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Uniqueteco:
Never show your face when drivers are being called if you're not driving manuals on Lag roads. Go for manual.

Best comment so far!

HOW can one call oneself a driver yet can't drive a manual car consistently!

Price: 6m
Title: reciept and survey
Call: 08030994311 (direct owner) for inspection

Akorkor:
Please where do you think it's best to get a land and build your own personal house. Mowe or Ikorodu? The reason is because I am working on island and I can't afford land on island for now so I want to start from a minimal level. Please advice?

I got a place in ketu - Alapere for sale. 10m asking. If your budget fits in and you're interested, reply and we'll discuss

dynamite11:
My problem started shortly after our wedding this year, and ever since its like I'm in a versus kind of relationship( I versus my wife and her family). She is so controlling, she knows all of our business my wife makes sure she keeps her up to date on every little details that goes on in our lives and she is never out of our lives not even for a week and I think my wife is ok with it because her mother can never be wrong.

She worships her either she is right or wrong, she is always visiting every weekend and sometimes stays with us for a week or two only to come back the following weekend saying she misses us, when I got married to my wife I didn't ask for a bonus, I don't know why we can't be left alone, and the worse part of it is that she comes with other family members and we always have a full house, I'm an introvert and I love my privacy but with my mother in-law I will never have that. I have become sad over the past few months and it's affecting my home because I can't even talk to my wife anymore because she is her mother's ear piece, I'm losing my sanity, she is coming over this weekend and I think I just need to go on a vacation alone this summer to clear my head. Have you ever had this kind of problem before? I need help please.

My brother just bring your own mama inside the house. Since they wanna be childish, join the bandwagon! Trust me, mother-in-laws hate each other. Give your mum the very same attention ur wife is giving hers. Be sure you make this plan with your mum. Your wife will get uncomfortable and jealous.... Shikena!

Na sense dem dey take catch monkey

nairaman66:
Damn!! How did you figure it was a Mac?? The MacBook is the love of my life!!

Na you wan tell mac - freak say na mac be that??

No dull am o

Loooool

nairaman66:
iPhone 6s.. Love it because of its unique OS and sleek feel! Also got the iPhone 5 as well.. #TeamApple

I zoom thy mac sir!

#TeamAppleEveryDarnTime

flexxyworld:
It has always been the norm for unilag admission

I taya o
The system hasn't changed a bit
This is the same way I was tested back in 2007.

Applicants won't just learn

usibengate:
Guy u lied, i currently use blackberry phone and Z10 to be precised, I'm still flexing my what's app wela

December 31st and it's gone in a flash!

Mine is still working on my passport but I uninstalled it and installed the android version instead. Now i'm calm

Please what is the difference between the following names of secondary schools? What factor determines the names that are adopted?

1. A grammar school
2. A model college
3. A college
4. A high school
5. A comprehensive high school

Anyone with useful info?

SillyeRabbit:

egbon, you go comment if u no care?

we're in this together

kenonze:
Feel like vomiting.

See legs

na wa o! does Negative criticism give this much joy?

aswear i'm currently using the N2500 for 10gig on my mifi

grayht:
I beieve most of these insecticides are organophosphate nerve poisons. The nerve poison often inhibits
cholinesterase, an enzyme that breaks down acetyl choline (ACh), a neurotransmitter. With extra ACh in the
nervous system, the cockroach has muscular spasms which often result in the cockroach flipping on its back.
Without muscular coordination the cockroach cannot right itself and eventually dies in its upside down-
position...



Why humans no dey stand when dem die?

in pidgin?

vonn:
2shotz....styl-plus...Sasha?
oh please, they had hit songs jare

the op is just so dumb

ikorodureporta:
How can they say Styl-plus, & 2shotz do not hav a hit song? Where is Dare Art-Alade??

i'll take it personal if u bring darey into this

I'll check it out.

Thanks

Hello,

After years of being in love with my fat self, i've decided to lose weight due to health reasons.

Although, i haven't had any serious health issue as a result of my weight but my doctor is already warning me seriously.

I clocked 26 last month and I weigh 145kg as at last check.

