₦airaland Forum

9japrof:
Bros we ain't in an E-fight and I don't plan to be. the question should be, did you refute the above mentioned assertions about OUK's mother during his son's stay as governor. Before and after that till date, which other sitting governor's mother have welded such enormous power. If you can answer the question outrightly , please don't quote me again

Still on still, u for answer the question na

Rexology:
which section of the Nigerian Constitution recognises the Governor's wife office?

JESUS IS LORD!!!!

sugarvallly:
point of information oga mi,I am not a Male.please change that word.

my dear 3.48 (Upper)

3.48 is a pure Lower or i'd rather say, 'about to upper' LOL. Now I know why you regret school sha.

sugarvallly:
And after all these stress plus admission runs,late night burning of candles, examination and NYSC wahala employment will be zero.

I can't wait to pass out April 14th Jawe. I regret going to school.
shebi it was one guy that had 5.0 GPA Recently?what did they offer him?nothing reasonable,smh.

wishing them all the best!

I'm glad you've realised you were forced to school. You could have as well dropped out and faced bread hawking like olajumoke? Who knows, your 'TY Bello' might be just at the next street.

Martins301:
I was on my own jeje when I got a beep on my phone indicating an incoming message. Na so I open the message at the speed of light, expecting a Credit alert from God knows where. The message I saw was:



The message was sent from the number +2348144540078.
Even before I finished reading the first sentence I knew it was a SCAM. I called the scammer to see his game plan and at the end of the day he was trying to talk me into giving him my ATM details like:
Number
Expiry date
CC2
Pin
Details he could have used to perform online transactions and pay with my card. Nigerians be wise o. I just ended the call after wasting his time and airtime

My guy, u called the scammer, therefore you wasted his time and YOUR airtime.

How does 'messy aigbe' news help nigeria as a nation?

How?

Pheals:
Got something to say ...i was feeling stomach pain after i return from dad office ,i was dad gal always got nothing to do can't cook I was alone just pick my phone called mum closest pal who was a doc. Mum said they have been friends since school days she has been my physician since infant ,love me for been the only female in the house .I could not reach her on phone so I try to move out and get commercial bus to my destination before the stomach ache got worst reach the hospital saw new faces the lady in blue uniform came up to me after waiting for hours ...have already new mum is not around . "your name ? And your card no. " she said ..i look up at her " i didnt have card " then u will need to get a card and register .... I didn't need that I said humbly . we can't attend to u then , she said now she sound rude as I was about to speak a senior nurse came in " tosin what's wrong? " i explain ...she brings out a yellow card instead of a green card...and directed me to the new doctor office ...

Enter the office sat down and I gave him the card
He started asking questions later he was silent and he said "go and lied down there (pointed to a bed few inches away ) I lied down and he came up to me press my stomach with his fingers and later he said "raise your cloth up little" I do that and he start to examined again asking "here or here " I don't really no where the pain was really from so I nodded to reply him a quick no he later stop and clean his face with handkerchief and said " will you take off your skirt then" I quickly raise up my head ,face change "may be I will come back " why he asked

Nothing when mum comes I will be here" I said and walked towards the door and he later said " which mum?" Mum m.o.j
Are you m.o.j he asked no ! I reply (frustrated) ok wait .he pick up his pen and prescribed some drugs for me...I move out. U stay long tosin the senior nurse said as I handed her the note and the card she then direct me to the other door ...I was given drugs and receipt total of 15k the nurse there look up to me for cash and the other one said "aunty pls sorry you can go, can't you see the card is yellow" i used the drugs and I was alright. I kept wondering so this man knows the right thing to do "why asking me to take off my. ..."


Share yours ladies

I can't even understand a thing! Learn to write properly! Jeez!

habsydiamond:
Meek Mill no even talk reach 2 minutes for the video oooo. 200k dollars. God pick my call fast fast.

With the way you're sounding, You get airtime to call so?

Wuuworld:
Poverty is a Bastard
200k Dol just to feature one;;;;
God pick my calls!!!!

Infact call me,i dey with my phone all day long..
Hustling and waiting for the Lord!

Why do you believe everything you read?

The engine goes off

My toyota sequoia 2002 model goes off each time I step on the brakes abruptly. Even in traffic, when I move slowly and step on the brakes, it sometimes goes off and at other times, it jerks like it wants to go off (with flash of battery indicator) and then stays on. I tried adjusting the RPM (slow running) yet it still gives the same issue.

I notice this problem mostly when my AC is turned on.

Has anyone had similar problems?

