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[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4962546#msg4962546 date=1258708207]me n recession cnt b the same sentence. gosh i need to get me a new man w fresh mints. am done w/your brokeness n empty bank acct [/quote]oya return all the money wey i borrow from u con give u to go buy food for house

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4962556#msg4962556 date=1258708359] [/quote]

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4962230#msg4962230 date=1258703446]no get me started[/quote]e bi like say na only u no knw say recession dey

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4962236#msg4962236 date=1258703554]tell men nah. the baba wouldnt know na [/quote]sorry, i no fit, i am a man of my word

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4962170#msg4962170 date=1258702455]i no wan those kinda sticks. i wan those wey 'em dey use for there. those kind w/pointed mouths [/quote]toothpick nko?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4962182#msg4962182 date=1258702589]i talk am . kai! tell me more. where did u put it? in my food or water?[/quote]the baba talk say make i no talk

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4962161#msg4962161 date=1258702241]lai lai. i think say na charm u use hold me sef becos i no deal w/poor men like u but. . . [/quote]u think say the time i go ogun an mai mai i go chop?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4962153#msg4962153 date=1258702067]now u cnt afford it, it don to wetin happen to spoons

i no wan spoons. na sticks i want. poor man

foods taste berra w/those sticks [/quote]but we get chewing sticks na

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4962138#msg4962138 date=1258701857]LOL u no well [/quote]thats why u loff me

i love this lady and its true about some of us


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z5c-iUGtxs

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4962095#msg4962095 date=1258701021]i want shanghai or hong kong where i will be eating rice with sticks [/quote]wetin do spoon?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4962107#msg4962107 date=1258701331]if only wishes were horses . . .[/quote]suya will be plenty

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4962034#msg4962034 date=1258699601]another wayo style don dey merge

who tell u say i want the bahamas[/quote]where u want? the moon? i get plot of land there too

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4962055#msg4962055 date=1258700031]u hav two options. b or a. if i was u, i would definitely go w/ a becos u cant come out alive if u go w/b hey. . .am just advising u[/quote]lucky me i have a clone

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4962017#msg4962017 date=1258699126]no b me n u jor. u will get me a hotel while u plan your house thieving or choose your date in court for divorce. your choice[/quote]i choose option "C"

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4962021#msg4962021 date=1258699270]till i see the fresh minted greens, i no gree. i have had the lies n wayos 4rom u enough[/quote]i promise this time is for real, infact, start looking for house for us in the bahamas ooo, we go chop like no tomorrow

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4961964#msg4961964 date=1258697037]no worri. they will chase us out of the house soon no go pay the bills[/quote]we go carry the house run bi that

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4961971#msg4961971 date=1258697300]i no wan suffer the kids na. poor man shldnt be having pikins na [/quote]but i don tell u say i get scheme like madoff own and it will bring us money

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4961957#msg4961957 date=1258696745] me ke?[/quote]all this time, i think say na me be the problem why we never fit get pikin, now i know way u dey take concoction

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349754.msg4961354#msg4961354 date=1258679615]for your sake [/quote]good, oya go pay the bills

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=349435.msg4961427#msg4961427 date=1258681243]although none is 100% safe except for abstinence but since youre married abst. is out of the talk, have you thought about trying IUDs? they are more effective that pills and they dont need to be taken like the pills. some you can put in for 5yrs and its very effective. there are many effective methods out there other than the pills.[/quote]i dey suspect u oo

platinumnk:
na aaaah  

come on, u know u want to

TheSeeker:
Come on messenger

i am on msger

Kunbee:
Romade free me jor

Hello anyone home

who let the dogs out, woff woff woff woff!

Pharoh:
@You Know Your Self  

Thanks for your comment about me, i really appreciate it and i think have fallen a little bit out of line hence your doubting remark about me. Good to hear that from you and it has spurred me for a change here on this forum. You are one of my highly regarded pals on here and i am not saying this to return the favor.  . I really have to thank you again for that comment because i am almost loosing faith here on this forum.

Don't reply this message here on this thread if at all you want to  , Hope you see this message.

u are very welcome

TheSeeker:
I have told you I'm in love with you, why are you denying my loff?

oga-madam, carry ur craze waka far ooo!

platinumnk:
@ na2day- did u really put your phone number upthere??

thats right sweetie, u wanna call me?

Abuzoooooo:
'Do those who disbelieved think that they can take My slaves (Angels, Jesus, mary, Ezra, sun, etc) as gods besides Me ? Verily, We have prepared Hell as an entertainment for the disbelievers'

Quran 18:102

poor baby, u got ban?

Secretz:
I cash you today oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol, na typo

olabowale:
@na2day?: ^^^^ the yorubas to the royals, "KABIYESI" (Who can ask him?) or when they want to respect somebody. Is there a real Kabiyesi but The Creator? So if a king in Owo, or Abeokuta of Lagos (sorry every one else, I did not even mention my beloved Ijebu Ode) says "Awa" and he is addressed as "Kabiyesi" Cant the Creator address Himself in either of these manners? And in the Quran, when Allah says "We" you will see where it ends in that phrase bringing it all into a complete circle, mentioning His own Name to let us know that the majestic plural is only about Him!

By the way, the "KABIYESI" (who can ask/challenge His Decision(s)) does appear in the Quran; in Surah Baqarah, it is the most popular verse in that Surah and I bet almost all the Muslims on Nairaland is aware of it! Does Jesus qualify as Kabiyesi, or it is Ghost o Father since you said they are coequal gods, each being able to challenge the other(s), I will say?

obviously u dont know what Christ means if u do, u will know that he is not just king but King of Kings and Lord of lords and he lords over ur allah

Secretz:
Ok, I go take my loff and share am all over. . . ok?  

what?!   no try am ooo, i dont believe in sharing u at all   it is against our tradition  

Secretz:
I just can't take your sh!tz mehn. All these people you dey pass your number toooo. . . . . you took me from the village and make suffer like this ehn? ?  ? Please take me back oooooo.  

i don lost the map to the village, sorry and didn't u tell me there is love in sharing?  

sexyZee:

take ya crocodile tears comot from my before!

sexyZee:
aw far u i don miss u today ooo, ^{your norma atitude now}  

when adults are talking dont u know u should be quiet? no respect!

Secretz:
Na2Day. . . . ummmm did you sign those papers?

divorce papers? no! give me one good reason why i shld