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LiteratureRe: Virgin's Lust - A Poem by MztrChukwu(op): 4:45pm On May 08, 2015
Thanks. Really appreciate
LiteratureVirgin's Lust - A Poem by MztrChukwu(op): 1:54pm On May 08, 2015
Please enjoy this piece written by your's truly.
Criticisms are highly welcome.


Virtue's found a new home in the dump!!
Chastity wiped her face clean with Mud!!
Purity is no more than Mercy's daughter!!!
As Mother earth weeps at the virgin's slaughter

All hail the new born LovePeddler!

A pride, once treasured
!Now every man's pleasure
She gives freely in no particular measure
At work, play and sometimes at leisure

Her insatiable desire
An unquenchable wild fire
A petite soul, once loved and admired
Left just a body so lustfully desired

She'd give in for a penny when she's really Hot
Or a huge sum of money when she wants to be naughty
Without a price or even for next to nothing,
She'd ride with you on that lubricious journey

Spoiled with gifts and luxurious splendour
She's the envy of maidens and girls her age
If only the heavens could grant her one favour
She'd throw it all out in fits of rage!

Every bedding with men so different
Buries her deeply in the abyss of regret
If being a vendor, is all she'd do for a living,
Let God end her life, it ain't worth living

It's obvious she needs help, her eyes tell
From the very moment, her pants fell
A sacrifice she made at the altar of trust
Leaves a different scar with every new thrust
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PhonesRe: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by MztrChukwu(m): 1:08pm On May 04, 2015
WarRLaY:
it is not cheaper but affordable ... not everyone can afford 2k for data browsing ... it's an improvement
Then why buy a smartfone. Those who can't afford this shud limit their Internet use to the cyber cafes around. At least they can get 30mins for 70 naira
PhonesRe: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by MztrChukwu(m): 1:04pm On May 04, 2015
IzonOwei:
Glo has a plan way cheaper than that...
Please, share.
CultureRe: Photos: Are Tribal Marks Attractive Or Repulsive? by MztrChukwu(m): 12:37pm On May 03, 2015
AbuMaryam1:
Let me hire sit siddon de look, op make sure u didn't go far.
PoliticsRe: PDP Chairman, Youth Shot Dead In Ebonyi by MztrChukwu(m): 12:41pm On Apr 11, 2015
sseunhayor:
Lє┼ ┼ђєM KILL ┼ђєMşєLVєş. AS long as they dont kill innocent lives of the electorates. angry. ┼ђєY ąLL ЩąЙЙą đIє c๏'ş ๏F P๏LI┼rIメKş. đIє ąLL Y๏ม ЩąЙ┼. Smh angry
Of even more importance is, how do you type like this? I'm sure this makes hou feel like you've got some sort of higher IQ.
PoliticsRe: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by MztrChukwu(m): 4:08pm On Mar 30, 2015
The results so far simply show that the minds of Nigerians are divided
PoliticsRe: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by MztrChukwu(m): 4:04pm On Mar 30, 2015
jaybee3:
Phew
I love this. Keep up bruh. I'd love a copy in my mail box, if you dont mind
PoliticsRe: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by MztrChukwu(m): 3:48pm On Mar 30, 2015
Jega can b fast now... I don park my car for house.
TV/MoviesRe: Alibaba Says Nollywood Was Built With Money Gotten From Fraud by MztrChukwu(m): 7:56pm On Mar 19, 2015
So i can sha appear of FP. It feels gud ooooo.

Bac to d topic,

Na God know
Nairaland GeneralRe: Romancelanders Help! I Saw Seriousbabe In My Dream Last Night by MztrChukwu(m): 10:02am On Feb 15, 2015
Who is seriousbabe?
HealthRe: He Masturbates At Least Two Times Everyday, Pls Help by MztrChukwu(m): 11:51pm On Feb 11, 2015
lordraiden:
hahahahaha,guy u gat mi lafing real hard,GBONCHUS PILATE
Aswear that nigga is crazy! Lmfaoooo a don kaff die
RomanceRe: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by MztrChukwu(m): 11:21am On Feb 11, 2015
A val-less dude cn be defined as one with enuf money to waste come saturday yet no babe to waste it on. Kukuma, Make me ur val and host me with nkwobi and big stout as we watch live matches. Aint no love sweeter than bro love
PhonesRe: MY* Blackberry Z3 Review by MztrChukwu(m): 5:59am On Feb 03, 2015
lomprico:
Use Glo bis its 3.25gig for 1k u can't share d hotspot and use on other devices tru wi-fi, watch youtube without ur credit being touched.
I share hotspot on it. With my oda gadgets and even laptop
PoliticsRe: PDP Primaries Ebonyi State by MztrChukwu(m): 9:27pm On Dec 08, 2014
waternogetemeny:
So after they made Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu quit his Ministerial post, they sideline him?


Wat has Elechi and his deputy done for Ebonyi in 8years.


Wat reason does the deputy have to continue?


