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sexyZee:
sori, we so cool, to d xtend dat your father sef dey tak us as his role model, though he no dat in u ppl miserable life u cannt b beta dan us

pele, mallam wan bi role model, na film?

Gabry:
^^^ U and your keyboard. . . Whatever your brain tells you to type, your hand will work to what your brain tells you to do. Hmm!

ever heard of artificial intelligence?

chika98:
Men and sweet mouth. No be you tell the babe sey she no bad at all? Kai! Na wa o

ok, she fine small, na wetin happen? but that polo na over size

Pweety4me:
Tufiakwa!never wat will i be doing with a desperado like dat?ko possible lai lai. . .

i didn't know u were female   so have i gotten your attention?  

C2H5OH:
nothing much o brah. school no go kill me die. too much stress and sleep.

meeen, i feel your pain, i need a vacation myself

Gabry:
NA2Day, U are not serious ooo. . . U claim u hatre females and now u are here posting this thread. Im confuse with you,  

na who hate females? not me ooo, maybe my keyboard but definitely not me


[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg4933891#msg4933891 date=1258352334]those ehm boobies and legz in your picshure, are they real 'cos if they are then. . .[/quote]hold on now, i saw her first, in fact, i think she is the one i gave my number to, so chilax  

selena:
You guys are not serious at all.

so when are u calling?

chika98:
LWKMD Is this the same chic you told the other day that her polo shirt wasn't real?

God forbid bad thing ooo! no bi she

spikedcylinder:
Did she see your picture before or after you gave her the number?
Ol' boy, your number don lost for yonder o.

good point, she must have seen my ugly pic after i gave her my number, dunit!  

genetokky:
you don take shepe?

no, u dey sell shepe?

Pweety4me:
i no blame u . . .na dat small tin wey dey inbetween your legs dey decieve u say u be man na goat u be. . .hissss

naah! u are mistaken me for edoyad, plz refer to the this link for clarification https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-350079.0.html

C2H5OH:
Quite frankly dude, even though you kinda deserve some mudslinging for hypocritically joining the pool of men who have walloped the girl's virtue, if her past is too much burden for you to bear, don't bother knotting it up with her.

so who is he leaving the left over for? 

Pweety4me:
Mind u na2day i ain't no sir plse!. . .

oh i forgot, u are gay. my apologizes

TheSeeker:
Na2Day, you don find the suspect?

we are closing in

Pweety4me:
I think u r mistaken. . .desperate cow!

u are asking for it sir! 

selena:
When you gave the assumed madam your number,did she tell you that her name was selena?

that is confidential information that can not be released to the general public 

Pweety4me:
You guys leave innocent selena alone she has nothing 2 do with dis abeg. . .

how would u know?

C2H5OH:
ROFL please give this nigga his number back

he is aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee! my long lost brother. sup?

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg4933651#msg4933651 date=1258347716]Jeez, my laptop just summersault sha, please no uppercut for any of these kokolets, i am still waiting for one of them to call me o!

ok, selena call me now and then i will send recharge card. . .[/quote]LMAO!

OAM4J:
Na2day I hope you get it now.

You can not expect her to just call immediately. You did not send money for recharge cards, your mistake  

oops!

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg4933620#msg4933620 date=1258347011]i guess she just wanted to prove that you are serious. . .dont worry she will call this time[/quote]well, i am counting sheeps jumping over the fence and i am currently on 35,001, if i reach 70,000 and she didn't call, wahala go dey ooo  


@ selena, i said it has reach like 5 days now if not more  

Pweety4me:
So?so?so? she said she will call u but she did not say when so y r u bothering your head?. . .i mean wat happened 2 your lyfe?if your number is wat d problem is then change your number or wurreva and stop all dis plse!

dude, b4 i donate u upper cut beta waka far or ur kunbee will neva recognize u again  

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg4933609#msg4933609 date=1258346712]@selena, oya call the poster now. . .
@poster i suspect that she has deleted your number, so. . . .[/quote]then she owes me twice, one for making me take the pain stacking step to look for my number and hand it to her and the next for making me wait endlessly for her to return it

Pweety4me:
bye love take care.

na love dey shack u, u neva start

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg4933593#msg4933593 date=1258346451]now i suspect you are the chic - you sound like the chic - the chic had similar attitude to you[/quote]udi very suspicious

OAM4J:
Oh my bad, didn’t know Seun was the postmaster. Relax then, here Seun comes to the rescue.  

the dude never show up ooo  


[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg4933537#msg4933537 date=1258345480]yes, the kokolet needs to be flogged. . .with a koboko[/quote]I concur 100%

selena:
@Did she ask you to give her your number?I believe you were bored when you started this thread.

yes she did and u sound very much like her, just saying

Pweety4me:
na2day i hope no problem?

meaning?

Kunbee:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop looking for my trouble ooo

u get trouble? didn't notice

Pweety4me:
I wonder who your gonna meet next?maybe whitelexi. . .

me thinks that meet has already been done

chiogo:
I laugh in Igbo.

unfortunately, my laptop does not understand igbo

olistan:
Yes, she said what surprises her is buying her gift or taking out for shopping not giving her money to buy herself. Is there still love in that or is she seeing someone else?

u can surprise her by dumping her, am sure she will like that alot

kunmibola:
Hi Mytreasure,
I know i should not be doing this cos you cherish your privacy but its high time i came out of the shell. This silence is killing me and whatever i have done to deserve this from you, i want to apologise.

You used to be the best person in my life and my life has been very lonely wthout you. i am tired of playing games.

I am not gonna say more than this cos i know you can read between the line. Kindly come back to me.

I still love you.

NB: To NLanders,
PLease don't make a joke out of this.

na woman do u like so? she don collect ur key, ur own don finish

chiogo:
^We all are, hun. Don't sweat it.

Me sef I'm trying to quit.

me i am not, most of my responses are self generated by my laptop

OAM4J:
Sorry u are helpless then.

i guess my faith is in the hands of seun to call the lady to order

megacity:
@OAM4J

Detailed investigation was not necessary at the beginning because marriage was not in view at the time

As for my own background check: yes I had some relationships before I met her, but still I do not expect the woman I marry to have a long chain of ex-boyfriends. See, every single woman that hopes to marry in future has a duty live the kind of life that that her husband would be proud of when they eventually meet. The number of EXs in this case is many and I don’t appreciate that at all

Anyway, the issue now is how to end it all without much hurt

very simple, u jump into the river and drown, i promise she will find another person that will accept her

OAM4J:
Haaaaa my investigation bad!!! Guess her neighbor signed for it then. What name did u put on the mail?

can not reveal such vital information as it is an on going investigation

kenuoyibo:
he never really loved the babe. he just wanted her because of her certificate,since she didn't meet up to standard,he threw her away like a used tissue paper. that guy doesn't deserve a graduaute for a fiancee,that was sheer wickedness.

really? lets take a poll here, how of the NL girls will want to marry sumtin that just graduated with a 3rd class or no degree, i am sure at the end of the poll they will justify their reason for choosing the rich dude or guys with big prospect

OAM4J:
I have been reliably told that your number was never delivered; it should be among your return mails. pls check your mail box!!!

ROTFLMAO! naah! it was hand delivered and signed for