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TravelRe: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by MztrChukwu(m): 11:14pm On Jan 05, 2016
angelTI:
Iyana cementary

Odonguyan

Owode elede

Brb
Strong ikorodu babe
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by MztrChukwu(m): 12:36pm On Dec 23, 2015
dominique:
Fixed!
None but the greatest
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Pics On Internet Dating by MztrChukwu(m): 6:31am On Nov 22, 2015
AsSabirin:
the kind of topics that hit the home page of nairaland just baffles me.
i get its about traffic and the under 17s that somehow have access to a smart phone and internet make up the bulk of your members but "dude" dont you dream big? dont you want this website to be in the same league as the newyork times and its likes.
the surprising thing is that, there are very educational and informative topics all over the site but just remain there because they do not get the required exposure.

no more educational and informative master pieces form the likes of jarus on the front page, just stupid gossip form a vivianblog! i mean come-on!!?? nairaland of the later years might not have had nearly as much people but it certainly was much more meaningful and purposeful.


seun
Aswear you just hit it right!
BusinessRe: On Going BVN Scam-even The Most Cautious Person Will Fall For This One. BEWARE by MztrChukwu(m): 11:25am On Nov 02, 2015
From my experience, the OTP is a soft token used as a last stage verification for online transfers. It could be in hardware if u applied to ur bank for it.

My suspicion is that there is a way the fraudstars got a hold of ur atm card including ur pin and made a transfer to the said account.

The last stage which was the OTP that would have been sent the phone number linked to the said account and you read it out for the fraudsters. Sadly.


My question is, before they get to the stage where OTP would be requested for, they obviously might have your pin and card details. So how did that happen?

Did u give ur atm card to anyone to make withdrawals for you? Who else has assess to ur atm card and pin? Have you fallen for any of these scams before that you disclosed ur pin? Think deep



OTP Is another kind of security measure. Not to be disclosed under any circumstance. For them to have used OTP, they had access to ur ATM card details cos as far as I know, no other banking system uses OTP Except online transactions.
CultureRe: Emir Of Borgu Haliru Dantoro-Kitoro Is Dead by MztrChukwu(m): 11:41pm On Oct 30, 2015
I served in Borgu Kingdom, Niger state back in 2013. The late emir was a fine gentleman I must say. Easy going and really hospitable. He and his entourage treated us corpers well when we paid him a courtesy visit. I sos sad that he's gone now. RIP your highness. May Allah accept your soul and welcome u to paradise.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Being Threatened - Chief Of Army Staff Buratai by MztrChukwu(m): 10:24am On Oct 19, 2015
Ilekeh:
Shut up. Stop depending on God and get to work.
Only Nigerians can fix Nigeria. Stop depending on one Jewish voodoo to help you.
Its your business if you don't believe in God. Calling him names shouldn't be top on your priority list. Let we who earnestly trust in Him, continue to live by faith in Him. Remember, No man made himself.
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Gowon Celebrates 81st Birthday Today! by MztrChukwu(m): 9:15am On Oct 19, 2015
Sicozone:
81.... Happy birthday to a war hero....
Eighty-one is the square of 9 and the fourth
power of 3. Like all powers of three, 81 is a
perfect totient number . It is a heptagonal number
and a centered octagonal number . It is also a
tribonacci number , and an open meandric
number . 81 is the ninth member of the Mian-
Chowla sequence .
In base 10, it is a Harshad number , and one of
three non-trivial numbers (the other two are
1458 and 1729 ) which, when its digits are added
together, produces a sum which, when multiplied
by its reversed self, yields the original number:
8 + 1 = 9
9 × 9 = 81
(although this case is somewhat degenerate, as
the sum has only a single digit).
The inverse of 81 is 0.012345679 recurring,
missing only the digit "8" from the complete set
of digits.
Just for you sir!
What the Bleep is all dse?!
Poems For ReviewRe: Our Love For Maryj by MztrChukwu(m): 10:44pm On Oct 13, 2015
Lmao. Swear I really enjoyed the piece. The thangs weed cause these days tho. Looool
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Poems For ReviewSELF MADE? A Poem By Mztrchukwu by MztrChukwu(op): 10:35pm On Oct 13, 2015
Man speaks:

"All I got is the gift of my hustle,
The sweet fruit of my muscle
I owe nobody nothing
He who preach giving, aint hustled nothing.

Yea, I paid my dues in sweat
Worked it all while Clothed in thick dirt,
The same drops of sweat watered my garden of toil
Harvest came, I gathered a haul

Though, I was born with a silver spoon
mum had to sell it to see me through school
'cos Dad fought till he breathed his last
I'm reminded when I think of Heroes past

Life from then became every man for himself
We hustled as kids till the clock struck twelve
Mum couldn't do much with half a dozen mouths to feed
Barely could she afford the next day's meal

Still, I never gave up!