APGA should present a credible candidate to take Ebonyi to its future as an industrial state.
May God prosper your years for this beautiful reply
RomanceRe: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 5:47am On Nov 25, 2014
Profitcost:
One fake oyibo babe i met online, we always hang around every evening to chat. Actually we became friends. One funny thing she told me that she works with mtn and i equally told her i worked with one oil n gas coy in apapa. Come see level, oo boy one hot afternoon she called n told me that she was nt feelin fine she couldnt go to work, her driver even came late to pick her bla bla...that i shd help her send 3500 recharge card for her subscription as mugu and oil boy i be. Immediately i told her i was on transit to ph for conference, she end the call. One week she no call, me i no send. One day i called she was crying for me that she stepped on her ipad that she dont kn what to do, i told her to drive to samsung office to repair it. She was angry, accusing of not caring for her. we ended. because i no fall mugu
Bros, ipad to be repaired at samsung office? Uncle please tell us anoda story.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities And Their Greatest Phobias by MztrChukwu(m): 11:47am On Nov 22, 2014
I kno of a celeb with a phobia for doggie style angry
CelebritiesRe: Miss Nigeria 1957: Grace Tinuke Oyelude (Pictures) by MztrChukwu(m): 11:42am On Nov 22, 2014
shaggy007:
Every time "thunder is doing press up".

Una no fit think of any other thing wey Thunder fit do?

Copy copy without advancing.
Lmaooooo
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda Shares Bikini Pictures To Prove She's Been Aging Gracefully by MztrChukwu(m): 11:36am On Nov 22, 2014
Who is rookie sandal again?

Nw kastina feels like a bush kingdom cos I aint heard these names b4
Car TalkRe: Mechanics And The Pranks They Play On Car Owners. Share Your Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 11:32am On Nov 22, 2014
misreal:
Why are you complaining to me,am I a mechanic?? cry
Abi u be car owner?
Car TalkRe: Mechanics And The Pranks They Play On Car Owners. Share Your Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 11:29am On Nov 22, 2014
torkaka:
[b]Mine told me my tie rod bushings were worn, gave him money and he claimed he fixed them and brought the car an hour later. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .fast forward, two weeks later I needed to make an emergency trip and I wanted to change my brake pads, fortunately my mechanic wasn't in town so I decided to take the car to another mechanic. . . . . . . . . . . .on removing my tyres, the new mech tells me my tie rod bushings are worn, so I act the fool and tell him to change them, he removes them in front of me and truly there are worn, I also discover that the bushings have never been changed before, to add salt to injury, the bushings for my vehicle are not even in the market in Abuja talkless of being fixed within the hour!!! . . . . . . . .long story short, two days later I get the bushings from Lagos and everything thing is fine . . . . . . . . . . . .I drive straight to my original mechanic and narrate my story, He initially tries to deny but later starts apologising when I show him the old worn bushings!!![/b]
It is advisable to get the replacement parts urself
Car TalkRe: Mechanics And The Pranks They Play On Car Owners. Share Your Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 11:26am On Nov 22, 2014
ionsman:
lol.....you are funny...
you leave your car with your mechanic.Who does that? undecided
Lol like seriously, who does that
Car TalkRe: Mechanics And The Pranks They Play On Car Owners. Share Your Experience by MztrChukwu(m): 11:24am On Nov 22, 2014
I never ever leave my car with ny mechanic. I stay there till the repair is done. Even if it takes the whole day.

Secondly, when it comes to buying parts. I do that myself but b4 I leave, I warn him tht if I discover any fault asides from that which i came for or anyother that I'm already aware of. I'll call the police.

Thirdly, I hate younger mechanics. They too fraudulent
EventsRe: Launching Of Nairaland Poet E-club by MztrChukwu(m): 8:41pm On Nov 18, 2014
Count me in. Tag
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics! Is Sharing The Sign Of Peace During Mass Gone Forever? by MztrChukwu(op): 8:38am On Nov 09, 2014
Looool u no serious aswear
Christianity EtcCatholics! Is Sharing The Sign Of Peace During Mass Gone Forever? by MztrChukwu(op): 8:06am On Nov 09, 2014
Glory to Jesus!

As catholics, it is customary we exchange/share the sign of peace during mass (at least as far as I kno) but due to the ebola scourge, this was stopped at least as part of the church's cpntribution towards curbing the spread of the virus.

My question then is?

Now that we have been certified ebola-free by the WHO, arent we supposed to return shaking hands and exchanging the sign of peace Because we still skip tthat important part of the mass in my parish
PoliticsRe: Buhari Took Bank Loan To Purchase APC Nomination Form by MztrChukwu(m): 11:51am On Oct 17, 2014
Just want one thing clear,

Did he pay cash or via bank transfer

#Confused
Christianity EtcRe: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by MztrChukwu(m): 8:28pm On Oct 05, 2014
depopson:
Pastor was preaching about Infidelity as defined it as 'not being loyal', immediately wat popped into my head was 'these h**s ain't loyal'.
NO THEY AINT!!!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by MztrChukwu(m): 8:22pm On Oct 05, 2014
Princeadebayo1:
Choi....,I gbadun ur pastor o shocked



Here is mine:

I was welcomed back home from school for the short salah break today so everyone said they havnt seen me dance before so i was called to dance alone to the front of the church while drummer and the choir gave me the melody....I later danced anyway and i have received many good compliments about how I danced.


Now I know I can dance smiley


U didn't dance well if dre was no prospective wife walking up to u to compliment u


Happy Sunday All!!!
PoliticsRe: Has Electricity Improved In Your Area Recently? by MztrChukwu(m): 8:41pm On Oct 04, 2014
yomi007k:
Bro wch area 4 ketu?
Alapere side
PoliticsRe: Has Electricity Improved In Your Area Recently? by MztrChukwu(m): 7:07pm On Oct 03, 2014
Aswear fear been dey catch me for ketu area of lagos state. The power situation has greatly improved. Almost 24 hrs power supply!!!! Next election, i'm voting!
RomanceRe: What Do Boys Gain In A Relationship Without Sex? by MztrChukwu(m): 4:37pm On Sep 23, 2014
God loves a cheerful giver, God hates fornication. How hard is that to understand?

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