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All iv got to say is, That if can never happen in my life. No further comments

*whisked away from reporters into the waiting stretch by bodyguards*

melojames: M.I and Wizkid are the two big Nigerian artists i believe can break into the American music industry.

Which kid r u talking abt Biko?

tolu93:
Thanks! A lot of people have been saying the same thingzn I just don't want a boring place + I might not be able to enter Minna as I like now. BTW na woman I be

Loool... me jas assumed masculine jare. New bussa is a town of boredom trust me! but ur gonna be d one 2 make it fun for urself.but ur assured of steady and constant power supply. Trust me

tolu93: Please who has served in Air Force Base, New Bussa! I just need heads up before I know if I want to go

I swear it's the best place to serve in Niger state! Take it! I served in new bussa! The corpers lodge comes with air conditioning and very spacious rooms. Mahn don't dull it! Or na u go regret! Nysc/batch b/ 2012 experience

If dt doesn't help reverse the policy of banks paying Monegram and western union in naira.... ITS NONE OF MY BUSINESS

Did the world start wiv Internet? Omo na back 2 monkey post and ten ten on the streets? Not forgetting draughts and dice! No time!

Can I get it on Jumia.com?

God bless you soul. Kind heart

Lmaoooo... sumburry's arse is abt 2 b set on fire so instead, they set the building on fire! Naija I hail thee

Still wondering if any Nigerian would rapture when Jesus Comes

Bros! Go arrange keke napemake u for dey collect daily deliver.

I knew it! ITS THE DEVIL! Y'all didn't pray this morning!

tolutweety: Mine wasn't really a weird question, it wsn't even a question at all.
I found the conversation funny but interesting n i wish to share it.
After passing tru the pre-SRD stages of this oil n gas coy,I finally sat down during the last phase of the interview with two gentlemen in a room.
First man: i am ??, works in HR Dept and I have been in this coy for close to 15yrs.
Second man: i am ??, I am in 'ds Dept'... and I got into this coy 6yrs ago., so may we meet u.....
Me: i am ??, I will be working in 'ds dept'... and I am doing the interview that will make me start the work,... So no yrs spent so far!! *smiles*

.....and they both bursted out laughing!!

I wasn't meant to start that way,had a better approach to introducing myself buh dint knw why the comic part of me took over...lol
I smiled in the end., cos the interview ended up being a friendly discussion.

When I reflect, I still see it as weird and I just laugh.

Did you get d Job? Cos I'm abt to try that shii out too

baseg25: wat abt security?

Android na ashawo OS when it comes to security! Any fool can hack in2 an android device

blink182: phablets, I love them. If there's no sign of a bigger phone this year then I'll have to settle for the z30.

Z3 is slightly bigger in size than the z30 but the specs are kinda lower compared to the z30. Still bb100 rulez! Did I forget 2 mention I called my fiancee for over 2hrs 2day via bbm voice and it only cost me abt 170mb... LMAOOO

slinkman: Android is for the big boys, just like iphone, if you can't afford to browse with it then u are not even supposed to own one.

mtn's gat an android fone that goes for just 8k and u still say "android is for the big boys"

lorRhyMeZ: Looooool...I gave up on android since lyk a year ago..back wit my blackberry bold n enjoying life on glo while watching android users whine n mise their meager megabytes..

Lmaooo this gotta be the best comment ever on nairaland! BlackBerry for life baby!

What catholics call 'honouring mary' is actually 'worship and Adoration' in the real sense.

This is nothing but masked idolatry!

Jesus is the way, the truth and the life!

I rest my case

Dresden: At 16 nd it was manual,took ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ four days constant driving

We share the very same experience

Ladystewie: Nigerians are just fun loving people and the ability to find fun in a rather serious situation in a bid to reduce the tension is genius to me. I think such 'jokes' tend to calm the people down and I don't really see anything wrong with it.

Intelligent response, I must say

Ladystewie: care to share?

Lol... dem kids be swearing their asses all over this thread, firing darts and dodging balls of fire . I'm just here sipping tea and enjoying the drama....

U dnt need a TV 2 savour nollywood dse days

*sips tea*

*sips zobo*

You kno it's fun watchin kids fool around.

Let's pray those in authorities will not handle this ebola scare with kids gloves.

Let's not forget, doctors nationwide are still on strike at a time like this.

God help us all. Nigeria will get past this

Let's pray those in authorities will not handle this ebola scare with kids gloves.

Let's not forget, doctors are still on strike at a time like this.

God help us all.

Sloooowwwwwwwlllllyyyyyy,

Mankind would be back to running the streets naked... just like back then in the garden.

The annoying part is sum dont even know the right outfit for the right occasion. As long as it's trendy and stupid, they go for it.

He needs to work harder on his potraits. Step it up to perfection.

But one other thing, what's up wiv him and pots na? Na so so pots and stream I jus dey c... abi e dey remind himself abt that chic he met @ the villa *drops fone and jumps outta d window*

oxtine: we go share am 70:30

Which kind joyless revenue sharing formula b dt na? And u no even carry pen-knife join body o... nna mehn, u b bully o

Yes you can be friends. Satisfied?

Already on the man-hunt *grabs torch and cutlass* N2.7 million naira no go pass me by like dt! If na inside rat hole u enter, I go smoke u out. Who's with me?!

Very brilliant interview... Dibu has been a symbol of transformation since his days at NECO. however, I think the Universities should liase with JAMB in organising the Post-UTME exams.

I feel Jamb should give the questions or adapted from JAMB while the schools provide the centres so there won't be issues of irrelevant questions being set by institutions.

...finally, abt that dude that lost his degrees due to a law suit, dem force am go court?

unikchyka: Mine is #500

Show us the way...

Walk into any network service provider and request for a CUG line... last I checked, glo offered me a CUG line to my fiancee and it only costs 1k per month. Trust me, I'm talkin 24/7 calls

Ain't nobody giving the right solution here darl.

U just pop that gen's tank open while he's not watching and drop a pinch of salt into it.

Wait a few mins...

And let karma Bleep him up

#OkBye