Can I get helpful tips from the house on how to lose weight fast?

gentlesoul196:
I don't know if I will cry or just go to glo head office or better still break my glo sim or at worst demand for employment from them.

I have been job hunting like a 35 year old lady looking for a husband for a while now, with the present situation anybody who sees a job invite will grab it with the hope and prayers of landing one

I was all smile since 3 days ago when I got this job invite, I prepared my mind,body and spirit like I was going to give a speech at the White house it was as if bill gate gave me an open position after submitting my CV to nearly all e-mail address I see that has a job description attached to it.

The D-day finally came today as it ought to be I dressed responsibly nodded a tie and went as early as 6 a.m for an 9a.m interview, waited at the gate until we were ushered in

I silenced my Mtn phone which is my popular line and left the glo sim because I rarely give out my glo number since it was meant for browsing alone.

My turn finally came anxiety increased but I was determined to get this job,i went in met 2 gentle men and a lady sitting and staring at me with their usual first question may we Know u? I blasted the answer like the atomic bomb prepared primarily for a boko haram leader , i could see them concurrently nodding to my answers as they fired questions like World War3 and I kept on throwing the messale at them also, I felt at home with the other part of me saying gentle this job is surely yours, then comes the shocker of my life ,glo call came in with the volume of China phone I'm using which is loud enough to host a party at Transcorp Hotel

Song by Lil Wayne - I love the gucci and the alcohol . Before I could struggle to press stop the HR leader said no need stopping it we know your likes, you can go now and drink your alcohol

At this point I felt like heading straight to glo office for a riot
Please NCC ban this thing, if it's not sms they r calling and now I'm crying because of their unwanted calls.



Lalasticalala this is not a snake thread but a message to other job seekers too to even off their newly bought sim even if it's not registered, the devil works in mysterious ways too

mr poster, i see this as nothing but a calculated attempt to de-market glo and I'm pretty disappointed. in the first place, did you not know that you were supposed to with off your phone or silent it during an interview session?

secondly, did glo help you fix up the gucci and alcohol ringtone?

stop blaming the world at your carelessness and try to fix your mistakes.

we all get the unsolicited calls and SMSs from almost all networks in Nigeria and it is not peculiar to glo alone?

be careful what you post online. by the way, how much were you paid for this? or you just wanna trend?

I wish the OP had typed in pidgin

mark3009:
Glo is the cheapest no doubt but yheir network speed is wack. I envy those who have good glo network in their location.

Yea, it's location dependent

Where 5 gig goes for #2500 on glo with an option of boosting data a 500/gig, these idiots are selling for #6500.

Rubbish!

BrilliantMind:
Oh God I thank u for the good thing u have done in my life. Pls God I have no one to turn to except u God pls provide me with my dream job b4 the end of april 2016(amen). I'm happy for u.Pls choose shell and don't 4get me when u enter shell. I read Chemical engineering. contact: myzeebaby7@gmail.com .Thanks

I'm sorry but with that kind of e-mail address, no prospective employer will take you serious

Toyota sequoia V8 for sale o! I don suffer for this car hand for fuel. E jus dey drink am like palmy! I jus park the mumu thing and borrowed mumc V4 as retiree no dey too drive go anywhere wey pass church

I got a notification on my BB10 device about a new BBM update. This was quite unusal because I could remember doing an update a couple of days ago.

I clicked on the update request to check what's its about only to discover that privacy and control features are now free.

Prior to this update , with photo evidence below, you can see that when I tried to do a message retract, I was asked to subscribe for the service.

Could it be Blackberry is scared of losing customers? With the exit of facebook from their devices and with whatsapp rumoured to be leaving their OS later this year?

Is this a desperate measure?

Who else has noticed that 200 naira note is scarce?

Application sent! Hope i'm shortlisted

uchebest2006:
Some Old laptop are better than all ds new one's

You can like second hand things eh!

We're just so desperate in this country. Isn't it madness for one to ask you to pay for a job?

I'm only leaving this comment all for the sake of being on the front page. I have little or no idea abt soccer.

How can you expect someone who wears singlet to snap passport to score 399?