Literature › Re: Virgin's Lust - A Poem by MztrChukwu(op): 4:45pm On May 08, 2015 |
Thanks. Really appreciate |
Literature › Virgin's Lust - A Poem by MztrChukwu(op): 1:54pm On May 08, 2015 |
Please enjoy this piece written by your's truly. Criticisms are highly welcome.
Virtue's found a new home in the dump!! Chastity wiped her face clean with Mud!! Purity is no more than Mercy's daughter!!! As Mother earth weeps at the virgin's slaughter
All hail the new born LovePeddler!
A pride, once treasured !Now every man's pleasure She gives freely in no particular measure At work, play and sometimes at leisure
Her insatiable desire An unquenchable wild fire A petite soul, once loved and admired Left just a body so lustfully desired
She'd give in for a penny when she's really Hot Or a huge sum of money when she wants to be naughty Without a price or even for next to nothing, She'd ride with you on that lubricious journey
Spoiled with gifts and luxurious splendour She's the envy of maidens and girls her age If only the heavens could grant her one favour She'd throw it all out in fits of rage!
Every bedding with men so different Buries her deeply in the abyss of regret If being a vendor, is all she'd do for a living, Let God end her life, it ain't worth living
It's obvious she needs help, her eyes tell From the very moment, her pants fell A sacrifice she made at the altar of trust Leaves a different scar with every new thrust 1 Like |
Phones › Re: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by MztrChukwu(m): 1:08pm On May 04, 2015 |
WarRLaY: it is not cheaper but affordable ... not everyone can afford 2k for data browsing ... it's an improvement Then why buy a smartfone. Those who can't afford this shud limit their Internet use to the cyber cafes around. At least they can get 30mins for 70 naira |
Phones › Re: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by MztrChukwu(m): 1:04pm On May 04, 2015 |
IzonOwei: Glo has a plan way cheaper than that... Please, share. |
Culture › Re: Photos: Are Tribal Marks Attractive Or Repulsive? by MztrChukwu(m): 12:37pm On May 03, 2015 |
AbuMaryam1: Let me hire sit siddon de look, op make sure u didn't go far. |
Politics › Re: PDP Chairman, Youth Shot Dead In Ebonyi by MztrChukwu(m): 12:41pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
sseunhayor: Lє┼ ┼ђєM KILL ┼ђєMşєLVєş. AS long as they dont kill innocent lives of the electorates. . ┼ђєY ąLL ЩąЙЙą đIє c๏'ş ๏F P๏LI┼rIメKş. đIє ąLL Y๏ม ЩąЙ┼. Smh  Of even more importance is, how do you type like this? I'm sure this makes hou feel like you've got some sort of higher IQ. |
Politics › Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by MztrChukwu(m): 4:08pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
The results so far simply show that the minds of Nigerians are divided |
Politics › Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by MztrChukwu(m): 4:04pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
jaybee3: Phew I love this. Keep up bruh. I'd love a copy in my mail box, if you dont mind |
Politics › Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by MztrChukwu(m): 3:48pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
Jega can b fast now... I don park my car for house. |
TV/Movies › Re: Alibaba Says Nollywood Was Built With Money Gotten From Fraud by MztrChukwu(m): 7:56pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
So i can sha appear of FP. It feels gud ooooo.
Bac to d topic,
Na God know |
Nairaland General › Re: Romancelanders Help! I Saw Seriousbabe In My Dream Last Night by MztrChukwu(m): 10:02am On Feb 15, 2015 |
Who is seriousbabe? |
Health › Re: He Masturbates At Least Two Times Everyday, Pls Help by MztrChukwu(m): 11:51pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
lordraiden: hahahahaha,guy u gat mi lafing real hard,GBONCHUS PILATE Aswear that nigga is crazy! Lmfaoooo a don kaff die |
Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by MztrChukwu(m): 11:21am On Feb 11, 2015 |
A val-less dude cn be defined as one with enuf money to waste come saturday yet no babe to waste it on. Kukuma, Make me ur val and host me with nkwobi and big stout as we watch live matches. Aint no love sweeter than bro love |
Phones › Re: MY* Blackberry Z3 Review by MztrChukwu(m): 5:59am On Feb 03, 2015 |
lomprico: Use Glo bis its 3.25gig for 1k u can't share d hotspot and use on other devices tru wi-fi, watch youtube without ur credit being touched. I share hotspot on it. With my oda gadgets and even laptop |
Politics › Re: PDP Primaries Ebonyi State by MztrChukwu(m): 9:27pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
waternogetemeny: So after they made Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu quit his Ministerial post, they sideline him?
Wat has Elechi and his deputy done for Ebonyi in 8years.
Wat reason does the deputy have to continue?