Inspired by the splendour and grandeur of the wealthy
I swore to myself to get money in plenty
While my peers busied themselves with cunts
I stayed focus on getting all my wants

Traded my fun moments in the struggle for wealth
Got so much cash in return, I could pay off death
Can we say this was God's blessings?
Or rather this was a product of life's lessons

A true application of common sense
Got me seeing the world in God's lens
I'm self made! Man-Made Man!
Lone member of the One Man Clan

I'm the Adam in my garden of eden
Surrounded by plenty and more to spend
The genesis of my exodus from poverty
Started when man pikin almost chop potty

Sour memories of the hustler's pain
Justifies my living the life of cain
Enough! Bleep being the Abel
Who send me when I dey smell?

I ain't giving shit! Sharing is a curse
Nobody deserves a dime off my purse
I fought my way to the top
Now you say you wan come chop?

Una papa!

While you rot in your misery,
Ponder my wealth as a mystery
"He's greedy" you keep whispering
I keep smiling at treasures piled to the ceiling

E no fit pain me"


God responds:

" Oh! Fool! I command you Stop there!
None of these shall my holy ears hear!
Enough blasphemy lest I strike thee in anger!
It is the MOST HIGH whom you SLANDER!

It was my earth, you toiled in sweat
The very sweat you claim to have sourced your wealth
Yet! You seem to easily forget
I gave you pores to sweat!

How you have forgotten, I gave you hands to work!
And the very lips you've tainted with vain talk
Though You have spoken in blasphemy,
Your words can't deny me my Glory

I AM GOD! I MADE YOU
Never was there a man-made man
I formed you in your mother's womb
It is on my very ground you stand!

You were born with nothing
Except the thin layer of flesh I wrapped your soul in
And after you're dead from bluffing
You'd leave the same flesh to rot in your coffin

Your brothers suffered while you lived in plenty
Your pets grew fat while their pots stayed empty
Refrain now! Else your soul be demanded of you
In my wisdom, I created hell for ingrates like you

I blessed you to be a blessing!
I prospered you to show mercy
Every dime you earned was for the benefit of many
Yet you withheld and never gave any.

How dare you!

You called it all a product of life's lessons
Yet you, couldn't see it all in the light of my mercies
You forgot your toil was to teach you humility
The pain you felt was meant to teach you pity

My unfathomable Wisdom planned it from the start
Your journey from birth to right where you're at
Every experience you had was to glorify my name
Your testimony was meant to put the devil to shame

Repent now, else you shall feel my wrath
In a blink, I could take everything you've got
Remember!
not a penny you've saved
Shall escort you to the grave

Quit being greedy!
Share to the needy!
Obey my command
And you shall eat even more of the land

For every measure you give,
even more shall you receive
Multiplied are the days you shall live
Thus saith the Lord, I AM HE THAT GIVETH!

Composed by: @MZTR_CHUKWU to the glory of the Most High
GamingRe: Official FIFA 16 Thread (PC/Xbox/Playstation) by MztrChukwu(m): 11:20am On Sep 25, 2015
mekussays:
FIFA rules the world anyday anytime. Op is right on most of the new features.

Defense: you can't pass the ball anyhow. Accurate passing rules.

GK: they are bad ass. The catch everything. You need to shoot accurately.

Overall feel: FIFA grows on you. So I expect It to get better.
Fifa does not rule my world, biko
GamingRe: Official FIFA 16 Thread (PC/Xbox/Playstation) by MztrChukwu(m): 11:18am On Sep 25, 2015
iamblisz:
Hello guys, am a big fan of FIFA , how can I get the pirated copy of FIFA 16 or 15 here in abuja cause I have searched for it but they said that I need to hack my Xbox 360 which I don't want cause am scared they will spoil something in it, the original copy of FIFA 15 in abuja is about 15k which is much, pls someone should help me out,
Secondly, is there any website where I can download it and play it with my Xbox 360?
Stop patronising pirates. If you can't afford the original, trade ur console for a nintendo gameboy
GamingRe: Official FIFA 16 Thread (PC/Xbox/Playstation) by MztrChukwu(m): 11:16am On Sep 25, 2015
Suspect33:
Video games becomes your idol when you spend more time playing them than you spend with your God, videos games has been a means the devil uses to draw youth away from God and to consume their time so they dont even think of praying or reading God's word.. Beware of video games that glorifies violence, sex, and gambling... Prepare the way for the Messiah, His coming is very imminent. God bless you
And you are a suspect. What crime are you suspected to have committed that is not also a sin? If u proudly call urself a suspect, that means u're admitting to committing the crime therefore you're a sinner too and that invariably means, u sef no go make heaven.

*picks controller*
RomanceRe: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by MztrChukwu(m): 5:39am On Sep 22, 2015
Fact is... Real men eat that pussy so long as its well taken care of. I give my woman the satisfaction and she loves that
FamilyRe: My Boyfriend Said I Should Buy Him Gucci Driver Shoes (screenshots) by MztrChukwu(m): 12:06am On Sep 22, 2015
If he wants the shoes so badly, western union dey. Let him transfer the money to u and u buy it. Shikena
PhonesRe: Reply To "Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again": My Opinion. by MztrChukwu(m): 3:31pm On Aug 31, 2015
pocohantas:
Whatsup with all the kittykat and lollipop you guys are talking about? angry angry
The former is a house cat, the later, a snack for kids
RomanceRe: My Neighbor And Her Daughter Keep Seducing Me Pls Help Me! by MztrChukwu(m): 12:23am On Aug 21, 2015
Luckylife:
Hmmmm use ur tongue count ur teeth. This is just the beginning, the earlier u solve it the easier for u. The wife is no go area but they daughter just explain ur mind to her if she disturbs u.
U seriously dey advice this LINus?
RomanceRe: Can Someone Just Tell Me What's Happening??? by MztrChukwu(m): 12:20am On Aug 21, 2015
Wizzz:
Where is episode 2?
Lmao aswear I love this question.