What can I do? Its becoming quite an embarrassment

Mods pls help me here

A simple 'thank you' goes a long way in showing how courteous we are. Its simple acts like this that counts in the hearts of many. We know your salary is your right but showing gratitude when you're paid is one way of encouraging your employers and it also shows how much you appreciate your job.

seaga:
Hello, I like your profile picture, I need to use your page to knock some sense to a lady on nairaland

I had to go look up the said profile picture. In as much as its very correct, you shouldn't take that as an excuse not to aim higher. Best of luck

irunooboo:
[size=13pt]Big dick is better[/size]

Its quite appalling that this is all you have to contribute. Do yourself a favour and grow up

ThoniaSlim:
I personally avoid buying street food. The most I can do is fried Akara from a guy close to my workplace because I've observed him for a while and he "SEEMS" clean. I also request for the akara straight from the hot oil. and I request for the one straight from the oil.

I love the 'SEEMS'

DedeNkem:
I don't eat junk food. If I must eat outside, I go to a reputable restaurant NOT f*ucking Mama-put or street food!
If I want fruit, I go to a reputable fruit shop or supermarket NOT f*ucking street fruit hawkers!
If I need bread, I purchase directly from the bakery (one is close to my home) NOT from f*ucking street hawkers!

Leave 'f*ckin' for those in the porn industry. We talkin real issuses here. And how much can you vouch for the hygienic conditions in these fruit shops, super markets and restaurants? Do you have access to the back room to see how things are packaged? Remember, our shoprite was once shut down by the lagos ministry of health for selling expired products.

You never can tell

They share info or not...

When God approves, I will 'olajumoke' into my own blessings and nobody can stop that!

OwaMsn:
She's 100% right i left my parents house at 17

You really shouldn't have been born there in the first place

cruzita:
I think she is right, some guys even find it hard to stay in their parents house even at the age of 21.they start looking for where to stay for more freedom because they can't get it in their parents house.

What is crucial here? Is it 'freedom' or the fact that one is able to take care of one's personal responsibilities?

Funjosh:
I went to my bro place of work sometimes last year, we were outside when one of those Aboki that sell carrot, cucumber and garden egg with wheelbarrow was passing. Suddenly he stopped, pick a bottled water from the barrow took some water into his mouth and spit it on the fruits he his selling then he continue his journey




I. Promised myself not to buy fruits from such people again, three days after I still call one Aboki selling with wheelbarrow and bought carrots from him

That's the truth. In all your disgust, you won't say you'll never eat fruits again. Na God dey save person jare

vsaintchigs:
make i park my bugatti veyron here

A car you won't drive even in your dreams.

DedeNkem:
Why not f*ucking cook at home?! The food you cook at home is far more healthier and you can still cook cheap and healthy food!

You know how unhealthy the street food is, and yet you continued patronising them!

Stop complaining!!

You really can't cook all you need to eat at home. One way or the other you'll find yourself patronising these vendors. By the way, do you make bread at home? Or you produce gala? Or harvest your own fruits?

Think!

Naijasinglegirl:
I was in traffic along Iyana Ipaja and I saw a pawpaw hawker offload his pawpaw, walked over to one side of the road, pulled down his zipper, brought out this wiwi and began scattering urine on the concrete.
He didn’t even care that it was daylight and people were passing. I was seated by the window and I could see his thing in full view. What infuriated me was the manner he held it as though he was potty training.

The urine had rolled towards his fingers and was dripping from his thumb. When he had relieved himself, he shook it a few times as tiny droplets splattered on his trousers before he picked up his tray of freshly peeled pawpaw from the road.
My microscopic eyes were still on him when our vehicle started to move as soon as the traffic gave way. Another vehicle maneuvered to where we once parked and an unsuspecting lady in the front seat called the hawker for pawpaw. I slowly turned away.

If you follow my Twitter or my Facebook page, you must have read the post I made on the dirty iya basira I met.
For those who didn’t read it, I went to buy food one early morning and beside where the food was, a woman was brushing her teeth vigorously and making those ‘crogggggg crogggg’ noise. That froggy noise of trying to gag mucus from the pit of the belly. I was so disgusted!
I took my food flask and ran as fast as my legs could carry me. The dirty woman was holding her brush in one hand with toothpaste foam that had formed moustache and beards, shouting.
“Sister! Come back na”
Because what she was doing was perfectly normal. After all, I was the hungry one that wanted N250 rice, not her.

I don’t even want to go into details of market women that will be selling ewedu in a stainless pot and beneath the table, their kids/toddlers are shitting ewedu on the floor. And they think its cute!!!
Because both colours match.

There is also an aboki next door that makes bread and egg every morning.
6:45am, you would see him putting one hand on the waist and using the other hand to scratch his penis like recharge card.
6:50am, he is beating an egg for an unsuspecting customer. You’ll ask for only salt and pepper in your fried egg but end up getting fried eggs with spices like a drop of sperm, dried urine and one or two strands pubic hair.
I wasn’t surprised when I heard someone purge for two days after having his bread and egg.
It’s now a crime to eat bread and egg outside. Common agege bread.