APGA should present a credible candidate to take Ebonyi to its future as an industrial state. May God prosper your years for this beautiful reply |
Romance › Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 5:47am On Nov 25, 2014 |
Profitcost: One fake oyibo babe i met online, we always hang around every evening to chat. Actually we became friends. One funny thing she told me that she works with mtn and i equally told her i worked with one oil n gas coy in apapa. Come see level, oo boy one hot afternoon she called n told me that she was nt feelin fine she couldnt go to work, her driver even came late to pick her bla bla...that i shd help her send 3500 recharge card for her subscription as mugu and oil boy i be. Immediately i told her i was on transit to ph for conference, she end the call. One week she no call, me i no send. One day i called she was crying for me that she stepped on her ipad that she dont kn what to do, i told her to drive to samsung office to repair it. She was angry, accusing of not caring for her. we ended. because i no fall mugu Bros, ipad to be repaired at samsung office? Uncle please tell us anoda story. |
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities And Their Greatest Phobias by MztrChukwu(m): 11:47am On Nov 22, 2014 |
I kno of a celeb with a phobia for doggie style  |
Celebrities › Re: Miss Nigeria 1957: Grace Tinuke Oyelude (Pictures) by MztrChukwu(m): 11:42am On Nov 22, 2014 |
shaggy007: Every time "thunder is doing press up".
Una no fit think of any other thing wey Thunder fit do?
Copy copy without advancing. Lmaooooo |
Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Shares Bikini Pictures To Prove She's Been Aging Gracefully by MztrChukwu(m): 11:36am On Nov 22, 2014 |
Who is rookie sandal again?
Nw kastina feels like a bush kingdom cos I aint heard these names b4 |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanics And The Pranks They Play On Car Owners. Share Your Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 11:32am On Nov 22, 2014 |
misreal: Why are you complaining to me,am I a mechanic??  Abi u be car owner? |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanics And The Pranks They Play On Car Owners. Share Your Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 11:29am On Nov 22, 2014 |
torkaka: [b]Mine told me my tie rod bushings were worn, gave him money and he claimed he fixed them and brought the car an hour later. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .fast forward, two weeks later I needed to make an emergency trip and I wanted to change my brake pads, fortunately my mechanic wasn't in town so I decided to take the car to another mechanic. . . . . . . . . . . .on removing my tyres, the new mech tells me my tie rod bushings are worn, so I act the fool and tell him to change them, he removes them in front of me and truly there are worn, I also discover that the bushings have never been changed before, to add salt to injury, the bushings for my vehicle are not even in the market in Abuja talkless of being fixed within the hour!!! . . . . . . . .long story short, two days later I get the bushings from Lagos and everything thing is fine . . . . . . . . . . . .I drive straight to my original mechanic and narrate my story, He initially tries to deny but later starts apologising when I show him the old worn bushings!!![/b] It is advisable to get the replacement parts urself |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanics And The Pranks They Play On Car Owners. Share Your Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 11:26am On Nov 22, 2014 |
ionsman: lol.....you are funny... you leave your car with your mechanic.Who does that?  Lol like seriously, who does that |
Car Talk › Re: Mechanics And The Pranks They Play On Car Owners. Share Your Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 11:24am On Nov 22, 2014 |
I never ever leave my car with ny mechanic. I stay there till the repair is done. Even if it takes the whole day.
Secondly, when it comes to buying parts. I do that myself but b4 I leave, I warn him tht if I discover any fault asides from that which i came for or anyother that I'm already aware of. I'll call the police.
Thirdly, I hate younger mechanics. They too fraudulent |
Events › Re: Launching Of Nairaland Poet E-club by MztrChukwu(m): 8:41pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Count me in. Tag |
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholics! Is Sharing The Sign Of Peace During Mass Gone Forever? by MztrChukwu(op): 8:38am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Looool u no serious aswear |
Christianity Etc › Catholics! Is Sharing The Sign Of Peace During Mass Gone Forever? by MztrChukwu(op): 8:06am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Glory to Jesus!
As catholics, it is customary we exchange/share the sign of peace during mass (at least as far as I kno) but due to the ebola scourge, this was stopped at least as part of the church's cpntribution towards curbing the spread of the virus.
My question then is?
Now that we have been certified ebola-free by the WHO, arent we supposed to return shaking hands and exchanging the sign of peace Because we still skip tthat important part of the mass in my parish |
Politics › Re: Buhari Took Bank Loan To Purchase APC Nomination Form by MztrChukwu(m): 11:51am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Just want one thing clear,
Did he pay cash or via bank transfer
#Confused |
Christianity Etc › Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by MztrChukwu(m): 8:28pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
depopson: Pastor was preaching about Infidelity as defined it as 'not being loyal', immediately wat popped into my head was 'these h**s ain't loyal'. NO THEY AINT!!!!!!! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by MztrChukwu(m): 8:22pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Princeadebayo1: Choi....,I gbadun ur pastor o 
Here is mine:
I was welcomed back home from school for the short salah break today so everyone said they havnt seen me dance before so i was called to dance alone to the front of the church while drummer and the choir gave me the melody....I later danced anyway and i have received many good compliments about how I danced.
Now I know I can dance 
U didn't dance well if dre was no prospective wife walking up to u to compliment u
Happy Sunday All!!! |
Politics › Re: Has Electricity Improved In Your Area Recently? by MztrChukwu(m): 8:41pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
yomi007k: Bro wch area 4 ketu? Alapere side |
Politics › Re: Has Electricity Improved In Your Area Recently? by MztrChukwu(m): 7:07pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Aswear fear been dey catch me for ketu area of lagos state. The power situation has greatly improved. Almost 24 hrs power supply!!!! Next election, i'm voting! |
Romance › Re: What Do Boys Gain In A Relationship Without Sex? by MztrChukwu(m): 4:37pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
God loves a cheerful giver, God hates fornication. How hard is that to understand? |