Anyway, pischure of the girl, her mum and her mum's official car (driver inclusive) or wedonbelievit!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by MztrChukwu(m): 5:14pm On Aug 18, 2015
ExInferis:
That the Nigerian education system is broken is no fault of his. In the context of this decay, he did well.

Besides, Mr English, it's UTTER, not UPPER.
The things auto-correct do to us these days tho.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by MztrChukwu(m): 10:40am On Aug 18, 2015
ExInferis:
screw you, for an O level i think he really did well. You need to see what degree holders write.

the handwriting is better than mine sef.
Did you say he did well for an O'level holder? Huh?

We seriously need to quit applauding mediocrity in this society of ours. That letter is upper rubbish and i'd assume it was written by a first school leaving certificate holder. Shior!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by MztrChukwu(m): 10:35am On Aug 18, 2015
socialmediaman:
Applicant indicated "O level" not "Graduate". Misleading title
Lets focus on the real issue here. A primary six pupil should be able to write a formal letter properly not to talk of an O'Level holder. The education system really is decayed.
CelebritiesRe: List Of Nigerian Universities That Produced Most Of Entertainment Celebrities by MztrChukwu(m): 10:53am On Aug 10, 2015
Intendy:
like Op no dey informed at all.how can you leave out all this names posted here
I just weak o
CelebritiesRe: List Of Nigerian Universities That Produced Most Of Entertainment Celebrities by MztrChukwu(m): 10:52am On Aug 10, 2015
africandictator:
op why now... Face reality.. Unilag is suppose to top your list...teju babyface,basketmouth,rekaaado banks,yemi alade,funke akindele,tee A,lil kesh,stella damascus a host of others.. We also have three governors in the current govt.. Proudly an akokite


Wande coal, Kofi, Dakore Akande, Timini egbuson,
Dbanj, Funke Akindele, Cobhams, Mochedda,
IllRymz, Wale Adenuga, Dare Art Alade, Regina
Askia, Denrele, Ufoma Ejenebor, RMD, Eldee, Teju
baby face, Joke Silva, Ramsey Nouah, Helen Paul -
Unilag.
Tell them jor!!! Very biased information produced by the op!
CelebritiesRe: List Of Nigerian Universities That Produced Most Of Entertainment Celebrities by MztrChukwu(m): 10:51am On Aug 10, 2015
opeaceo:
Wande coal, Kofi, Dakore Akande, Timini egbuson, Dbanj, Funke Akindele, Cobhams, Mochedda, IllRymz, Wale Adenuga, Dare Art Alade, Regina Askia, Denrele, Ufoma Ejenebor, RMD, Eldee, Teju baby face, Joke Silva, Ramsey Nouah, Helen Paul - Unilag.
God bless u for this. The OP should research well next time and not be in a hurry to make front page. Unilag has produced more stars than any other nigerian university. Argue and die!!!!
FoodRe: Man Dies After Drinking 20 Sachets Of Gin In N500 Bet by MztrChukwu(m): 3:00pm On Jul 29, 2015
A thousand ways to die. Number 537
RomanceRe: Am Pregnant For My School Boyfriend Who Is In His Finals And Am In 300l. Our Bti by MztrChukwu(m): 12:10am On Jul 28, 2015
Take a microfinance loan. Its fast cash to rasing a child. Email me for details.
Christianity EtcRe: The Second Coming: A Failed Prophecy??? by MztrChukwu(m): 12:35pm On Jul 26, 2015
...and I ask myself, what's the harm in believinghuh
CelebritiesRe: So Jidenna Crowdfunded $3,000 To Come To Nigeria For Dad's Burial (see Receipts) by MztrChukwu(m): 5:22pm On Jul 22, 2015
This is what we call "beggi beggi" back in the day.
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Choose Blackberry 10 Over Android by MztrChukwu(m): 4:52pm On Jul 05, 2015
Scrolling thru the comments wiv my passport.

#TeamBB10
SportsRe: 10 Kinds Of People You Meet In A Betting Shop by MztrChukwu(m): 8:57am On Jun 06, 2015
kliq:
Juve Vs Barca = 2 & Ov 2.5 cheesy


Barca for the Treble cool
Omo, you're safer playing 'first half draw'
HealthRe: Ambulance On An Emergency Runs Out Of Fuel (see Photo) by MztrChukwu(m): 12:35pm On May 10, 2015
Haill Nigeria, full of Grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed amongst countries and blessed be the citizens that suffereth therein. *spits*

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