My brother has sworn never to buy sachet fanice yoghurt/ice-cream ever since he saw an aboki using the scissors to shave his beards under a mango tree.
Probably the same scissors he uses to trim armpit hair.
And he thinks it’s okay.
Unlike my brother, I don’t have the willpower to stop patronising them. Cos N100 fanice is my on-the-go-icecream, until coldstone Ice-Cream or sweet kiwi yoghurt is slashed to N200 per cup.
I am patiently waiting.

These are my most recent encounters with food vendors and road side hawkers. Eighty percent of the time, I eat out. (for personal & complicated reasons)
It’s not Eko Hotel Buffet, KFC, Chicken Republic or Sweet Sensation cos I don’t wash Eko Hotel toilet after eating. I cut my coat according to my size and go for the Iya Basira at your backyard and it’s frightening I would never know what goes on among these food vendors behind closed doors.

“Stir the jollof rice oh, add five teaspoon of thyme, add pepper, add one basin of well water, add the meat from yesterday’s gbegeri, add three cubes of white maggi, one cube of knor, oya add two spoons of lassa fever…”

Pause.

I spent a lot of money on medication from food poisoning in December. Twice.
Anyway, I can’t wait to make money so I can ‘manage’ KFC for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/before-they-kill-me/

It's quite easy to condemn the roadside food vendors and street hawkers for their unhygienic practices but let's not forget that even the major companies produce their packaged foods under the most hygienic conditions. We ever really know what goes on behind closed doors in the KFCs, Sweets sensations and Eko hotels you mentioned. I once bought a spoilt and rotten chicken pie from tantalizers in my area. When I returned to complain, the manager pleaded that I do not make noise of the experience to the extent of giving me an extra chicken pie as compensation.

Take a tour of our food processing factories and see how badly standards have fallen. How Lives are being endangered every passing day. I once walked into a bakery and saw one of the workers snoring heavily on a heap of bread meant to be sold to consumers. Even with that thought, I still find my 'agege' bread irresistable and irreplaceable. Truth is, we can't be too careful. Only God will save Nigerians

DesChyko:
Nigerians will dilute and reboil this story until it loses flavour like ogbono soup after five days. Repeating lines like cracked CD plates

The world has since moved on. The very same blogs that have since praised her rise to fame will be so quick to criticise her at the slightest opportunity. Nobody cares about Olajumoke. Her story only helps to drive even more trafffic to these blogs with each passing day as idle gossip seems to be the soothing balm we need to deal with the pains our economy inflicts on us.

cescky:
but why will people go this far to discredit another?

omo, people are jobless oo, if the person accusing her channeled this enegy into something else he for done hammer oo
na whaoo

Its all in a bid to clear the doubt. These 'celebrities' have done a lot of lying that the need to be seriously curtailed.

bastien:
weitin u even write there self?


NOUN Is an alternative to closed University we have in the country, due to most exams/results fixing in our University today. U expect someone to sit at home for 10yrs because he or she have no connection to work his/her way into closed University? Ooooh


Just point one person wey don graduate from NOUN with first class (that's if there is anybody that has achieved such in the history of NOUN, or lemme say it's rare)


Result can't be manipulated in NOUN, what you write is what you get.




Any firm/company that choice not to employ federal government owned University, approved by the law shall be sue

Your last paragraph is quite appalling. Grammatically speaking, of course.

KashyBaby:
I swear, if I tell the guy what exactly I want...they don't wanna do it

Lets start with eating the kitty. For as long as she cums

The nekede boy who claims to be a writer...blah blah blah should know there's a huge difference between 'am' and 'I'm'

Strictly Afikpo north!

Ebonyians lets take our investments back home!

We have many kings and queens in diaspora and abundance of wealth outside our land. It is not enough to build a house at home. Nobody will do it for us. Nobody but ebonyians!

lekonso:
RichYoungNigger:
Number 1 : There is nothing like family curse, why are there no curse in C.Ronald, Messi, Dangote, Bill Gates family ??
This is just some dumb ass Nigerian mentality.

Number 2 : Who is God ??
When did God tell you he needs your money ?? Oh, you read it in the bible ??
Who wrote the bible ?? God ??
Have you seen C.Ronaldo, Messi,Obama pay any tithe ?? Yet these men are successful.
Do they go to church ??
Again this is also some dumb ass Nigerian mentality.


All i wanna tell you is everything happens for a reason, there may be a better jo

You don't believe in your creator. You better repent and don't let God' wrath come upon you

I hope these names you mentioned have you in mind

odomat:
Come to living faith church tmr @ canaanland ota with ur cv and other credentials. Its biz and career breakthrough service and u wl secure a permanent job. Its d blessing of the lord that maketh rich and addeth no sorrow with it. My honest advice

Can you guarantee real networking prospects that could possibly land one a good job?

tensazangetsu:
That airport is a disgrace. What of the fact that you have to dish our 500 naira to use a trolley. Something that is free everywhere else in the world. This country should be sold to China and the money shared for everyone. Useless country.

I beg to differ, my dad paid 2500 for the bigger trolley while the smaller one was N1650