to cashiers.. Accountants are needed to keep your books in Line with IFRS , ISA e.t.c standards... That , a software can't do for you.

Tell them fellow colleague!!!!!

So your accounting apps will generate audited financial statements, compute tax, compile records, and other financial services for you ba? Lmaoooooo


Dont be stupid, OP

These bank charges are recoverable through forensic auditing.

If your company is interested, we could carry out this audit on your bank statement, 6 years back and help you make 'hidden' millions.

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What the Bleep!


I'm 29 and I still damn lick tea!!!

I still lick tea!!!!!!!

I guess this is the priest that was talked about at mass today.

I understand he went to arrange for his father's burial.

This Life eh! I weak

free2ryhme:
You better shut up if you don't have any reasonable comment to say

He gave salient points and arguments to prove what goes on with Christ embassy

If you think otherwise prove him wrong and once again stop shouting

Heaven will smile on you this week for this!

Let the Mumu babe bring up strong evidence in her defence

akagaba:
Op, u are just an agent of darkness sent from the pit of hell against the church but im sorry, u have lost d battle woefully. I command u to return to d pit of hell wher u came from

Can somebody put a plug in this butthole?

akagaba:
Op, wake up... as soon as u left, 500 more people walked in so dont come here and disgrace urself. If u have allowed d devil to take a hold of u, then seek deliverance somehwere becus so many lives are being changed and transformed in Christ Embassy. We dont preach sin in CE cuz thats not what God asked us to preach. We rather preach the goodnews of the gospel of our Lord Jesus and thats the gudnews that brings sinners to God.

For money matter, its only a poor man that speaks d way u do. We give big, very very big in CE and thats becuz we serve a big God so deal with ur poverty.

Hehehe.... This indeed is a 'Christian'

Can a bsc holder based in Ketu apply?

I am strongly against cash empowerment because it is highly prone to mismanagement and corruption.
For instance, 1bn could have been budgeted for such activity and only 10million will be disbursed.

The government should have created an enabling environment for these old people to thrive Like an old peole's home in different parts of the state as is obtained in advanced climes. These establishments would further create jobs to the benefit of ebonyians.

The mindsets of our crop of leaders is what is making this nation regress instead of progress.

Thumbs down, Gov Umahi.

You didn't do so well, this time

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Requirement:
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2. Minimum of 2:1
3. Preferably male between the age of 25- 30
4. Possession of ICAN, CIBN would be an added advantage. Student members are also encouraged to apply as they would be equally considered.
5. Applicant must be smart, driven, aggressive. Must possess great numerical and analytical skills and a good command of English language.

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odomanis:
Not now now. There are solid Aba mades that are even better than world standards. Just like Dubai and China,there are cheap and low quality ones too. It depends on which one you want.

I'm interested

ozowarac:
I REP ABA, OUR SKILLS NO GET PART TWO.

Can we talk. I'm interested in Aba made shoes.

kwyllancy:
Yes oooooooo! Na my people. Just like Ndi Enugu people, Imo people & u no d rest Na.......

Loud it biko!

Zulu212:
Abakaliki people

The world is moving forward but it's sad you're among the very few snorting and passing 'derogatory' comments under your nose.

My friend, here is your desired attention. The quote you've so desperately been waiting for. In the words of Achilles, "Take it! It's yours" but not at least without a few lessons

While you sit back and jeer at the 'abakaliki man' he is making every effort to transform his life and that of his state in to one that is the envy of others. It's a pity your mind still chose to remain in the stone age. I hope you get out.

I am a proud Ebonyi man making things happen here in Lagos and in my state. I won't relent, I won't stop until I put my glorious state on the world map.

Soon you will jeer your way to seek for a job in the hands of the 'abakaliki man. Rememeber, That state is just a few years old and we're already striking fear into your hearts. I laugh at your foolishness.

It's safer for you to move with the advancement of time. Rid yourself of your man cave and your caveman clan. Your parents passed down this 'derogatory' comments to you and you have chosen to still walk in their line of foolishness.

It's people like you that will make Biafra forever remain an myth because of the division you cause among the Igbos.

I remain Ebonyi, proudly from Afikpo North ...

Keep jeering till we take over.

africanusvu:
I parkd mine and went for NYSC in gembu.came bak after 1yr and went for job hunt for 6 months.i came bak open my car turnd the ignition.and off i zoomed.

Assin eh! I don't understand the rest of the comments.
My '06 Honda civic is parked in my villa and I happen to travel once a year. Once I replace the batt, i'm good to zoom o! No failures at all. Been like that for abt 3 years now and counting...

adeborode:
bro i think may b u should get names or emails of those auditing firm that is in Lagos that u can lay ur hands upon and send them this kind of mail and forward ur CV to them

Thanks for your helpful suggestion. Is

TO: Managing partners/ Senior partners/ Audit Managers of Accounting and consulting firms

Good evening,

I am a 26 year old graduate of accounting from one of the leading universities in Nigeria, have completed my NYSC and currently in the final stages of my ICAN examinations.

I seek an audit firm in Lagos where I can be trained as an intern in order to gain field experience and broaden my knowledge in the accounting field. I am ever ready to learn and would be willing go the extra mile to have my objectives achieved.

I would be willing to accept basic pay (at least just enough to cover my transport and feeding expenses) and would be readily available for an interview at any time/place convenient.

My e-mail: onwukweco@gmail.com

Thanks in anticipation.

galantjoe:
Op. My advice is very simple. Say nothing. Do nothing. Continue with ur sex excapade with our boss discreetly. Tell ur mind the affair keep ur job. Give ur conscience reason why u should be doing it. Then u will not feel guilt conscience.

Most of guy are praying for this opportunities. This is a greater chance to rise in corporate ladder. U should not bring this out. Because this is secret to success. The chances are ur fiancee will not found out.

The economy is bad. No job. U will really suffer if u confront ur boss. Or tell ur wife. Be smart. The sex drive would lower with time. Have slush fund in case.

All i'm saying!

Use the sin to your advantage and then bail!

shikena!

g4everybody:
U have made a very terrible mistake in the first place, bt dats nt d end if the road. Try to sit ur boss down and talk to her, let her know she already had a life and family and you intend on having urs. Communicate your position to her politely and make her see reasons why you need to end the affair with her. Appeal to her sense of reasoning and telling her if she really want the best of u and make you happy, she should let things go and behave nothing like that ever happen to u both. If she really hav conscience, she wil hav to allow things be.

If only it was that easy. Lol

Smily202:
What about the Charger and Earpod? Lol

Maybe that comes in a separate package from his analysis

unite4real:
They even forgot to mention operating tax, warehousing cost, insurance, built in warranty cost etc. Business is not hook line sinker the way it was painted.

I just weak for the kind 'intelligent' analysis that was put up there.

The poo that makes front page these days tho

CUM4WHAT:
I got this breakdown of the production price and retail price and it left me with the conclusion that buying it is so irrational.



Wisdom and savings are the elements of wealth.

Good sir,

Did you also include the cost of shipment, labour costs, and other incidental costs from an accounting perspective?

There are quite a huge number of manufacturing costs that were not included in your basic analysis.

I'd suggest, instead of condemning a manufacturer's product, you make your choice as a consumer based on your pocket size.

Have a swell day.

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Personally, my smart phone choices are simply

Iphone, Blackberry, samsung and sony.

Anything else is nonsense

Obilo123:
For me, there many reasons you should go for manual. As a starter, manual will help you to perfect your driving skills. Anybody who complains about changing manual gear in traffic and claims that he knows our to drive is deceiving himself. You can look for a simple manual car which you can use for a period of years then later if you wish you can then go for auto.

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